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From the rhyming slang, almond rock - cock. 2. An imperial measure of semen; approximately one stomach full. anal announcement n. Fart; botty burp; trouser trumpet. Apache n. Sex without a condom. Riding bare back. apple catchers n. Generously proportioned knickers. aris n. Convoluted cockney rhyming slang for arse. From Aristotle - bottle bottle and "glarse"- arse. arse-feta n. The cheese (qv) matured in the narrow passage leading to Cadbury Alley (qv). arse-grapes n. Descriptive term for haemorrhoids. arse-piss n. Diarrhoea; rusty water (qv); the shits. arseholed a. intoxicated; having consumed an excessive amount of alcohol. art pamphlet n. A jazz mag; one handed reading material. assets n. Of British tabloid journalism, a girls breasts. aunt Mary n. Vagina. axe wound euph. Vagina. B B.S. US abbr. Bullshit. baby bullets euph. See baby gravy. baby gravy euph. Semen; smegma. Also baby boullion. bacon bazooka euph. Penis; pork sword; the pink oboe (qv) bag ladies' period n. Superlative of foul tasting. baibhe (bye-b) Gaelic n. A rough old slapper; a boot (qv). bald man in a boat euph. Vagina; hairy pie (qv). Ballarat Aus. n. A fully erect penis. As in Tow are you gettin' on Bruce?" "Bleedin' marvellous Sheila. I'm nearly at Ballarat". See also Lake Wendouree. ball buster n. Sexually aggressive female; cock chomper. bang v. To have sex; to shag. e.g. 'We were banging, like a shite house (qv) door in the wind". n. A sexual encounter; a shag. banjo n. On the penis, that thin ridge of skin connecting the polo neck to the bobby's helmet (qv). bannocks interj. Scotts equivalent of bollocks. n. Jockspeak for knackers;
plums (qv). baps (baaah-ps) n. N. Ireland Breasts. e.g. "Phoaar! Will yer just look at the baps on that?' Barclays rhym. slang A wank; five finger shuftle; hand shandy (qv). Barclays bank - wank. barf v. To vomit; puke; bowk. bargain bucket n. An overemployed and over-stretched fanny. barking spider n. Ringpiece; anus; chocolate starfish (qv). barse n. The perineum; that little bit between your balls and your arse. bash-the-bishop euph. To masturbate; toss; bank with Barclays (qv). bazookas n. A pair of big tits; whoppers. bean flicker n. Lesbian. beard n. A woman married to a gay man in order to conceal his homosexuality. As in: "Do you reckon that Sophie's a beard then, or what?" See also whiff of lavender, frock. bear trappers hat sim. Hairy front bottom. As in "She had a fanny like a bear trapper's hat". Also Davy Crockett's hat. bearded clam Aus. attr. Barry Humphries Vagina; fanny. beat-the-meat euph. To avail oneself of a ham shank, perform the five-knuckle-shuffle (qv). beaver cleaver n. Male weapon used in axe wounds. bed flute n. Musical variation on the pink oboe (qv). beef bayonet euph. Penis; cock, pork sword; love torpedo. beef curtains euph. Labia. beetle bonnet euph. Female pubic mound, esp. shaven. From the popular VW car. Belgian biscuit n. A vile and non specific sex act performed by the staff of a rub-a-tug shop (qv). As in 'How much? Fifty quid, eh? Does that include Belgian biscuit?" Belisha beacon n. Flashing orange globe on a black and white pole, named after the Transport Minister in 1934. bell end euph. The glans of the penis; purple helmet (qv). bell-swagged a. To be endowed with a large bell end on a contrastingly small stem or shaft. bender n. 1. Drinking spree; Leo Sayer (qv). 2. A queer fella. See gender bender.
berry n. A sexual deviant; kinky person; one who shags animals. biffin n. Sweat secreted in the biffin bridge (qv) area during intercourse. biffin bridge n. See barse. biffon n. That part of the female anatomy between the bottom and the vagina, which the man's balls biff on during intercourse. bikini burger n. See hairy pie. Billy Mill roundabout n. The climactic point of masturbation. From the A1058 Coast Road in Newcastle. e.g. "MY mum walked in just as I was coming up to the Billy Mill roundabout". See also vinegar strokes (qv). Billy Wright Famous Everton footballer, latterly rhyming slang for shite. bint n. Derogatory term for a silly old slapper; a bird; bit of fluff. biscuits n. The contents of the stomach after a heavy night`s drinking. As in "Get me a bucket, quick, I'm gonna chuck me biscuits". blart n. Female vagina. Also collective n. Women; totty (qv). e.g. 'Golly gosh! This pub is heaving with blart". bliff n. Minge; front bottom. bliff mag n. Pornographic magazine; jazz mag (qv); art pamphlet. blit n. See blart. blob n. Condom; rubber; rubber Johnny (qv). blow mud v. To noisily expel a loose stool; crop spray (qv). blue-veined custard chucker n. Penis. Also blue veined piccolo, blue veined Havana. bobby's helmet n. Bell end. From the distinctive shape of the British police constable's hat. boff v. To fuck (qv). boiler n. An ugly woman one would prefer not to service. bollocks n. 1. Nonsense; balls, as in: 'That's utter bollocks". 2. Knackers; balls, as in: 'Them's massive bollocks". bomb bay n. The arse; the area of one's body towards which the rear gunner (qv) is attracted. boner US n. An erection; stifly. bonk v. To boff (qv). bonk-on n. Erection, as in: `A copy of Fiesta and a box of tissues please, Mr Newsagent. I've got a right big bonk on". Boris n. used by females Vagina.
Bumhole. as in: `Watch yourself there Bruce. he bullshat me. Bourneville Boulevard euph. "Lo. Bowling from the Pavilion end euph. As in: "Eeeeargh! I wish I'd worn a box". A sexually promiscuous female. brown sword n. The unit by which breasts are often measured. brown pipe engineer n. . The summer months during which women sunbathe topless. The skirting around the base of one's helmet (qv). One who bowls from the Pavilion end (qv) and in so doing tarnishes his bobbies helmet (qv). box n. To barf. the future Bishop of Durham). bott v. brown hatter n. The vagina in the aftermath of sex. build a log cabin euph. that one's a right Box of Assorted Creams". your neighbour (for example. brown trout n. A spacious vagina. bowk v. Botting (qv). solid stool. Arse. botter (bot-ah) n. excrement. fudge tunnel. Used to denote homosexuality. Bristols ryhm. BSH abbr. Stools. Also Tardis fanny / twat. From Shakespear's Henry IV.bosch v. To pass an enormous. 1. To drill a hole between cubicles in a public lavatory for the purpose of spying on. or making your cock available to. See banjo.titties. He who botts. Bovril bullets n. bullshat v. as in: 'I believe he strolls down the Bourneville Boulevard". Vagina. As in: 'I wouldn't go in there mate Someone's just built a log cabin" bulldog eating porridge euph. In cricket. Past tense of bullshit. brown bullet-hole euph. A gay man. A plumber who comes in the tradesman's entrance. n. brown wings n. A shite. As in 'Me liar. boy up. bucket fanny n. a gentleman's protective device worn around the undercarriage (qv). buffty Scotch n. A sex act performed by botters (qv). slang Tits. British Standard Handful. From Bristol Citys . vomit. brim n. create a pavement pizza (qv). box of assorted-creams Aus. 2. As in: "Look at that lovely little box". I see my ladies' bulldog hath been eating porridge again". The honour bestowed on a man after he has completed a successful spell of bowling from the Pavilion end (qv). breast fest n. barking spider (qv).
Captain's Pie n. haddock pastie (qv). those folds generate in a ladies crotch when they an pulled up too tightly. slang for vagina. chebs n. cavalier n. totty (qv). To release a payload from the bomb bay (qv). I'm so pissed I can't get onto the bed. In British tabloid journalism. One who eats hairy pie (qv). e. if you'll excuse me I think I'll nip upstairs and light a bum cigar". Casanova's rubber sock n. Latin phrase meaning to have intimidate relations with. Girls. See also Twix lips. As in: "Flat as a board. Condom. I hope to get some cabbage". camel's foot n. Cadbury Alley n.bum bandit n. slang Haemorrhoids.piles. outlaw or highwayman. Bonk. See Bourneville Boulevard. As in: Chalfont St. blob (qv). Giz a bunk up will ya?" burp the worm See bash-the-bishop. Of leggings and tight jeans. cable laying euph. as in: "Shit. bum chain n. "I fancy doing a bit of cauliflower'. Uncircumcised penis. Of ship's catering. a stool. Tits. From 18th C. erect nipples. Charlies n. Sexually promiscuous woman. A in: "Phoarr! She had nipples like chapel hat pegs'. and easy to screw". Sex. Assistance climbing. Any chance of a bunk up?" 2. bury a quaker euph. the breasts. As in: 'Darling. To excre solid stools. 1. carnival knowledge n. who steals people's bottoms. As in "I'm looking forward to going out this evening. As in: "Have you had carnival knowledge with your wife within the last two weeks?" carpenter's dream euph. bunk up n. you look beautiful tonight. Chalfonts rhym. charms n. Nothing to do with pillow biting. carpet muncher euph. breasts. A rather intimate version of the Conga danced by those on the other bus (qv). shag. breasts. As opposed to crop spraying (qv).g. In after dinner conversation. Giles . cauliflower euph. bum cigar n. Also pygmies cocks. chapel hat pegs simile used describe large. Bottom. Hairy pie. can US n. A robber. that pie which belongs to the captain. . "Well. C cabbage n. 70s Tits. 1. 2.
chopper n. To drain one's spuds. A lesbian. Penis. chuck your muck euph. 2. chuckles n. such as would cling to the lavatory bowl above the water level rather than slip into the water. I believe I've just chuffed". etc. choke the chicken euph. Dangleberries (qv). clagnuts n. breasts. cheese ridge n. Vagina. To produce a pavement pizza (qv). Bumhole. The fertile area of the penis where knob cheese (qv) is cultivated. chutney locker n. cirelejerk n. chocolate chimney sweep euph. Tits. chubblies n. Tits. A fat woman's choozies (qv). Also tagnuts. choozies Aus. botter (qv). chunder v. speedway. clam jousting n. Balls. To pass wind. chuff mountain EEC n. ejaculate. e. shoot a bunny rabbit. n. Rectum. Surplus of woman guests at a party. chichis Mexican n. clarts n. breasts. See chocolate eye. Also chutney ferret. Bumhole. A shared round of hand shandies (qv). chocolate speedway also chocolate whizzway n. chutney farmer euph. "Oops! Best open a window vicar. chuff 1. burp the worm. clam smacker n.cheese See knob-cheese. A manwho rears chocolate starfish (qv). Botter (qv). cheesey wheelbarrow n. as it might appear while being pushed by an uphill gardener (qv). A sexual encounter between lesbians. See bash the bishop. Also Velcro fastening. chocolate starfish n.g. He who applies his purple headed womb broom (qv) to dirtier duties. Tampon. chuffle plug n. The penis. ladies front bottom. v. Also banjo (qv). n. chocolate eye n. Tacky excrement. poop chute. As in: 'That Andy Cole couldn't score in a brothel with a £50 note wrapped round his chopper'. chocolate speedway rider n. . barf (qv).
The posh Latin term for oral sex. Constable n. costume drama n. I hear he takes it up the council gritter'. Also Gary Glitter. A special recipe for hairy pie (qv) available only during rag week (qv). crapper n. or gism (qv). crouton n. thunderbox. often leading to a minge burp. The highly dangerous act of flame throwing with one's trouser trumpet. To go house hunting on Bourneville Boulevard (qv). clinkers Aus. A solid stool. crop spraying euph. how's your old Gary Glitter? Have you been cable laying or crop spraying" cumulo nimbus n. cupcake n. cludgie n.clear the custard euph. council gritter rhyming slang Arsehole. looking for something a bit more solid than a log cabin (qv). cunt bubble 1. the stimulation of the clematis. a doctor may enquire: "So. A roughly shaven minge. To have diarrhoea. coco sombrero n. n. To have a long overdue wank. dirtbox. combustofiatulation n. Council gritter . For example. crab ladder n.shitter. e. Shithouse (qv). Jizz. As opposed to cable laying (qv). Something Paul Whicker says when punching the bishop (as opposed to bashing the bishop). interj. cottage v. 2. . curd n. The frantic behaviour of a woman who cannot decide what to wear for a party. Difficult to remove poo particles. cranberry dip n. As in: "Watch that one. cream v. Thomas Shitehousen.g. "Ooooooh I've got balls like boulders. bone. See also period drama. copper bolt v. A small quantity of fart-gas caught in the palm of the hands and then deposited in a person's face. An erection. backside. From the German inventor of the self-cleaning water closet. corybungo n. clusterfuck n. winnits. n. Mexican variation of brown hat. A regrettable situation of immense idiocy. An air lock up the fanny. Arse. To ejaculate. Penis. I'd better nip upstairs and clear the custard'. lavatory. conkers See hairy conkers. Lavatory. kling-ons.
Rectum. dirtbox n. Any sexual encounter in public place. excrement adhering to the hairs around a badly wiped bottom. To fart. under lamp posts etc. An amateur or inexperienced prostitute. double bassing v. Dangleberries (qv). D dags Aus. fanny nosher. drop out n. cut the cheese euph. in bushes. When a testicle protrudes from the bottom of your underpants. As opposed to flop out (qv). dog n. boiler. To have sex from behind fiddling with the lady's left nipple with your left hand and her fanny with your right . Intercourse in the position adopted by dogs. diddles See diddy ride. dog's bollocks euph. doggies n. dog's egg n.curl one off v. usually near some dustbins. The shameful result of bashing the bishop (qv). Bees knees. dog's match n. Also dick weed. tug boat. Also crimp off a length naval slang. To erroneously emit a small body of faeces whilst attempting to break wind. dinner masher n. To be bisexual. Male pubic hair. . dangleberries n. n. To have a shit. dishonourable discharge n. Butch lesbian. draw mud from the well See follow through. diesel dyke US n. sea monster. Possessing a large penis. dollymop n. often 'laid' on the pavement. dick wheat US n. A dog turd.curler n. . donkey rigged adj. dobber n. drop the kids off at the pool euph. drop a pebble euph. Also follow through.a position similar to the one adopted when playing the double bass. doorways. football shorts. AC/DC. A lump of excrement so delivered. Hound. drink hom both taps euph. diddy ride See tit wank. To carefully deliver a stool. Winnits. stone (qv). A semi-erect penis. or in Peter Beardsley's case. A diner who arrives on the other bus (qv). donkey's knob. although the sound is completely different. a switch hitter (qv).
dunny Aus. Contraceptive sheath. Sexually promiscuous male. diarrhoea.g. 2. Crusty residue found on a hairy pie (qv). empty the anaconda euph. E Eartha Kitts rhym. dugs n. To have a piss. fanny magnet n. Emmas rhyhming slang Haemorroids. To pass a litter of small stools which nobody wants to give a home to. Also a popular knickname for someone called Dunn. Double Vaginal. feeding the ducks euph. Clitoris. . male genitalia. Penis. Dutch oven n. A To adorn ones spouse with Jelly Jewellery fadge n. dunkie n. slang Shits. fanny batter n. The knackers. An imagined part of the body which can be damaged by over exertion through laughter. To bash the bishop. paps. A flash car towards the driver of which totty (qv) is attracted. The area beneath the bedclothes after ones partner has just played the dawn chorus on his botty bugle. Eccles snake n. family jewels euph. dump v. n. From the apparent similarity in hand movements.drown some kittens euph. Also Nobbies (qv). baps. Wanking. farmers rhym. Toilet. fanny rat n. 'Hey! Stop it will ya. A penis with warts. especially at bedtime. release the poop payload. slang Piles. fanny flange n. F face painting v. fairy hammock n. Panties. dust the duvet v. daughter of sour faced dog food chef Clement. dry bob n. The holy grail of pornographic video acts. DVDA n. To lick lemon curd out of a tea towel holder (qv). Breasts. farting strings n. 1. Double Anal. Sex without male ejaculation. After the brainy media sex pot Emma Freud. Also the Brad Pitts. e. From Farmer Giles. A cross between a fanny and a vagina. presumably involving Indian Rubber-men and one uncomfortable woman. felch v. before I bust me farting strings'. To drop a log.
To denote sexual arousal in women. Of lavender marriages. To release a fart. lab kebab. by rights. To accidentally soil ones underpants whilst attempting to fart. A surpressed and childish exclamation of amusement at the utterence of a double entre. fitbin interj. a cosmetic husband. When the flacid penis protrudes through the bottom of your underpants. a husband is entitled at the end of the day. As in: "Do you fancy that Kate MosO "Naaaah! Tits like fried eggs". fleshy fugelhorn n. fist magnet n. pink oboe (qv). Haddock pastie. e. fluffer n. follow through v. chauvinistic Carnival knowledge (qv) to which. Simpleton. one of little intelligence. I'm firing blanks'. fizzing at the bung hole euph. a tit wank. sausage sandwich (qv). Scotch A turd in the pan which will not flush away. A one-handed work out to a Cindy Crawford exercise video. . In sophisticated society. To receive a brand spanking new electric fire that you never knew about. frock v. florins ryhming slang Shits. See also get up them stairs. Someone who deserves a punch in the face. Post snip ejaculation. fried eggs n. flop out n. Breasts. Another musical variation on the bed flute. From the former florin coin.g. vertical bacon sandwich (qv). fuckwit n. bollock brain. French wank n. e. front bottom See fur burger. firing blanks v. A brand new and extremely rude swearword invented by Sweary Mary for the purpose of annoying WHSmiths. Member of the crap 70s soul band. The lesbian's equivalent of a beard (qv). thruppennies (qv). Larry. 1. known as 'two bob bits'. fish mitten n. to obtain russet gusset: drop a pebble (qv). 'You can put the ribticklers away love. knockers.finsbury bridge See barse. fnarr fnarr! interj. 2. fun bags n. often whilst moving from a sitting to standing position. firey surprise n. floater n. A female employed on the set of porno movies to stimulate male actors between takes.g. Small breasts. five knuckle shuffle euph. fish supper euph. float an air biscuit euph.
Someone prone to uttering verbal inaccuracies. (Edge Hill is the last station before Liverpool Lime Street." gazoo n.) Aus. Clapham.. furry bicycle stand See fish mitten. goolies n. Conveniently rhymes with "Hoy. As in "I thought i'd have to go home via the Billy Mill Roundabout. To grin broadly." gobshite n. Scot.shitter. ghost shit n. drinking and watching football on telly. and now wishes to retire. gash n. giz a flash of your. get off at Edge Hill euph. Coitus interruptus. bum. To achieve an erection. gobble interj. gazungas n. gorblimey n. Arse. slang Arse. I'm having trouble getting wood". to the bedroom to make an ungainly and flatulent attempt at sexual intercourse. A vile sex act. golden shower euph. Gary Glitter rhym. withdrawal before ejaculation.. ginger beer rhym. go all the way to Cockfostersv. Lond. See also council gritter. Paisley. Greek sauna See Dutch oven. bullshitter. Also gammon goal-posts. Effeminate. flowery male of varying or obscure sexual orientation e. as a Nissan executive might do as he turned (even more) Japanese (qv) as he neared the vinegar strokes (qv) on his approach to the Billy Mill roundabout (qv). get up them stairs The cry from a chauvinist male to his wife which indicates that he has finished eating. get wood v. Large breasts. G gammon flaps See beef curtains. From Gary Glitter . Vagina. slang Queer. A stool or dump of which there is no trace when you stand up and turn round to admire it. To have sexual intercourse. get off at Redfern. gick Eire n. The colloquialism for testicles least likely to offend a vicar or grandparent. unfortunate mix-up in a crowded German bathroom. A type of trousers popular among council tenants in the 1950s. Also get string. gender bender n. grin like a wanking Jap sim. . but she took me all the way to Cockfosters. Marc Almond out of Soft Cell. Shit.fur burger See front bottom. A noise made by turkeys.g. Newcastle Gateshead etc. As in: "Sorry love.
grundle US n. The noxious vapour produced by guffing. Hampton rhyming slang Penis. three minute bout of gladitorial combat involving a Spam Javelin.an accident involving a zip. gusset nuzzler euph. hand shandy n. A one man. hairy cup See hairy doughnut. hand to gland combat n. A kipper. Of pulling a train (qv). 2. A rear view in a pornographic magazine in which the beef curtains (qv) are visible. gusset typist euph. hand solo n. hairy pie n. half leapfrog v. H haddock pastie See hairy cheque book. ham shank rhyming slang for a Barclays (qv). hairy doughnut See hairy goblet. hairy toffee n. A solitary hand shandy (qv). . A log. let off. ham howitzer n. A woman who masturbates. To fart. grub See biffin. Hampton Wick . hairy lasso See hairy pie. The type of undesirable bints (qv) who appear in reader's wives pages. Kling-ons (qv). Wedding tackle (qv). 1. build a log cabin (qv). See ham shank. grow a tail v. A military weapon descended from the pork sword (qv). As in: "Bagsy I'm not in the guard's van fellas". the least desirable position in the queue. turd. guard's van n. To defecate. Barse (qv). A cute wee Scotch lassie with a twee voice. hairy cheque book See hairy cup.grogan n. hairy goblet Seehairy lasso. Velcro triangle (qv). hanging salad euph. guff cloud n. Lesbian.dick. guff v. To have sex in the doggies (qv) position. hamburger shot n. Also to get your Hampton Court . grunts n. Dangleberries (qv).
hairy cheque book. how's your father?" hump v. Usually prefixed with ahem. hot dog n. A woman of loose morals. honey pot See hairy cheque book. As in 'Fancy a quick bit of. In kitchens. hard on n. how's your father n. Take a dump See also bum cigar.. shake that ass". ahem. helmet See bobby's helmet. freshly laid. To shag. Wood. Whore." hosebag n. If you put your hand down her pants it would be like a horse eating oats. One of several noises made by laughing gnomes. Bristols (qv). 1. Minge. one sausage and a hairy pie (qv). fur coats and pink Cadillacs. To carry heavy amplification equipment to and from a live music venue. Hershey highway US euph. A familiar name given to their charges by pimps in floppy hats.. As in "She hasn't been shagged for ages. nads. A game for two players.gay. horse eating oats sim. Scrotum. As in: "I'm homy. hide the salami euph. See Cadbury Alley et all. hee 1. a bone. She of bucket fanny (qv). horatio n. 2. Posh Latin term used by doctors for oral sex on a man. interj. . ho' abbr. Sex. See Jap's eye. v. See honey pot. As in: "Yo! Ho'. Howard's Way rhyming slang Homosexual. Thai n. Sexual intercourse. have sex with. hungry arse n. Think I'll give my happy lamp a quick buff.happy lamp n. To eat said morsel. As in: "Phewf! I wouldn't mind giving her head lamps a rub". heave a Havana polite euph.. From the shit BBC TV drama Howard's Way . hoop stretcher n. honey alter n. head lamps n. hog's eye n. An egg delicacy -something of an acquired taste -famously enjoyed by the gay cult actor Divine. one who hides the salami (qv) in the tea towel holder (qv). 2. Sixth gear stick. The condition afflicting women in tight jeans whereby a crease in their pants appears to disappear up the crack of their arse. happy sack euph. scrots. Herbie's bonnet See Beetle bonnet. horizontal jogging euph.
Irish shave n. Jism v. As in: "Is that a gun in your pocket. jelly water mangoes euph. Arthur Rank -wank. or inflammation of the farmers (qv). minge. Jap's eye n.S.I I. Also gism. Iggy Pop shot n. jobby Scotch variation Job. Arthur rhym. Japanese flag n. I. jism n. gazungas. abbr. As in: "Christ almighty! I think I'm sitting on a Japanese flag". bone. To be celibate whilst suffering from a venereal disease. A tight fitting costume worn by fetishists with strategically positioned openings over the erogenous zones. Itchy Ring Syndrome. To "whack off over a TV's ass because it would be a pity to waste it". Attr. Male urethral opening. Tampon. Terry Thomas. a journal of gentleman's interest. From J. Fadge. Helmet cheese. A Richard (qv). Arthur". Jemima suit n. Irish toothache n.B. . For example. The appearance of the arsehole the morning after a vindaloo curry. while watching blue movies Jonathan Ross might say: "Phwwoar! What I weally want wight now is a quick J. J. A lunchbox lancer who jousts with another man's jobs. J jack off v. Semen.R. Expression of joy upon seeing an attractive woman. A dump. jittler n. A printed volume of pornographic material. abbr. jerkin' the gherkin. Jimmy Riddle rhyming slang Vicar friendly term for a piddle. Irritating anal affliction caused by insufficient wiping of the chocolate starfish (qv). An erection.M. John Wayne's hairy saddlebags. hogs eye (qv). To choke the chicken (qv). slang Masturbation. The scrotum. or have you just got Irish toothache?" I say! Interj. jam rag n. jazz mag n. Jenny US n. Itty bitty meat. jobby jouster n. jizz abbr. To ejaculate. Large knockers. jacked up adj. jizzbags n. job n. A small penis.
. As in "Phoarr! She goes like a kangaroo shagging a space hopper".keek. kak.. To rise early and go for a horizontal jog (qv).. kittens noses n. One of many Star Trek aliens with bumpy foreheads. From Jodrell Bank. ford space research laboratory. Often in a shop doorway. Bra. (na-kaz) childish Testicles. As in: 'Pardon me madam. slang J. John Thomas n. slang Anus. Arthur (qv). Breasts. Johnny See rubber Johnny. kling-ons n. fnarr fnarr! (qv) . gusset typist. kitten hammock n. kak n. jubblies n. Bosoms. keech n. As in: "Ooyaah! I've knacked me knackers!" knee trembler n. pink pouffes. kermungers. kangaroo shagging a space hopper sim. 2. knob yoghurt. arse. The pet name by which Lady Chatterley's lover (on the level gardener Mellor) famously referred to his pink hoe. the Knuts. promiscuous. Khyber posh rhym. keister n. From the Afrikaans . anal hangers-on. Idiot. 2. Masturbateress.arse. knob cheese n. kakpipe cosmonaut n. golden bodangers .Jodrell rhym. Large wobbly breasts. kipper n. dangleberries. khaki buttonhole See chocolate starfish. From the German for block of wood. Winnits. joombye (joom-bee) Scotch n. Foreskin feta found underneath Kojak's roll-neck (qv) and around the banjo (qv) or cheese ridge. . in the famous saucy book. kipper for breakfast euph. Crap. Minge. Captain's pie. Kit-Kat shuffler euph. (ka-k) Shit. kak hole.. I was just admiring your lovely pair of jugs" K kahoonas (ka-hooo-naaaz) n. knackers n. jism. Also knob stilton. jugs euph. Smegma. From Khyber Pass (par-ss) . 1. Nipples. 1. Intercourse while both parties are standing up. klutz n. One who prefers to dock with the rear unloading bay. Sexually energetic.
Gentle. Build a log cabin (qv). langer n. Lake Wendouree Aus. knackers. lead the llama to the lift shaft euph. lid n. crop spray (qv). lavender See whiff of lavender. "Oh my God. An arms development dating somewhere between the pork sword (qv) and the bacon bazooka (qv). lickalotopus n. langball n. fish mitten (qv). love spuds euph. Circumcised salami.. A root vegetable found in the shreddies (qv). Tits. Anus. love puff euph. lay a cable euph. log cabin See build a log cabin. slang All dayer. lettuce n.g. euph. Latin name for a tuppence licker (qv) of pre-historic reptilian proportions. lapper n. loon pipe n. Puke. Based on the bell end headed seventies TV detective. lady-like fanny burp. all day party. Sexual intercourse. e. Bender. Foreskin. See also cable laying.. kosher dill n. Ejaculation. lotties n. whanger (qv). . Ejaculate.g. Leo Sayer rhym. To have diarrhoea. lils n. Val Doonican. Uuughh! I'm in Lake Wendouree!" From the lake at Ballarat (qv) Australia. lamb cannon euph. Penis. prolonged drinking spree. lose your mess euph. vertical bacon sandwich etc. Person who collects butterflies e. Female genitalia. labia lard See fanny batter. liquid laughter n. L lab kebab abbr.Kojak's roll-neck n. Labia kebab. A musician who plays the pink oboe (qv) a hairy pie eater (qv). Bit above the brim (qv). A type of dangleberry (qv) which attaches itself to John Wayne's hairy saddlebags (qv). to shoot ones load (qv). Breasts. Kojak minus the collar. loose at the hilt adj. lepidopterist n.
meat seeking pissile euph. for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers. cock hockle.love torpedo n. arsehole. To emit a foul smell. To do a margold. See dangleberries. archaic Medieval term for a coco shunter (qv). As in: "I'm just off to bed with Madam Palm and her five sisters". A loose woman. and their King without wisdom. Anus. Marmite driller euph. As in: "Show us yer mapatasi. abbr. Penis. (Unusually. margold n. Semen. He wrote: "Fear not the French. But keep thine backs as to the wall. From the similarity in shape of said island to a muff. Fanny. a penis. The unfortunate stain left on the bed sheet and often the mattress below after a sexual exchange of bodily fluids. As in: "Peter Beardsley's haircut was minging". Madam Palm and her five sisters euph. mess n. affectionate Penis. Awful. Aus. The ability to do 5 pop shots (qv) in two hours. Sheila". the filling in a shirt lifter sandwich. gunk. euph. mince medallions n. Bar or club heaving with totty (qv). Also lovetruncheon. In British tabloid journalism. Also man's Milk mapatasi (ma-pa-ta-zee) euph. marge n. A more exotic alternative to plums (qv) M mackerel n. lunchbox lancer n. it's minging in here!" minging n. love torpedo. Semen. wedding tackle. As in: "I sank her bacon battleship with my love torpedo". for their knights are without heart. From margarine -`spreads easily'. In botting (qv). As in: "Christ. Minge. Wanking. meat and two veg. minge (minj) n. After the US porn actor Bill Margold. back passage. Pimp. Penis and testicles. Morning-after residue left by a pearl necklace (qv). Marmite motorway n. milkman euph. See also lose your mess. lychees n. boastful Penis. meat market euph. First used by King Arthur to describe the French army. ming Scotch v. the busiest botter in a three man bum chain (qv). that bulge which appears in athlete Linford Christie's shorts. Map of Tasmania. pork sword. manfat n. lunch box n. I can tell you". a fish word not referring to the vagina). . mammary dandruff n. lucky Pierre n. See brownpipe engineer. map of Africa n. quim.
mustang n. v. 2. muff 1. See also Twix lips. n. v. Strip tease artist. gonads. abbr. monkey n. slang. have intercourse with. then falls over in an attempt to win a penalty kick. As in "Shoot your muck" muck spreader n. Tight women's bicycle shorts through which you can 'see the lips moving` but can't understand a word.minge winker euph. Niffkin's bridge n. Testicles. Nobbies rhym. ringpiece. Of shitty arses. nadbag n. mohair knickers euph." muff diver n. minge.g. Minge. bum grapes. mapatasi. muck n. Arse. From Nobby Stiles. Botter (qv). Arse. Excrement. Minge. mudeye n. e. mung n. mumblers n. Female equivalent of the Biffin bridge or barse (qv). that stubborn dangleberry (qv) which cannot he shaken off. mullet n. navigator of the windward pass euph. Tijuana cha-cha (qv). minnie moo n. A smaller more portable field weapon than the lamb cannon. scrotum. Vagina. A footballer who misses easy goal scoring opportunities. (Superlative of good) Variation of dog's bollocks. mutt's nuts adj. mutton dagger. plums. The light brushing of your favourite female hairdresser's waist against your elbows while she leans forward to cut your hair. hungry arse. muddy funster n. That strange haircut favoured by country and western singers and eighties footballers. Emmas. bum. Minge. mott n. To shag. N nads n. mutton musket euph. "Andy Cole has muffed it. A large minnie moo. Also mutton bayonet. . combative. Rear admiral (qv). As in: "Does the monkey want a banana?" Montezuma's revenge n. fanny. Mess (qv). muff nudge n. John Thomas's ideal home. To miss an easy goal scoring opportunity. mud n. Piles. your old fashioned plastic tea towel holder. Diarrhoea. moss cottage n. Nutsack. 3. A particularly runny type of arse feta (qv). camel's foot.
To float an air biscuit (qv) resembling yesterday's egg sandwiches. n. From the Australian tennis player. nonsense. See also Dutch oven. See also spiders legs. particulars n. Wank er. the one handed snake charming of the pant python. arse. Also one eyed zipper fish. wood. one off the wrist euph. interj. John Thomas. 2. As in: "You're talking pants!". As in: "H-excuse me medem. Homosexual. Erect penis. bowling from the Pavilion end (qv). Slash. Bed. The sticky consequences of reaching the Billy Mill . pants 1. Olde Worlde Tits. A posh word what the Queen might use for wanking and that. false teethed 1966 World Cup winning English footballer. pant moustache n. a ladies underwear. siphon the python. open your lunchbox euph. A more romantic term for an axe wound (qv). but I may need to take down your particulars". oil the truncheon euph. Wanking. Pat Cash rhym. 2. To polish the bobbies helmet. piss. The contents of ones stomach as they appear after barfing (qv) in the street. pass a stool. The effect achieved when the mapatasi (qv) extends symmetrically beyond either side of the shreddies (qv). Beetle bonnet (qv). Of low budget British sex comedies involving police officers. Penis. a bonk on. (Fnarr fharr! (qv)) passion flaps n. on the other bus euph. 1. Knockers. one eyed pant python. Five knuckle shuffle.bald. pavement pizza n. wank. O olivia v. pearl necklace n. pink oboe. collect one's own kindling. crimp off a length. hand shandy. slang. pan handle UK euph. Rubbish. knickers. park the fudge v. To have sex with several filthy tramps on a piss stained mattress. passion pit n. Exclamation of dismay. paps n. all at once. owner operator euph. norks n. Bearded clam. one eyed trouser snake euph. P painting the ceiling euph. one who plays with his own pork sword. Incomplete sexual intercourse. norton n. To shit. onanism (oh-nun-ism) n.
pitch a tent v. fish. Vagina. Botter (qv). plums n. partaking of a hand shandy. plinthe n. do you play the pink oboe?" pink steel n. . slang. penis. A person who smokes a pipe.roundabout (qv) whilst having a sausage sandwich (qv). Usually homophobic. 2. 2. pills n. Sperm. pebble dash v. or conspicuously in ones trousers. Cock. playing the bone-a-phone euph. pipe smoker 1. beef curtains. Spanking the monkey. US n. Knackers. the source of much mirth in British fruit shops. As in "Oh piss flaps! I never win the Lottery!" piss rusty water Roger Mellie euph. Material used as an alternative to wood (qv). plonker n. Together with melons and large pairs. As in: "I didn't know Michael Barrymore played the pink oboe". pink oboe euph. play the pink oboe v. To get wood (qv) beneath the bed linen. n. To describe the moody and eratic behaviour of women at times of PMT. period drama n. Pods. interj. cock. A small green 0-4-0 saddle tank steam locomotive. Swashbuckling term for your jolly Rogerer. pirate of men's pants euph. From the Star Wars character with a bell end (qv) for a helmet. piss flaps 1. pink velvet sausage wallet euph. To gargle and spit arse piss (qv). pinch a loaf See curl one off. Penis. peeling the carrot euph. knackers (qv). Exclamation of disappointment. From pineapple chunk . A large and somewhat redundant penis. semen. Penis. An actor who relies entirely on one crap put-down line and a three wheeler car to maintain an entire situation comedy for years and years and fucking years. Wanking. As in: "Im just off to point Percy at the porcelain". Captain's. UK n. Labia. As in: "Tell me madam. balls. to crop spray. pie See hairy. As in: "I gave her a beautiful pearl necklace". pink Darth Vadar euph.spunk. testicles. Percy 1. To perform oral sex on a man. pineapple rhym. pilot of the chocolate runway See navigator of the Windward passage. 2. To crop spray (qv) the toilet bowl with clarts (qv).
male To shag. poe slap n. male To masturbate in the bath. poop chute n. n. A tool used to distribute population paste (qv). pouch n. bell end ringer (qv). From the famous Plymouth football club. Africa n. purple helmet n. See hungry arse. screw. pugwash Aus. pocket rocket See porridge gun. A short. pop shot n. have sex with. pork sword n.plumber's toolhag euph. Blow job. baby bullets (qv). As in: "I'd give her a portion. arse. a shag. after being suitably prepared by the fluffer (qv). abbr. polish the lighthouse v. Vagina. puppies n. portion n. population paste n. for a group of men to all have sex with the same lady friend. glans. Plymouth Argyles rhym. A scene in a pornographic movie in which a male actor is required to splash his population paste (qv) on camera. Penis. she has gone upstairs to bury a quaker". Wanker. botty burp. Pink Darth Vader's headgear. poblycwm Welsh n. quaz n. quaker n. mott. pull a train euph. Penis. poo packer See Marmite driller. Sanitary towel. A fart. lamb cannon etc. bacon bazooka. Pants Up My Arse. and no mistake". puma abbr. anal announcement. . Q quack n. affectionate Breasts. bell end. saggy mott (qv) that hangs like a sporran. People who like quim (qv). Stool. bobbies helmet. To take turns at stirring the porridge (qv). porridge gun n. purple headed womb broom euph. pogue mahone Gaelic Kiss my arse. Quasimodo. poo pipe pirate See kakpipe cosmonaut. As in: "Where is your lovely wife?" "Why. pocket frog n. Bumhole. An aging. sharp botty burp often followed by an apologetic "Oops!". poe S. The furry bicycle stand (qv). to be sure. Semen. slang Piles. A good seeing to. poke v.
ride the waves". A refined word for the mapatasi (qv) such as a gentleman might use at a hay clarse cocktail party. A botter (qv). A charity event during which students raise money for good causes. To eat hairy pie (qv). From the Welsh Cwm . ride the porcelain bus euph. ring n. brown eye. Botter. slang. R rag week n. Shagging a generously proportioned lady friend. To play rhythm on ones own pink oboe. I was quimling her. a gunner who shoots one of his own aircraft by firing his lamb cannon (qv) into the bomb bay (qv). rectal retort n. From Ronson lighter . front botty burp. Roger Ramjet n. Breasts. Fart. rear admiral n. give birth to a Richard (qv). reach around n. rear gunner n. 1. To build a log cabin.g. quimle v. ram shackled euph. ride the great white knuckler euph. e. slang Arse. Nut sack (qv). The honour bestowed upon someone who consumes a haddock pastie (qv) during rag week (qv). John Wayne's hairy saddlebags. Jacksie. 1. one which encompasses pebble dashing (qv).queef US n. Vaginal fart. ring sting n. An involved visit to the lavatory. To wank. pouring your partner a hand shandy (qv) whilst ram shackled. chocolate starfish. Inflammation of the ring (qv) as a result of pissing rusty water (qv) such as after visiting the Rupali restaurant in Newcastle and sampling the world's hottest curry. . ride the waves euph. rope the pony euph. The time of the month when the no bathing flags fly. rake the cage out euph. From Richard the Third. A sailor who prefers to navigate the Windward passage (qv). rhym. ring master n.shiter. 2.meaning valley of pubes. In botting. anus. etc. root Aus v. In aviation terms. he quimled me. Richard n. Ronson rhym. Turd. The master of ceremonies at a circus. 2. red wings n. "I've just given birth to a ten pound Richard". To be engaged in the act of botting (qv). rib cushions euph. For example. As in 'Slap the fat . quim n. To shag. raisin bag n.
The penis. 2. rub-a-tug shop n. Silent but deadly. As in John Wayne's hairy saddlebags.rotoplooker (ro-to-ploo-ka) US n. rusty water See piss rusty water. house of ill repute. Just before rump gulley. salami slapper n. A juicy salami slipped between two pink baps. SBD abbr. rumpy pumpy n. russet gusset n. the end result of which is a pearl necklace (qv). Skidmarks (qv) or dangleberry (qv) smudging of the shreddies (qv). vicars etc. screw. roundhead n. Scrotum. Ride along Biffin bridge (qv) from John Wayne's hairy saddlebags (qv) and there it is. a wanker. shag v. Penis. To wank. The ultimate term of abuse known to Garry Bushell and other tabloid journalists. 2. Down market brothel. piss flaps. rusty sheriffs badge euph. n. sausage jockey n. v. whanger. sausage sandwich n. That hole with which the one eyed trouser snake (qv) connects. One who tolls upon their own bell end (qv). A polite term for sexual intercourse used by professional people. homophobic Botter. rump gully n. . rubber Johnny n. The black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks. salmon canyon n. Also silent but violent. sea monster See swamp donkey. To have sex. to fuck. To shag. A pink Darth Vadar (qv) after the surgical removal of his Kojak's roll-neck (qv). A blob. a yiddled whanger. scumbag n. Labia. that boat crewed by the bald man (qv). Viewed from Biffin bridge (qv). rug munchers n. S saddle bags n. 3. A sexual encounter. The area beyond the beef curtains (qv). serpent socket euph. See fanny noshers. the gradually sloping valley beyond kak canyon. a screw. bash the bishop. contraceptive. fanny. Also rubber. A subtle release of pungent botty gas. round up the tadpoles euph. Anyone who sits on a sausage and bounces up and down. 1. right in the middle of kak canyon. shaft 1. chopper.
wank. shoulder boulders n. shit locker n. gazungas. Arse. sixth gear n. drunk to excess. shirt lifter See uphill gardener. Wanking. See shit your pants. To have a piss. To ejaculate. Masturbate. kak cannon. Outside lavatory. To fart. shit stabber n. wanking. Airy alternative to building a log cabin (qv). Exclamation of surprise. 2. buggered. euph. shoot your load v. shit your pants v. To be scared. shampoo the rug euph. Anus. Somewhere to stick your tools. discharge the porridge gun (qv). promiscuous woman. shake the lettuce euph. kecks. A large. Lavatory. esp. fucked. jiggered. Arse.shagability n. shit faced n. shite house (shyt-howss) n. shiter (shy-tuh) n. bomb bay. Point Percy (qv) at the porcelain. in a parked car. drop a brick. cake ones keeks. shit a brick 1. A wrestling bout between Hand Solo and the pink Darth Vadar. Davey Crockett's hat. . kakpipe. interj. Often when getting off at Edge Hill (qv). have a piss. To be scared. Arseholed. 1. Sigourney Weaver rhym. shagged out n. shaggable n. to take a dump. sing sweet violets euph. One who has a high degree of shagability. Girly expression for having a piss. shaking hands with the unemployed euph. A measurement of how shaggable a person is. Little Richard said: "Jimi made my big toe shoot right up in my boot". To lose one's population paste (qv) on a mapatasi (qv). pass wind. 2. He was shit faced". slag. underpants. shed n. shoot in your boot euph. Pork swordsman. siphon the python euph. Large breasts. Undercrackers. Exhausted. shoot bunnies posh euph. To be excited. trolleys. Sherman rhym. shreddies n. intoxicated. slang Beaver. That which shites. shave a horse euph. take a leak. shitter n. blow off. Of Jimi Hendrix. lose your mess. Sherman tank . As in: 'I saw that Rory McGrath the other night. fem. slang.
pebble dashing (qv) of the undercrackers. sour apple quickstep euph. skin flick n. spasm chasm See spam alley. Slag. spam javelin n. fanny. dirty woman. vagina. skin flute See fleshy flugelhom. salami sucking. Quim. slapper n. As in: "Hev yer slimed yet Bruce?" "Will yer shat ap Sheila. spend tuppence in ha'pennies and farthings euph. wee wee. spider's legs n. As in: "Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room". The ideal venue for spam javelin (qv) throwing. Penis. Penis. Penis. snatch mouse n. I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep this evening". 1. cock. have diarrhoea. spadger Aus n. "Yes. sloppy seconds n. blue movie. slap the monkey See bash the bishop. skin boat n. See also stirring the porridge. Vagina. pork sword (qv). Art house film. mamba matinee. To light up a salami cigarette. To be towards the back of a train (qv). Of muffs (qv) rogue pubic hairs which protrude beyond the . spam alley n. Pugwash. skull buggery euph.skid marks n. slash n. bed flute. Severe russet gusset (qv). snowball v. smoke the bald man euph. Sort of thing. ya puttin'me orf". Deforestation technique. To blow salami cigarette smoke back into the tobacconists mouth. attr. vertical bacon sandwich. See also Tijuana cha-cha. 2. Sausage sandwich (qv) served in the bath or shower. To ejaculate. Burgess Meredith. Tampon. snatch n. spam sceptre euph. A painful symptom of venereal disease. She who has been a round a bit. Also smoke the white owl. As in: "I'll take the old skin boat to tuna town". Suffering from diarrhoea. To pass loose stools. chuck ones muck. soapy tit wank n. slime (ss-loym) Aus v. slash and burn n. Blit. slit n. A piss.
1. As in: "Congratulations. hunk. stone n. To be simultaneously skewered at both ends by pork swords (qv). swamp donkey. strain your greens euph. pluck. I hear your wife's suffering from sprogdrop". Good looking man. Tinder made from fungus. Male masturbation. squat. stench trench disaffictionate euph. beef curtains (qv). 3. spunk dustbin See bucket fanny. spooge US n. A bone on. to dip into a box of assorted creams (qv). the noshee as opposed to the nosher. the opposite of a sponge (qv). Also spunk bucket. feminine partner. Of gay men and women. See also stone. Stegosaurus. sticky belly flap cock n. splash me boots euph. erection. Of homosexual relationships. stiffy n. sprogdrop n. And usually no oil painting either. box of assorted creams (qv). steak drapes n. male To have sex. Fanny. Spirit. peeling the carrot. Top shelf literature. Pregnancy. stoat n. steg n. a sausage jockey (qv) who plays a pink oboe (qv) whilst still in the saddle. Gammon goalposts. Usually the thin one. stroke mag n. Also squitters. Beaver. Spread your spunk. spunk n. The dominant partner. Woman resembling a ferocious. . 2. To have sloppy seconds. To have a piss. dish. Semen.the knicker line. sponge n. abbr. stirring the porridge euph. spiny. the submissive. squite. 4. To have a piss. spurt your curd euph. strangle Kojak euph. split a kipper euph. A post wank condition suffered by bishop bashers (qv). infect others with your pluck and spirit. hairy clam. Pungent and unwashed fish mitten (qv). See Kojaks roll-neck. Aus. spit roast n. stroking the wookie. squirts n. slang Semen. prehistoric dinosaur. See also shed. The condition also known as the sour apple quick step. art pamphlet. With luck I may later have the opportunity to split a kipper". Stilton muffle n. As in "This lady appears to like me. gentleman's interest magazine.
tadpole yoghurt euph. dangleberries. Deceptively spacious snatch (qv). strangling Kojak. AC/DC. tackleshack n.swamp donkey n. To masturbate furiously. tatty water (ta-tee-wa-ta) n. tagnuts n. Homosexual. tadger n. A dressing to accompany a sausage sandwich (qv). it was like throwin' a fuckin' Woodbine doon Northumberland Street". bargain bucket (qv). A short tea towel holder (qv) and the fish mitten (qv). To place digits simultaneously in the tea towel holder (qv) and the fish mitten (qv). thunder box n. Deriv. Anus. Masturbation.potato water. switch hitter US n. Newcastle Unsatisfying sex with a bucket fannied (qv) individual. throwing a Woodbine down Northumberland Street euph. thrap v. A female bereft of physical beauty. Winnits. Bisexual. Penis. technicolour yawn See pavement pizza. sword swallower n. baseball . From ten pin bowling. teggat n. tea towel holder euph. three legged beaver euph. Sword as in the pork variety. boiler. abbr. From ten pin bowling. to give it six nowt on the Right Honourable member for Underpants. mince medallions. Underpants. As in: "Why man. old man.the ability to bat with both hands. archaic Lavatory. Tardis fanny n. Niffkin's bridge (qv). tug boat. Have a piss. From the 1950s plastic 'finger poke style' kitchen accessory. water closet. . sea monster. tenpin v. Literally . one who bends both ways. slang Tits. Also Leeds throwing a sausage up Briggate. semen. jovial Penis. "Tain't arse and 'tain't fanny". taking Captain Picard to warp speed TV baldy / cock euph. tail gunner See rear gunner. taint n. Spud juice. steg. tallywhacker n. take a Chinese singing lesson euph. thruppeny bits rhym. thrups. T tackle See wedding tackle.
trouser Mauser n. fanny. The stage immediately after turtles head (qv) when the stool establishes contact with the undergarments. 1. Kissing. toss parlour See rub-a-tug shop. Back passage. TNTs abbr. A fart. A beef bayonet on the bone. Breasts. trouser trumpet n. The fictional visitors who magically transform the wife's fried eggs (qv) into TNTs (qv) during pregnancy. As in: "Hey. tummy truncheon n. chauvinistic Girls.thunder mug n. From US tush v. porridge gun. 1. The anus. 2. tug boat n. tonsil hockey n. swamp donkey (qv). tiffter n. totty n. An unwanted erection. Two nifty tits. Diarrhoea. trouser cough n. A person held in low esteem. See sour apple quickstep. tit fairies n. 2. Kecks. botty burp. A small rapid firing porridge gun (qv). A woman of plain appearance and a compact. muscular build. touching cloth n. Since I bought it I've had to beat off the totty with a shitty stick". Chamber pot. See also skin boat. underpants. Fart. . Tijuana cha-cha n. As in: "Is there a toilet anywhere round here mate? I'm touching cloth". Sixth gear stick. Totty. a fuckwit. Female genitalia. train See pull a train. tradesmen's entrance euph. To flip pancakes during cooking. Lesbian. As in: "Fancy a game of tonsil hockey?" top bollocks n. penis. this car's a fanny magnet (qv). tit wank See soapy tit wank. trots See squirts. toosh n. To wank. tosspot n. A service available from rub-a-tug shops (qv) for between £5 and £25. tuppence licker n. toss v. topless hand shandy n. meaning arse. tuna town n. tubesteak n. trolleys n.
As in: "I slipped her my unit". That which is clearly visible in hamburger shots (qv).g. A front bottom (qv) version of hungry arse (qv). mobile and unrestrained breasts. Two up. Genitalia (male or fem). Twix lips n. undefuckable adj. A stupid person. 2. Also US vag. From the similar facial expressions achieved when sipping vinegar. climactic stages of intercourse or masturbation. wedding tackle. Stevie Nicks in about 1978. mott.) who hogs all the beach beds on foreign holidays. Wanking. vixer n. unit n. Unidentified drinking injury. A sausage eater (not euph. up to your nuts in guts euph. Minge. U U blocker n.D. veiny bang stick n.I. Penis. one eyed trouser snake. 1. See also camel's foot. undercarriage n. undercrackers n. vurp n. A minge. He who hoes on the pink allotments. vinegar strokes n. e. twat n. See also grin like a wanking Jap. male The final. Y fronts. Also Velcro valley. A burp which brings up a small but foul tasting quantity of stomach contents. See also touching cloth. male Aus. Large. A mysterious injury received during a bender (qv) and of which the victim has no recollection. a young temptress. mapatasi. As in: "Would you believe it? The phone rang just as I was getting onto the vinegar strokes". uphill gardener euph. Penis. the pusher of a cheesey wheelbarrow (qv) up the kak canyon. a male homosexual. vixen n. Velcro triangle n. Engaged in sexual intercourse. . The initial protrusion of a stool though the chocolate starfish (qv). small enough to be gulped straight back down again. turtle's head n. shreddies. a foxy chick. Also vertical smile. Damaged beyond repair.turning Japanese euph. Vagina. vertical taco. Valentines Day porridge n. the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin (qv). U. two puppies fighting in a bag euph. vertical bacon sandwich n. A turd so big it causes a jobbie jam in the plumbing system. Keeks. fish mitten. A wily bird. V vadge n. two up n. Semen.
To perform oral sex on a woman. whidgey n. nonsense. wanker n. 2. Large penis. Not to be confused with beard (qv). There's a whiff of lavender about that marriage". wazzed adj.. Of lesbians. To pull your pud. The male genitalia. sub standard. A term used to describe the vagina. a motorist at whom one waves. willnots n. wank sock n. whitewater wristing euph. wank 1. Tagnuts. A wedgie. wanking spanners n. 1. Hands. wedding tackle n. to puke. A fellow road user. wheel tapping at the Bourneville factory euph. Rubbish. the stone (qv). puked or wanked. the apprenticeship served prior to qualifying as a fully fledged coco shunter (qv). To be pissed. whanger n. Eire Front bottom. To remove shit from an aeroplane toilet. 2. to wank. The mythical method by which good looking nurses are trained to poke your walnut (qv) in order to obtain a sperm sample. Dabbling in homosexual practices. Possibly tied to a bed post and designed to indicate when wind conditions are suitable for masturbation. Also dedoo-wap-waps. n. "That is a load of wank". "He did that really wankily". and you too. n. waz v. wedge v. As in: "My. Planet Skaros Dalek term for semen. wap-waps n. variously To piss. Breasts. Scotch. Tampon. Suspicion of a beard (qv) bride. To masturbate. walnut manouvre n. As in: "I don't know about Edward. "That was a dead good wank". white wee wee n. v. wheek v. "I really enjoy wanking". As in: "You can tell she wears the beard". To pull another's underpants up the crack of their arse. Masturbation. A sock used in wanking. Gland up the male arse which causes immediate ejaculation when poked. that's a fair whanger you have in your pants". He who wanks. "She had a fanny like a welly top". wear the beard v. you wanker". wankily adj. n. Badly. As in: "Yeah. whiff of lavender euph. dangleberries. 3. . welly top n.. masturbate.W walnut n. presumably. white mouse n. Arse fudge entwined in the kak canyon foliage which simply will not come off.
A large. To wipe one's cock on the curtains after having sex in a posh bird's house. Feminist's beaver (qv). slang Fuck. xylophone v. vinegar strokes (qv). Large breasts. Lesbian. yank the plank euph. yarbles n. Having a tendency to wink. adj. Zinzanbrook (zin-zan-bruk) NZ rhym. The climactic stages of intercourse. winnie n.which are of varying sizes . The female opposite of a tubesteak (qv). attr. From the Greek xylo meaning wood (qv) and phonnicus meaning to hit tunefully. winky 1. yongles US n. zipperfish n. 2. trouser trout. etc. A baby's scrotum. yak n. Penis. A Clockwork Orange. have sex. winnit n. .with ones penis. To move along a fine of naked women who are all bending down. wind jammer n. Testicles. hairy animal of untidy appearance. n. woody n. minge with a pant moustache (qv). 2. zorba v. to play a tune on womens buttocks. As in: "Did you zorba?" zuffle v. To spank your plank. 1. Spectacles usually available by mail order only from crappy magazines which enable the wearer to see through a woman's clothing. and spank their bottoms . Y bone steak n. A baby's cock. brown room hangers on. Z zeps abbr. Zeppelins euph. XXX A special video certificate awarded to pornographic films of exceptionally poor sound and picture quality. Testicles. slang Poofter. Kling-on. wood n. winkybag 1. An erection. dangleberry (qv). Erectness of the cock. To have sex with a native whilst on holiday in Greece. n. "I have got wood". X X-ray specs n.Willy Woofter rhym. 2. A brownpipe engineer (qv) who leaves his tool in the wind pipe. An ugly woman who winks a lot. underpant eel. she who licks the honey pot. Y yabba dabbas n. zig-a-zig ahhh! onomatopoeia To have a bloody good wank while watching a Spice Girls video. n. Also Hindenburgs.
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