1. Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea. 2. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn t lifting himself up.

He is pushing the earth down. 3. There is no such thing as evolution, it s just a list of creatures that Rajinik anth allowed to live. 4. Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile. 5 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero. 6. Rajinikanth can judge a book by it s cover. 7. Rajinikanth can drown a fish. 8. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 9. Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs. 10. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door. 11. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today calle d giraffes. 12. Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald s, and got it. 13. Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards. 14. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off. 15. Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain. 16. Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. 17. Rajinikanth can make onions cry. 18. Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the ele ment of surprise. 19. Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes. 20. Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice. 21. Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013. 22. Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day. 23. Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost. 24. Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano. 25. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear. 26. The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved. 27. Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.

Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray. Rajinikanth fi nds you. Rajinikanth can handle the truth. Rajinikanth knows Victoria s secret. 42. 47. Rajinikanth can throw the Thackerays out of Mumbai. Air hides in his lungs for protection. that s why there are no signs of life th ere. Rajinikanth does not own a stove. 35. 38. 41. Rajinikanth can speak Braille. 43. Google won t find Rajinikanth because you don t find Rajinikanth. 37. He was reduced to a joke on th 54. 49. 32. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. 46. or else . 52. 48. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good resa. Rajinikanth lives in Chenn ai. Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth.28. The result e internet. Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird. Rajinikanth can dodge Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks. 31. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars. Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks. 39. 34. 29. 51. Rajinikanth gave the Joker those scars. Rajinikanth can make PCs better than the Mac. As a result small pox is now er adicated. 33. Light moves at the speed of Ra jinikanth. Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep. or microwave. Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book. oven. Rajinikanth doesn t move at the speed of light. The result? Mother Te 50. Rajinikant electrocuted Iron Man. . because revenge is a d ish best served cold. Rajinikanth calls Voldemort by his name. 45. 53. Who do you think taught Voldemort Parseltongue? Rajinikanth did. 44. Rajinikanth puts the laughter in manslaughter. 30. Rajinikanth doesn t breathe. 36. Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge. Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it. 40.

71. including the room itself. no one fool s Rajanikanth. 74. 75. Rajinikant is so fast. Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call. 78. brilliance. The o ther guy just disintegrated. . Rajnikant bites frost. The last time Rajinikanth killed someone. His heart lost. 57. Resonance. Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his ow n rage. he just jumps from the talle st building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates. HoneyMoon. 64. Rajinikant does not get frostbite. Rajn i cheats and fools death everyday. They made him blink. 59. Rajinikanth can run at speed of light around a tree and screw himself. Rajinikanth doesn t need a visa to travel abroad. 62. In an average living room there are 1. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life. he slapped himself to do it. Rajinikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds. that s when the tsunami occu rred in the Indian ocean.Rajinikant can lick his elbows. 65. 63. As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia. 61. Rajinikanth s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. The statement nobody can cheat death .55.242 objects Rajinikanth could use to k ill you. When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn t know. 67. 58. is a personal insult to Rajnikanth. That was the year Rajinikanth was born. he simply re-scripted the alphabet . Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth. He decides what time it is. Rajinikanth knows what women really want. legendary etc. 73. 60. 68. Rajinikant takes this as a personal insult. Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. Rajinikant can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin. 76. 72. he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. he shoots the bulle t and directs it the day he finds out. Rajinikant doesn t wear a watch. When you say no one is perfect . 69. 66. Rajinikanth collects Honey from his private Moon 77. Words like awesomeness. 70. 56. were added to the diction ary in the year 1949.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. Rajinikanth was feeling cold. 95. . as no one can hide from Raji nikanth. When Rajnikanth shows you the finger. Rajinikanth s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury s. 84. All of it is trying to get away from Rajin ikanth. It is actually in fact a warning. leg. it affects the actual world economy. Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth obra died. They just know better than to visit a planet that Ra jinikanth is on. 99. Hurricane Katrina was the r esult of a morning jog. Rajinikanth s every step creates a mini whirlwind. When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly. 81. you re not Rajinikanth. there is a way. 101. Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1 236. Rajinikant is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world. he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.79. He only takes blood baths. 88. Where there is a will. Rajinikanth doesn t shower. To be or not to be? That is the question. 90. Rajinikanth s first job was as a bus conductor. Rajinikanth is a champion in the game Hide n seek . Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. the c 89. If at first you don t succeed. Rajinikant doesn t bowl strikes. so b rought the sun closer to heat the earth up. that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth a nd that you will be handicapped if you park there. The answer? Rajinikanth. he s telling you how many seconds you h ave to live . There is no such thing as global warming. there is no other way. 100. 97. Rajinikanth does not style his hair. Rajinikanth s house has no doors. 91. Where there is Rajinikanth. There were no survivors. 94. 93. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror. 86. 98. 92. he just knocks down one pin and the other nin e faint out of fear. Rajinikanth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. 80. Aliens do indeed exist. 85. After five days of excruciating pain. Every time he performs an actio n. 83. We live in an expanding universe. It defined victim as one who has encountered Rajinikant . 96. only walls that he walks through. 82. 87. The quickest way to a man s heart is with Rajinikanth s fist.

idiot . Bang the gangster dies This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided t o go back. Then. but life me pehli baar darwaja nai tuta. Guess. But he happened to see another movie for one last time. He waits for t he gangster to shoot... RAJNIKANT INSIDE!!!! Rajnikanth farted and from then the fart is known as Rajnigandha After 20 years ROBOTS will make a movie RAJNIKANT . 3) Rajnikant is chased by a gangster. he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. 2010 at 6:20 am why Newton committed suicide . what he does. Not even in your remotest imaginations. To everybody s surprise. 2011 at 11:12 pm f**kin a*sh*le .fools and a*sh*les love rajinikanth . Here are a few scenes: 1) Rajnikant has a Brain Tumor which.. The kni fe cuts the bullet into 2 pieces. .. which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. why does rajnikanth wear goggles ????so that the sun does not get burnt !!!! Death once had a near Rajnikant experience. Rajnikant has a g un but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. according to the doctors can t be cured and his death is imminent. and thought t . the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajnikant! 2) In another movie. REPLY 3 Kaushik October 28. Once. In one of the fights. Rajnikant opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. 2010 at 12:41 am Rajni is the God of Indian cinema. Here is how he was convinced that all his logic and laws in phy sics were just a huge pile of junk .. An der se awaaj aayi. . Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters. Newton was confused to such an extent that he went pa ranoid. Guess. In the movie of Rajnikant. As soon as the gangster shoots. British would have fought to get i ndependence Rajni can f*** Gajini REPLY 2 parash November 23. YE RAJNIKANT KA GHAR HAI! If Rajnikanth would have born 100 years back. . Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Intel s new tag line .! Ek baar DAYA darwaja todne gaya. what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. our great Rajnikant is shot in the head. Newton had come to India and he had watched a few Tamil movies that had hi s head spinning.fool .B Naveen Raja October 25.

Rajnikant has to desperately kill the vil lain because it s the climax. You know. Rajini says. . I can t catch the Pope s eye among all these people . Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts Yes . Tired of his boasting. but still not totally onvinced.hat at least one movie would follow his theory of physics!! The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn t changed. Well. saying. just name anyone else Rajini says President Obama . but you and your friend come on in and let s have a cup of coffee first and catch up . OK. Amitab h Bachan called his bluff. I was just on my way to a meeting. No. : Rajini. Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him. This will never work. I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I ll come ou t on the balcony with the Pope. My folks are from Italy and I ve known the Pope a long time . Newton finally commits suicide REPLY 4 Sandip October 29. and I know them. Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now. Rajini how about Tom Cruise? Sure. not so fast! The climax finally arrives. I know him. Tom Cruise shouts : Thalaiva! Great to see you! You And your fri ends come right in and join me for lunch! Although impressed. The Pope. Tell you what. what a surprise. Afte r they leave the White House grounds. and I can prove it Rajini said. After they leave Cruise s ho use. So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise s door. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall. anyone. yes. he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was Just lucky. no. 2010 at 12:21 am Rajni Mania Rajnikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day. I know eve ryone. Oops. So high that Rajnikant can t jump even if he tries like one of those superman te chniques that our heroes normally use. The first gun fires off an d the villain is dead. Amitabh Bachan replies Sure! says Rajini. Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall . Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when R ajini says. Tom and I are old friends. Just name someone. he uses the second g un and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. And sure enough. (Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. And off they go. At the White House. he implores him to name anyone else. Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical.

he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a heart att ack and is surrounded by paramedics. Sure enough. 2010 at 9:21 am Paul the Octopus was asked to predict Rajni s death... What happened? Amitabh Bachan looks up and says. But by the time Rajini returns. .And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. 2010 at 12:09 pm A 22 wheeler Tata Truck Once Crashed 2 Rajnikant. half a n hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony. Its Called Tata Nano! ************************ Rajni Rajni. REPLY 8 Enna Rascala October 29. Paul died yesterday. 2010 at 9:26 am what dose god says when he is astonished. .The missing piece of The Apple logo was eaten by Rajnikanth!!!! REPLY 7 Monodip October 29. Rajini asks him. . . Working his way to Amitabh Bachan s side. Now. I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the Italian man next to me said. . . 2010 at 9:16 am Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg was hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant poked him on Facebook REPLY 6 LOL October 29. 2010 at 9:19 am Breaking News:its official now .OMR (OH MY RAJNIKANTH!!!) REPLY 9 Prakash October 29. . Who s that on the balcony with Rajini? REPLY 5 XOXO October 29.

it was superb. 2010 at 6:21 am Lays. A October 30. please listen me for 5 minutes. Now I am in KOLKATA . I saw your ROBOT in hindi in k olkata.com In my next mail I will inform YOU about the TITLE REPLY 11 Augustine November 3. 2010 at 8:47 am If you spell Rajanikant wrong on Google it doesn t say. NAA KATHA VINANDI. imply replies. SAMAJAM KOSAM.com REPLY 10 HARI BABU .mail id. No Papa ! Open Ur Mouth. Servant ) Kolkata. AAKALI THEERALEDU SIR. I shall be waitng for your reply/ appointment sir. I already send letters by fax and by regd.A ( Govt. REPLY 13 Satish November 23. KAANI. That was the last time anyone saw dinosaurs ***************************** Rajnikanth doesnt need a debugger.gmail@rajnikant. REPLY 14 Pallab November 23. 2010 at 4:24 am Rajnikant can laugh with his lips!!! Rajnikant loves to swim in lava! Rajnikant use to iron his shirt after wearing it!!! REPLY 12 shaggyvanderwaals November 22.but ( TELUGU ) CHINNA VELITHI VIGNANAM VINODAM THO KADUPU NINDINDI.Yes Papa ! Eating Sugar. DAYATHO MIMMALNI KALISE ADHRUSTAM KALPIN CHANDI. ***************************** Email ID of Rajnikant. 2010 at 11:56 pm Vanakkam sir. He simply stares at the code and the bug conf esses . Only Rajinikant can eat just one. the bank bounced! Did you mean Rajinikanth? It s . E. No Papa ! Telling Lies. Run while you still have the chance. Yenna Rascalla Mind It !!! *************************** Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back . 2010 at 8:48 am Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque. please ( TELUGU ) NAA KATHA THO NUTHA NA SAKAM ARAMBHAMOUTHUNDHI.SIR .post f or an appointment to tell about the story. Hari BABU. IDHI MEE KOSAM NAA KOSAM KAADU SIR. babu_smooth@2007yahoo.

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah RAJNI adopted. Since one could not say ne thing to Rajni. .Com December 3. .ball on my fingrzz 4 two hrzzz. 2010 at 8:10 pm Finally Pappu ke pass hone ka raaz khul gaya .REPLY 15 kt November 26. it wa s decided by GOI that a nuclear power plant shall be built in chennai for this s pecific purpose Baarish hui aur bheeg gaye hum. 2010 at 1:32 am michael jordon to rajnikanth-i can spin the b. . . do u know why??? to play chess !!! ?1bar chand pe 1Makkhi dikhai di NASA k officers khus ho gaye Ye. LIFE ON MOON LIFE ON MOON Baad Me pata chala RAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha Breaking news Recently. According to Rajnikant . how do u think the earth spinzzzzzz? REPLY 16 JokesPrank. On investigation it was revealed that Ra jnikant was charging his phone. A. two elephants two camels and two horses from zoo... wah wah . Teachers usey fail kar hi nahi paye because his every answer started with . . .. . there was a power failure in different parts of the coun try due to excessive load on the grids. wh t can u do?? Rajnikanth-yenna rascala.

2011 at 5:04 am Once Ranjnikanth ordered a plate of idli in mcdonlds but MR. 2010 at 2:42 pm Earlier Rajnikanth used to use a tooth powder for his teeth to be strong.000 crores for organizing the Commonwealth games Rajn ikanth gave it to them! ***** Once Rajnikant purchased a ROAD-ROLLER . Since that day MR. 2011 at 2:18 am Girl-Kya tum mere aashiq ho? Boy-Haan Girl-To fir mere liye chaan.McD refused to give it to him . REPLY 19 Teenesh March 26. Mcd sits outside his own restaurant. . Rajnikant ka beta nahi REPLY . now that powder is called AMBUJA CEMENT REPLY 18 Dhurjoti March 21. 2011 at 8:48 am Breaking News: Why Japan is hit by Tsunami and Earthquake bcoz . . Do u know why . REPLY 20 Abahan April 20. This two occasions are known as World War 1' & World War 2' !! ***** India actually didn t have 50. . . Rajnikant lost his mobile in Japan and it was in Vibrate mode. . 2011 at 3:17 am Rajnikant celebrated diwali only twice in his lifetime. taare lao Boy-Tera Aashiq hu. Rajinikant ne phoonk mari.Baarish hui aur bheeg gaye hum wah wah Aage kya hua? Hona kya tha. . Aur sukh gaye hum!! REPLY 17 Vinay36 December 26. To IRON his clothes REPLY 21 Iqbal April 29. .

. . and B. . The train was des tructed. 2011 at 2:11 am Once Rajnikanth participated in 100 mtrs race. Light came second !! REPLY 23 Raja April 30.R. .. . Why?? Because The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS *** Rajnikanth s dog house has a signboard on it saying. . . . .Why??? . .22 Arijit April 30. (After RajiniKanth and Before RajiniKanth) *** twitter following rajanikant *** very few ppl knw tht the filming of jurassic park was done in Rajnikanths underw ear *** Once Rajnikant and a small girl were playing cards. . . . Coz RAJANIKANTH was Sitting on the cycle *** Friends after 100 years Guess wat will b d years called? . Obvious he won but. . . . Rajni loses the game inspite having 3 ACES. . . . .R. . . . . . Einstein Died after watching his race because . A. 2011 at 2:25 am once there was a massive accident between a cycle and a train. ikant!! *** Beware of Rajn . .

. Team & Rajnikant were walking through a desert. .. . yeh kaun likh raha hai ki Ranjikant tatti khata hai aur piche se roti nikalti hai??? REPLY 25 kunga June 17.the flim *** anaconda was shot inside rajnikantha s pant Santa Banta committed suicide in fear of loosing . . the collection. Suddenly. . C. . they see a huge sandstrom coming.I. today is kn own as log table! REPLY 24 gazibo May 18. . 2011 at 8:21 am A frustrated message from Rajnikant to all Saalo ek limit hoti hai . ou t of nowhere.after they came to know that R ajani sir has joined the joke race *** Santa Banta. na yaha darwaza hai jisse todke hum bhaag sake na tufaan ko mein thap pad maar sakta hu . 2011 at 3:01 am if it is all about rajnikanth. tufaan! Banta: Santa. . . RAJNIKANT: Sorry for Sneezing *** Once while sleeping rajni was uttering some numbers. . . I heard that the man behind the death of Osama Bin Laden is Rajnikanth!!!!!!!! thats why the missson was kept secret!!!!!!!!! REPLY .D. . apun toh marenge ab! ACP Pradyuman: Daya jara Pata lagao ye hamare rasste mein rukawat ayi to ayi kah a se? Daya: Sir. . . then. Santa: Oye Banta.

26 Tahir June 21. 2011 at 6:38 am Santa ne 1 Question Pucha aur Ranjnikant Behoshhhhh !!! Question. When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std .? REPLY 28 fraser October 7.some1 stole his rough note .Wikipedia ======================================== When Rajnikant was a Student¦!!! Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!! ======================================== Rajnikant started college.BLACK is colour . WHITE is also Colour But BLACK&WHITE TV is not Colour TV Why . REPLY 29 Chill Pill October 14. ======================================== THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!! Sachin Tendulkar s mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar And his coach s name is ramaKANT Is there a need to say anything beyond this??? ======================================== Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking He solved all 150 and wrote. 2011 at 8:00 am rajnikant na khaya ek supari rajnikant nay rakh diya uska naam rajnigandha . 2011 at 10:33 am // Rajnikant Jokes // Rajnikanth Jokes // Rajni Jokes // Super duper collection of my Rajnikant jokes . 2011 at 11:00 am Rajinikant can say M without his lips touching REPLY 27 Sancho August 10. All students were confused while taking admission bec ause name of college is Rajnikant s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce .& Now they call it as . Solve any 100 questions Rascalla!. CHECK ANY 100! ======================================== .

it can only be changed from one form to ano ther . why does rajnikanth wear goggles ????so that the sun does not get burnt !!!! REPLY 31 riya October 16. Rajni has twisted the climax. We got two copies of the Xerox machine. ======================================== Law of Conservation of Rajni All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating? Ans: Dosa mind it!!! ======================================== Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don t even try to guess what happen ed.. ======================================== One more: Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT REPLY 30 riya October 16. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni cannot be created or destroyed.Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty ======================================== Rajni can walk faster than light. ======================================== Rajnikanth s next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However..One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play. 2011 at 1:08 am Rajnikanth farted and from then the fart is known as Rajnigandha After 20 years ROBOTS will make a movie RAJNIKANT . Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and The Titanic in the other ======================================== Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012. 2011 at 1:11 am hahahahhahah .

ha. As a result small pox is now eradic ated ha.. 2011 at 11:03 am Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid.rajini is indian chuck norries .. REPLY Leave a Comment Name * E-mail * Website .ha. Funny LoL. i want google also do something of rajini like they have a joke for norries like where is chuck norries REPLY 32 ookra@ love sms November 9.

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