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Do people call you a loser, even though youJre actually holding out for the "Big Scam'? Do you ind spirItual enlightenment 1n 1ate njght re-runs of "Tne Love Boat"? Do people cross the street when the see you com ng? Have you ever poured Budweiser ave ruit Loops? ~~ Have you ever suspect d tha your paren s are not actually your 0 01 h you are, in fac an alien orphan ro another planet? auld you prefer to shoot a couple o holes of golf and hea~ for the bar, r ther than lift ng weights and hangIng out at the juice bar? If your ans ers to these questions ' 1S Uyes".you are probably a maladjusted } indivtdual. B ZARRE 'ORLO is the maga- -J zine for you!!! I ___,,/

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