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I will be giving you some different ways to cheat in an exam or a test. I do not advise this as studying is far easier and less tedious but if you’re desperate, you’ve got to do what you’ve got to do! Method 1
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Get advance copies of the exam • break into professor's office • hack into professor's computer • bribe copyist • bribe TA • consult test banks (most commonly maintained by fraternities and sororities). These are copies of tests gained either legally from professors who let students keep tests (this one is not cheating - it's the prof s fault for repeating questions), or illegally by people who don't turn tests back in or take an extra copy while it's being passed out. • if there is more than one section of the class, interview people who took the test in an earlier section. You could bribe several people to each memorize just a few questions and then get together to reconstruct the whole thing after the exam-worthwhile if you share the answers (and cost) with others. • pay for exam answers from someone else who does any of the above.
Copying from neighbors' papers • Sit next to the person you want to cheat from. If there are different versions of the test, either mix them up while they're being passed out (so you and your seatmate end up with the same version) or sit diagonally behind the person you want to cheat from. • Several people can cheat by sitting in a "Flying V" formation, where the person to be cheated from sits at the head of the V and the cheaters fan out behind in diagonals. • You or someone else can "accidentally" drop a paper on the floor so someone else can look at it. • Walk up to the front to ask the professor a question and peek at other people's tests on the way up and back. • Use a small mirror to "adjust contact lenses" while really using it to peek.
Crib sheets Students have devised a wide variety of places to hide cheat sheets. • Desk/Chair: the night before, write the crib sheet on the desk you'll use. Either write in pencil (hard to see, easy to erase) or whittle an eraser to a point and write using the eraser. You could also write in on the back of the chair in front of you (if you're bold enough, you can do this on the day of the exam after you sit down), the floor, or the desk edge. One anecdote tells of a female student who wrote her crib notes on the edge of the desk where her breasts would obscure them as she hunched over her exam. • Food/Drink: Bring a bottled water or soda into class with you- the kind that has an easily pealed off paper around it like Cherry Coke. Before going to the class, write the cheats on the liner, and reattach it FIRMLY to the bottle. Any time you need an answer, take a drink of your soda and you will see some answers. Do NOT do this with a clear or light colored beverage! (NOTE: other mentions of hiding crib sheets in food items are common: in chip or cookie packages, computer-printed fake labels, a piece of tracing paper inside a gum wrapper that gets chewed with the gum after it's used). Body Parts • Hands/Arms: the old standby! Write on your hands or arms and hide it from the professor with hand position or sleeves. The webbing between the fingers is a good place. • Ankles: cross your leg over your knee and pull down your sock to view. • Legs: Make a crib sheet with all the important information from the class, or you can write the information on your thighs. If you use the crib sheet tape it to the inside of the part of your skirt that covers your behind. Every time you need some information just lift the front of your skirt enough so you can see the crib sheet and whatever information you need. Anyway, the nice thing is that the instructor can't really do anything, because if they accuse you of cheating by this method you can always call the instructor a "pervert." The odds of the instructor reporting a cheating incident like this are pretty slim because the administration will ask, "How did you determine that she was cheating?" What would they say? Whatever they say, though it is true, will make them look like some lowlife child molester, and who wants that? • Fingernails: I used to use mechanical pencils to write on my bare fingernails. Formulas, verbs, quotes, you name it, and I wrote it on my nails! If the teacher came by, I would curl my fingers under or put my hand in my lap. If worse comes to worse, you can rub off any evidence with one swipe of a sweaty (or spitty) fingertip. Females also report writing crib notes on the underside of false fingernails before attaching them. Clothing • Shoes: Write some facts on the bottom of your shoes. • Hat: Hat: write notes on it in pencil to read during the test while your head is down. The teacher can't see your eyes looking up at your visor because the visor blocks their view. The pencil then erases or rubs off rather easily so that you can wear it on non-test days, too, to throw off suspicion. • Shirt: Wear an open flannel shirt to school. Have answers secretly taped to the inside, and when the teacher isn't looking, just open it just enough to seethe notes. Or use a "cheating shirt"-a tiedyed
etc. The paper becomes a "scratch sheet" for the test. blow your nose into it and wad it up. Pencil/Pen • Engraved Pencil: Etch them (notes) on a standard #2 pencil (the 6 sided type) with a new sharp razor blade. If you have a black pen or calculator. • Other: eyeglass frames. and carve your cheat notes into the pen(s) you are using for the exam. Never wear a t-shirt. Then I lean back and when I lean forward my card plops write on my desk. If you can't blow your nose. mirrored sunglass lenses. You can read the text when the light shines on it the right way. and rotate it when someone is walking by. Empty the contents out of an old watch and insert the cheat sheet. because if they suspect you and it's written on your body you're busted! With thin masking tape you've at least got a chance to get rid of it because that stuff compresses into a ball that's impossible to unwrap. erasers. NOTE: the most elaborate organized cheating scam of all time sold pencils pre-engraved with the answers to standardized tests for up to $9. • Sticky Film: Use a good Laser printer to print your cheat notes using a very small font size (2-4). • Tissue: write your crib notes in pencil on a tissue.000 apiece! • Engraved Pen: Put a pin in a mechanical pencil where the lead is supposed to be (cut the head off of the pin).. • Watch: Write a very small crib sheet. • Masking Tape: It's better to write crib notes on masking tape than to write it on your body. spit into it so it looks like you've blown your nose (gross!) and wads together permanently. Either use a belt that's too big or you'll have to un-do it and slide it out during the test.. and you can view the writing by looking at the paper from the proper angle. one that is about the size of a watch face.visible only when ultraviolet light is shined on it. This way you can print off a lot of notes in a small area. Thousands of cheap ultraviolet light pens are sold annually. a transparency sheet.or other print shirt with information worked into the designs. • Empty Pen: take a pen that has run out of ink and write your notes on a sheet of paper. You can buy transparent sticky film for laser printers. If the professor starts to come by. band-aids. When the test is done just erase it off because the card is plastic. • Eraser: write answers on the bottom of the big erasers people use. and if you print your cheat notes on these 'stickies' you can stick them on your tools: calculators. • Fluorescent Pen: Student writes on "blank" blue book or scratch paper with invisible ink --. only wear clothing with long sleeves! • 101): For tests we have to show ID. the transparent film will not be noticeable since they are clear and the laser toner is black. rulers. • Tie: Write all important notes or formulas on the back of your tie • Belt: tape the cheat sheet inside your belt. when you need the engraved information just rub your sweaty fingers over the etchings to get some dirt into them so they become visible. Then. can also be a method of sharing answers with others wince most professors will let you borrow an eraser from someone else during a test. Just look at the back of your card and copy away. • White-Out: write on your "scratch" paper with white ink or White-Out error correction fluid. Wear the watch with the face on the inside of your wrist. . Whenever I am going to have a quiz or test or whatever I write info on the back of my id card. Don't etch too deeply. It's virtually undetectable if you only use 3 sides of the pencil.
Punch a hole in the comer and thread a rubber band through the hole.g. and cheat away. Safety pin the non-card end up your sleeve and pull the other end down (the one with the card) and loop it around your thumb. questions are whispered into microphone for later transcription. formulas. left top side of floor tile = "A" . A cell phone plus a small earpiece can be used for the same purpose. even pictures. When the prof s not looking. • Walkman: record your notes. Just in case the professor comes to check. take one from a previous semester and write all over it. Method 7 . too) allow information to be beamed across a distance via infrared. Ask what colors of paper they use on tests and make copies of it in those colors. Method 6 Using Old Exams If the prof gives old tests back. etc. carry an alcohol prep pad or soak a moist towelette in fingernail polish. Conceal the cheat sheett in your palm. right top = "B". simply release the band which is around your thumb and it will spring back up inside your sleeve! Only make sure you have all the information you need because once it's released you can't access it again!" NOTE: other students claim the cards can be retrieved at will. • Cover Your Crib Sheet Tracks: write crib notes in a way that can be erased or obliterated immediately. in dust on cabinets. • Palm Pilots and other personal digital assistants (and some calculators. And a watch that incorporates a digital still camera has already been released in Japan. blackboard. It helps to have some music on their so if the prof walks towards you by the time they get there the music is playing. who sent pager messages (the pager set on vibrate) to indicate answers! A related story regard the GRE: people taking it on the East Coast were reportedly beeping answers to persons on the West Coast. • Camera: at least one instance of a student transmitting exam questions via a tiny wireless camera and receiving answers via a wireless monitor has been reported. • Wireless Monitor: used by musicians.• The Room: write coded information on posters. slide it under the real test. a high-tech student used a tiny wireless video camera in a hat to transmit images of the test to an accomplice.. Method 5 Using Technology to Cheat • Calculator: programmable calculators can hold text. etc. the wire is hidden under hair and clothing. • Micro-recorder: used when the same test is delivered in multiple sections. If you must write them in pen. take a Walkman to class and listen to it during the test. podium. A student can use a laser pointer (many look like pens) to "write" the answers or as part of a code (e. this consists of a body pack transmitter concealed under clothing combined with a small flesh-colored earpiece. • Note Card + Rubber Band: write your notes on an index card. take out the test of the same color. In one variant. • Watch: "data bank" watches can hold crib notes • Pager: Setting electronic pagers to store messages students can conveniently call up when the teacher's not looking.
you've interviewed your friends to find out exactly what was on the test (most instructors don't go to the extra trouble of making out a special make-up test). Take the test. Of course.. it depends on how strict they are: with some. I think many people across the country have used this method on bluebook exams. Take it back to the desk. Method 8 Ringers Convince someone else to take the test for you. It works. copy answers. If the proctors check IDs. As a variation. with others. • Go up to ask a question and distract the professor long enough to snag someone else's test or answer sheet. you might have to fake a doctor's note or con your doctor into giving you one. Method 11 . either pay for a fake ID for them or pick someone who resembles you. Method 9 Take a Make-Up If it's the night before the test and you still haven't studied. steal the test for a test file. you can plead your way into a makeup without any proof. acting all distraught. On test days. or better yet.Blue Books On exams for which you have to bring you own paper or test booklets. and you miss the exam. and is very hard to catch. in the meantime. then correcting their paper before handing it in. Professors cut you more slack if you call them in advance. and redistribute them. just make sure your teacher doesn't collect them at the start of the exam. and turn both in (be sure not to put them back to back in the stack if you can help it). Method 10 Turning In The Exam • Not handing in the test and later acting all upset because the professor lost it. If an instructor asks you about the outline (though doubtfall) simply explain that it's a pre writing work to help you organize better for the actual essay or problem. call the professor and plead illness or a relationship breakup. but have the ringer sit next to you so you can copy off them. they should try to look as much like you as possible. change some of their answers to wrong answers! After The Exam • Substituting correct solutions for incorrect ones after the graded tests are handed back. • Gleaning answers from turried-in papers or a post-exam solution sheet. write all the information that you need in and outline form. under the pretense of a bathroom break). Take the test. To let you know. but switch papers with the ringer and turn in the ringer's test instead of your own (they can turn in their test using a fake name. if you don't like the person. If you can't. Leaving Class Leaving the test room and getting help (most often.
Method 13 Badger the Professor • Go to their office and get them to change your grade. Method 14 Alter Records • Hack into their computer (You guys will like this one) • Change their gradebook • Steal their gradebook • Steal the exams before grades are entered . for others it's being nice. • Your friend fills in two answer sheets. then writes hard enough on the first to leave impressions on the second.g. I tap out a number like -. I would then lean forward and whisper the answers to her. make a pact to misgrade each others' exams. Method 12 Communicating in Codes • The old tap and eat some colored candy routine! On multiple-choice tests. • NOTE: there are dozens of codes students have devised: hand position. yours is left blank. • Cheater sits by window and confederate outside indicates answers. • The confederate takes two answer sheets and places them together. You have to find out what works for the individual professor --. yellow--C. or just wait --. If the test requires names to be written. • If the instructor has you swap tests and grade each other's tests. but is really there to distract him/her while others cheat. then he/she turns in both while you leave without turning in yours. thus 1-3 which becomes 13) is 13 and ----.most professors will automatically assigned an unnamed paper to the person missing the exam score.. really simple.is 25 you get the drift.(which I think Lina is trying to say is one tap.Collusion • I sat right behind a girl that I was very good friends with and she had long wavy hair that remained stiff due to hairspray. one with your name and one with his. They then find a way to share the "blank" sheet with the cheater. either you immediately return because you'd "forgotten" to write your name on yours. it's being sexy. Then the person answering gives the answer by eating an M&M or Skittle. or crying. etc. or just being a pain in the ass long enough so they'll give in just to get rid of you. clothing positions.with some. then 3 taps. noises like clicking of pens. where lets say red=A. • One person goes up to ask a question to the professor. Come test time I would simply insert my crib sheet into her hair and pull it aside when I needed an answer. • The better prepared person creates a cheat sheet for the lesser-prepared person during the exam. You both wait until that "crunch" where a bunch of people are leaving at once. dropped. foot position or foot tapping. etc. test position. • We'd ask good-looking girls to dress really sexy (like short skirts and low-cut shirts) on the day of the exam and sit up front to distract the professor so we could all cheat. then finds a way to deliver it to them (e. blue=B. written on eraser).
5. or even blackmail. (HIGH RISK REALLY HIGH) Get to be friends with the instructor. they'll cave in because it's not worth the trouble. o Not on the Syllabus: argue that since it wasn't specifically prohibited on the syllabus. Pen Cap method 1. Sob about how one small mistake will ruin your whole life and your family's lives. take short notes on a small slip of paper. This will only work for writing utensils. what if they're making a mistake when a mistake could ruin someone's life? o Badger: Go to their office to plead your case and don't take no for an answer --. Put the cap back on the other end of the pen(tip exposed so you can write). Try not to make it too obvious. If you stick to your story. Then position it to wrap around the inside of the pencil. and involves simply peeking at the paper of another student. o Squeaky Wheel: if you raise a big enough stink far enough up the line. people might start to get suspicious of cheating.) You can take a slip of paper and write (or print) up definitions. their boss or their boss's boss will. sell dope to the instructor. 3. Make sure it will fit inside a pen cap. etc. If this is done a lot. Once they doubt. This is the simplest trick in the book. Deny. say it enough times with enough conviction and emotion. you can rotate it in your hand to cheat conveniently. o Ignorance: If possible. Looking method 1. or unjustly accuse the instructor. Roll up and slip the paper in the cap of the pen you are going to use. To make it look less noticable. 4. they'll start to doubt themselves. And if they don't. Remove the cap and pull out your notes when you need to(will take some effort).If Shit Goes Wrong! If You're Caught o Deny. Eventually. Since the tube is transparent. such as mechanical pencils or pens. o Remorse: if the evidence is really against you. . This only works with pens with caps! 2. most profs get frustrated and figure it's not worth the effort. Do it as little as possible and only when absolutely nessesary.. frame. cry uncontrollably. with a clear body (the tube containing lead or ink. Put the cap back on the end of your pen and keep working. say you didn't know it was wrong. reroll the paper and put it back in the pen cap. Pretend you are cracking your neck or something like that. Students have even been known to sleep with the instructor. formulas.ever! Invent a plausible story. it wasn't prohibited. their conscience will bother them: after all. I like to use a green papermate mechanical pencil. Deny: Never admit cheating --. If All Else Fails. OTHER EXTRAS FROM THE NET (AIO FOR CHEATING) Mechanical pencil method 1 1. Repeat if nessesary. When you are done. so keep saying you're going to leave but don't leave. i write or type whatever i need to remember for an exam in its corresponding color. First. Most people won't call the police on you.don't leave their office until they give in..
8. a yin-yang chi symbol (chi). This method only works if you have the kind of desks where you can put stuff inside. Answer the questions you know first. Example The name Friedrich Nietzsche would translate into: o a doodle of Fred Flintstone (fred).6. 2. Remember to remove something that is a supply needed to do the test. . Bring this pencil to the test. a ball of yarn with needle(knit as in Niet). 6. Doodle something to represent a word for a test and nobody would think twice about it. then make it obvious you're out of lead. Put the notes deep down in the back/bottom of your desk/backpack before the test begins. On the day of the test slowly slide the paper out of your hoodie towards your wrist making sure to keep any revealed paper behind your hand and read whatever you need. Then tear or cut out all of the paper without any information on it. but have only half a piece of lead in the pencil. Write notes as you would normally do. Write some notes on a small piece of paper. Hide the pencil in your desk. You might want to press a little so you can see the notes during the test. roll some chewed up gum in the wrapper and throw the evidence away. Write up some notes on a slip of paper. Ideogram Method 1. so it is not too obvious you are cheating. 3. A bag of money(rich). When done with the notes. but with white colored pencil. Using multiple pens will give you more notes. 9. For instance. Using a backpack might also work if you don`t have these kind of desks. 4. Know that ideograms are symbols used to represent words. Don`t let anyone see you(best if done outside of class). others are able to see it for a distance. look at the notes. you can look in your desk/backpack and pretend to be looking for something when you actually are looking at your notes. 7. then close the pencil. The slide the paper with your notes or answers into your sleeve. Pencil method (easiest method) 1. especially if you are seated where no one is behind you. Desk Method 1. Bring a mechanical pencil to school the day before the test. take one out. as you are pretending to be looking for something when really you are looking at your notes for the test. During the test. #*Those symbols would translate to: (fred)(rich)(knit)(chi) saying the words out loud easily reveals the name. you must have a long sleeve shirt or hoodie. where the lead goes. White Colored Pencil Method This method is also very easy. Open your box of lead. in your desk or backpack so you can remove that. Have a piece of paper with your notes or answers to the test written in one small column on the paper. This is a very easy but complicated method that can be used for almost any test! Alternative Sleeve Method First. Removing something from your desk will make you less suspicious of cheating. Its much easier if you sit towards the back of the class. This method works well. All you need is the kind of paper your teacher makes you use during tests. and roll it inside the pencil. Put some extra pens/pencils/erasers/etc. Marker might also work. then open your pencil. 5. 1. Do not use white out. 2. Bring a flashlight if nessasary. and test. my English teacher always has my class and I use looseleaf.
you will sit at the back and take out the "final quiz/test" and other sheet of paper 3. then keep your bookbag with you. If you don't have a hole in your desk.o [This method works best with one word answers on tests without word banks and it helps if you are good at mad libs and drawing] White Ink Method 1. When the teacher is going to collect it. which is covered by your leg. just hand it to him/her. 2. quickly switch the 2 papers and keep the final copy in the top of the desk. Wooden Pencil Method 1. 6. and you can't memorize anything. They just want to be perfect to the teacher. Keep it open. The Black Red Pen Method 1. When the teacher isn't looking. move your leg to reveal the notes. Rewrite all of the spelling and the definition on a another paper. notebook(or in/on another place/object that you are sure to have around on test day). If tests are corrected in class. (You have to be prepared the day before) 1. just pick it up. and when you are going outside in the hallway for next class. They also sell skin colored gel ink. It is recommended you sit where no one is is sitting. Here is a great idea for you. maybe about 5' by 5'. Rip a off a piece of paper. (This only works with if you have a hole in your desk. pale yellow or white (or another color that is camouflaged by the object it is written on). • Another note: Beware that if they are snitches and teacher's pets anywhere. Write down the answers while the teacher is distracted. . 4. Paper Method Maybe you're taking a vocabulary quiz or test. When the bell rings. with the notes facing down. then keep the final copy in the floor and when you are going to hand it in. Leave your notes in an open backpack. The day before a test write all the cheats/notes on your coversheet. Backpack method 1. Backwards Hood Method 1. Write small notes on one side of a pencil which is kept on your desk. by telling on you. When time is almost up. • Note: When switching papers. take the other copy and crumple it up. then throw it in the hallway or your class trashcan. like in middle schools.) You put your final quiz inside the hole and try to look like your are writing and doing your quiz. depending on your skin color this would be another simple method to cheat. and later on hide the other copy. Simply rotate pencil to reveal notes. and that will be your final quiz/test 2. 5. Write in a barley visible color eg. just throw it out in the trashcan or if the teacher checks in the trashcan. like your paper accidentally went to the floor. Don't leave it in the floor but hanging in your seat. don't switch it when the teacher is next to you. and switch the black pen for a genuine red pen if the teacher comes near. This is more a case of hiding your notes/cheats in plain sight. The next day. insert black ink into a red pen. Write all of the answers on the paper. If you don't want to switch.
Make sure you bring a pencil case to class. Tape the cheat-sheet into your hood. When the test is returned and you are checking it over with the class. though with an higher degree of difficulty. (fill in the bubble tests often used in standardized tests. 5. quiz. so get friends to chip in but don't leak the information. The scantron will pick up on the darkest bubble. simply erase the incorrect bubble to make it appear as if you changed your mind on the test. Put your cell phone on your knees. and when you need an answer. Then whenever a test looms. homework and classwork as well. but also given by teachers) it will be graded by machine. Scantron Method 1. or exam. look down at the note you typed. Make sure its not entirely in the view of the teacher. Solution Manuals can also be obtained in the same manner. Look at the paper. If it marked it as incorrect. whenever needed! Buy the Instructor's Edition 1. 2. 5. 7. simply fill in both bubbles. Put all needed information in a note on your cell phone. This works more with gullible teachers. slightly erase the incorrect answer and tell your teacher that the scantron machine made an error and marked the lessdarkened bubble. Pencil Case Method 1. and describe detailed problem solving methods. Ensure that the textbook actually contains the test before purchase.3. 6. obtain the book title. do not do this on every test as your teacher will catch on eventually. This method will not work if the grades are automatically logged into the system and the machine is set to automatically mark an MCQ with more than one response (by the student) as wrong. However. so that the hood is in front of you. If you are taking a scantron test. Perfect scores can be obtained on tests. where the teacher cannot see it. preferably a clear one. 4. easily. 9. quizzes. have him/her copy the necessary pages and distribute them to the group. Keep at a secret location. However. so bribe an older brother or cousin. Throw away the evidence afterwards. Or get a friend that can TEXT you the answers on the text. 3. Simply memorize the answers to the test in question. Bring the pencil case to class and use it for your test. (If you're wearing a pullover hoodie. some have been able to fool teachers many times with this method. If the teacher uses photocopied tests from a textbook. only put your arms in so that the hood is again in the front of your body. These can 2. 4. This material can also be used as learning aids. so the answers are visible. This may be expensive. you can fool the machine. Make sure no one calls you. but be careful with teachers! . pay attention. Cell Phone Method 1. You will need a credit card to make the purchase though. Write the answers on a piece of paper and tape it on the underside of the lid. be purchased online for $15-30. 8. If the answer that the machine marked was correct. If you are stuck between two answers. 2. 4. 3. Put your hoodie on backwards.
with a temporary ink pen few weeks/days before the exam (so the teacher won't note the 'tattoo' on the day of the exam) and try to be creative so you make it look like a real . Then use your phone browser to read your note as web page. 6. 2. Before the Day of the Test: 1. 3. Go inside. On the day of the test.but make sure you can still read it! 4. During the test. You must prepare for this the night before the exam. To quickly create a note in your mobile phone. Before the test (at home. If you're not allowed. Go back to the stall after the exam to destroy the evidence. for example). this is the technique for you! Note: This works best if you are not Asian yourself. bend it in half (pretend to be fiddling about). and open the top for the toilet tank. take a rubber. lock the door. Rubber Method Note: Only works with thick rubbers. 1. Usually. With the built-in search. One that you're sure you'll remember. and go back and write down the rest of the test. Try not to make much noise if there are other people in the bathroom. 5. Figure out what you want to write down in English. and let the rubber go back to its normal position. leg. lock the door. One solution is to use various free text reader such as yongReader. and take a look at the notes. Toilet Tank Method Note: This must be prepared beforehand. to make it sound authentic. you can quickly get what you want in three seconds. Don't go so far as to snap it in half.g.2. 3. take a pen and write your notes on the back of your hand in your Asian language if you are writing Japanese but are only familiar with katakana. simply take the rubber out of your pencil case. 4. not length). Go to the bathroom and rub the pen off a little . Gently bend the rubber so that the middle is revealed. Google "yongReader homeip" for such wonderful cheat-in-action site. 1. and use a long. open a notepad on your desktop and use copy & paste. 6. Go to the toilet. Ask to go to the bathroom during the exam. memorize the notes. and write them down. 5. Go into the stall you chose. Asian Language Method Do you know an Asian language such as Japanese. Save the file and transfer to your cell phone via cable or wireless. accept it. 3. Korean or Chinese? If so. and choose a specific stall. Someone can escort you to the bathroom if needed. Once you have decided what to write.). etc. If you have 3G access. 2. then write in English. "conclusion" becomes "konkurushon" [コ ンクルシシン]. Check later on in the evening that you can still understand your writing. Just write the information in Asian on your hand. (e. Flush when you're done. after you've finished doing all the questions you know. so use that dry space to tape your notes to. Try to be creative and make it look like the characters are just decoration. thin object (rulers work well) to saw through the middle of the rubber (the width. Voila! You're set! Teachers almost never suspect an Asian language! The same method can be used for a 'tattoo'. Some phone such as Nokia opens notepad partially. you can easily type or copy & paste your whole year of notes on a free website specialized in note creation. wear long sleeves so that it is not TOO obvious you have writing on your hand. Write notes or anything else in the middle. the water level doesn't fill the tank all the way.
and is done quite simply. then you must place your answers behind something. 1. paper.: o One quiet step of a foot means A or 1. o Two steps means B or 2. Do the "I'll finish it tomorrow" method. The next day. Take a wide rubber band. and good acting skills. 3. or bring a piece of tape and tape it to the back of your milk or juice carton. Write down the questions you don't know and slip it in your pocket. 4. pull out your paper. 2. . and look up the answers. 2. erase the wrong answer and right it back. and if you get to check it yourself. or a similar look that could be used as a prerequisite to taking one's hat off. Do all of the questions as possible. you can go to any store and buy one this may not work for some tests though. If you cannot. Your concealed page of notes should be visible inside the hat. but if you do. Bring your paper home. If your lunch tray is box-you can fold your answers and slip them inside the tray in a position where the teacher can't see. 3. when you get the chance to finish the test. then when you go to check it. If you have a flat lunch tray. Come in at lunch and ask your teacher if you could eat lunch in the classroom.. and write your answer down. o Tapping your feet using your toes means by 10.tattoo. 2. 1. Erasable Pen Method They sell erasable ink now. and after that you can keep it for another few days after the exam has past before you remove it (so you won't be suspicious if you have rubbed it out just after the exam day). Convince your teacher that you could finish your test at lunch. Tell your teacher you didn't finish it. Find a smarter classmate who will let you cheat from him/her. Hat Method This involves a hat. and write them down! Lunch Tray Method This is a trick to do in the previous method. and the test! This especially works if you have a multiple choice test. Get the "this will never work" look on your face. 1. when the teacher says to " get out a pen and she better not see a pencil" take off the eraser part and put it in between your legs or something. Rubber Band Method This is best for formula etc. Revise the answers as necessary. 4. The "I'll finish it tomorrow" Method All you will need is a pencil.g. if you have one. 1. Agree some foot signals beforehand e. and tapping your feet using your sides means by 5. If he/she tells you to come in at a break time or at lunch. 1. Take your hat off to wipe your brow with your sleeve. where your forehead sits. its in ink so she wont expect a thing! Foot Signal Method This one is recommended for multiple choice tests featuring letters or numbers. stretch it out really widely and place books inside to keep it from getting small again. then this will not work. do the test with this pen. small handwriting. Bring your lunch in a lunch tray. "forget".
and write down what you want on there.2. it's a giveaway. Write your notes/cheats on the stretched out rubber with a black ballpoint pen. Lanyard Method If you have any type of lanyard and know you have a test coming up a little more in advance (like three days or so) start wearing a lanyard to school like it's something you want to start wearing. Remember to remove keypad tones and put your phone on silent. So quickly jot down the theorums/ answers (lightly) on the test and hit Clear. Make sure there are a few solid things on there that could eventually cover a slip of paper. use any sort of text-based memory to record all the equations. when you need an answer. let it snap back. Cell Phone Method If you have a camera phone. it's likely no one will notice it being there. and if the teachers comes nearby. During the test. Don't do this very often during the test. Sweatband Method Works better if you're an athletic person 1. or camouflage it in your pencil case. Calculator Method For tests allowing calculators. The one problem with this method is. in order to work with your Calculator. you may need to ask to go to the bathroom to look over them. theorems. and if you sit in the front of the classroom. Glare Method If you need to know a few things in a certain order or a list of things. 4.Silver Edition. The day before the test. while it's stretched out. you may use the green Alpha button to write in theorums and answers on it. most exams do not allow programmable calculators and invigilators may check. there's no physical proof you ever did anything wrong (unless your teacher sees the theorums or snatches the calculator out of your hand while your working). start playing with it and peek at your notes. If you have a Scientific Calculator. as if to make it seem like an item that you're going to wear periodically. Write the answers on your desk only in a spot where you can see it if the glare from the light hits it. or text a friend if you need help during the exam. simply place the phone between your thighs. Afterward. not cheats. add it to the lanyard in between a few things. before the teacher hands out the test and you are given a minute to study a little. you hit Clear and the evidence's gone. you can't use your calculator while the answers are on the screen or you'll erase your answers. just stretch the rubber band out. Part 2. and you can keep using it for tests. Shoe Sole Method Get a piece of paper. and when done. During the test. and the notes will just look like black boxes. . During the test. tape it to the sole (bottom) of your shoe. flush the piece of paper down the toilet to destroy any evidence. and when you need the answers. This way. Once you are finished wipe it off for no evidence. just cross your legs in a way that the answers are very visible to you. take a picture of your notes. etc. Create a fake. making sure to write your letters as close as possible. password protected program and use the text box. Wear the rubber band as a bracelet to your test. just put your feet flat on the ground. Let it return to its original size. Then. Since it's thin. When you're done. preferably a TI. 3. write some notes on a slip of paper that can be blocked by the other things on the lanyard. notes. you might want to continue wearing the lanyard afterward. For good measure. However. Start to wear a sweatband a few weeks before the test. proofs. No teacher will ever be able to access it. If a suspicious teacher comes over. You can also text yourself your notes/answers before the exam.
Rid the notes. tape it on the back. * The notes cheat This is useful for writing formulas on math tests or science tests 1. 4. 3. 2. The day before the test. Sit next to friend while taking the test. where your veins are. write tiny notes on the sheets of paper. facing you. 3. or in your pocket. and put it in your book bag. Write your cheats on the page in pen. have your I. 5. ball the paper up. The Klutz Cheat 1. it's easily erasable it with your thumb. 2. Have your friend "accidentally" drop their paper. (But don't make it obvious!) 3. You can buy these at mall stores like Hot Topic and Claire's. 2. 3. 6. put it on the same wrist. whiteout your notes. pull out the money and notes. Get rid of the evidence. with pencil. and continue wearing the sweatband for a week or so. that you will need for the test. until you get to another class. 6. 2. On the day of the test. Turn to the back every time you need a formula. Use the tape type of whiteout and whiteout all your notes. so it won't look suspicious. The Long Sleeve Cheat 1. in that classroom. Wash the notes off afterwards. After test. Make sure they are light and in pencil! 3. peek inside your sleeve but do not pull it down. Its a good idea to start wearing these hand gloves a few days beforehand so no one gets suspicious. 3. At the end of the test. The night before the test. obviously. The Hand Glove Cheat • If you have hand gloves that have sleeves. 4. 4. badge that you wear to school. Erase the evidence and turn the test in! Whiteout Cheat If the notes are required to be handed in after a test: 1. Make sure not to keep flipping the badge over to the side where the notes are. Badge hanging around your neck. If you don't have a cover on badge. When you're done. but in the right light is visible only to you. Write some notes on your arm. and then write notes on the front of the piece of paper. or the teacher will catch on. When done. Cheat away! The MP3 . When your teacher returns to his/her desk.D. say you want to make sure nobody steals it.D. that way the badge will automatically fall into your lap. 2. of course!) and put your "money" inside. make sure your sleeve is pulled up at least to your knuckles. If the teacher asks why you have a wallet out. Get a wallet ( with real money. Wallet Cheat 1.D. The day of the test. you must have an I. 4. Pick up the paper slowly and look at the answers while giving it back. And doodle on it. 4. • You can also write on the back of the I.2. Bring your wallet to school and put it out in front of you. During the test. It's hard to see. all you need to do is fold the piece of paper so it fits in the sleeve. Badge Cheat In order to do this. Check your notes by taking it off and then when done. 2. the front.D. 1. use an eraser and rub it off. Write some notes on a paper that's green and shaped like a dollar. 5. Prepare a mini sheet of paper and attach it to the sweatband. 3. 4. write your formulas on the back of a sheet of paper. I.
It only works if you are allowed to take a bottle of coke or similar into the test. do a voice recording of any and all notes you could need for the exam. i usually wear a track jacket because they have pockets on the inside and a tall collar to help hide the wire of the earphone. Use the "I did all my studying listening to my music. If the teacher does not allow you listen to music ( which many dont) Wear a jacket. but don't stare.. Write whatever notes you need in a text file and put it on your media player (may 2. so 'state-dependent' theory says. . 3. Play the file and rest your head on your left hand while taking the test so that the earpiece is near your ear and you can hear the recording without being too suspicious. Put the mp3 on you lap under your sweater. 2. 3. . :) The MP3 revisited. 5. Save the file as a . Keep every chapter. you've already made the decision to cheat. But of course. Delete the nutritional information and type in whatever text you need. Put your feet up against the back legs of the seat in front of you with your knees high to conceal your lap. if you must. 4. If your teacher comes near or suspects you. When you need. or wear a hood. Scan the label into an image-editing program like Adobe Photoshop.1. Wear a pair of baggy jeans to school.) 4.) The MP3 another method Same as the first one.Again Download speakonia off of download.. Place player in your lap with your fly open. 5. Make sure your desk is directly behind the person in front of you. . The Coke-label method Note: This requires serious preparation and work.. 4. Record your notes with a microphone and put them on your MP3. look. It also helps if you are good with Photoshop. (Note: works best for teachers of the opposite sex. Some players have a feature which allows you to write lyrics for songs . i just put the earphone in my hand and rest my hand on my ear and start writing answers. slide it into your pants. Set your mp3 player to repeat.this feature can be used to store information on tests. on a different track so it can be easily accessed. You need to have access to a scanner 1. The Take-home Test Note: This one can get you in serious trouble. Listen to your "music" during the test. require software) or create an image file of the notes and load it.. 3. (It is easy to conceal a small earphone without a conspicuous hood if you have long hair. The MP3 Revisited 1. Print out the label and stick it onto the bottle. Store the audio file on the music player. not for the faint-of-heart. otherwise it will seem suspicious. Ask if you can listen to music while you work. If listening is not allowed. Peel the label off a full coke bottle. particularly girls with male teachers. put an earphone up your sleeve.blah blah blah" excuse. Take the bottle into the test and place it so you can see the information. sweater or long sleeve shirt to the test. so getting in trouble probably doesn't faze you. 6.com and write all of your notes down in this program. With a cheap microphone. Get the earphones and pass them under your left sleeve so that the earpiece is by your wrist. etc. section.wav and put it in a mp3 player. 2.
Get help. When you get the actual test. If you don't feel like doing that simply don't turn the test in and claim that they lost it. o If it is a different version. As always. and slip the paper into the shaft of your pen. 2. Ask to retake it on a later date. When you see the teacher's grading method: color. Manage to obtain a copy of the test. Bring it back to class with you for the next lecture. wrist or arm on exam day. Gum Wrapper . 3. or when the end of the semester comes around. 3. and finish the test at home. When the test comes. lift up the plaster to reveal your helpful hints. and turn in the good test. Bathroom Method This is the second easiest way not to get caught (the first is not to cheat in the first place). write some stuff on it and pretend to be thinking (or scrambling if it is a different version).. but one thing will get you the points: Teachers are usually looking for specific words or phrases to be used. 4. and you have no score recorded. whip out the cheats and work out your answers. etc. 1. Just before tests are collected. 2. Have a calculator or some exam notes in your pocket and while taking the test. etc. and be able to BS it well. 2.1. Hidden Cheat 1. buzz words. 4. For Essay Tests This is a brick wall in the cheating world. you can just take apart your pen and read the information needed. 2. Either the teacher recollects the tests to record them. style. know the buzz-words. During the test. • Know the teacher. Do not turn it in. Stick them on your hand. and when asked. no silver bullet here. grade your own test in the same manner. Get some plasters or stickers and write down your information. 3. Alternatively: 1. say it was the one they gave you. 6. along with several different colored pens and markers. and stick to that (this works best for essay type tests). Mark the correct answers on this copy. pull out your original copy and stash the other. "Whoops" Technique 1. Take the test home with you. Note that the person giving the test may have caught on to the trend in bathroom cheating and may not let you go. make sure you don't get seen. on the sticky side of them. write questions down on a piece of scrap paper. Sorry. you may still be able to get away with it by turning in the wrong one. and they usually tell you them in class the day before the test. You can either try to copy or BS your way through it. Go to the bathroom. you can bring in evidence that you actually took the test and got graded on it. 2. Write out your exam notes on a small piece of paper before the test. 5.
3. but you could really use any color. brown (dried blood). so as not to rip the wrapper. Buy some gum before the test . act like you're going to fix your band-aid.1. 2. like Ice Breakers Sours gum/mints. and if the teacher walks by. . cover it with your arm. 3. Desk Cheat 1. Get a pack of gum that comes in a circular tin. Pretend you're looking at the wound. Tape the paper to the edge of your desk or the desk closest to you. Look at the answers.not in a package. 3. Take the sheet and glue/tape it on to the bottom of the desk that you KNOW that you will be sitting at. Pretend to get tired of the stick and put it back in the wrapper so you "destroy" your cheat notes and thus don't get caught. Write the some notes on the cloth-like part of the band-aid. Only have a few pieces of gum in there. when the teacher isn't there. Scratch the Band-Aid as if it itches when test time comes. Then. Alternatively: 1. 1. 6. write your info and put it under the gum. or yellow/green (pus) works best. but some that comes individually wrapped. Get the biggest Band-Aid you can. and if you are an athlete (football. Red (blood). 1. Open the package and carefully unwrap a stick of gum. on the desk in pencil. eat the gum and read your info. Band-Aid This usually only works with small notes. Take a small sheet of paper. complicated questions and answers. simply drop your pencil under the desk. 4. 2. 2. During the exam. 2. and have it all summarized on a sheet of paper. Put it back in the pack on top and take a few out so it looks like a pack you've had for a few days. Desk Cheat 3 This works best in the back of class. etc. write formulas etc. Before the test. Desk Cheat 2 1. 5. Print out a small strip of paper the thickness of the desk with the answers and put small strips of tape on the ends. 5. reach for it. 1. get a good sheet of notes. so that you won't look suspicious when you throw it away. look up and enjoy your answers (do not stare for too long or the teacher might notice). During the test. but don't pull it completely off (you don't have a wound!). Do not take the band-aid off during school! Administrators will see you're faking. Place it so that the top is at side of the desk furthest from you. Cut out a circular piece of paper the size of the tin and open the "to share" side to read the notes. just slide your paper over it. when the proctor isn't looking. 4. Before class. o If the teacher walks by. o This works even better under the padding of Altoids. Put it on your elbow or knee. skateboarding) this works even better. though. formulas. wrapping the stick again. 1.
3. Make sure you have a belt. 3. Note card Cheat Note: This only works on multiple page tests. Read off your lap. Get a water bottle and very carefully remove the label/wrapper that wraps around the middle of the bottle. or if the teacher periodically patrols the desk aisles.If you're not in the back of the class. use of pen isn't recommended. less motion means less visibility. and you will be able to read your notes through the clear water within. slip the note cards from your hand. Slip the note cards into the sleeve. Science class with specialized computer programs Set up a network with your friends via common chat programs and have at it. slip the note cards back into your sleeve. write your cheat-sheet/notes on the back of the label (the white part that sticks to the bottle) or attach the label to a sheet of thin paper with a glue stick or tape. . etc. it will look like you just are looking at pages ahead. When you actually get to the page on the test where the note cards are. wear a sweatshirt with long sleeves. Near the end of the test. Write out all of your notes on this piece of paper (one side only). When you want to read the notes. simply suck in your gut. and read from the inside of your belt. to the second or third page of the test. Before class attach double sided (circled) tape to the desk. make sure you have this belt on you. study half of what you need to know. 2. 4. and about 6-10 inches long. pop your knee up and attach the paper to the top of the desk. and cut out a piece of paper slightly shorter than the belt is tall/wide. answers. and you can place a pencil over your cheats without suspicion. Note-Belt Cheat 1. Re-attach the label to the bottle. and that it is relatively loose. then attach it to the inside of your belt. 4. 4. When you go to look at the cards. very light on the desk so it doesn't stand out. Sneak a normal sized sheet of notes. 2. o Instead of writing out entire words or sentences. Look through the bottle at just the right angle. instead of writing them all in one clumped area. just use one letter (preferably a starting letter) to remind you what the full answer is. so that it does not seem odd that you are lifting up your shirt. (This works extremely well with light colored desks and pencil. Remember. and just spread them out across your desk. When class is over you can simply erase the notes. and write down the other half. try writing very. On the day of the test. If it is thick enough. 3. When you get the test.) o Desk Cheat 4 1. 2. Write notes. 1. If you must. If you feel threatened. Water Bottle Cheat 1. slip them back into your sleeve and slip them on to another page. Come test-day. 2. on the front and back of a few note cards. This may work better if you tuck in your shirt beforehand. as it is both difficult to see that spot while walking by. o Another good place to write is in the small indent where you can put a pencil at the edge of your desk.
1. multiple people can benefit from his/her answers. French horn. try asking the friend beforehand to alert you (via a subtle noise like a foot tap) each time they finish a question so that you don't have to worry about which question they're answering. in rare cases.g. e. Rip off the sheet and throw it away when the test is over. They will most likely give you ice (which will make your hand even more red). You can do numbers greater than 4 by using your thumb to denote a plus sign. or bang your hand to get it red. Type (so your teacher cannot recognize your handwriting if caught) some notes in a large font on a sheet of paper. and requires a friend and some planning. Musical Cheat Only works for Band. 3. Also. Act like you're going to throw away something (or spit out gum. go to the nurse's office (works best with gullible nurses) and (convincingly) say you just slammed your hand in your locker. since you can just follow the friend along with his/her test without really having to worry about looking up. Unless they are totally evil. Rub. Look upset and pained.: coughing. "one" by sticking out your index finger. For example. 2. or viola. and look at your garbage can notes while you're there. Kick back. relax. whistling. index-middle + index-middle-ring + thumb + index-middle-ring-pinky = question #27. Sign Language Cheat Only works with multiple choice exams. 2. 4. and possibly Gym. If the friend is far away. whatever) at some time during the test.). they won't make you play your cello. this works up close as well. 5. and watch the rest of the class suffer as they play Symphony Number Nine.) In response. 1. This is not for those with sensitive hands. 4. However. Go to your Orchestra or Band teacher and explain to them how you slammed your hand in a locker and are now in serious pain. The only problem with this is that it can be rather conspicuous and your friend will go down with you if you get caught. or worse. index (B). Orchestra. stretching. sharpen pencil. only the friend will get caught unless he/she tells on you. knocking. immediately followed by "two" by sticking out your index and middle finger together would mean question #12. Get your friend's attention in a predetermined way (e. 3. your friend can give you the answer to the question by showing you his thumb (A). 1. . if the friend is loud enough. tell them to sound out the answer to each question as well because you probably won't be able to tell him/her which questions you need the answers to. or by placing their pencil in a predetermined position for each answer. etc. Tell them the number of the question you are stuck on by using your fingers on one hand. but don't hurt yourself. 3.g. or pinky (E) finger. ring (D). oboe. If you're worried that the sign language could result in some miscommunication. scratch. When it looks red and irritated. 2. this only works on multiple choice tests unless you develop some kind of numerical tapping/sign system. Attach some tape to the back of the paper and act like you're throwing it away but really stick it to one side of the inside of the trash can. Do not use this cheat unless you are desperate. middle (C). However.Trash Can Cheat This can be fairly hard to execute convincingly.
for several reasons: *1) You will be using them during the whole test. 2. hard to memorize notes . then pull out your study guide/notes that you will need on the test. Body Parts Cheat 1. Older Student Memorize the answers to a test from an older version of the test given or sold to you by an older student. You could drop out of band. Take it out and act like you are using it for paper to do the equation on. Try to write really fast. put your notes away and use what you have written on your desk. put your calculator in between your legs and whenever you need to use it. The Hoodie Cheat This works best in long tests where you can leave 15-30 minutes or so between checking notes for safety. Write short notes on the lines and wrinkles of your palm. type in the sum and pretend you are rotating your neck so you can glance at your calculator to see the answer. Tape a piece of paper with your note on it inside a baggy hoodie. or the little piece of skin between your fingers. o The ankles are good if you wear jeans and can cross your legs. This is almost infallible. 7. Pull off your hoodie during the test. Pencil-to-Desk Cheat 1. o The wrists are good if you can write on your veins with blue pen.6. o On the inside of your thighs you can write formulas if you wear shorts. 1. Have your notebook with all your math questions and/or answers on it and just shove it in your desk 2. Slip it into your sleeve on the day of the test. *2) It is easy to hide with another hand or a shirt sleeve. put it back into your sleeve and keep writing. Place them on the desk and pretend to write marginal notes on the papers. and as you do so look at the note taped on the inside. In your math test. abbreviated notes onto the desk. 2. o One of the best places to put notes are on your hands. Get a pen (red works best as it blends best with skin tone) and write little notes on any area of skin on your body. 1. In-Desk Cheat Only works if you are not in total view of the teacher. 3. look at it under the desk. When your teacher starts passing out tests. the sides of the fingers. but really copy some short. Sleeve Note Cheat 1. Put it back on later to hide your answers again. Practice beforehand so you know where all the buttons are on your calculator 2. 2. and will also help you learn if you do the test yourself beforehand. but Gym teachers usually are a little more strict about injuries and more likely to force you to participate anyway. and when you need it just pull a small portion of it out. Get to class a few minutes early. Get a small piece of paper and write all your notes up beforehand. This trick is effective for short. Calculator Legs Cheat 1. You can do this for Gym too.
since all you're doing are the natural reactions of one under stress. Put the tissue into a tissue box in the classroom (this works best with a tissue box in the back of the classroom) before the test starts. go to the box and pull out the tissue. Write some study notes on a small piece of paper and slip it under a wristband. When the teacher isn't looking. Go over the test and do all of the questions you know. 4. you can have the tissue in your pocket. It's less complicated and more likely for you to not get caught. Make sure that the paper is not sticking out! • Tissue Cheat 1. and then blow your nose in the back of the room. 5. before you forget them! This works best if your locker is relatively close to where the test is taking place. 3. o This can be done in several different ways: You can put your head down on your desk as if you are thinking. It's extremely important that you be very quick while you're doing this. and use your notes to get the answers you need. At some point during the test. Also. Instead. equations. alternatively. so that you can just look at them when you are taking the test. Write the notes.because you can easily cover up the lead writing with your forearm and erase it afterward. formula. This will not work with teachers who check hands before the test starts. 2. . Look at the answers on your hand while you rub your head and/or eyes. or if you really do need to use the restroom. Pretend you're under traumatic stress during the test by rubbing your eyes or head as if you have a headache. Face away from the class and pretend to blow your nose. go to your locker. o If there are many people who actually use tissue during class. Take advantage of the allowance of scrap-paper by pre-making your own. Headache Cheat 1. 3. Dispose of the tissue in the trash. An easier way is to have your own tissue in your pocket. • You can even ask to go to the washroom and look at them there. when you're actually looking at the answers. 4. Do not take your notes with you to the test. Locker Cheat 1. etc. Ask to go to the bathroom. symbolic functions. Write the information needed onto a tissue. Scraps 1. o Make sure that you are still lightly tracing your pre-wrote notes during the test so your teacher won't be suspicious. 2. 2. If you are allowed to go. 1. 3. Make a mental note of the ones you don't know the answers to. leave them in your locker. Return ASAP. Write your information onto your hand. Wristband Cheat 1. slide it out and take a peek. this method will not work for tests where someone has to escort you to the bathroom. 2. It's almost foolproof. and look.
So whenever you need to look at some notes." Look shocked or else they will be very suspicious. o The Invisible Ink: (suggested for people who know that they will be taking their exams in their own classroom): Using security ink that shows up under . just change the position of your legs or sit down normally and the part of the pants that hides the paper will automatically go down and cover the paper again. Write your test answers on the patch of your skin that lies under the elastic band of your boxers. It can't be seen while you have the watch on. or whatever you desire to wear under your pants. charts. pretend that you're changing the lead and sneak a peak at the notes.7 lead or thicker. Bring your dictionary to the test. print or write the answer on a long or short bond paper. but NOT the part against your wrist because it will wear off) you have room to write small notes/formula/whatever with a thin mechanical pencil. bathing suit. then press hard down on the binder. o Clear Binder: If you have a test where you can have a binder present. Get an opaque mechanical pencil which takes in about 0.. 3. an obvious retort would be: "Are you serious?!?! I'm pretty sure that what you just asked me to do is illegal for a teacher to ask. so the chances of you getting caught are slim. and on the inside of the clasp (the parts you can't see when it's closed. If a teacher asks you to lower the elastic band and reveal the answers. When the teacher or professor goes around to check. wrap the bond paper that you printed around your legs then tape it at both ends but be sure that you can twist the bond paper for you to read the other parts.. etc. o Male or female: this will work. or play with it pretending to think. It's very personal. Take your watch off. Write your notes on the top page. o The Hidden Leg Style (most preferable for students who wear pants): This is really helpful for long essay tests.The Dictionary Cheat For tests that allow dictionary use. Before you go to your school or university. make your legs to shape like a #4 with the cheating leg on the top then easily pull the part of your pants that covers the bond paper. Write all your notes on a single piece of paper and roll it up. o The Watch Cheat: This works best with the watches with a metal band that folds into three pieces and clips together. Pop out the eraser from the pencil and slide your notes in. The Mechanical Pencil Trick 1. This works well because a teacher isn't going to look inside your pencil for cheat notes. Upon the removal of the top sheet imprints of your notes will be visible on the underlying sheet. 1. and you can just wipe the notes off with your finger to destroy the evidence. information. Use the sheet with imprints to cheat on the test. 2. Just take your watch off and sit it on your desk. When the test have started. by the way. If you already know what the exam will be but don't know how to answer a long essay. Put two pieces of paper on top of each other. The Cover Sheet Cheat 1. Scribble formulas. 2.. Slip the answers under the bind (the clear part). The teachers won't flip every single pages of your dictionary. tighty-whities. being sure you press hard. in a dictionary and remember the page numbers. use a clear one.
Write what you need to know very small on a small piece of paper and lay it in your lap during the quiz. Teachers cannot ask a girl to lift her skirt up to reveal what you wrote. Skirt Trick 2: (FOR GIRLS WITH SKIRTS) This works best with short skirts. Even if you are "caught" no teacher. you have to put everything you need to know on the sole or the side of your shoe (the side that if your crossing your legs. or all the answers on a piece of lined paper. Put the pen together again. . and you have your answers. but not too small that the writing is illegible (size 6 or 7 is recommended). When you need to listen to something make a bored-confused-like expression and put the hand whit the earphone at your ear and look at your test like you are revising it.. Go to the restroom and review. You should be able to see the cheat sheet inside the pen. Another MP3 method. Try typing it up. Next. is going to ask you to show your "answers". Your friends could also bring torches to view the same answers (but ensure you don't tell anyone who is likely to snitch on you if they are caught). Enjoy your cheating! Small notes Trick Good for medium-length memory quizzes. put your leg down. and fasten tape on the back of it. act like your crossing you legs (the way the men do it) and look at the side of your shoe.) Take the paper and pretend to write on it. In-Pen Trick: (works best if the teacher uses study carols or dividers to keep you from cheating off each other) You will need a pen with a see-through body so you are able to see the ink cartridge. write down some notes on a notebook piece of paper and carefully slip it under the scratch sheet. dismantle the pen and tape the cheat sheet on the inside circumference of the pen's body. Nobody should look under there. Another bathroom one is to write all you know about the test. focus a UV torch on the invisible ink. Fold it up. don't put your name on it.(It helps if you hide the notebook paper under a coat or jacket. you can view) When you are taking the test. Stick it underneath the toilet (lowest point you can). If you have an MP3/4 record some notes and instead of putting it in your ear put in your sleeve. Another MP3 Method. The Shoe Trick: (This works best if you have shoes you dislike or on Converse that you enjoy writing on.. Print a study guide or small cheat sheet in very small font. Lift it up when nobody is watching. if you cannot. disassemble the pen and replace the paper until you can see it. write your cheats on the wall before the exam starts (make sure that the wall that you'll be writing on has a small column near it and is discreet. Slide it up during the test. Make sure the earphone can come out when you need it from your sleeve. especially a male one. or on the wall behind it. This worked for several people. for example below desk level). Scratch Paper Trick If you're taking a test that involves scratch paper.. Skirt Trick 1: (FOR GIRLS WITH SKIRTS) All you have to do is write what you need on your leg where it is covered by your skirt. Then when a teacher is walking past. and your answer is revealed. When you get stuck.) First.o o o o UV light. Don't be dumb. 1.. Write the answers on a piece of paper or cloth and pin them to the inside of your skirt.
But you can't read the writing (and neither can your teacher). simply but your hand up against your head and look or some other way. Usually teachers leave the room for any reason. Then when you take the test take the sheet that was under the sheet that you wrote on out. Then shade the page and like magic the answers are there then when you are done (make sure you have a big eraser) erase the shaded pencil marks and take it with you when you leave the room. Now simply step on your binder. Tape it to the hand you DO NOT write with. obviously. unlike English or a foreign language. This is particularly useful as many who take exams have to wear Uniforms.g. flip it over. write in pen on your legs all the formulas/information/definitions/helpful stuff for your exam and make sure you wear clothes that cover your legs e. The Tights Method This works for both males and females. This method works best if you have either a math or chemistry teacher who lets you use Ipods during tests. Before you get dressed in the morning. some teachers number . These lyrics can be accessed on the Ipod by listening to the song then clicking on the center button until they show up. This method only works if you have a see through binder. And no teachers can ask you to pull them down! The Binder Method Write your notes/formulas or whatever you need to know on a lined sheet of paper. and voila! You can see the answers. Notice how your binder looks kind of whitish and if you look at it all you can see is a paper with some sort of writing on it. and girls who wear tights can wear completely opaque black tights. no one will have any evidence you did this. and write your cheats on it. The Paper on the Hand method Take a small piece of paper. before everything else. Day before Get a copy of the test the day before or in the morning before class. The Shoe Method Take a little piece of paper and write down all the answers in it and go to the washroom or anywhere you can be alone. It is easy so use these lyrics boxes to just type in whatever you need.Ipods have an option where on the computer. as these subjects have information that you can easily cheat. Go to the toilet during your exam and simply take down your trousers/tights and there are your answers for you to read.To get a peak at it Pretend you don't know something .someone may find it in the trash. flip the sheet over. During the test. Then put it into your binder so that it is the first sheet of paper. You can do this by staying after school to get "help" from the teacher. you can go into the options and type in the lyrics for certain songs from your Itunes library. grab a copy of the test and put it into your bag. Make sure you don't move your hand to much or. If the teacher comes by. Try to remember all that you can. such as formulas and simple terms. Place the paper inside your shoe then go back to class. This way. Don't throw it away. Be careful. Take off your shoes and look down! Invisible 2 Take a sheet of paper and lay it on a different sheet and press hard on the pencil and write the notes on the sheet. Then when the test starts place it under you desk so that if you look down your binder is in view. and go up there. maybe the teacher. Teachers Desk Method Sometimes the teacher (especially when grading) will leave an answer sheet on his/her desk . a little smaller than your palm. long trousers. Make sure you have some stuff on it and there you go. you can repeat this but don't over do it. Note: Make sure your binder is not upside down.
It also can be helpful if your teacher is blind. The Dictionary Again. use mouthing or something to communicate to your friend if they are far and easy to get seen. look at your dictionary and get the information you were looking for. but a piece of plastic that only protects one side of the calculator. Be careful about grabbing the wrong test or homework. Write notes of the test or answers onto the dictionary with a pencil. focusing on answers. look inside at the answers. The Locket Cheat Obtain a large locket necklace with a long chain. Pretend to look confused and put your head on the desk. Write the lettered answers on the eraser and you will have them when you take the test. This method is the riskiest of them all. Before class. _____ wants to talk to you and can't get hold of your phone for some reason. and open it and see your notes. Once you have the test. go home and look it up on the Internet or in your notes or in text books. Remember. like in second grade. If your teacher won't leave the room. do not do. random stuff. (and if you have the guts). when you could be studying) write some notes on one or two scraps of paper (that's the professionally recommended dosage). for example. preferably when the teacher is out of the room. and funny notes to the teacher from students. but you get the point). Also use other types of signals to contact them. use this method). Big Eraser cheat Have one of those large erasers with you on the day of a test. If you want to lessen trouble. sometime before you actually take the test (the night before. Put your answers on a separate piece of paper then try to memorize them or use one of the other methods. White/Blackboard or Environment Cheat If you have one of these teachers who have stuff written all over the board and it's full of due dates. To get him out of the room say Mr/s. The Calculator Notes Cheat This only works for tests in which you know you will need (and are allowed) to use a calculator. using a confused look. act like you're fooling around with your necklace. the wall. use a personal dictionary. . and won't easily see the notes. If he/she is far. You can also do this by writing on the floor. and write notes on small slips of paper and stick it in the locket. behind a bookcase you're near. sneak without the teacher looking. It also only works when your calculator comes with a nice little plastic "case" (which is actually not a case at all. the larger the better. (If you know the test is going to be the exact same as the study guide. tell him/her that someone is at the door for her and called her name. Anyway. This means you will be able to rub it out later. Nerd cheat If you have a friend that really smart and he/she trusts you and you trust him/her. You could make a copy then return it later. Usually the teacher will put the test into a drawer or on top of her desk. just pretend to be silly with the folders and hide your cheat sheet or study guide in your desk.. Only attempt if teacher stays in front of room. or have a friend call her phone. etc. If your teacher is strict. Then. this is a bit risky but extremely helpful. ask for answers. don't be afraid to look around. During the test. not one provided for you. If your teacher is strict and is too suspicious. write down some acronyms or stuff to help you remember answers to the test. Folder Cheat Get two pocket folders and put them upright. If you are really daring you might just be able to conceal notes between lines or in corners. to be kind of funny. you could go to another teacher that teaches the same class.their tests and know if its missing. Memorize some of the writing test or try to answer some of the questions.
formulas. or on your chair. To get by this. and voila. The Ski Pass If you have a winter jacket with one of those clear faced pockets for a ski pass place your notes in there make sure it can be covered up or hidden and if it cant place it on your chair. Another Hoodie Cheat Well. Just make sure to remember which colors stand for which letter! Hair Plucking method (For very hairy people) This one cannot be used too often and is rarely ever useful. as will arouse suspicion. as always) so your chances of being seen are considerably minimized. And try not to take so long. that you know you have to know but obviously don't know because you're having to cheat.. . this only works in those times when you manage to get your hands on the answer sheet. If your nails are long. When your taking the test. look at the notes and pretend to be using the calculator (and probably you will be. This only works if you manage to get the answer sheet or equivalent. It may be better to just use some subtle body paint. in between your legs. When the test begins. be aware of how often you remove and replace the calculator into its case. paint your nails all one color. create a scheme for multiple choice questions. et cetera. look for the pores that are missing hairs. If the teacher is there.. hopefully the weather is moderate enough wherever you live so that it's reasonable to wear a hoodie. there really isn't any turning back. When you need to look at your notes. and write the notes on them. this may stand for what ever you want to to stand for. Also avoid Velcro. teachers likely notice who finishes last and especially if the student does surprisingly well given that it took them so long to complete it (for the excuse "I was being careful and taking my time" can only work so much). Nail Polish (works for girls) If you somehow have the answers to a multiple choice or true false. Place the notes in the so-called case and simply attach the calculator in its place. When you need them on the test. Use a tweezer to pluck patterns on your arm or hand. simply remove the calculator. Make the notes something like small flashcards. They're bound to get suspicious. the notes are concealed. Sit behind someone (a recommendation. you pull them out and slide them under your paper and only have one answer showing at a time! Nailology Clip your nails from left to right at different heights. something that doesn't get folded up easily or makes a noise whenever you search for them. just spread your legs. otherwise you may find your hair regrowing. he or she might notice the persistent snapping of the calculator. you may be able to pull off more then one answer per nail if your good at nail clipping. eg: 1/4 cut is A. If your hoodie has a pocket in front (the kind in which you can put your hands through) then it's pretty easy to put notes in there. Pluck your hair close to the time when you take the test (under 2 days). on a test involving formulas and such). you can always sneak the notes onto your desk. but once you do this. so when you sit down the clear part is between your legs. If your nails are short you may only be able to do true or false. Then crumple them up and stick them under your leg or put your hand flat down over them when asked to clear your desk. definitions. Then do polka dots or stripes or another pattern once you come up with a color coder. The "Little Notes" Cheat What you do is you take the smallest papers possible.
When no-one is looking. Also. and C: Pink if the answers were B. deny! (Convince yourself as well as your adversaries you did not cheat. simply act as if you're correcting mistakes and read the notes! Another Calculator Method If you have a graphing calculator that you're allowed to use. no method of cheating is successful if the teacher is looking right at you while you hold the notes in your hand and are frantically copying them onto the test. wear a hoodie and hide the pen in your sleeve. if my first set of answers were 135. deny. yellow. just say you accidentally misplaced a comma. and 56. let them clear your friend's calculator. write Lock #1 (the # represents the set of 3 problems you want answers for.Bracelet Method If you manage to get your hands on an answer sheat before the test.) As long as they can not prove it but can only wonder or hear someone else's words against your own. For example if A: Green. or the authorities will get suspicious. type notes into it. Don't get caught often though. then roll it back into the dispenser. Borrow another calculator from someone the day of the test. as they would love to notify your professor or your dean of your actions. Some bookmarks have. pink. A. remaining firm and confident. say. You will need something to write with and on. When the proctor comes around to clear them. this will only work if you are given the same exact test in 2 or more sessions. shine it on the area where you wrote before.23. B then it would go yellow. 56. when its really answers to my first 3 problems on my exam that my teachers going to give back to me tomorrow! If anyone asks about the big numbers. be aware of what your colleagues are doing. When the proctor isn't looking. If it should ever come to that. C. When you need the notes. write some things that will probably be on the test on your desk. Bookmark Cheat If a teacher asks you to bring a book for when you are done the test. so if you wanted answers for problems 4 to 6 on your test. green. 23. For example. Locker Combination Method This method was not mentioned above. Group your answers and on the paper. And make sure to hide the bookmark all the way in the book. and you know no one has no proof whatsoever that you cheated: deny. It'll look like one of those knotted frienship bracelets. you would write Lock #2. The next day. A. bring a bookmark with notes on it. Black Light Method Get one of those black light pens that only show up under a black light and come with one attached. Put it in your pocket. Be sure to have your answers memorized before the test. green. multiplication 1. or wherever. switch the calculators! When It Comes To Getting Caught Be careful and always be aware of where the teacher is looking. The best policy is not to cheat. or locker combo like before). so if someone looks through my bag or if someone looks at me while I am looking at my answers.135.and so on) and write 3 test answers. just say its your after school plans. and separate them with commas. B: Yellow. Ta-da! Correction Tape Method Write your notes on correction tape. Lastly. make yourself a bracelet with different colors of string. you're in the clear. The day before the test. they will only think that's a lock combination of mine at school. I would write something like Lock #1. but match each color to a letter and you'll be all set. And dont forget to write down the questions you need on a scrap of paper or on your hand (if someone questions. and it will most likely only work on a math test. If your done you can throw it away if not needed to get rid of evidence or erase the marks.12 on them.. Hand is .
2. in some colleges. The Girls Only Method 1. but if you're desperate. Paper on back of Desk Method 1. you're desperate.unfold it. and put this one on. During the test. thats a bit gross). Takes a bit of planning and is a bit gross. Go back to the exam and scribble down the answers. Memorise them quickly and then come out of the toilet as if nothing is wrong. Take out your toilet paper and stick it to your shoe. In fact. If the teacher ask what your doing say your hinge has a gap and is 'Un-eaven' and your adjusting the paper. Ask to get out of an exam to go to the toilet. ===Toilet paper Method=== write your notes on toilet paper. If you need more notes then write them on a new pad and wrap it back up. you will have written down notes on a sanitary pad. Then when done fold it back up put it back and continue.better because the teacher may question the torn paper off the test. so the cheat sheet is concealed. When you need them take of your glasses and take the paper. Throw out the paper later on. No teacher will dare call you out! EyeGlasses Method 1. They make money and the student gets a good grade with little work. 3. Everyone thinks he or she is happy. If you have glasses take a bit of paper write your note's on them fold it up and put it in the hinge. Cheating is like getting something for nothing. When in the bathroom (if it's a real exam the invigilator will probs escort you)look at the pad you have on and quickly memorise it. but also you may be caught. If you have to tear paper off the test. Benefits of cheating If you copy the work of others—whether it is plagiarizing material from books or the Internet or copying the homework of another student—it results in not having to work very hard for a passing or even good grade. 2.when someone tells you about the paper. If they say no then say subtly to a woman invigilator you need to change your pad (make sure you're not on your period that day. just say it was given to you like that Clear Pencil Case and Index Card Method Buy a clear pencil case and 5x8 index cards. check your notes when noone is looking then throw it out. Consequences of cheating . Earlier on. sneak it into your pocket. and replace it with the pad that has more notes. Write on the index cards and stick them in the pencil case. but keep the written side facing down. Hide the answers in your bra. there are people who sell homework and test answers. Write a cheat sheet and stick it onto the back of the desk in front of you! If your teacher comes by. fiddle with your shirt and look down to see the answers or notes. just turn the pencil case over without looking when the teacher comes around. During the test. Pros and cons of cheating You may be able to get good grades through cheating. put it in the bin. ask to go to the washroom. Then change it. slide the test up towards the front of your desk.
Step 5 . There are ways to beat the test and keep your secrets hidden just like you wanted. 1. 3. he copied all the answers backwards. It doesn't matter if you have one little thing that you want to keep hidden or if you want to beat it at a whole bunch of things. you begin to "trick" your mind into believing that it's answering truthfully. You can go over the questions repeatedly in your head and answer the questions the same way you would on the test. think of another question that you can honestly answer negatively too. In either case. but have those answers pass the polygraph. If you're asked if you cheated on your spouse and you want to answer "no". By repeatedly answering a question in your head. who was the smartest kid in class. (The grade was backwards too!) How to Cheat a Polygraph Test EXTRA PART 2 When it comes time to take a polygraph test. Many people feel they have to elaborate on an answer and give more details or information. when you are required to apply what you've learned. If you don't get caught. you may be wondering if there's any way to cheat the machine and beat the test. Step 3 Ask what questions will be on the test or what is expected of you so you can practice beforehand. fidgeting in your seat and tapping your fingers may be interpreted as lying to the test. 2. He decided to use a mirror so he could see her paper and copy her answers. there is still the problem that you haven't learned the material. there is also the moral stigma that you subconsciously hold inside of you that you didn't deserve the grade you received and that you are a cheater. 4. The interviewer may be looking at your physical responses to the questions and how you react during the test. Only answer the most basic questions with a yes or no response. Unfortunately. Dumb cheater There is a story about how Johnny didn't study for his math test. 5. You need to approach the test as if it was an everyday occurrence and above all else. Many people have found this the best way to cheat the test because they can honestly answer the questions in their head. which can cause the machine to pick up on your nervousness and interpret that as a lie. Step 4 Stay as calm as possible throughout the testing process. That ignorance may come to haunt you down the road.Being caught cheating on a test or copying someone else's material for homework can result in a lowered grade and even expulsion from school. In some cases you may be tested on more than just your answers to the questions. Excessive sweating. keep yourself calm. but he or she will never be a champion. Such a person may go far in life. Step 2 Answer only the questions you're given and use only one word answers. but he only got a 49. Step 1 Think about something else when they ask you a question that you don't want to answer. She got a 94 on the test. but he sat right next to Mary.
especially with the same methods. For some major tests. Warnings • • • • • • • • • • • • Teachers also have Internet access. geography.videojug. such as GCSEs in the UK. Some methods allow easy removal of evidence.Control your breathing by focusing on breathing the same way you do throughout the day. Studying may be a more effective use of your time. etc. You may regret this later.howcast. Risks multiply exponentially if you repetitively cheat. it might be interpreted as you lying to the test. Use cheating sparingly and as a last resort. The worst sanction is to be banned from all the exam boards for five years . The way you breathe throughout the test is monitored as part of your reactions to the questions. such as removal of nomination for National Honours Society etc. you may get all your test results cancelled if you are caught cheating. If your breaths are shallow or you breathe too quickly. Consequences for cheating in the Junior/Leaving Certificate in Ireland include being banned from state exams for five years. you would get all your math marks taken away and also possibly in every other test such as English. Trust your instincts. Consequences can be avoided by not cheating. if you were found cheating in a math test.wipe the evidence if you any suspicion. For example. Think hard about this and the risks. Other students may suspect you and inform the teacher.which means no A Levels or university (you can guess what that will mean when you start looking for a job).com/film/how-to-cheat-on-a-test-with-a-water-bottle I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS 37 PAGED E-BOOK AND RECOMMEND IT TO EVERYONE! . Legitimately passing tests will have long-term benefits. In some countries. caning (corporal punishment) is also a consequence. Be aware of potential consequences. There is a possibility of getting caught.com/videos/336967-How-To-Cheat-on-Any-Test-4-Bandaids http://www. VIDEOS: http://www.
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