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Tuesday, April 17, 2012
By Bernice Bede Osol
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18, 2012 Those of you who are celebrating a birthday are likely to get involved in several new, successful endeavors in the year ahead. Although each might be relatively small, their collective returns could add up into a hefty sum. ARIES (March 21-April 19) -Establish your own agenda if you can. You’ll know better than anyone what you need to accomplish and what can wait. Don’t let anybody or anything take you off course. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) -- Being in a devilish mood, you’re dying to tell others the secret you possess. If you give in and tell all, you’ll be in the soup. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) -- A social involvement could prove to be both enjoyable and instructive, especially if you’re interacting with a small group. Intimate circles have a way of revealing much. CANCER (June 21-July 22) -Because you have the capacity to focus on significant objectives, achieving success in your endeavors is likely. Once you establish a goal, you won’t be dissuaded from your task. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) -- You’re not likely to be much of a talker, but when you do speak up it will be with something that needs to be said, and will be of extreme value to your listeners. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) -- A close friend of yours could receive some important information from a reliable source and won’t be remiss about sharing it with you. What you learn could make or save you money. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) -When making an important agreement with another, be sure to scrutinize all the fine print. Chances are it’ll be those nasty “insignificant” items that cause trouble down the line. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) -This is an excellent day to rid get rid of all those nasty, minor jobs that have piled up. Clear the decks so that you can make room for more important projects coming your way. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23Dec. 21) -- A social contact you’ve established could be of big help concerning something that is occurring in another area of your life. She or he will be just the person you need to help out. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) -- Drop everything and take care of something important that only you can bring to a successful conclusion. It probably involves a domestic affair. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) -- A perfect opportunity to bring out into the open a critical matter that you’ve been reluctant to discuss may present itself. Don’t waste this chance to unload. PISCES (Feb. 20-March 20) -- Think in terms of making a lot of small profits instead of scoring one big kill. Little gains have better chances of occurring, and they can add up into something significant.
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Dear Annie: I am 24 and attorney, a will, any wishes have four small children for their funeral, etc. These under age 10. My mother are important things that was in a car accident last fall ought to be arranged while that left her paralyzed from your parents are capable of the chest down, and she now doing so. However, if they lives with us. With hardly resist discussing end-of-life any help from my older sis- issues, please leave it alone. ter, I struggle every day tryDear Annie: I teach treating to take care of everyone’s ment of sexual dysfunction needs. at Loma Linda University Mom screams at me and School of Medicine. You makes the smallest of things correctly identify low testosseem like the end of the terone as an important cause world. I don’t want of loss of desire. to see her in a nursHowever, I have ing home, but I canfound in many not do this 24/7. I’m cases that the cause losing my mind and is simple boredom my life. My kids with a wife’s pardon’t want to be ticipation. around me, and my Men and women oldest son’s grades both require an are declining. average of 12 minDo I keep going, utes of foreplay to hoping things will reach full arousal. A get better? Or do I Annie’s Mailbox wife who takes turns break the news to providing pleasure my mom that I love her dear- should find her partner more ly but can’t take care of her? eager for sex. Men respond to -- A. action far more than words. Dear A.: You sound like When there is an expectation a wonderful, caring daugh- of prolonged mutual pleasurter, but Mom is probably ing, it creates a lovely aura depressed and angry, and is of arousal long before the taking it out on you. There clothes come off. are limits to what you can Please remind women that reasonably do for her without a man is aroused by the sight sacrificing the well-being of of his wife’s naked body not your children. Please don’t because she’s a supermodel, feel guilty. Your mother but because her body is only needs more help than you shown to him. Mood lightcan give her. She not only ing can help. A semi-closed requires round-the-clock dressing gown or the sight of physical care, but also would her in one of his not-quitebenefit from counseling to long-enough shirts can be a deal with her other issues and powerful visual stimulant to a come to terms with her cur- man who sees offering sex as rent situation. the most powerful statement Please look into home- of love and caring. health care options, including You do great good by a full-time caregiver (perhaps helping women understand your sister would contribute that men will never behave to the cost), as well as nearby or understand them the way a nursing homes. Most do an girlfriend does. We men realexcellent job, and you can ly are different and often are visit Mom every day, not unable to express our needs only to cheer her up, but clearly. -- D.B. M.D. Loma also to check on her care. Linda, Calif. Then please get some counseling for yourself in order to get through this, because we doubt Mom is going to make it easy. Dear Annie: Is it OK to ask my 80-year-old parents whether they will leave any inheritance for my siblings and me? I’m not looking to spend it. But getting an answer will help with our future retirement planning. Of course, as with most families, there are all kinds of additional “wonderful” dynamics at work that complicate asking. What is your stance on this? -- Wondering Dear Wondering: Children should never assume there is an inheritance to receive. Plan your retirement according to what you can manage on your own. You can, however, discuss your parents’ plans for their future care, asking whether they have a health care power of
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