The NegRep Boys Squeaking noises filled the air as Twigand Berries and Ntrails rocked back and

forth, absorbing the beautiful summer day that had transpired in their neighborhood, Neg Reppiton. It was a lower income portion of the city, but the dwellers of this area made best of what they had been handed them. The hard times and somewhat isolated characteristics of this area also gave rise to a very close nit of group of these dwellers, the NegRep Boys. Twigand Berries and Ntrails were two popular members of this out casted gang and are amongst the most active in community relations... not that this is necessarily a good thing for the neighbors. Many tend to avoid this group, keeping out of any trouble this notorious Neg Reppiton clique may stir up. As Twig and Nt continued swaying back and forth in their modified viola chairs, a conversation brewed. "This neighborhood is starting to get busier" Twig said. He took another gulp from his Mad Dog 20 20 and continued "All that new building they are doing nearby, it's going to hurt our business. We're going to have to worry about all these other fucking publords moving on to our turf." "I'm already seeing a few of this fucking pubbies running around on our streets. It's getting bad, what are we going to do?" Nt responded. "I don't know, but we gotta show them we aren't scare and let them know who's boss, and that this red ain't nothin to be fucking with." The NegRep boys shared a common outfit decor, and that was the color red. They believe this red propagates fear in their foes and is representation of the careless, crazy mental deficiency that plagued the members. The rocking came to a stop as one of their fellow brethren jogged up to the porch that Twig and Nt had been perched upon. "It's... we..." Gates gasped, trying to gather air back into his exhausted lungs. The NegRep boys lacked athletic abilities and healthy lifestyles, so to see a member profusely sweating after an attempted jog spurred concern in Twig and Nt. "Go ahead Jack, tell us what's wrong!" Twig said impatiently. "There's a fucking pubbie...." he breathed heavily, still attempting to recover his energy, "a fucking pubbie, think his name is Ubersmudge, taking a FUCKING SHIT ON OUR TURF!". "Wait... someone is marking OUR FUCKING TERRITORY?" replied Nt, anger fueling a red tint that had taken over his face. He looked down the road, and sure enough, a man was crouched down, spewing fecal matter all over their beloved sidewalk. "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" Twig yelled. Apparently the rage had echoed through the old, run down house of the crew's, because a door opened. "What are you guys yelling at?" Arghy asked, scratching the scraggly beard that cover his face. "There is a fucking pubby shitting on our turf!" as Twig pointed out the bare-assed man whom was leaving graffiti art made of excrements on what was once a regular slab of sidewalk. "I'll get this mother fucker!" Arghy heroically yelled as he hopped on his rusty silver huffy bike. He darted off after the intruder, riding down the walk way leading from the house to the road. But before he could even get set on a straight course to intercept the meddling shit sperger, a crash rang out, followed by screaching. Santa Arghy, by far the most notorious of the gang, had just been struck by a car, slinging him like a doll to the side and leaving behind bent ruins of the bike. The car then screeched and drove off from the scene, only leaving behind smoke and lingering sounds of a Rebecca Black tune. Fear set upon the observing gang members. "What was that fucking noise!?" DeadTear yelled, running out of the house frantically. His mood quickly change from a hyper sense of things to awe-struck, for his best buddy lay in the street, lifeless. DeadTear ran as fast as he could over to Arghy, tears beginning to run down his face. "Arghy... ARGHY! You can't leave me, you can't!" he cried, holding onto Arghys body.

Arghy managed to get up enough energy and whispered out "Why? What... what are you saying?" "I love you, Arghy, I love you. I want to be together, me and you, we can get out of this place! You can't go, you just can't!" DeadTear responded, holding Arghy tighter than ever. He then leaned over and gave him a kiss on the forhead. "I'll be fine... man... I'm alright" Arghy moaned, and slowly but surely his body began to come to life with movements here and there. "Who was driving that fucking car!? I want their tongue removed so they will never EVER be able say anything ever again!" DeadTear yelled at the rest of them. A few shared perplexed looks on their faces, not immediately understanding the tongue removal aspect of his shout. "It looked to me as if they were part of that new rival Test gang, they have been shitting all over this neighborhood. They even held a public service announcement for Neg Reppiton, mudslinging us and giving us bad rep. "Who was that fucking asshole who left his shit all over the sidewalk down there?!" DeadTear asked, erupting in anger. The veins in his forehead were beginning to bulged from the hatred buried deep inside, fueled by bad parenting and negligent up-bringing. "I believe..." Nt paused. DeadTear glared at him, awaiting an answer. "I believe it was that WiDOT gang sir." "WIDOT! FUCKING WIDOT! When did those fucking pubbie fucks get moved in near this area! With Widot in the area, and an increasing presence of these fucking Testies, our territory is going to go to shit boys. " DeadTear then gazed upon Arghy and stared deep into his eyes "We have got to be strong Arghy. I won't let this pub lords get between us and ruin what we have." Arghy's eyes glazed over, staring back into DeadTear's eyes. A spark of energy ran through the nerves networking themselves throughout his body, a sensation comparable to that of euphoria. "I'm so glad you feel the same..." before Arghy could finish, the lips of DeadTear's touched his ever so lightly. A breeze blew over, symbolizing the blowing away of walls broken down by one another's affection for each other. "Faggots" a passerby mumbled, observing what seemed to him as something that was only common in the nearby neighborhood, Forchan Park.