{1}{1}25

{50}{110}'Who are you? Jim Moriarty.

{111}{138}'Bye!
{175}{222}'Consulting criminal.
{283}{355}'I have loved this,|this little game of ours.
{380}{449}'People have died.|That's what people DO!'
{558}{585}' will stop you.'
{620}{666}If you don't stop prying...
{710}{739}I'll burn you.
{771}{864}I will burn the heart out of you.
{898}{964}Catch you later.
{1027}{1078}No, you won't!
{1188}{1222}Sorry, boys!
{1222}{1265}I'm SO changeable!
{1291}{1327}It is a weakness with me,
{1327}{1410}but to be fair to myself,|it is my only weakness.
{1411}{1458}You can't be allowed to continue.
{1508}{1543}You just can't.
{1544}{1583}I would try to convince you,
{1584}{1701}but everything I have to say|has already crossed your mind.
{1820}{1893}Probably my answer|has crossed yours.
{2415}{2514}www.NapiProjekt.pl - nowa jako napisw.|Napisy zostay specjalnie dopasowa
ne do Twojej wersji filmu.
{2515}{2583}MUSIC: "Stayin' Alive"|by the Bee Gees
{2781}{2847}Do you mind if I get that?
{2848}{2889}Oh, no, please.
{2890}{2951}You've got the rest of your life.
{3021}{3048}Hello?
{3096}{3141}Yes, of course it is.|What do you want?
{3274}{3302}SAY THAT AGAIN!
{3347}{3441}Say that again, and know that|if you're lying to me,
{3442}{3536}I will find you,|and I will skin you.
{3641}{3672}Wait.
{4011}{4065}Sorry...
{4066}{4119}Wrong day to die.
{4120}{4167}'Oh.
{4168}{4215}Did you get a better offer?
{4298}{4365}You'll be hearing from me, Sherlock.
{4476}{4575}So if you have what you say you|have, I will make you rich.
{4644}{4691}If you don't,
{4692}{4768}I'll make you into shoes.
{4769}{4796}HE CLICKS HIS FINGERS
{5115}{5146}What happened there?
{5194}{5239}Someone changed his mind.
{5285}{5311}The question is...
{5347}{5381}who?
{5420}{5503}Well, now, have you been wicked,|Your Highness? WHIP CRACKS
{5504}{5704}FEMALE VOICE: Yes, Miss Adler.
{6455}{6498}POLICE CAR SIREN
{6669}{6702}What are you typing?
{6703}{6762}Blog. About? Us.
{6763}{6811}You mean me. Why?
{6812}{6873}HE COUGHS|Well, you're typing a lot.
{6902}{6934}Right, then.
{6935}{6975}So, what have we got?
{7035}{7149}My wife seems to be spending a very|long time at the office. Boring.
{7150}{7232}I think my husband might be|having an affair. Yes.
{7257}{7334}She's not my real aunt,|she's been replaced.
{7335}{7361}I know she has.
{7361}{7421}I know human ash. Leave.

{7422}{7512}We are prepared to offer any|sum of money you care to mention

{7513}{7566}for the recovery|of these files. Boring.
{7567}{7652}We have this website, it explains|the true meaning of comic books,
{7653}{7703}cos people miss a lot of the themes.
{7704}{7776}But then all the comic books|started coming true.
{7777}{7843}Oh... interesting.
{7891}{7957}Geek Interpreter, what's that?
{7958}{8016}That's the title.|What does it need a title for?
{8101}{8145}Do people actually read your blog?
{8146}{8217}Where do you think our clients|come from? I have a website.
{8218}{8275}In which you enumerate 240|different types of tobacco ash.
{8275}{8332}Nobody's reading your website.
{8333}{8443}Right then, dyed blonde hair,|no obvious cause of death,
{8444}{8517}except for these speckles,|whatever they are.
{8627}{8682}Oh, for God's sakes!
{8683}{8740}What? The Speckled Blonde?!
{8817}{8888}They wouldn't let us see|Granddad when he was dead.
{8889}{8937}Is that cos he'd gone to heaven?
{8938}{8994}People don't really go to heaven|when they die,
{8995}{9047}they're taken to a|special room and burned.
{9048}{9092}Sherlock...
{9093}{9159}There was a plane|crash in Dusseldorf yesterday.
{9160}{9223}Everyone dead.|Suspected terrorist bomb.
{9224}{9292}We do watch the news.|You said "boring" and turned over.
{9293}{9379}Well, according to the flight details,|this man was checked in on bo
ard.
{9380}{9482}Inside his coat he's got a stub from his|boarding pass, napkins from
the flight,
{9483}{9527}even one of those special biscuits.
{9527}{9586}Here's his passport,|stamped at Berlin Airport.
{9587}{9679}So this man should have died in a|plane crash in Germany yesterday,
{9680}{9733}but instead he's in a car boot|in Southwark.
{9734}{9777}Lucky escape.
{9778}{9812}Any ideas?
{9813}{9856}Eight so far.
{9965}{9992}OK, four ideas.
{10120}{10149}Maybe two ideas.
{10197}{10268}No, no, no,|don't mention the unsolved ones.
{10269}{10333}People want to know you're human.|Why?
{10334}{10386}Because they're interested.|No, they're not.
{10386}{10438}Why are they? Hmm, look at that.
{10439}{10504}1,895. Sorry, what?
{10505}{10560}I reset that counter last night.|This blog has
{10560}{10614}had nearly 2,000 hits in|the last eight hours.
{10615}{10741}This is your living, Sherlock, not|240 different types of tobacco
ash.
{10742}{10785}243.
{10829}{10868}So what's this one?
{10869}{10908}Belly Button Murders?
{10909}{10938}The Navel Treatment?
{10938}{10967}Urgh!
{10992}{11081}There's a lot of press outside, guys.|Well, they won't be interest
ed in us.
{11082}{11157}Yeah, that was before you were|an internet phenomenon.
{11158}{11250}A couple of them specifically wanted|photographs of you two.
{11251}{11277}God's sake!
{11314}{11346}John. Hmm?
{11372}{11433}Cover your face and walk fast.
{11434}{11496}Still, it's good for the public|image,
{11497}{11531}big case like this.

{11532}{11632}I'm a private detective, the last|thing I need is a public image.

{12316}{12355}Hello.
{12356}{12405}I think it's time, don't you?
{12854}{12884}Oh!
{12979}{13009}Ugh!
{13010}{13037}SHE SIGHS
{13067}{13093}Oh!
{13169}{13200}Oh, dear!
{13201}{13235}Thumbs!?
{13296}{13354}The door was...
{13355}{13398}The door was...
{13475}{13554}Boys! You've got another one!
{13593}{13637}Ooh!
{13732}{13866}Tell us from the start,|DON'T be boring.
{13867}{13899}ENGINE SPLUTTERS AND DIES
{14694}{14722}ENGINE BACKFIRES
{14975}{15006}HE SIGHS
{15232}{15274}Hey!
{15275}{15301}Are you OK?
{15363}{15393}Excuse me!
{15394}{15431}Are you all right?
{15696}{15737}Sir, phone call for you.
{15791}{15816}Carter.
{15817}{15875}'Have you heard of Sherlock Holmes?'|Who?
{15876}{15935}Well, you're about|to meet him now.
{15935}{15994}This is your case, it's entirely|up to you, this is just...
{15995}{16083}'..friendly advice, but give Sherlock|five minutes on your crime s
cene,
{16084}{16177}'and listen to everything that he has|to say. And as far as possib
le... '
{16178}{16213}try not to punch him.
{16239}{16268}OK.
{16269}{16357}Sir, this gentleman says he needs|to speak to you... Yes, I know.
{16358}{16391}Sherlock Holmes.
{16392}{16459}John Watson. Are you set up|for wi-fi?
{16492}{16599}'You realise this is|a tiny bit humiliating?'
{16600}{16654}It's OK, I'm fine.
{16655}{16691}Now...
{16692}{16721}show me to the stream.
{16721}{16786}'I didn't really mean for you.'
{16787}{16825}Look, this is a six.
{16858}{16913}There's no point in my|leaving the flat for
{16913}{16968}anything less than a|seven, we agreed.
{16969}{17011}Now go back,
{17012}{17037}show me the grass.
{17037}{17068}When did we agree that?
{17068}{17132}We agreed it yesterday. Stop!
{17133}{17233}'Closer.' I wasn't even at home|yesterday. I was in Dublin.
{17234}{17276}It's hardly my fault|you weren't listening.
{17276}{17317}DOORBELL RINGS
{17318}{17371}Shut up! 'Do you just carry|on talking when I'm away?
{17371}{17424}' I don't know, how|often are you away?
{17425}{17450}'Now...
{17451}{17509}'..show me the car that backfired.|WATSON SIGHS
{17510}{17545}It's there.
{17546}{17597}'That's the one that made the noise,|yes?'
{17626}{17651}Yeah.
{17652}{17728}If you're thinking gunshot...|'..there wasn't one.
{17729}{17760}'He wasn't shot,
{17760}{17870}'he was killed by a single blow|to the back from a blunt instrumen

t,
{17871}{17960}'which then magically disappeared,|along with the killer.'
{17961}{18002}It's got to be an eight, at least.
{18003}{18062}You've got two more minutes,|they want to know more
{18062}{18121}about the driver.|Oh, forget him, he's an idiot.
{18122}{18199}Why else would he think himself a|suspect? I think he's a suspect.
{18200}{18312}'Pass me over.' All right, but there's|a mute button, and I will u
se it.
{18313}{18377}Up a bit!|I'm not talking from down here!
{18378}{18416}OK. Just take it, take it.
{18417}{18511}'Having successfully committed|a crime without a single witness...
'
{18512}{18579}why would he call the police|and consult a detective?
{18580}{18669}Fair play? He's trying to be clever.|It's overconfidence. SHERLOCK
SIGHS
{18670}{18734}Did you see him?|Morbidly obese, the undisguised
{18734}{18798}halitosis of a single|man living on his own.
{18799}{18859}The right sleeve of an|internet porn addict, the
{18859}{18919}breathing pattern of an|untreated heart condition.
{18920}{18980}Low self-esteem, tiny IQ and|a limited life expectancy,
{18980}{19039}and you think he's a|criminal mastermind?!
{19040}{19117}Don't worry, this is just stupid.|What did you say? Heart what?
{19118}{19147}Go to the stream.
{19147}{19191}What's in the stream?
{19192}{19284}Go and see. MRS HUDSON: Sherlock!|You weren't answering your doorb
ell.
{19285}{19340}His room's through the back,|get him some clothes.
{19340}{19395}Who the hell are you?|Sorry, Mr Holmes...
{19396}{19461}'Sherlock, what's going on?|' You're coming with us.
{19461}{19526}'What's happening?' I've lost him.|I don't know what...
{19527}{19632}Dr Watson? Yeah. It's for you.|OK, thanks. No, sir, the helicopter
.
{19938}{20027}Please, Mr Holmes, where you're|going you'll want to be dressed.
{20600}{20660}I know exactly where I'm going.
{21986}{22065}You wearing any pants? No. OK.
{22257}{22310}THEY LAUGH
{22348}{22406}At Buckingham Palace. Right.|HE COUGHS
{22407}{22516}Ha, ha. Aah, aah, I am seriously|fighting an impulse to steal an a
shtray.
{22517}{22554}SHERLOCK SNIGGERS
{22593}{22628}HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
{22670}{22785}What are we doing here, Sherlock,|seriously, what? I don't know.
{22786}{22847}Here to see the Queen?
{22848}{22898}Oh, apparently, yes.
{22929}{22970}THEY LAUGH
{22971}{23061}Just once,|can you two behave like grown-ups?
{23062}{23117}We solve crimes, I blog about|it, and he forgets his pants.
{23117}{23171}I wouldn't hold out|too much hope.
{23172}{23268}I was in the middle of a case, Mycroft.|What, the hiker and the ba
ckfire?
{23269}{23322}I glanced at the police report,|a bit obvious, surely?
{23322}{23375}Transparent.|Time to move on then.
{23376}{23424}HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
{23425}{23453}HE SIGHS
{23454}{23581}We are in Buckingham Palace, the|very heart of the British nation.
{23582}{23672}Sherlock Holmes,|put your trousers on! What for?
{23673}{23712}Your client.
{23713}{23767}And my client is...?
{23768}{23836}Illustrious, in the extreme.
{23837}{23964}And remaining, I have to inform you,|entirely anonymous.

{23965}{24000}Mycroft. Harry.
{24001}{24064}May I just apologise for the|state of my little brother.
{24064}{24127}A full-time occupation,|I imagine.
{24128}{24193}And this must be Dr John|Watson, formerly of the
{24193}{24258}Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers?|Hello, yes.
{24259}{24354}My employer is a tremendous|fan of your blog. Your employer?
{24355}{24463}Particularly enjoyed the one about the|aluminium crutch. Thank you
. Ahem...
{24464}{24520}And Mr Holmes the Younger.
{24521}{24578}You look taller in|your photographs.
{24578}{24634}I take the precaution of a|good coat and a short friend.
{24635}{24690}Mycroft, I don't do|anonymous clients.
{24691}{24750}I'm used to mystery at|one end of my cases,
{24750}{24809}both ends is too much work.|Good morning.
{24852}{24945}This is a matter of national|importance. Grow up!
{24946}{24989}Get off my sheet! Or what?
{24990}{25029}Or I'll just walk away.
{25030}{25097}I'll let you.|Boys, please... Not here.
{25098}{25179}Who is my client?
{25180}{25271}Take a look at where you're|standing, and make a deduction.
{25272}{25384}You are to be engaged by the highest|in the land, now, for God's s
ake!
{25385}{25447}Put your clothes on!
{25448}{25488}SHERLOCK SIGHS
{25530}{25582}I'll be mother.
{25583}{25653}And there is a whole|childhood in a nutshell.
{25742}{25798}My employer has a problem.
{25824}{25885}A matter has come to|light of an extremely
{25885}{25946}delicate and potentially|criminal nature,
{25947}{26055}and in this hour of need, dear|brother, your name has arisen. Why?
{26056}{26135}We have a police force of sorts,|even a marginally secret service.
{26136}{26193}Why come to me?|People come to you for help, don't
{26193}{26250}they, Mr Holmes?|Not to date anyone with a navy.
{26251}{26336}This is a matter of the highest|security, and therefore of trust.
{26337}{26411}You don't trust your own|secret service? Naturally not.
{26412}{26461}They all spy on people for money.
{26462}{26514}I do think we have a timetable.
{26543}{26580}Yes, of course. Erm...
{26630}{26675}What do you know about this woman?
{26779}{26821}Nothing whatsoever.
{26822}{26894}Then you should be paying more|attention.
{26895}{26920}MESSAGE TONE
{26921}{27021}She's been at the centre of two|political scandals in the last yea
r,
{27022}{27112}and recently ended the marriage|of a prominent novelist
{27113}{27214}by having an affair|with both participants separately.
{27215}{27285}You know I don't concern myself|with trivia.
{27286}{27319}Who is she?
{27345}{27397}Irene Adler.
{27398}{27483}Professionally known as "The Woman".
{27484}{27517}Professionally?
{27518}{27631}There are many names for what|she does. She prefers "dominatrix".
{27770}{27823}Dominatrix. Don't be alarmed.
{27824}{27860}It's to do with sex.
{27861}{27896}Sex doesn't alarm me.
{27921}{27987}How would you know?
{27988}{28051}She provides, shall we say,|recreational scolding
{28052}{28102}for those who enjoy|that sort of thing
{28103}{28152}and are prepared to pay for it.
{28153}{28222}These are all from her website.

{28826}{28908}And I assume this Adler woman has|some compromising photographs.

{28909}{28970}You're very quick, Mr Holmes.
{28971}{29067}Hardly a difficult deduction.|Photographs of whom?
{29124}{29174}A person of significance|to my employer.
{29175}{29227}We'd prefer not to say|any more at this time.
{29227}{29279}You can't tell us anything?
{29319}{29366}I can tell you it's a young person.
{29405}{29436}A young female person.
{29548}{29585}How many photographs?
{29586}{29633}A considerable number, apparently.
{29634}{29688}Do Miss Adler and this|young female person
{29688}{29742}appear in these photographs|together? Yes.
{29743}{29797}I assume in a number of|compromising scenarios?
{29797}{29850}An imaginative range,|we are assured.
{29851}{29942}John, you might want to put that cup|back in your saucer now.
{29943}{30026}Can you help us, Mr Holmes? How?|Will you take the case?
{30027}{30052}What case?
{30053}{30097}Pay her, now and in full.
{30098}{30205}As Miss Adler remarks in her|masthead, know when you are beaten.
{30206}{30254}She doesn't want anything.
{30286}{30315}She got in touch.
{30315}{30376}She informed us that the|photographs existed.
{30377}{30445}She indicated that she had no|intention to use them
{30446}{30518}to extort either money or favour.
{30519}{30573}Oh, a power play.
{30574}{30648}A power play with the most powerful|family in Britain.
{30649}{30737}Now that is a dominatrix. Ooh, this|is getting rather fun, isn't i
t.
{30738}{30788}Sherlock... Hmm. Where is she?
{30789}{30847}In London, currently.|She's staying...
{30847}{30905}Text me the details, I'll be in|touch by the end of the day.
{30906}{30956}Do you really think|you'll have news by then?
{30956}{31006}No, I think I'll have|the photographs.
{31007}{31098}One can only hope|you're as good as you seem to think.
{31177}{31226}I'll need some|equipment, of course.
{31226}{31274}Anything you require,|I'll have it sent...
{31275}{31330}Can I have a box of matches?|I'm sorry?
{31330}{31385}Or your cigarette lighter,|either will do.
{31386}{31481}I don't smoke. No, I know you don't,|but your employer does.
{31508}{31581}We have kept a lot of people|successfully in the dark
{31582}{31633}about this little fact, Mr Holmes.
{31634}{31688}I'm not the Commonwealth.
{31689}{31729}And that's as modest as he gets.
{31730}{31759}Pleasure to meet you.
{31759}{31816}Laters!
{31898}{31990}OK, the smoking, how did you know?
{32016}{32076}The evidence was right under|your nose, John,
{32077}{32120}as ever you see, but do not observe.
{32120}{32173}Observe what? The ashtray.
{32174}{32205}WATSON LAUGHS
{32230}{32256}SHERLOCK CHUCKLES
{32256}{32299}SOUND OF FLASHBULBS
{32442}{32491}Kate?
{32492}{32549}We're going to have a visitor.
{32550}{32611}I'll need a bit of time|to get ready.
{32612}{32653}A long time?
{32654}{32731}Hmm... ages.
{33105}{33139}What are you doing?
{33140}{33197}I'm going to into battle, John.
{33198}{33260}I need the right armour.

{33261}{33292}No.
{33293}{33321}Nah.
{33322}{33357}Works for me.
{33358}{33407}Everything works on you.
{33408}{33452}So, what's the plan?
{33453}{33502}We know her address.
{33503}{33558}We just ring her doorbell?|Exactly. Just here, please.
{33558}{33613}You didn't even|change your clothes.
{33614}{33666}Then it's time to add|a splash of colour.
{33837}{33879}Are we here?
{33880}{33935}Two streets away, but this will do.
{33936}{33992}For what? Punch me in the face.
{33993}{34030}Shade?
{34059}{34103}Blood.
{34104}{34189}Punch you? Yes, punch me,|in the face. Didn't you hear me?
{34190}{34273}I always hear "punch me" when you|speak but it's usually sub-text.
{34274}{34323}Oh, for God's sakes!
{34466}{34509}Thank you, that was...
{34594}{34635}OK, I think we're done now, John!
{34636}{34732}You want to remember, Sherlock,|I was a soldier. I killed people.
{34733}{34790}You were a doctor!|I had bad days!
{34840}{34887}What are you going to wear?
{34888}{34952}My battle dress. Oh, lucky boy.
{34953}{34990}BUZZER
{35095}{35159}BELL RINGS
{35160}{35193}Hello?
{35194}{35318}Oh, very sorry to disturb you, um,|I've just been attacked, um,
{35319}{35423}um, and I think they,|they took my wallet
{35424}{35482}and, um, and my phone.
{35483}{35559}Um, please could you help me?
{35560}{35623}I can phone the police, if you want?
{35624}{35682}Thank you. Could you, please?|Would you mind
{35682}{35739}if I just waited here,|just until they come?
{35740}{35785}Thank you, thank you so much.
{35786}{35834}BUZZER
{35866}{35927}Thank you. Oh.
{35928}{35982}I saw it all happen.
{35983}{36027}It's OK, I'm a doctor.|Have you got a first aid kit?
{36027}{36071}In the kitchen. Please.
{36072}{36106}Thank you. Thank you.
{36144}{36195}Hello,|sorry to hear you've been hurt.
{36196}{36277}I don't think Kate caught your name?|I'm so sorry, I'm...
{36409}{36515}It's always hard to remember an alias|when you've had a fright. Is
n't it?
{36543}{36591}Well, there now.
{36592}{36635}We're both defrocked...
{36678}{36713}Mr Sherlock Holmes.
{36714}{36839}Miss Adler, I presume.|Look at those cheekbones.
{36840}{36928}I could cut myself|slapping that face.
{36929}{36976}Would you like me to try?
{37027}{37096}Right, this should do it.
{37179}{37240}I've missed something, haven't I?
{37276}{37374}Please, sit down. Or if you'd like|some tea, I can call the maid.
{37375}{37475}I had some at the Palace.|I know. Clearly.
{37594}{37680}I had a tea too, at the Palace.|If anyone's interested.
{38249}{38329}Do you know the big problem|with a disguise, Mr Holmes?
{38330}{38415}However hard you try,|it's always a self-portrait.
{38416}{38489}You think I'm a vicar|with a bleeding face?
{38490}{38542}No, I think you're damaged,|delusional
{38543}{38622}and believe in a higher power.|In your case, it's yourself.

{38655}{38706}Hmm, and somebody loves you.

{38707}{38811}If I had to punch that face,|I'd avoid your nose and teeth, too.
{38842}{38896}Ha-ha!|Could you put something on, please?
{38897}{39002}Er, anything at all. A napkin?|Why? Are you feeling exposed?
{39003}{39066}I don't think John knows|where to look.
{39067}{39137}No, I think he knows exactly where.
{39178}{39216}I'm not sure about you.
{39217}{39289}If I was to look at naked women,|I'd borrow John's laptop.
{39290}{39344}You do borrow my laptop.|I confiscate it.
{39345}{39393}Never mind, we've got better|things to talk about.
{39393}{39440}Now, tell me, I need to know ...
{39441}{39507}how was it done?
{39508}{39548}What?
{39549}{39651}The hiker with the bashed-in head...|how was he killed?
{39652}{39725}That's not why I'm here.
{39726}{39779}You're here for the photographs,
{39780}{39837}but that's never going to happen|and as we're chatting...
{39837}{39893}That story's not out.|How do you know about it?
{39894}{39988}I know one of the policemen.|Well, I know what he likes. Oh.
{39989}{40075}And you... like policemen?
{40076}{40148}I like detective stories.|And detectives.
{40178}{40226}Brainy is the new sexy.
{40227}{40289}The position of the car|relative to the hiker,
{40290}{40347}that and the fact that the|death blow was to the
{40347}{40403}back of the head, that's|all you need to know.
{40404}{40481}OK, tell me,|how was he murdered? He wasn't.
{40482}{40573}You don't think it was murder?|I know it wasn't. How? The same way
{40574}{40663}I know the victim was a sportsman,|recently returned from foreign
travel
{40664}{40761}and that the photographs I'm looking|for are in this room. OK, but
how?
{40762}{40810}So they are in this room. Thank you.
{40810}{40873}John, man the door, let no-one in.
{41119}{41245}Two men alone in the countryside,|several yards apart and one car.
{41246}{41336}Oh, I, ... I thought you were looking|for the photos now. No, no.
{41337}{41402}Looking takes ages,|I'm just going to find them,
{41403}{41461}but you're clever and we've|got a moment, so let's
{41461}{41518}pass the time.|Two men, a car, nobody else.
{41519}{41605}Driver's trying to fix his engine.
{41606}{41659}Getting nowhere.
{41660}{41738}And the hiker is taking a moment,|looking at the sky.
{41739}{41833}Watching the birds? Any moment now,|something is going to happen.
What?
{41834}{41894}The hiker is going to die.
{41894}{41953}No, that's the result.|What's going to happen?
{41954}{42045}I don't understand.|Oh, well try to.
{42046}{42113}Why? Because you cater|to the whims of the pathetic
{42114}{42188}and take your clothes off|to make an impression.
{42188}{42261}Stop boring me and think.|It's the new sexy.
{42262}{42379}The car's going to backfire. There's|going to be a loud noise. So
what?
{42380}{42466}Noises are important. They can|tell you everything. For instance..
.
{42513}{42618}BEEPING
{42675}{42714}Thank you.
{42715}{42800}On hearing a smoke alarm, a mother|would look towards her child.
{42801}{42871}Amazing how fire|exposes our priorities.
{42974}{43058}I really hope you don't have|a baby in here.
{43059}{43141}All right, John,|you can turn it off now.
{43142}{43190}I said you can turn it off now!

{43191}{43243}Give me a minute!
{43395}{43425}Thank you.
{43426}{43472}Hmm.
{43473}{43549}You should always use gloves|with these things, you know.
{43550}{43614}Heaviest oil deposit is always|on the first key used,
{43615}{43684}that's a 3, but after|that, the sequence is
{43684}{43752}impossible to read.|I see it's a six digit code.
{43753}{43811}It can't be your birthday,|no disrespect, but you
{43811}{43868}were born in the '80s and|8's barely used, so...
{43869}{43967}I'd tell you the code right now,|but you know what? I already have
.
{44001}{44036}Think.
{44060}{44152}Hands behind your head,|on the floor, keep it still!
{44153}{44225}Sorry, Sherlock.|Miss Adler, on the floor!
{44226}{44337}Don't you want me on the floor, too?|No, sir, I want you to open t
he safe.
{44338}{44436}American. Interesting.|Why would you care?
{44437}{44504}Sir, the safe, now, please.|I don't know the code.
{44504}{44570}We've been listening,|she said she told you.
{44571}{44634}If you've been listening,|you'll know she didn't.
{44634}{44696}I assume I missed something.|From your reputation,
{44697}{44760}I assume you didn't, Mr Holmes.
{44761}{44815}She's the one|who knows the code, ask her!
{44816}{44879}Yes, sir, she also knows|the code that calls
{44879}{44941}the police and sets off|the burglar alarm.
{44942}{45021}I've learned not to trust her.|Mr Holmes doesn't... Shut up!
{45022}{45062}One more word out of you,
{45063}{45165}just one and I will decorate that|wall with the insides of your he
ad.
{45166}{45231}That, for me,|will not be a hardship.
{45232}{45361}Mr Archer, at the count of three,|shoot Dr Watson. What?
{45362}{45416}I don't know the code. One.
{45417}{45524}I don't know the code. Two.|She didn't tell me, I don't know it!
{45525}{45632}I'm prepared to believe you,|any second now.
{45633}{45664}Three! No, stop!
{45960}{46027}BEEPING
{46028}{46099}BEEPING
{46161}{46204}SAFE UNLOCKS
{46205}{46286}Thank you, Mr Holmes.|Open it, please.
{46396}{46444}Vatican cameos!
{46885}{46917}Do you mind? Not at all.
{47072}{47172}He's dead. Thank you.|You were very observant. Observant?
{47173}{47249}I'm flattered. Don't be. Flattered?
{47250}{47342}There'll be more of them, they'll be|keeping an eye on the buildin
g.
{47465}{47520}We should call the police. Yes.
{47607}{47658}On their way. For God's sake!
{47659}{47689}Oh, shut up, it's quick.
{47689}{47783}Check the rest of the house,|see how they got in.
{47784}{47912}Well, that's the knighthood|in the bag. Oh, and that's mine.
{47985}{48039}All the photographs are|on here, I presume?
{48039}{48093}I have copies, of course.|No, you don't.
{48094}{48205}You'll have permanently disabled|any kind of uplink or connection.
{48206}{48290}Unless the contents of this phone|are unique, you couldn't sell th
em.
{48291}{48382}Who said I'm selling?|Well, why would they be interested?
{48383}{48455}Whatever's on the phone, it's|clearly not just photographs.
{48455}{48527}That camera-phone is|my life, Mr Holmes.
{48528}{48608}I'd die before I let you take it.|It's my protection.
{48609}{48664}Sherlock! It was.

{49077}{49121}Must have come in this way. Clearly.

{49160}{49207}It's all right, she's just out cold.
{49207}{49257}Oh, God knows she's|used to that.
{49257}{49307}There's a back door.|Better check it, Dr Watson.
{49346}{49406}Sure.
{49443}{49481}You're very calm.
{49515}{49601}Well, your booby trap did just|kill a man. He would have killed me
.
{49602}{49645}It was self defence in advance.
{49739}{49809}What is that?! What?
{49810}{49860}Give it to me.
{49861}{49913}Now. Give it to me.
{49914}{49968}No.
{49969}{50027}Give it to me. Argh! No.
{50028}{50077}Oh, for goodness sake!
{50078}{50119}Drop it.
{50120}{50209}I... said... drop it!
{50210}{50283}Ah, thank you, dear.
{50284}{50381}Now, tell that sweet little posh|thing the pictures are safe with
me.
{50382}{50480}They're not for blackmail,|just for insurance.
{50481}{50557}Besides,|I might want to see her again.
{50558}{50653}Oh, no no no no no.
{50654}{50698}It's been a pleasure.
{50699}{50772}Don't spoil it.
{50773}{50839}This is how I want you|to remember me,
{50840}{50927}the woman who beat you.
{50990}{51042}Goodnight, Mr Sherlock Holmes.
{51043}{51111}Jesus! What are you doing?|He'll sleep for a few hours.
{51112}{51171}Make sure he doesn't choke|on his own vomit, it
{51171}{51229}makes for a very unattractive corpse.|What's this?
{51230}{51295}What have you given him?|Sherlock? He'll be fine.
{51296}{51401}I've used it on loads of my friends.|Sherlock, can you hear me?
{51402}{51462}You know, I was wrong about him.|He did know where to look.
{51462}{51521}For what?|What are you talking about?
{51522}{51612}The key-code to my safe.|What was it?
{51613}{51658}Shall I tell him?
{51759}{51808}My measurements.
{51809}{51853}SIREN WAILS
{52084}{52140}SIRENS WAIL
{52141}{52179}Got it!
{52180}{52322}Oh, ssh ssh no, don't get up,|I'll do the talking.
{52392}{52551}So, the car's about to backfire and|the hiker, he's staring at the
sky.
{52552}{52633}You said he could be watching|birds, but he wasn't, was he?
{52634}{52701}He was watching|another kind of flying thing.
{52702}{52785}The car backfires|and the hiker turns to look...
{52849}{52911}which was his big mistake.
{52912}{52968}By the time the driver looks|up, the hiker is already dead.
{52968}{53023}He doesn't see what killed him
{53024}{53138}because it's already being|washed downstream.
{53139}{53249}An accomplished sportsman recently|returned from foreign travel wi
th...
{53250}{53295}a boomerang.
{53330}{53374}You got that from one look?
{53375}{53433}Definitely the new sexy.
{53484}{53534}I...
{53595}{53644}I...
{53851}{53896}Hush, now.
{53897}{53940}It's OK.

{53983}{54060}I'm only returning your coat.

{54200}{54236}John?
{54269}{54302}John!
{54424}{54479}You OK? How did I get here?
{54480}{54563}I don't suppose you remember much,|you weren't making a lot of sen
se.
{54564}{54673}Oh, I should warn you, I think|Lestrade filmed you on his phone.
{54674}{54752}Where is she? Where's who?|The woman, that woman. What woman?
{54753}{54831}The Woman! The Woman, woman!|Oh, Irene Adler?
{54832}{54912}She got away, no-one saw her.|She wasn't here, Sherlock.
{54950}{55061}What are you?|What? No, no, no. No. Back to bed.
{55062}{55150}You'll be fine in the morning.|Just sleep.
{55151}{55231}Of course I'll be fine,|I am fine. I'm absolutely fine.
{55232}{55310}Yes, you're great. Now,|I'll be next door if you need me.
{55311}{55382}Why would I need you?|No reason at all.
{55458}{55525}EROTIC MOAN TEXT ALERT
{56421}{56518}The photographs are perfectly safe.|In the hands of a fugitive sex
worker?
{56519}{56569}She's not interested in blackmail.
{56570}{56646}She wants... protection,|for some reason.
{56647}{56702}I take it you've stood|down the police
{56702}{56757}investigation into the|shooting at her house?
{56758}{56863}How can we do anything while she has|the photographs? Our hands ar
e tied.
{56864}{56922}She'd applaud your choice of words.
{56923}{57010}You see how this works? The camera-phone|is her get out of jail fr
ee card.
{57011}{57085}You have to leave her alone.|Treat her like royalty, Mycroft.
{57086}{57145}Though not the way she treats|royalty.
{57146}{57186}EROTIC MOAN TEXT ALERT
{57187}{57249}What was that?
{57250}{57296}Text.|But what was that noise?
{57338}{57407}Did you know there were|other people after her too
{57408}{57457}before you sent John and I in there?
{57458}{57524}CIA trained killers, I think.|Thanks for that.
{57525}{57616}It's a disgrace, sending your little|brother into danger like that
.
{57617}{57707}Family is all we have in the end,|Mycroft Holmes!
{57708}{57764}Oh, shut up, Mrs Hudson!|Mycroft!!
{57924}{58010}Apologies. Thank you.|Though do in fact shut up.
{58011}{58067}EROTIC MOAN TEXT ALERT
{58068}{58130}Oh, it's a bit rude,|that noise, isn't it?
{58131}{58231}There's nothing you can do and nothing|she will do, as far as I ca
n see.
{58232}{58314}I can put maximum|surveillance on her.
{58315}{58439}Why bother?|You can follow her on Twitter.
{58440}{58513}I believe her user name is|The Whip Hand.
{58514}{58575}Most amusing. Excuse me. Hello?
{58726}{58835}Why does your phone make that noise?
{58836}{58902}What noise?|That noise, the one it just made.
{58903}{58952}It's a text alert,|means I've got a text.
{58953}{59036}Hmm. Your texts don't usually|make that noise.
{59037}{59122}Well, somebody got hold of the phone|and apparently as a joke,
{59123}{59180}personalised their text alert noise.
{59181}{59249}Hmm, so every time they text you...
{59273}{59328}EROTIC MOAN TEXT ALERT|It would seem so.
{59329}{59457}Could you turn that phone down a|bit? At my time of life it's...
{59458}{59498}Ahem.
{59537}{59616}See I'm wondering who could have|got hold of your phone.
{59617}{59702}It would've been in your coat.|I'll leave you to your deductions.

{59761}{59801}I'm not stupid, you know.

{59802}{59849}Where do you get that idea?
{59850}{59925}Bond Air is go, that's decided.|Check with the Coventry lot.
{59926}{59981}Talk later.
{59982}{60053}What else does she have?
{60054}{60140}Irene Adler. The Americans|wouldn't be interested in her
{60141}{60207}for a couple of|compromising photographs.
{60208}{60299}There's more. Much more.
{60300}{60384}Something big's coming, isn't it?
{60385}{60492}Irene Adler is no longer|any concern of yours.
{60493}{60588}From now on,|you will stay out of this.
{60589}{60671}Oh, will I? Yes, Sherlock.
{60672}{60710}You will.
{60791}{60830}Now if you'll excuse me,
{60831}{60923}I have a long and arduous apology|to make to a very old friend.
{60924}{60962}Do give her my love.
{60963}{61055}HE PLAYS 'GOD SAVE THE QUEEN'
{61776}{61836}Lovely, Sherlock. That was lovely.
{61837}{61894}Hmm, marvellous. Yes, very good.
{61895}{61944}I wish you could have worn|the antlers.
{61944}{62030}Some things are best left to the|imagination, Mrs Hudson. Mrs H?
{62031}{62110}No thank you, Sarah. Er, no, no,|he's not good with names.
{62111}{62141}No, I can get this.
{62141}{62213}Sarah was the doctor, then there was|the one with the spots,
{62214}{62324}then the one with the nose and then,|who was after the boring teac
her?
{62325}{62429}Nobody. Jeanette! Ah, process|of elimination. Oh, dear Lord.
{62430}{62529}Hello, everyone.|It said on the door to come up.
{62530}{62580}Hello, Molly. Hello, Molly!
{62581}{62670}Everybody saying hello to each|other, how wonderful!
{62671}{62731}Let me, er... Holy Mary! Wow!
{62732}{62821}So we're having Christmas drinkies?|No stopping them, apparently.
{62822}{62919}It's the one day of the year where|the boys have to be nice to me,
{62920}{62972}so it's almost worth it.
{62973}{63036}John? Hmm? The counter on|your blog still says 1895.
{63036}{63099}Oh, no, Christmas|is cancelled(!)
{63100}{63207}And you've got a photograph of me|wearing that hat! People like it
.
{63208}{63269}No, they don't. What people?|How's the hip?
{63270}{63326}Oh, it's atrocious,|but thanks for asking.
{63327}{63397}I've seen much worse,|but then I do post-mortems.
{63398}{63504}Oh, God, sorry.|Don't make jokes, Molly.
{63505}{63585}No, sorry. Here you are. Thank you.|I wasn't expecting to see you.
{63586}{63657}I thought you were in Dorset|for Christmas?
{63658}{63742}First thing in the morning, me and|the wife, back together, sorted
.
{63743}{63815}No, she's sleeping with a PE|teacher.
{63816}{63900}And John, I hear you're off|to your sister's? Yeah.
{63901}{63956}Sherlock was complaining. Saying.
{63957}{64028}First time ever, she's cleaned up|her act, off the booze.
{64029}{64064}Nope. Shut up, Sherlock!
{64065}{64167}I see you've got a new boyfriend, Molly.|You're serious about him.
Sorry, what?
{64168}{64241}You're seeing him tonight, giving|him a gift. Take a day off.
{64242}{64290}Shut up. Have a drink.|Surely you see the
{64290}{64338}perfectly wrapped|present in the bag.
{64339}{64406}The others are slapdash.|It's for someone special.
{64407}{64510}The shade of red echoes her lipstick|... an unconscious associatio
n,
{64511}{64568}or one she's deliberately|trying to encourage.

{64568}{64625}Either way, Miss Hooper|has love on her mind.

{64626}{64720}That she's serious about him is clear|from the fact she's giving h
im a gift.
{64721}{64777}It suggests long-term hopes.
{64778}{64862}That she's seeing him tonight is|evident from her make-up and clot
hes.
{64863}{64967}Obviously trying to compensate for|the size of her mouth and breas
ts.
{65165}{65215}You always say such horrible things.
{65216}{65313}Every time. Always.
{65314}{65352}Always.
{65456}{65509}I am sorry. Forgive me.
{65633}{65687}Merry Christmas, Molly Hooper.
{65688}{65760}EROTIC MOAN TEXT ALERT
{65761}{65819}Oh, no!|That wasn't, I didn't...
{65820}{65883}No, it was me. My God, really?
{65884}{65923}What? My phone.
{65924}{65993}Fifty seven? Sorry, what?
{65994}{66067}Fifty seven of those texts,|the ones I've heard.
{66068}{66142}Thrilling that you've been counting.
{66340}{66382}Excuse me.
{66383}{66424}What's up, Sherlock?
{66425}{66475}I said excuse me.|Do you ever reply?
{67034}{67084}PHONE RINGS
{67214}{67312}Oh, dear Lord, we're not going to have|Christmas phone calls now,
are we?
{67313}{67367}Have they passed a new law?
{67368}{67438}I think you're going to find|Irene Adler tonight.
{67439}{67487}We already know where she is.
{67488}{67580}As you were kind enough to point|out, it hardly matters.
{67581}{67637}No, I mean you're going|to find her dead.
{67700}{67746}You OK? Yes.
{68205}{68259}The only one who fitted|the description.
{68260}{68312}Had her brought here,|your home from home.
{68313}{68360}You didn't need to come in, Molly.
{68361}{68443}It's OK, everyone else|is busy with... Christmas.
{68444}{68571}The face is a bit sort of bashed-up,|so it might be a bit difficul
t.
{68684}{68749}That's her, isn't it?|Show me the rest of her.
{68878}{68907}That's her.
{68908}{68958}Thank you, Miss Hooper.
{68959}{69080}Who is she? How did Sherlock|recognise her from... not her face?
{69551}{69670}Just the one. Why?|Merry Christmas.
{69781}{69890}Smoking indoors, isn't there one|of those... one of those law thin
gs?
{69945}{69984}We're in a morgue.
{69985}{70037}There's only|so much damage you can do.
{70084}{70141}How did you know she was dead?
{70142}{70282}She had an item in her possession,|one she said her life depended
on.
{70283}{70403}She chose to give it up.|Where is this item now?
{70491}{70544}Look at them.
{70545}{70633}They all care so much.
{70704}{70793}Do you ever wonder|if there's something wrong with us?
{70794}{70915}All lives end,|all hearts are broken.
{70916}{71055}Caring is not an advantage,|Sherlock.
{71145}{71196}This is low tar.
{71197}{71279}Well, you barely knew her.
{71280}{71344}Huh.
{71395}{71439}Merry Christmas, Mycroft.

{71506}{71567}And a happy new year.

{71821}{71881}He's on his way.|Have you found anything?
{71882}{71944}No. Did he take the cigarette?|Yes. Shit!
{71945}{72025}He's coming, ten minutes.|There's nothing in the bedroom.
{72026}{72116}It looks like he's clean,|we've tried all the usual places.
{72117}{72174}Are you sure tonight's|a danger night?
{72175}{72265}No, but then I never am.|You have to stay with him, John.
{72266}{72307}I've got plans.
{72308}{72341}No.
{72400}{72451}Mycroft?
{72649}{72701}I am really sorry.
{72702}{72762}You know my friends are|so wrong about you. Hmm?
{72763}{72865}You're a great boyfriend.|OK, that's good.
{72866}{72970}I always thought I was great.|Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky man.
{72971}{73011}Oh, Jeanette, please.
{73012}{73099}No, I mean it. It's heart-warming.|You'll do anything for him.
{73100}{73166}And he can't even tell|your girlfriends apart!
{73167}{73243}I'll do anything for you, just tell|me what it is I'm not doing.
{73244}{73309}Don't make me compete|with Sherlock Holmes!
{73310}{73393}I'll walk your dog. There, I've said|it, I'll even walk your dog.
{73394}{73498}I don't have a dog!|No, because that was the last one.
{73499}{73621}OK. Jesus! I'll call you. No! OK.
{73622}{73685}That really wasn't very good,|was it?
{74002}{74043}Oh, hi.
{74113}{74139}You OK?
{74296}{74369}I hope you didn't mess up|my sock index this time!
{74603}{74679}VIOLIN PLAYS
{75029}{75123}Lovely tune, Sherlock,|haven't heard that one before.
{75124}{75212}Ahem. Composing?
{75213}{75244}Helps me to think.
{75420}{75487}What are you thinking about?
{75488}{75588}The count on your blog|is still stuck at 1895.
{75589}{75669}Yes.|Faulty, can't seem to fix it.
{75670}{75738}Faulty, or you've been hacked|and it's a message.
{75739}{75762}Hmm?
{75959}{76005}Just faulty.
{76006}{76075}Right.
{76131}{76157}Right.
{76158}{76264}Well, I'm going out for a bit.
{76479}{76583}Listen, has he ever had any|kind of girlfriend,
{76584}{76686}boyfriend, a relationship, ever?
{76687}{76727}I don't know.
{76728}{76761}How can we not know?
{76762}{76794}He's Sherlock.
{76795}{76883}How will we ever know what goes|on in that funny old head?
{76884}{76955}Right. See you.
{77304}{77356}John? Yeah? Hello?
{77440}{77510}Hello.|So, any plans for new year tonight?
{77511}{77621}Um, er...|nothing fixed.
{77674}{77760}Nothing I couldn't|heartlessly abandon.
{77761}{77843}You have any ideas? One.
{77928}{77979}You know,|Mycroft could just phone me,
{77980}{78067}if he didn't have this|bloody stupid power complex.
{78753}{78817}Couldn't we just go to a cafe?
{78818}{78871}Sherlock doesn't|follow me everywhere.
{78918}{78987}Through there.
{79188}{79222}He's on his way.
{79223}{79295}You were right,|he thinks it's Mycroft.
{79415}{79456}He's writing sad music.
{79502}{79585}Doesn't eat, barely talks,

{79586}{79715}only to correct the television.

{79716}{79815}I'd say he was heart-broken,|but, er, well he's Sherlock.
{79816}{79872}He does all that anyway.
{79968}{80009}Hello, Dr Watson.
{80231}{80262}Tell him you're alive.
{80262}{80306}He'd come after me.
{80307}{80401}I'll come after you if you don't.
{80402}{80447}Hmm, I believe you.
{80448}{80528}You were dead on a slab.
{80529}{80573}It was definitely you.
{80574}{80648}DNA tests are only as good|as the records you keep.
{80649}{80719}And I bet you know the record keeper.|I know what he likes.
{80720}{80767}And I needed to disappear.
{80768}{80865}Then how come I can see you|and I don't even want to?
{80866}{80901}Look, I made a mistake,
{80902}{81012}I sent something to Sherlock for|safekeeping, now I need it back.
{81013}{81075}I need your help. No.|It's for his own safety.
{81076}{81159}So is this.|Tell him you're alive.
{81160}{81263}I can't. Fine, I'll tell him
{81264}{81385}and I still won't help you.|What do I say?
{81386}{81483}What do you normally say?!|You've texted him a lot!
{81484}{81590}Just the usual stuff.|There is no usual in this case.
{81591}{81691}"Good morning.|I like your funny hat.
{81692}{81740}"I'm sad tonight, let's have dinner.
{81740}{81835}"Hmm, you look sexy on Crimewatch,|let's have dinner.
{81836}{81889}"I'm not hungry.
{81890}{81986}"Let's have dinner".
{81987}{82082}You flirted with Sherlock Holmes?|At him. He never replies.
{82083}{82141}No, Sherlock always replies|to everything.
{82142}{82194}He's Mr Punchline.
{82195}{82262}He will outlive God trying|to have the last word.
{82263}{82315}Does that make me special?
{82316}{82414}I don't know, maybe.|Are you jealous?
{82415}{82507}We're not a couple.|Yes, you are.
{82508}{82596}There, "I'm not dead."
{82597}{82677}"Let's have dinner".
{82678}{82781}Who the hell knows about|Sherlock Holmes? But for the record,
{82782}{82875}if anyone out there still cares,|I'm not actually gay.
{82876}{82996}Well, I am. Look at us both.
{83068}{83106}EROTIC MOAN TEXT ALERT
{83356}{83453}I don't think so, do you?
{85036}{85089}Stop it! Stop it!
{85132}{85195}Sherlock!
{85650}{85744}Oh, Sherlock, Sherlock...|Don't snivel, Mrs Hudson,
{85745}{85824}it'll do nothing to impede|the flight of a bullet.
{85862}{85911}What a tender world that would be.
{85912}{85950}Oh, please, Sherlock...
{85951}{86034}I believe that you have|something that we want, Mr Holmes.
{86035}{86087}Then why don't you ask for it?
{86186}{86293}Oh, I've been asking this one,|she doesn't seem to know anything.
{86294}{86391}But you know what I'm asking for,|don't you, Mr Holmes?
{86588}{86650}I believe I do.
{86707}{86749}Please, help.
{86774}{86814}First get rid of your boys.
{86815}{86862}Why? I dislike being outnumbered,
{86863}{86921}it makes for too much|stupid in the room.
{86953}{87036}You two, go to the car.|Then get into the car and drive away.
{87037}{87122}Don't try to trick me,|you know who I am, it doesn't work.
{87251}{87323}Next, you can stop pointing|that gun at me.
{87324}{87369}So you can point a gun at me?

{87370}{87397}I'm unarmed.
{87398}{87457}Mind if I check? Oh, I insist.
{87711}{87763}Argh!
{87764}{87830}Moron.
{87880}{87950}Oh, thank you. You're all right now,|you're all right.
{88669}{88718}Jeez, what the|hell is happening?
{88718}{88766}Mrs Hudson has been|attacked by an American,
{88767}{88820}I'm restoring balance|to the universe.
{88821}{88884}Mrs Hudson, my God,|are you all right?
{88885}{88936}Jesus, what have they done to you?
{88937}{88980}Oh, I'm just being so silly.
{88981}{89046}Take her downstairs|and look after her.
{89047}{89155}It's all right,|I'll have a look at that.
{89156}{89189}I'm fine, I'm fine.
{89218}{89295}Are you going to tell me|what's going on? I expect so, now go.
{89377}{89414}Lestrade?
{89415}{89485}We've had a break-in|at Baker Street.
{89486}{89571}Send your least irritating officers|and an ambulance.
{89572}{89624}Oh, no, no, no, we're fine.
{89625}{89733}No, it's the burglar, he's|got himself rather badly injured.
{89765}{89875}Oh, a few broken ribs, fractured|skull, suspected punctured lung..
.
{89924}{89963}He fell out of a window.
{89991}{90044}Oh, it stings.
{90197}{90258}Oh, that was right on my bins.
{90259}{90304}GROANING OUTSIDE
{90357}{90451}And exactly how many times|did he fall out the window?
{90452}{90536}It's all a bit of a blur,|Detective Inspector.
{90537}{90580}I lost count.
{90720}{90791}She'll have to sleep|upstairs in our flat tonight,
{90792}{90827}we need to look after her.
{90827}{90891}No... She's fine.|No, she's not, look at her.
{90892}{90957}She's got to take some time|away from Baker Street.
{90958}{91025}She can stay with her sister,|doctor's orders.
{91026}{91086}Don't be absurd.|She's in shock, for God's sake,
{91087}{91164}and all over some stupid|camera-phone... where is it anyway?
{91165}{91222}Safest place I know.
{91223}{91325}You left it in the pocket of your|second best dressing gown, you c
lot!
{91326}{91447}I managed to sneak it out when|they thought I was having a cry.
{91448}{91490}Thank you.
{91491}{91535}Shame on you, John Watson.
{91536}{91614}Shame on me?|Mrs Hudson leave Baker Street?
{91615}{91661}England would fall.
{91969}{92027}Where is it now?
{92028}{92086}Where no-one will look.
{92087}{92188}Whatever's on that phone|is more than just pictures.
{92189}{92230}Yes, it is.
{92301}{92346}So, she's alive then.
{92391}{92438}How are we feeling about that?
{92470}{92539}BIG BEN CHIMES
{92540}{92574}Happy New Year, John.
{92575}{92649}Do you think you'll be|seeing her again?
{92751}{92841}HE PLAYS 'AULD LANG SYNE'
{93048}{93093}TEXT ALERT
{93657}{93724}Is that a phone?|It's a camera-phone.
{93725}{93795}And you're x-raying it?|Yes, I am.
{93796}{93839}Whose phone is it? A woman's.
{93840}{93875}Your girlfriend?
{93876}{93961}She's my girlfriend because|I'm x-raying her possessions?

{93962}{94015}Well, we all do silly things! Yes...

{94064}{94129}they do, don't they?
{94130}{94183}Very silly.
{94287}{94337}She sent this to my address.
{94338}{94423}She loves to play games. She does?
{95599}{95645}Hey, Sherlock...
{95646}{95687}We have a client.
{95688}{95734}What, in your bedroom?
{95778}{95831}Oh.
{95924}{95972}So, who's after you?
{95973}{96024}People who want to kill me.|Who's that?
{96025}{96072}Killers.
{96073}{96133}It would help if you were|a tiny bit more specific.
{96133}{96177}So you faked your own death|to get ahead of them?
{96177}{96221}It worked for a while.
{96222}{96275}Except you let John know|you're alive, therefore me.
{96275}{96327}I knew you'd keep my secret.
{96328}{96362}You couldn't.
{96363}{96404}But you did, didn't you?
{96433}{96477}Where's my camera-phone?
{96478}{96512}It's not here.
{96513}{96548}We're not stupid.
{96549}{96595}What have you done with it?
{96595}{96641}If they've guessed,|they'll be watching you.
{96642}{96699}Then they'll know I took|a safety deposit box
{96700}{96751}at a bank on the Strand|a few months ago.
{96752}{96803}I need it.
{96804}{96863}Well, we can't just go|and get it, can we?
{96894}{96997}Molly Hooper, she could collect it,|take it to Barts.
{96998}{97102}Then one of your homeless network could|bring it here, leave it in
the cafe,
{97103}{97166}one of the boys downstairs|could bring it up the back.
{97167}{97255}Very good, John, excellent plan,|full of intelligent precautions.
{97256}{97328}Thank you.|So, why don't I phone...
{97355}{97443}So, what do you keep on here?
{97444}{97488}In general, I mean?
{97489}{97566}Pictures, information,|anything I might find useful.
{97567}{97624}For blackmail? For protection.
{97649}{97700}I make my way in the world,|I misbehave.
{97701}{97810}I like to know people will be on my|side exactly when I need them
to be.
{97811}{97909}So how do you acquire this information?|I told you ... I misbehave
.
{97910}{97971}But you've acquired something|more danger than protection.
{97971}{98031}Do you know what it is? Yes...
{98032}{98072}but I don't understand it.
{98073}{98116}I assumed. Show me.
{98170}{98204}The passcode.
{98530}{98568}It's not working.
{98569}{98629}No, because it's|a duplicate I had made
{98630}{98690}into which you just|entered the numbers 1058.
{98691}{98820}I assumed you'd choose something more|specific than that, but than
ks, anyway.
{99053}{99129}I told you that|camera-phone was my life.
{99130}{99171}I know when it's in my hand.
{99172}{99230}Oh, you're rather good.
{99231}{99281}You're not so bad.
{99368}{99412}Hamish.
{99443}{99569}John Hamish Watson, just|if you were looking for baby names.
{99608}{99716}There was a man, an MOD official|and I knew what he liked.

{99748}{99809}One of the things|he liked was showing off.

{99810}{99872}He told me this email was going|to save the world.
{99873}{99969}He didn't know but I photographed it|... he was a bit tied up at t
he time.
{99970}{100047}It's a bit small on that screen,|can you read it?
{100048}{100104}Yes. Code, obviously.
{100105}{100183}I had one of the country's|best cryptographers take a look,
{100184}{100253}though he was mostly upside down,|as I recall.
{100254}{100308}Couldn't figure it out.
{100356}{100393}What can you do, Mr Holmes?
{100393}{100473}Go on, impress a girl.
{100875}{100915}There's a margin for error,
{100916}{100967}but I'm pretty sure|there's a 747 leaving
{100967}{101018}Heathrow tomorrow at|6.30 for Baltimore.
{101019}{101088}Apparently it's going to|save the world, I'm not sure how,
{101089}{101174}but give me a moment, I've only|been on the case eight seconds.
{101202}{101285}Oh, come on, it's not code,|these are seats on a jet.
{101286}{101343}Look, no 'I' because|it can be mistaken for one.
{101344}{101412}No letters past 'K' ...|the width of the plane is the limit.
{101413}{101469}The numbers always appear|not in sequence,
{101470}{101522}but the letters have|little runs of sequence
{101522}{101574}families and couples|sitting together.
{101575}{101629}Only a Jumbo's wide enough|for a letter 'K' or
{101629}{101683}rows past 55, so there's|always an upstairs.
{101684}{101740}A row 13 eliminates|superstitious airlines.
{101741}{101821}The style of the flight number,|'007', eliminates a few more.
{101822}{101917}Assuming a British point of origin|because of the original sourc
e,
{101918}{101998}and assuming the crisis is imminent,|the only flight that matche
s
{101999}{102062}all the criteria and|departs within the week is
{102062}{102126}the 6.30 to Baltimore|tomorrow from Heathrow.
{102167}{102252}Please don't feel obliged to tell me|that was amazing,
{102253}{102342}John's expressed that in every|possible variant available in Eng
lish.
{102343}{102404}I would have you right here,|on this desk,
{102405}{102460}until you begged for mercy twice.
{102550}{102629}John, can you check those|flight schedules, see if I'm right?
{102676}{102726}I'm on it, yeah.
{102727}{102781}I've never begged for mercy|in my life.
{102782}{102822}Twice.
{102823}{102902}Yeah, you're right,|flight double 'o' seven.
{102903}{102962}What did you say? You're right.
{102963}{103013}No, what did you say after that?
{103014}{103081}Double 'o' seven,|flight double 'o' seven.
{103082}{103131}Double 'o' seven,|double 'o' seven...
{103131}{103176}Something, double 'o' seven...
{103177}{103216}What?
{103649}{103725}Double 'o' seven,|double 'o' seven, what?
{103726}{103767}What, something, what?!
{103830}{103887}Bond Air is go.
{103888}{103923}Bond Air is go.
{103955}{104045}Bond Air is go.
{104198}{104261}BLOWS RASPBERRY
{105537}{105629}'Bond Air is go, that's decided.
{105630}{105683}'Check with the Coventry lot.'
{105796}{105854}Coventry. I've never been.
{105886}{105942}Is it nice?
{105943}{105986}Where's John?
{105987}{106044}He went out, a couple of hours ago.

{106045}{106095}I was just talking to him.

{106096}{106137}He said you do that.
{106138}{106206}What's Coventry got to do|with anything?
{106252}{106321}It's a story, probably not true ...
{106322}{106380}in the Second World|War, the Allies knew
{106380}{106438}Coventry was going to|get bombed, because
{106439}{106528}they'd broken the German code, but|didn't want the Germans to kn
ow that,
{106529}{106620}so they let it happen anyway.|Have you ever had anyone?
{106665}{106704}I'm sorry?
{106705}{106775}And when I say had,|I'm being indelicate.
{106776}{106838}I don't understand.|I'll be delicate then.
{106957}{106995}Let's have dinner. Why?
{106996}{107058}You might be hungry.|I'm not. Good.
{107059}{107229}Why would I... want to have dinner...
{107230}{107279}if I wasn't hungry?
{107280}{107380}Mr Holmes,|if it was the end of the world,
{107381}{107439}if this was the very last night...
{107496}{107560}would you have dinner with me?
{107561}{107594}Sherlock?
{107595}{107646}Too late.
{107647}{107761}That's not the end of the world,|that's Mrs Hudson.
{107762}{107859}Sherlock, this man was at the door,|is the bell still not workin
g?
{107860}{107893}He shot it.
{107894}{107947}Have you come to take me away again?
{107948}{107993}Yes, Mr Holmes. Well, I decline.
{107994}{108054}I don't think you do.
{108760}{108821}There's going to be a bomb|on a passenger jet.
{108822}{108882}The British and Americans|know about it,
{108883}{108951}but rather than expose|their source they're going
{108951}{109018}to let it happen ...|the plane will blow up.
{109019}{109083}Coventry all over again.
{109084}{109161}The wheel turns,|nothing is ever new.
{110005}{110110}Well, you're looking all better.
{110111}{110181}How you feeling?
{110182}{110241}Like putting a bullet in your brain,|sir.
{110242}{110278}Hmm.
{110321}{110392}They'd pin a medal on me if I did...
{110393}{110427}sir.
{111396}{111456}The Coventry conundrum.
{111457}{111514}What do you think of my solution?
{111568}{111620}The flight of the dead.
{111669}{111756}Plane blows up midair, mission|accomplished for the terrorists,
{111757}{111821}hundreds of casualties,|but nobody dies.
{111822}{111876}Neat, don't you think?
{111877}{111971}You've been stumbling around|the fringes of this one for ages.
{111972}{112065}Or were you too bored|to notice the pattern?
{112066}{112135}They wouldn't let us see Granddad|when he was dead.
{112136}{112233}She's not my real aunt ...|I know human ash.
{112234}{112322}We ran a similar project with|the Germans a while back,
{112323}{112414}though I believe one of our|passengers didn't make the flight.
{112462}{112526}But that's the deceased for you...
{112527}{112610}late, in every sense of the word.
{112611}{112651}How is the plane going to fly?
{112652}{112727}Oh, of course, unmanned aircraft,|hardly new.
{112728}{112770}It doesn't fly.
{112771}{112810}It will never fly.
{112811}{112864}This entire project is cancelled.
{112865}{112969}The terrorist cells have been|informed we know about the bomb.

{112970}{113013}We can't fool them now.

{113050}{113100}We've lost everything.
{113101}{113168}One fragment of one email,
{113169}{113279}and months and years of planning ...|finished.
{113309}{113390}Your MOD man.|That's all it takes.
{113391}{113471}One lonely, naive man,|desperate to show off,
{113472}{113564}and a woman clever enough|to make him feel special.
{113604}{113672}You should screen your|defence people more carefully.
{113673}{113777}I'm not talking about the MOD man,|Sherlock, I'm talking about y
ou!
{113843}{113887}The damsel in distress.
{113935}{114026}In the end,|are you really so obvious?
{114027}{114074}Because this was textbook.
{114114}{114219}The promise of love, the pain|of loss, the joy of redemption.
{114261}{114342}Then give him a puzzle|and watch him dance.
{114378}{114413}Don't be absurd!
{114414}{114449}Absurd?
{114450}{114541}How quickly did you decipher|that email for her?
{114542}{114584}Was it the full minute?
{114585}{114654}Or were you really eager to impress?
{114655}{114718}I think it was less than|five seconds.
{114746}{114791}I drove you into her path.
{114854}{114929}I'm sorry, I didn't know.
{114930}{114986}Mr Holmes, I think we need to talk.
{114987}{115090}So do I, there are a number of|aspects I'm still not clear on.
{115091}{115135}Not you, Junior, you're done now.
{115170}{115221}There's more, loads more.
{115222}{115287}On this phone I've got secrets,|pictures
{115288}{115359}and scandals that could|topple your whole world.
{115360}{115471}You have no idea how much havoc I can|cause and exactly one way
to stop me.
{115472}{115523}Unless you want to tell|your masters
{115524}{115606}that your biggest security leak|is your own little brother.
{115804}{115871}We have people|who can get into this.
{115872}{115942}I tested that theory for you.
{115943}{116011}I let Sherlock Holmes|try it for six months.
{116012}{116100}Sherlock, dear, tell him what you|found when you x-rayed my phon
e.
{116101}{116171}Four additional units|wired inside the casing,
{116172}{116244}I suspect containing acid|or a small explosive.
{116245}{116309}Any attempt to open it|will burn the hard drive.
{116310}{116337}Explosive.
{116338}{116387}It's more me.
{116388}{116451}Some data is always recoverable.
{116452}{116484}Take that risk.
{116484}{116532}You have a passcode to open this.
{116533}{116628}I deeply regret to say, we have|people who can extract it from y
ou.
{116629}{116681}Sherlock? There will be|two passcodes ...
{116682}{116761}one to open the phone,|one to burn the drive.
{116762}{116833}Even under duress, you can't know|which one she's given
{116834}{116912}and there would be no second|attempt. He's good, isn't he?
{116913}{116954}I should have him on a leash.
{116955}{117009}In fact, I might.
{117010}{117100}We destroy this, then.|No-one has the information.
{117101}{117138}Fine, good idea.
{117139}{117207}Unless there are lives|of British citizens
{117208}{117262}depending on the information|you burn.
{117263}{117360}Are there?|Telling you would be playing fair.
{117361}{117416}I'm not playing any more.

{117491}{117541}A list of my requests,

{117542}{117639}and some ideas about my protection|once they're granted.
{117682}{117742}I'd say it wouldn't blow|much of a hole in the
{117742}{117802}wealth of a nation, but|then I'd be lying.
{117886}{117976}I imagine you'd like to sleep on it.|Thank you, yes.
{117977}{118012}Too bad.
{118043}{118097}Off you pop and talk to people.
{118196}{118258}You've been very... thorough.
{118292}{118356}I wish our lot were|half as good as you.
{118357}{118454}I can't take all the credit,|I had a bit of help.
{118485}{118544}Jim Moriarty sends his love.
{118545}{118588}Yes, he's been in touch.
{118589}{118679}Seems desperate for my attention,
{118680}{118736}which I'm sure can be arranged.
{118737}{118820}I had all this stuff and|never knew what to do with it.
{118821}{118898}Thank God for|the consultant criminal.
{118899}{118995}Gave me a lot of advice about how|to play the Holmes boys.
{118996}{119045}Do you know what he calls you?
{119046}{119101}The Ice Man...
{119102}{119138}and the Virgin.
{119167}{119252}Didn't even ask for anything,|he just likes to cause trouble ...
{119253}{119287}that's my kind of man.
{119288}{119333}And here you are,
{119334}{119463}the dominatrix who brought|a nation to its knees.
{119464}{119516}Nicely played.
{119517}{119556}No.
{119586}{119618}Sorry?
{119678}{119712}I said no.
{119713}{119775}Very, very close, but no.
{119776}{119821}You got carried away.
{119822}{119913}The game was too elaborate,|you were enjoying yourself too much.
{119914}{119959}There's no such thing as too much.
{119960}{120019}Oh, enjoying the thrill|of the chase is fine.
{120020}{120101}Craving the distraction of the game,|I sympathise, but sentiment
?
{120102}{120194}Sentiment is a chemical defect|found in the losing side.
{120195}{120263}Sentiment?|What are you talking about?
{120264}{120301}You.
{120337}{120394}Oh, dear God.
{120395}{120430}Look at the poor man.
{120459}{120531}You don't actually think|I was interested in you?
{120532}{120574}Why?
{120575}{120633}Because you're the great|Sherlock Holmes,
{120634}{120688}the clever detective|in the funny hat?
{120689}{120750}No.
{120884}{120942}Because I took your pulse.
{121193}{121230}Elevated.
{121231}{121279}Your pupils dilated.
{121378}{121450}I imagine John Watson thinks|love's a mystery to me,
{121451}{121572}but the chemistry is incredibly|simple and very destructive.
{121573}{121631}When we first met, you|told me that disguise
{121631}{121688}is always a self-portrait|- how true of you.
{121689}{121749}The combination to your safe,|your measurements ...
{121749}{121799}but this,|this is far more intimate,
{121799}{121896}this is your heart and you should|never let it rule your head.
{121897}{121982}You could have chosen any number|and walked out with everything.
{121983}{122051}But you just couldn't resist it,|could you?
{122052}{122175}I've always assumed that love|is a dangerous disadvantage.
{122176}{122225}Thank you for the final proof.
{122269}{122346}Everything I said, it's not real.

{122388}{122436}I was just playing the game.

{122437}{122501}I know.
{122502}{122551}And this is just losing.
{122772}{122825}There you are, Brother,
{122826}{122909}hope the contents make up for any|inconvenience caused tonight.
{122910}{122987}I'm certain they will.|If you're feeling kind, lock her up,
{122988}{123045}let her go and I doubt|she'll survive long.
{123046}{123115}Are you expecting me to beg?|Yes.
{123226}{123266}Please.
{123320}{123363}You're right.
{123388}{123444}I won't even last six months.
{123477}{123531}Sorry about dinner.
{124153}{124190}You don't smoke.
{124191}{124259}I also don't frequent cafes.
{124461}{124542}This the file on Irene Adler?
{124543}{124590}Closed forever.
{124591}{124655}I am about to go|and inform my brother ...
{124656}{124703}or, if you prefer, you are ...
{124704}{124834}that she somehow got herself into a|witness protection scheme in
America.
{124835}{124905}New name, new identity.
{124906}{125002}She will survive and thrive...
{125003}{125050}but he will never see her again.
{125051}{125084}Why would he care?
{125085}{125144}He despised her at the end.
{125145}{125220}Won't even mention her by name,|just 'The Woman'.
{125221}{125285}Is that loathing or a salute?
{125321}{125400}One of a kind,|the one woman who matters.
{125401}{125459}He's not like that.
{125460}{125553}He doesn't feel things that way,|I don't think.
{125554}{125644}My brother has the brain|of a scientist or a philosopher,
{125645}{125696}yet he elects to be a detective.
{125730}{125781}What might we deduce|about his heart?
{125782}{125815}I don't know.
{125816}{125871}Neither do I.
{125872}{125948}But, initially,|he wanted to be a pirate.
{126006}{126038}He'll be OK with this ...
{126038}{126079}witness protection, never|seeing her again ...
{126079}{126119}he'll be fine.
{126120}{126176}I agree.
{126177}{126236}That's why I decided|to tell him that.
{126292}{126333}Instead of what?
{126364}{126399}She's dead.
{126432}{126513}She was captured by a terrorist|cell in Karachi two months ago
{126514}{126576}and beheaded.
{126688}{126725}It was definitely her?
{126726}{126764}She's done this before.
{126765}{126817}I was thorough this time.
{126848}{126921}It would take|Sherlock Holmes to fool me,
{126922}{127003}and I don't think|he was on hand, do you?
{127043}{127075}So...
{127252}{127303}What shall we tell Sherlock?
{127483}{127525}Clearly you've got news.
{127526}{127612}If it's about the Leeds triple|murder, it was the gardener.
{127613}{127675}Did nobody notice the earring? Hi.
{127676}{127799}Er no, it's, um... it's about|Irene Adler.
{127842}{127886}Well?
{127887}{127944}Something happened?|Has she come back?
{127945}{128032}No, she's... I bumped into Mycroft|downstairs, he had to take a
call.

{128033}{128076}Is she back in London?

{128077}{128132}No...
{128133}{128171}She's, er...
{128260}{128334}She's in America.|America?
{128335}{128419}Got herself on a witness protection|scheme, apparently.
{128420}{128541}Don't know how she swung it,|but... well, you know.
{128542}{128600}I know what? You won't be able|to see her again.
{128601}{128695}Why would I want to see her again?|Didn't say you did.
{128696}{128774}Is that her file? Yes, I was going|to take it back to Mycroft.
{128775}{128814}Do you want to... No.
{129031}{129072}Listen, actually...
{129073}{129127}But I will have|the camera-phone though.
{129157}{129247}There's nothing on it, it's been|stripped... I know, but I...
{129248}{129285}I'll still have it.
{129286}{129365}I've got to give this back to|Mycroft, you can't keep it.
{129401}{129501}Sherlock, I have to give this to|Mycroft, it's the government's
now...
{129502}{129550}Please.
{129868}{129910}Thank you.
{129956}{130014}Well, I'd better take this back.|Yes.
{130233}{130340}Did she ever text you again,|after all that?
{130341}{130403}Once, a few months ago.
{130404}{130460}What did she say?
{130461}{130505}"Goodbye, Mr Holmes."
{132210}{132256}EROTIC MOAN TEXT ALERT
{132310}{132353}When I say run...
{132354}{132417}run!
{132826}{132876}The Woman.
{133066}{133122}THE Woman.
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