The funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor

comes and says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

According to newton's 4th law for examsEvery book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it! Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams? Bcoz It Means. . . . E-End Of T-Thinking C-Capacity But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings...... ;-)
Side A He He "Syllabus Lana Zara":-P What . . . . . . S. T. U. D. Y. Yaani mast life SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz. Unlimited Sleeping Talking sms Dreaming is the true meaning of 'Study'?? effect Guy Wanted of Went To Asked excess To See A The study :p Restaurant, Menu Waiter,

But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall. Air & students hv d same mentality How? ? ? ? ? Both r turning d book's pages without reading. Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay, To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams" Bcoz, it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" & TackLe "Emergencies"! Think Different It produce of use to write one exam. join cause SAY NO TO EXAMS. EXams song by Munna bhai: Chanda Student Dekho Ghadi Ek shuru ho gayi MAAMU. ke pariksha Mama sarey pakdo kaante khatam,to so Gaye, jage. yaron, bhaage. duji us of in promoting saving the noble trees. paper takes 15 the that trees to amount we

Yahoooooo!!!! Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi (;) Pen Pencil Scale Eraser Uniform ID Card Sub tayyar hay, Ab bus. Parhna baqi hay :p Agr question papr tuff lge ya smajh me na aye to ek gehri sans lo aur zor se chillao kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!? World's Best Feeling It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful Question Paper In Examinations Hall And We Smile At Each Other And Say: Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar :-) :-D Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye Haqiqat exam ki rusvai hoti h Kbhi section A to kbhi B me bewafai hoti h 5 question ki traf kdam badhakar dekho to 2 me hi aukat dikhai deti he

Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste, Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd, Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked Exam anthem Hm honge all pass hm honge all pass hm honge all pass ek din.... ho ho likhte hai bakhwas phir bhi hai vishwas result hoga jhakas ek din Samunder bhar syllabus hain, Nadi bhar padh pate hain, Balti bhar yaad reheta hain, Mug bhar likh pate hain, Chullu bhar number aate hain, Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my friend.

Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium Santa: Ba Professor: For sodium Santa: Na Professor: What will we get if 1 atom of Ba & 2 atoms of Na combined Santa: Banana