The Fairly OddParents

“Dream Goat” (AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT) #110

Written By: Steve Marmel First Draft: 5/31/00 Second Draft: 6/6/00 Final Draft: 6/12/00 Recording Draft: 7/24/00

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FADE IN: INT. - A HALLWAY INSIDE CITY HALL - DAY TIMMY mills about with a group of KIDS, all wearing CHOMPY THE GOAT SHIRTS and HATS. Many of them are drinking SODAS. Everyone is excited. 1 KIDS Chompy! Chompy! Chompy! ON TIMMY COSMO and WANDA float near Timmy as BALLOONS. 2 TIMMY Chompy! Chompy! Chompy! 3 WANDA Hey Timmy? 4 COSMO What’s a Chompy? Does it hurt? 5 TIMMY Chompy’s a goat! He’s Dimmsdale’s town hero and mascot! VICKY muscles her way through the crowd. 6 VICKY Move it ya’ Creetons! Gasp! 7 COSMO AND WANDA

8 VICKY One side, Parasites! 9 VICKY Ecch! I can’t believe your parents made me take you on this stupid tour of City Hall. Boooring! 10 TIMMY Hey, they’re paying you, aren’t they? Besides, it’s Chompy! I can’t learn enough about Chompy! 11 VICKY

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Really? Well, here’s a physics lesson, Poindexter. Vicky gives him a wedgie. EEP! 12 TIMMY

13 VICKY “undies” plus “gravity” equals wedgie! The MAYOR of Dimmsdale, wearing a SASH that reads “Mayor,” walks up to the kids. 14 KIDS AND TIMMY Chompy! Chompy! Chompy! 15 MAYOR Heh heh! Oh, you kids and your goat. I’m the Mayor! Doesn’t anyone want to hear about my accomplishments? ON KIDS Nothing. CRICKETS chirp. A TUMBLEWEED blows through. 16 MAYOR I hate not being the goat. (embittered beat) Let’s continue the tour, with a walk through the Hall of Goaty Greatness. The group walks past a series of GIGANTIC, DRAMATIC PAINTINGS, depicting CHOMPY, carrying out amazing feats of heroism. The first painting: CHOMPY PULLING A COAL MINER’S CART, FULL OF CHILDREN, OUT OF A COLLAPSING BUILDING. 17 MAYOR It was Chompy who pulled a cart of children from a collapsing day care center. And then changed their diapers! And all without opposable thumbs! 18 KIDS AND TIMMY Yay, Chompy! Next painting: CHOMPY sits in a LAB, wearing a LAB COAT and holding TEST TUBES. 19 MAYOR

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Chompy! Whose tireless research found the cure for Polio! 20 TIMMY Um... Wasn’t that Jonas Salk? 21 MAYOR Only if you believe those liars at the patent office!

22 KIDS AND TIMMY Boo, liars at the patent office! The tour group arrives a TV SCREEN: The mayor hits a BUTTON and AN IMAGE flickers to life. ON THE MONITOR: A COW kicks over a LANTERN, igniting a PILE OF HAY . 23 MAYOR And, Chompy! Whose quick thinking saved our town from a raging fire! CHOMPY runs in and knocks the cow onto the fire, extinguishing it. Moooo… 24 COW

25 CHOMPY (goatty laughs) 26 KIDS AND TIMMY Yay, Chompy! 27 MAYOR But, you know... all that hero-ing was dangerous! We have flunkies for that now! Which is why we keep him safe and sound at City Hall! The tour continues and they stop in front a CURTAINED AREA. 28 MAYOR And now... behold... the living glory that is Chompy, the Goat! The mayor pulls a DRAWSTRING. The curtains part, revealing CHOMPY THE GOAT - in the flesh - in a gigantic PEN. A SPOTLIGHT hits him from above. He looks up sadly.

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29 KIDS OOOooooooOOOOOOOOO! Whoah! 30 TIMMY

ON TIMMY, COSMO AND WANDA That’s him? 31 WANDA

ON ALL KIDS so we know they hear it when Cosmo says:

32 COSMO What’s the big deal?! He’s just a smelly, old goat! Every child drinking a soda does a SPITTAKE. 33 KIDS Ptptptpthhhbbbb! They wheel around and stare at Timmy. The Cosmo and Wanda balloons look at each other, “pop” and begin zipping around wildly as they deflate. 34 MAYOR Who said that? Whoever said that, say “Eeeep!” Vicky gives Timmy another Wedgie. 35 TIMMY EEEEEP! (recovers) ooooh. 36 MAYOR HOW DARE YOU MINIMIZE THE IMPORTANCE OF CHOMPY! The rest of you can head off to the Chompy-the-Goat-gift-shop, because it looks like somebody needs a little alone time with our goat hero. 37 KIDS (WALLA) We want alone time! Pick me! Me! 38 MAYOR No, no...run along now good, thoughtful, goatappreciating children.

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Everyone zips off frame except for Vicky. 39 VICKY Ha! See ya, twerp! She exits. The Mayor dramatically approaches Timmy. 40 MAYOR Go. Beg Chompy’s forgiveness. The Mayor exits, closing the curtains. We see Chompy is miserable. Cosmo and Wanda pop in, in fairy form. 41 TIMMY Nice goin’ on the “smelly old goat” comment, Cosmo. 42 COSMO I was right on the money... except for the smelly and old parts! 43 WANDA For a town hero, he sure looks sad. You think he likes it in there? 44 TIMMY I don’t know. I wish I could see what he was thinking. 45 COSMO One “Goat mind reading power” coming up! They wave their wands and POOF! Timmy’s head radiates those little “AQUAMAN FISH TELEPATHY RINGS” (complete with sound effects.) A THOUGHT BUBBLE pops over Chompy’s head. In it, we see Chompy, happily romping through a field. Then, we see Chompy meet a FEMALE GOAT. They nuzzle noses. 46 WANDA Aww... goat love! 47 COSMO They say it’s the most honest love there is! 48 TIMMY All Chompy wants is to be free! To run and frolic and meet girl goats! 49 COSMO Who doesn’t want that?

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Wanda spins Cosmo. 50 COSMO Whoooooaaaah!! 51 TIMMY I wish Chompy could be free to live anywhere his heart desires! 52 CHOMPY (A bleat that sounds like “thank you”) 53 TIMMY You’re welcome! Chompy licks Timmy happily. Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and POOF! Chompy’s gone! Hey, Twerp! 54 VICKY (O.S.)

Cosmo and Wanda poof away. Vicky, wearing even more goat stuff, steps into the pen. 55 VICKY Time to go! But first... Vicky gives Timmy the mother of all wedgies, lodging his underwear over his head. It looks as though he’s wearing a super hero mask. EEEEEEEP! 56 TIMMY

57 VICKY Hahahahahahahaha! Timmy, having problems seeing with his undies over his head, flails around and knocks Vicky to the ground. He lands on top of her. 58 VICKY Get off me, you dork! The Mayor enters with TWO GUARDS, drinking from MUGS. 59 MAYOR Smelly old goat, can you believe it-- Chompy’s gone!!! (Spittake) 60 GUARD

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61 MAYOR And that masked hero captured the goatnapper! 62 VICKY Goat-napper? No, I... Vicky tries to get up, only to be tripped by the still-blinded-by-his-ownunderwear Timmy again. The guards grab Vicky. Ow! 63 TIMMY

64 GUARD 2 Good work, Underwear-Over-Your-Head Lad! 65 TIMMY Wait-hold on (struggle sounds) gasp! (relieved) Ahhhh… Timmy pulls the underwear off of his head. 66 MAYOR It’s you! The boy who didn’t understand the relevance of Chompy! But... 67 TIMMY

68 MAYOR I know. You’re crushed, because you couldn’t stop the goat-napper before she handed our beloved goat over to her team of terrorist, goat-taking cohorts! 69 VICKY What? That’s the stupidest... 70 MAYOR Take her away! 71 VICKY Hey! Noooo. The mayor and guards exit with Vicky in tow. Cosmo and Wanda run up to Timmy as mice. 72 TIMMY WOW! Vicky’s getting blamed for what I did! (beat) Cool!

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73 WANDA Don’t you think you should say something? 74 TIMMY Well... maybe... I mean, I should tell the truth... The Mayor walks back in with MISS DIMMSDALE, pageant queen. He puts a “Town Hero” SASH over Timmy’s chest, which remains on for the duration. 75 MAYOR New town hero, Timmy? Can Miss Dimmsdale give you a ride home in this shiny, new hovercraft? ANGLE ON THE WINDOW: We see said HOVERCRAFT. 76 TIMMY I don’t know. You see, the truth is, Vicky didn’t really take the... The mayor holds up a pair of SHINY CAR KEYS. Timmy’s eyes widen. 77 MAYOR ...And once you get home, can she give you the shiny new hovercraft? 78 TIMMY ...ooo... shiny... Timmy exits, as though hypnotized by the keys. Cosmo and Wanda share a nervous look. 79 WANDA Timmy’s not old enough to drive! 80 MAYOR (O.S.) ...And here’s your special “Ten and under, Town Hero, driver’s license!” 81 COSMO I call shotgun! Cosmo poofs away. Wanda follows. DISSOLVE TO: EXT. - TURNER HOUSE - LATER Cosmo and Wanda POOF! into scene as LAWN FLAMINGOS.

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82 COSMO How come we have to be pink flamingos? Why can’t we be green? 83 WANDA ‘Cause we just can’t. The Hovercraft craft flips end over end into frame, landing hard. The doors open, revealing Timmy, in the driver’s seat and Ms. Dimmsdale in the passenger. THEY ARE FINE. 84 TIMMY Sorry about the hovercraft, Ms. Dimmsdale! 85 MS. DIMMSDALE That’s okay, Timmy! You’ve got “Town Hero Hovercraft Insurance!” Timmy turns and sees a CROWD OF CHILDREN, all wearing UNDERWEAR over their heads. They hold SIGNS with Timmy’s face. 86 TIMMY FAN 1 Hey look! It’s Town Hero, Timmy AKA Underwear- Over-His-Head-Lad! 87 TIMMY FAN 2 Let’s rip off his clothes and auction them on the internet! The kids start after Timmy. He and his two, flamingo pals, run to the house as we... CUT TO: INT. - TURNER HOUSE - SAME TIME Timmy enters and slams the door. The crowd of kids pushes from the other side, screaming for Timmy as though he were a Beatle. Timmy finally shoves the door shut. 88 KIDS Timmy! YAY! Timmy!! 89 TIMMY (panting) Whew! He turns, revealing MOM and DAD, ALSO wearing underwear over their heads. (panting) 90 TIMMY

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91 MOM Happy birthday, Timmy! 92 TIMMY It’s not my birthday. 93 DAD Every day’s your birthday when you stop a goat-napper... Hero! Mom and Dad dump a ton of PRESENTS on Timmy, along with a gooey, birthday CAKE. DISSOLVE TO: INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - LATER Cosmo and Wanda float next to Timmy, eating cake. They all watch T.V. 94 COSMO Thanks for sharing your hero cake with us, Timmy! 95 WANDA Even though you’re not really a hero and don’t deserve the cake. 96 TIMMY Yeah, but Vicky’s always mean to me. For no reason... She’s finally getting what she deserves, right? Wanda glares. Timmy gets a little squirmy. 97 TIMMY Uh… Besides, my feeling guilty about that doesn’t change how this cake tastes... Wanda glares again. Timmy crumbles a little more. 98 TIMMY Heh...Although you’d think it would. Cosmo does a spittake with the cake. 99 COSMO (spittake) ON TV! They’re talking about Timmy! ON TV:

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The mayor stands at a PODIUM as a REPORTER grills him. 100 REPORTER Mr. Mayor, has the goat-napper revealed the whereabouts of Chompy yet? 101 MAYOR No, but we’re giving her an increasingly bad hair day until she talks! ON VICKY AND TWO GUARDS 102 VICKY I’m telling you, I don’t know where the stupid goat... A guard rubs a BALLOON on the wall with one hand and taps her lightly with the other. Her hair stands on end and settles into a hideous frizz. HEY!! 103 VICKY CUT TO: INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - SAME TIME Timmy and Cosmo laugh. Wanda scowls. 104 TIMMY AND COSMO Hahahahahahahahaha………… 105 WANDA Is that fair? After all, you’re the one who let Chompy go! 106 TIMMY I know. I’ll figure out a way to free her as soon as this cake stops tasting good. Cosmo takes a bite. 107 COSMO (Chew, chew, swallow) Nope! Still tasty! Timmy dives in for more cake as we... DISSOLVE TO: INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - THAT NIGHT

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CLOSE ON SLEEPING TIMMY 108 TIMMY (muttering in his sleep) Vicky... not guilty... wish... Timmy opens his eyes and reaches to turn on his light. CLICK! The room brightens to reveal... WIDE SHOT OF ROOM The room is filled with surreal and bizarre STUFF. (A combination of goofy and scary things.) We see a pirate, a pig, flaming goat heads, a monkey, etc. 109 MONKEY (monkey sounds) 110 TIMMY Gasp! Argh!… YAAAGH! Yargh! Yargh! Timmy ducks under the covers. 111 TIMMY Gotta be dreaming. Timmy looks up and sees the monkey is bouncing up and down on his head. 112 TIMMY AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! 113 MONKEY (monkey sounds) Argh! 114 PIRATE FISH

Aaaahhh! The Pirate fish swipes.

115 TIMMY

116 PIRATE FISH (swipe sound) Timmy falls off the bed. 117 TIMMY

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Ooof! Cosmo and Wanda struggle with a MONSTER. 118 WANDA Timmy! Thank Heavens you’re awake! The pirate swings at Timmy with his HOOK and misses. 119 TIMMY What is all this? 120 WANDA You’ve been wishing in your sleep! And you know the rules: You wish it, we grant it! 121 TIMMY Well, I wish this stuff was… Timmy gets sucked down into a SEA OF MUK before he can finish his wish. A bubble rises from the sea, floats in the air and pops. Out of the bubble, comes Timmy’s voice. … gone! 122 TIMMY (OS)

POOF! All gone. Cosmo and Wanda huff and puff, exhausted. 123 TIMMY Okay. I probably ate a little too much hero cake... Let’s just all go back to sleep... Timmy reaches over and turns his light off. CLICK! DISSOLVE TO: SAME SHOT - TIMMY SLEEPING 124 TIMMY (muttering) Wish... goat... Vicky... GASP! POOF! Something skitters across his face. We HEAR a weird animal noise. Timmy turns his light on. WIDEN TO REVEAL the room, filled with MORE SURREAL STUFF. Wanda slips on DNA as she runs from a THREE HEADED GOAT. 125 WANDA (chase and slipping sounds)

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126 GOAT (angry goat sounds) AAAA!!!!!! (beat) I don’t understand. Why would I wish for this stuff? 128 WANDA Maybe your dreams are trying to tell you something. 129 COSMO Yeah! That you are one twisted, little, pretzel stick! The three headed goat bites Cosmo’s butt. Help! 130 COSMO 127 TIMMY

131 TIMMY Jeez! Maybe I need to see a shrink! 132 WANDA That’s a great idea, Coo-coo-clock! Wanda POOFS into a Sigmund FREUD-ISH TYPE. When the POOF clears, the room is empty. Timmy lays on a COSMO COUCH. 133 WANDA (thick accent) Now. Let’s take a peek at vhat your zubconscious is zaying! Wanda unscrews the top of Timmy’s head and opens it like a trash lid. A smaller Timmy pops out. 134 SMALLER TIMMY Vicky’s innocent! I’m the goat-napper! I stole the goat! Me! Me! ME! I don’t deserve to be a hero! 135 COSMO Whoa! Whoa! I’m not good with this psycho, mumbo jumbo. What’s that mean? 136 TIMMY I’m sleep-wishing because I feel guilty?

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The bedroom door starts to open. Cosmo and Wanda poof into the fish bowl and “magic” the room back to normal. Timmy? Come in. 137 MOM 138 TIMMY

Mom and Dad, wearing PAJAMAS, open the door and peek in. 139 MOM Honey? Are you okay? 140 TIMMY Yeah, but... can I ask you something? 141 DAD Sure, hero, anything. 142 TIMMY You’d still love me even if I wasn’t a hero, right? LONG BEAT: NOTHING. We hear crickets. A tumbleweed blows through. ANOTHER LONG BEAT. 143 MOM Of course we would, honey! 144 TIMMY Well, what if, hypothetically, I was the goatnapper? 145 DAD Well, Son, then I’d have to do this! (beat) (SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL) Dad faints dead away. 146 DAD (from the floor) Hypothetically, of course. 147 MOM Well, good night, Son, whom-I-would-hate-todiscover-was-actually-the-goat-napper! Mom drags Dad out of the room by his heels.

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148 DAD Mmmmph…. Cosmo and Wanda poof back into their fairy selves. 149 TIMMY Aw, man! Guilt or no guilt, I can’t tell them I sent Chompy away now! 150 WANDA But what about the dream wishing? That could get dangerous. Timmy sits on his bed. 151 TIMMY Well, I can’t dream if I don’t sleep, right? So I’ll just stay awake... Timmy clicks the light off. His eyes are still wide open. 152 TIMMY ...for the rest of my life. DISSOLVE TO: MONTAGE - TIMMY STILL SITTING IN HIS BED Night turns to day, day turns to night, night turns to the next morning. Timmy has not moved. MATCH SHOT - TIMMY’S ROOM - TWO MORNINGS LATER Timmy is still awake, now dressed for school. His eyes are tired, narrow slits with dark circles beneath them. 153 MOM (O.S.) Town hero! Time for school! 154 TIMMY (exhausted; barely awake) ...Is it the rest of my life yet? DISSOLVE TO: INT. - SCHOOL BUS - LATER

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Timmy tries desperately to stay awake. His head bobs and falls down. COSMO and WANDA, in his back pack as GERBILS, comply when Timmy, asleep, says: 155 TIMMY Guilty... my fault... I wish... raining ducks! Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands. Suddenly, the sky turns pitch black and it starts to rain DUCKS. One duck gets stuck in the WINDSHIELD WIPER. Duck! 156 WANDA

157 COSMO Lots of ‘em! 158 DUCKS (WALLA) Quack, quack, quack, quack! DISSOLVE TO: INT. - CLASS ROOM - LATER Timmy, at his desk, fights to stay awake. MR. CROCKER and FRANCIS stand at the front of the room. Outside the window, it’s still raining ducks. 159 TIMMY (muttering to himself) 160 TIMMY Not Vicky... I wish... swarm of lab mice... Cosmo and Wanda wince, then wave their wands. Suddenly, like a sea of cotton balls, MICE pour in from everywhere. AAAAAAA! 161 KIDS (UTTER CHAOS)

A voice is heard over the LOUDSPEAKER. 162 LOUDSPEAKER Due to the rain of ducks and plague of mice, school will be let out early. ON TIMMY 163 TIMMY (snoring and muttering) I wish... Crocker’s head… jar of mustard.

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POOF! Crocker’s head turns into a mustard container. AAAAA!!! What? 164 KIDS 165 MR. CROCKER CUT TO: EXT. - DIMMSDALE ELEMENTARY - A FEW MOMENTS LATER Timmy stands, half awake, at the door of the school with Cosmo and Wanda as POTTED PLANTS. Kids and white mice pour out of the school around him as the rain of ducks continues. 166 WANDA We’ve got to get Chompy back here. It’s only a matter of time before he wishes for something really dangerous. 167 TIMMY Murmur... murmur... I WISH FOR A GIGANTIC MONSTER THAT WON’T GO AWAY UNTIL I TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT CHOMPY! They reluctantly raise their wands and POOF! From over the horizon, a gigantic GREEN MONSTER rises. 168 MONSTER RRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!! 169 COSMO I’ll bet that’s symbolic of his guilt! (beat) Hey, I am getting good with that psycho mumbo jumb... Look out!!! 170 WANDA

The monster goes on a rampage and starts angling in on Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda. Timmy wakes up. 171 TIMMY AAA!! I wish we were with Chompy! They raise their wands and POOF! CUT TO:

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EXT. - AN IDYLLIC FIELD OUTSIDE OF TOWN - SAME TIME POOF! Cosmo, Wanda and a tired Timmy pop into frame. 172 WANDA This must be where we sent Chompy! 173 TIMMY Great. All we have to do is find him and... (falls asleep, snore, snore) Mumble... mumble... I wish… mumble… mumble… field on fire... Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands. A small tuft of FLAME pops up near Timmy. Suddenly... 174 CHOMPY (OS) BAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Chompy leaps heroically into scene and stomps out the fire. 175 TIMMY Chompy! It’s you! You’ve gotta come back to Dimmsdale! You... A LADY GOAT and THREE BABY GOATS trot into frame. The last baby goat wears a little pink HAT. 176 CHOMPY (A happy bleat) 177 LADY GOAT (A happy bleat) 178 BABY GOATS (A happy bleat) 178A CHOMPY (A happy bleat) 178B CHOMPY’S FAMILY (A happy bleat back) 178C CHOMPY (A happy bleat) 179 TIMMY He’s so happy here. He’s got a family and kids now! I can’t take him away from all this just so he can be on display, in a stupid pen!

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180 COSMO What’re you going to do, Timmy? 181 TIMMY What I should have done in the first place. I wish I was at City Hall. POOF! They all disappear. CUT TO: EXT. - CITY HALL - A LITTLE LATER / NIGHT The reporter, from the press conference, stands in front of Chompy’s pen. A CROWD has gathered.

182 REPORTER We’re here at City Hall, where Town Hero, Timmy Turner has scheduled a press conference about Chompy! Timmy grabs a MICROPHONE. In the crowd, we see the mayor, drinking a SODA. Around him, people hold “Timmy Turner Hero” flags. 183 TIMMY Uh... hi. Everybody... I have a confession to make. I’m no hero. 184 MAYOR He’s so modest! Let’s give him another hovercraft to wreck! YEAH!!! 185 CROWD

186 TIMMY No! No! No more hovercrafts! No more gifts! No more cake! I can’t take it anymore! Vicky didn’t make Chompy go away... I did. CUT TO: INT. - TURNER HOUSE - SAME TIME Mom and Dad, watching the event on TV. I did. 187 TIMMY (VO)

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(spittake)

188 MOM AND DAD

189 DAD (SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL) Dad faints dead away. CUT TO: INT. - A JAIL CELL - SAME TIME Vicky’s in a STOCKADE, also watching. A guard comes up with a glass of water, in a TIN CUP. She takes a sip. I did. (spittake) 190 TIMMY (VO) 191 VICKY

CUT TO: EXT. - THE CITY OF DIMMSDALE - SAME TIME The monster drinks from a WATER TOWER.. I did. 192 TIMMY (VO)

193 MONSTER (spittake) RAAA? POOF! The Monster disappears. CUT TO: INT. - CITY HALL - SAME TIME On Timmy. 194 TIMMY I had to let him go! Don’t you see? Chompy was miserable in that pen. He deserves to be happy and free! One at a time, they all start clapping. 195 CROWD

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Awww.... (CHEERS) 196 MAYOR That is so sweet. 197 TIMMY Gee, thanks everyone. So I guess that means I’m not in trouble? 198 MAYOR (LAUGHS) Of course you are. GET HIM!!! The crowd lunges towards Timmy. EEP! 199 TIMMY CUT TO: EXT. - AN IDYLLIC FIELD OUTSIDE OF TOWN - SAME TIME Chompy and his family are watching TV. On the TV, we see Timmy running. 200 CHOMPY (CONCERNED BLEAT) 201 MRS. CHOMPY (CONCERNED BLEAT BACK) (BLEATS) 202 KIDS

The goats - and Mrs. Chompy - all head butt each other and bound O.S. CUT TO: EXT. - AN ALLEY NEAR CITY HALL - MOMENTS LATER Cosmo and Wanda are TRASH CANS as Timmy runs past them as fast as his little legs can take him. Timmy takes a turn... 203 TIMMY A dead end! I’m doomed. The crowd arrives, blocking Timmy. Cosmo and Wanda poof next to him, still as trash cans. 204 COSMO

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Well, you lived a good life, right? 205 TIMMY I’m only ten! 206 COSMO I said good, not long. 207 CROWD (WALLA) (angry mob sounds) The angry mob moves closer and closer to Timmy when suddenly, Chompy crashes through the BRICK WALL! Chompy!! 208 EVERYBODY

Then, through another wall, Mrs. Chompy bursts through. Then, the kids, forming a protective ring around Timmy. 209 MAYOR And he’s got a family! Awwww!!!! 210 CROWD

The mayor walks up to Timmy and pats his shoulder. 211 MAYOR Timmy Turner, because of you, we now have FIVE happy mascots instead of one, miserable one! You’re a hero again! 212 TIMMY And Chompy? 213 MAYOR Free to come and go as he pleases! 214 CHOMPY (A happy bleat) The mayor shakes hands with Chompy. 215 MAYOR Three cheers for Chompy and Timmy! 216 CROWD Hip Hip, Hooray! Hip Hip, Hooray! Hip... Hip... Ho...

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SMASH CUT TO: INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - LATER THAT NIGHT Timmy’s in his jammies. Mom and Dad stand over him as Dad eats the rest of Timmy’s cake. Grounded? 217 TIMMY

218 MOM Well, sure, Honey! We’re proud of you for telling the truth, but you still lied to the entire town! 219 TIMMY But my lie made everything better! I know it was wrong, but doesn’t that count for anything? 220 DAD (SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL) And faints dead away. 221 TIMMY Apparently not. Mom kisses Timmy on the head. 222 MOM Good night, Son-we-still-love-even -thoughhe’s-a-grounded-goat-napper. She grabs Dad by the ankles and drags him out of the room. Cosmo and Wanda poof in next to him.

223 COSMO Aw, cheer up, Timmy. Five months’ll go by like that! 224 TIMMY It’s okay... Chompy’s back and happy... (getting tired) I don’t feel guilty anymore... (getting more tired) ...and everything’s back to... (snore, snore)

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Timmy drops dead asleep. Wanda waves her wand and the covers creep up on Timmy. He snores with a smile. 225 WANDA (whispering) He’s sound asleep! 226 COSMO (whispering) And no dream wishing! But, I can’t help thinking we forgot something. CUT TO: INT. - A JAIL CELL - SAME TIME Vicky is still in a stockade. 227 VICKY Hello? HELLO?!?! Chompy bounds into frame. 228 VICKY Chompy! You’re here to save me! Chompy gives her a wedgie. 229 VICKY EEP! (recovers) Ooooh. 230 CHOMPY (goat giggles) CUT TO: INT. - TIMMY’S ROOM - SAME TIME ON COSMO AND WANDA 231 WANDA Ah, well. It’s probably nothing. They wave their wands. The lights go out. And on the sound of Timmy snoring, we... FADE OUT. END OF EPISODE

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