The Fairly OddParents

“Mighty Mom And Dyno Dad”
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Written By: Butch Hartman and Steve Marmel First Draft: 7.25.01 Second Draft: 7.31.01 Final Draft: 8.7.01

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FADE IN: INT. - TURNER HOUSE - MORNING MOM and DAD, in their day clothes, lie in BED, surrounded by mountains of PAPERWORK and other WORK RELATED ITEMS. They are sleeping the sleep of the just-having-gone-to-sleep. DAD/MOM (Snores)Must...keep...food...on...table.. ON A CLOCK: It's 9:00 A.M. Click! The radio goes on. SMARMY DJ GOOD MORNING, DIMMSDALE! It's 7:00 am and if you're just now waking up... TIMMY runs into scene. TIMMY You're gonna be late! Wake up, you guys! Dad and Mom snap awake. DAD (dazed) Peanuckle!! They bolt out of bed and into the bathroom as we... DISSOLVE TO: INT. - KITCHEN - A FEW MINUTES LATER Timmy sits at the table as Mom and Dad desperately zip back and forth around him. COSMO is A CEREAL BOX and WANDA is a CARTON OF MILK. TIMMY Mom? Dad? Can you check my homework? Dad hops by, pants around his ankles as he tries to put them on. He looks like he's in a potato sack. DAD Yep! That's homework alright! Mom distractedly puts make-up on the TOAST and BUTTER on her face as she glances at Timmy's homework. MOM

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Very good, Jenny!! CLOSE ON COSMO AND WANDA: Timmy starts digging down into the Cosmo cereal when Mom slaps a LUNCH BAG down in front of him. MOM Here you go, Sweetie. Tuna salad for lunch! Timmy opens the bag... Mom's put SOCKS in his lunch box. Timmy reacts. He's not happy with this. TIMMY Uh... Mom? These are Dad's socks. On Dad - wearing two SLIMY TUNA SALAD SANDWICHES on his feet. DAD Hey! These have absolutely no arch support. WHOA! Dad slides out the door. WANDA What's wrong with your parents? TIMMY They're always in such a rush, they barely have time for me!! COSMO Cheer up, Timmy! I've got two scoops of raisins! Mom quickly follows Dad slamming the door behind her. A huge CHUNK OF PLASTER ceiling falls out and lands in Timmy's cereal bowl. Timmy gets showered in milk. COSMO (re: plaster in cereal) ...and I'm loaded with fiber!!! DISSOLVE TO: INT. - LIVING ROOM - LATE LATE LATER THAT EVENING VICKY sits watching TV Eating popcorn. CAMERA PANS to Timmy - sitting in a CHAIR by the window - glumly reading his CRIMSON CHIN COMIC BOOK. He looks out at the empty driveway and sighs as Cosmo and Wanda dangle into scene as SPIDERS on web lines.

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WANDA Working late again, huh? TIMMY Yeah. Maybe just once they'd be home early. COSMO And maybe just once I could find where the web comes out! VICKY Hey, bookworm! She rolls up the book and swats the Cosmo and Wanda spiders. COSMO/WANDA Aaagh!!! Vicky holds up a pair of PLIERS. VICKY It's eight o' clock! Time to yank you to bed! Vicky grabs Timmy by the teeth when suddenly, HEADLIGHTS flash through the window as Mom and Dad pull into the driveway. TIMMY Hooray! They're home! ANGLE ON FRONT DOOR - The door opens and Mom and Dad - at least that's who they used to be - crawl into the house. Both are exhausted beyond comprehension. DAD So... Much... Joy... In... Middle... Management... MOM Must... Overpay... Baby-sitter... They hand a ROLL OF CASH to Vicky. VICKY Thank YOU! Vicky exits. Timmy runs up to his Mom and Dad. Close on Timmy. TIMMY Mom! Dad! You're home! I can't wait to tell you about my day! I... Widen to reveal they're asleep standing up. Timmy sighs.

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DISSOLVE TO: INT. KITCHEN - NEXT MORNING Timmy sits at the table, disgusted. Cosmo and Wanda float next to him in the fishbowl. Like the first morning, Mom and Dad zip in. Dad slams a cup of coffee as Mom puts make-up on the toast and butter on her face. Mom puts Timmy's lunch bag down. He opens it to find Dad's BOXER SHORTS inside. TIMMY Hey, guys, I... MOM/DAD Bye, school. Have a nice day at Timmy! They exit. We now see a full-body shot of Dad, wearing a BIG SANDWICH covering his BUTT like a fig-leaf. DISSOLVE TO: INT. - MOM AND DAD'S BEDROOM - LATER Timmy WHEELBARROWS his Mom and Dad into bed with a Wanda WHEELBARROW. TIMMY Good night, you guys. Love you. MOM AND DAD Love you too...sleepy...night, night... TIMMY This is so unfair. WANDA I'm sure they're doing the best they can, Timmy. TIMMY I know... but their over-achieving is killing them and me! They just can't do it all! WANDA They are only human! TIMMY You're right! Timmy finds his Chin book on the floor and picks it up. Cosmo flinches. COSMO Aaaa! Rolled paper flashback!

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TIMMY The Crimson Chin! He's a super hero! He can do everything without even breaking a sweat!! COSMO Being a super-hero would make any day easier!! TIMMY Exactly!! When my parents wake up tomorrow, I wish they had super powers! WANDA Which ones? TIMMY (whispered) All of 'em! Invulnerability, so nothing can hurt 'em and they never get tired! Flight to get to work! Super Strength and super speed to finish their work faster! (beat) And Timmy senses so they'll always know when I need them! Heat Vision to...heat stuff with! And toss in whatever else you can think of!!! COSMO You wish it...! WANDA We dish it! Wands are waved. POOOOOOOF!!! FADE TO BLACK. FADE IN: INT. - MOM AND DAD'S BEDROOM - THE NEXT MORNING ON A CLOCK: It's 7:00 A.M. Click! The radio goes on. SMARMY DJ GOOD MORNING, DIMMSDALE! It's 7:00 am! DAD (snaps awake) Meat product!!! ANGLE ON ALARM CLOCK - the alarm goes off. Dad goes to hit the snooze button, and the entire thing instantly turns to POWDER. ANGLE ON - MOM AND DAD Dad and Mom instantly sit up. Their bodies are now BUFF beyond belief!!

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DAD I'll take a shower!!! MOM I'll meet you in the kitchen!!! Dad jumps out of bed and, at the speed of light, a TRAIL OF FIRE in his wake, runs through the wall, across the NORTH AMERICAN CONTINENT, across the PACIFIC OCEAN and stops in HONG KONG, China. BACK ON MOM - As she spins - ala Superman tunnelling into Lex Luthor's lair through the floor, through the house, through the CORE OF THE EARTH... And pops out in Hong Kong, China. Right next to Dad. EXT. CHINA - DAY a CHINESE SHOPKEEPER AND HIS SON stand next to Dad and Mom. Beat. DAD May I use your bathroom? MOM And your kitchen? DAD EGAD! ON DAD - who notices the Chinese shopkeeper's son ALSO has a Crimson Chin comic book. He reads it: DAD We have amazing super human abilities, like the hero in this book! (BEAT) And I can read Chinese!! I have Chinese reading powers, too!! MOM (re: book) And It says here, in comic book...hey I Can read Chinese too!... CHINESE SHOPKEEPER So can I!! MOM ...that people with super powers have to have secret identities, because their enemies would hurt their friends and family! Do we have enemies?

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Dad uses his TELESCOPIC X-RAY VISION. DAD'S POV: We see the Turner House. Next door, we see a NEIGHBOR happily going to work, whistling a happy tune, innocently minding his own business. DAD (coldly) DINKLEBERG. MOM (sotto: to Dad) We have to keep our powers a secret from the world... And Timmy! They look at each other quizzically when...AARGH!! They're each wracked with searing, horrible pain!!! DAD (grabbing his head) Timmy senses tingling!! MOM Timmy needs our help!! DAD But remember, we need to hide our powers! Timmy's a sharp kid!! BOOM! Mom runs back at the speed of light - Dad nimbly leaps into the DRILL HOLE and burrows his way back to Dimmsdale. CUT TO: INT. TURNER KITCHEN - MOMENTS LATER BACK ON TIMMY - still at the table with Cosmo and Wanda in the fishbowl. Mom and Dad enter wearing "Clark Kent-type" SUITS AND GLASSES. Timmy is loving this. He plays along. TIMMY Hi, Guys. DAD WHAT SUPER POWERS?!?! MOM/DAD (O.S.) Timmy, are you alright? TIMMY Sure. What's with the suits? DAD Uh... it's "take your mild-mannered suits and horn-rimmed glasses to work day!" REALLY!!

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MOM Anything we can help you with? TIMMY Uh... I need a little help with this homework. See, it's about... DAD Don't tell me!! Dad puts his fingers to his temples, and with amazing "Aquaman-like" THOUGHT RINGS, reads Timmy's mind!!! DAD You need to do a report on the exact distance between the Earth and our yellow sun!!! I'm on it!! With a mighty leap, Dad bursts through the roof, leaving a dad-shaped hole, and streaks through the sky into OUTER SPACE!! MOM I'll get your breakfast, Timmy! Look over there, honey! Timmy looks away as Mom zips over to the stove, cracks TWO EGGS and cooks them with FIRE BREATH. Mom - at light speed - sets the SCORCHED EGGS, plus an entire table full of BREAKFAST ITEMS down in front of Timmy, just as Dad comes streaking back into the kitchen, figuring the distance on a CALCULATOR. His face is majorly sunburned and his clothes are smouldering, but, otherwise he's completely unharmed. DAD I'm back from the surface of the sun... I mean surface of the...library! And the sun is exactly 186,413,671 miles from this kitchen. (to Mom re: smouldering body) Do we have any lotion? Two laser beams ZAP out of Mom's eyes and a TUBE of LOTION appears on the table!! MOM (to Dad) I have lotion vision!!! MOM Well... Gotta work! TIMMY Okay, you guys... Have a...

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FSCHOW!!! They're gone!!!! CUT TO: DAD'S OFFICE - SECONDS LATER Dad - at Super speed - gets to his office. He punches the CLOCK. His DESK is a shambles. He instantly tidies it up. He instantly types 500 pages of reports, shuffles them all like a deck of cards, and instantly files them all in 500 different filing cabinets. Next, he pulls out his LUNCH BOX, opens it, eats everything, then runs to the water cooler where three CO-WORKERS, including Dinkleberg, enjoy a laugh. Dad zips in just in time to laugh. CO-WORKERS/DAD Ha! HA! HA! DINKLEBERG Good joke, eh, Turner? Dad's eyes glow with nuclear fire. DAD I'm on to you Dinkleberg. Dad <ZIPS> o.s. CUT TO: EXT. HOUSE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD - SAME TIME A "FOR SALE" sign sits in front of a house. A HOPEFUL COUPLE stands outside. Mom flies up and drags them into the house. We hear a <CHA-CHING!> and Mom <ZIPS> out of the house, putting a "SOLD" sign outside. This process is quickly repeated three more times along the street. Mom then salutes all the new homeowners and flies OS. HOMEOWNER #1 Who was that masked realtor? HOMEOWNER #2 I don't know...but she left this... Homeowner #2 holds up some PAPERS. HOMEOWNER #2 Papers to sign! HOMEOWNER#1/HOMEOWNER#2 Thank you mystery home-seller!!! ON MOM - flying through the sky.

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MOM Don't thank me...just initial in all the right places!! CUT TO: INT. KITCHEN - TWO MINUTES LATER Timmy sits in the exact same spot he was in, the godparents floating next to him in the fishbowl. Dad and Mom fly in at super speed and assume the same positions they had before they took off. Timmy finishes his sentence... TIMMY ...a good day. MOM So? How was school? TIMMY I haven't left yet! You've only been gone two minutes! Long beat. DAD Right! I totally forgot that today's "Two Minutes Long Day", too! MOM You work two minutes and then you're done! They stare at Timmy uncomfortably. DAD So... Uh... What do you want to do? TIMMY Well, the bus doesn't come for 30 more minutes. Wanna just...talk? Mom and Dad soften. DAD That's a great idea! As long as it's not about my secret identity, I'm fine!! MOM So, what would you like to talk about, Sweetie? TIMMY (totally kidding)

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I don't know! I'm not psychic! DAD I am! Mom elbows Dad. DAD I mean... Who wants Ham? Mom blasts two BEAMS from her eyes when "Timmy isn't looking," creating a splendid MEAT-BASED-BREAKFAST. MOM (leaning in to Dad) Hey! I have meat vision, too! COSMO (to Wanda) And you mocked meat vision. (blows a raspberry) MOM AND DAD (crack themselves up) As the camera SLOWLY TRUCKS OUT we... DISSOLVE TO: EXT. TURNER HOUSE - 30 MINUTES LATER ON FRONT DOOR - Timmy, backpack over his shoulder, walks onto the porch with Dad. DAD ...And that's all you need to know about where babies come from. TIMMY But what's the machine for? DAD I'll tell you when you're older. SFX: HONK HONK! The SCHOOL BUS pull up to the curb as Mom walks up. TIMMY There's the bus! Gotta go! Love you! Bye! DAD Wow! What a cool kid!

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MOM I know. It's nice that we got to spend this time with Timmy. (very seductively) But we've got the whole morning to do anything we want. DAD You thinking what I'm thinking? MOM Oh yeah... Dad whips out Timmy's Crimson Chin comic book. DAD (reads from book) It's TIME TO FIGHT CRIME! (calmer) It says so in the book. MOM Oh. Well, okay! MAGNA MOMENT - Mom leaps into the air dramatically - as she spins, her clothing changes from regular "Mom" clothes into a ridiculous, GEN-13 - highly futuristiclooking SUPERHERO COSTUME. She is now... MIGHTY MOM!!!! MOM I AM... MIGHTY MOM! PAN DOWN TO DAD: Who tries to get into the same type of COSTUME the way he would any other set of clothes... By hopping around with one pant leg in and one caught on his SUPERHERO BOOT. DAD And I... Am... DYNO DAD! CRASH! He falls on his face. CUT TO: A "SUPER FRIENDS" - type LOGO - "MIGHTY MOM/DYNO DAD" spins in and out of frame as we... CUT TO: DOWNTOWN DIMMSDALE - NIGHT

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ANGLE ON A GLASS BUILDING: A CAT BURGLAR has a BAG OF JEWELS and, using SUCTION CUPS, climbs higher and higher. Suddenly, one suction cups stops at Mighty Mom's and Dyno Dad's feet! MOM Goodness! It sure is drafty up here! DAD You should button up or you'll catch your death... OF JUSTICE! The burglar lets go and begins to plummet to his doom. CAT BURGLAR WAAA! DAD What do we do now? MOM (reading Crimson Chin book) The book says we should catch him. DAD Right! LONG PAUSE. CAT BURGLAR WAAA!!!!!!! DAD Me or you? MOM I made breakfast. DAD On it! ON BURGLAR - falling - He stops, literally, a centimeter from the ground. They set him upright by a COP. Mom opens the burglar's satchel of jewels. MOM (to cop) They say confession's good for the soul. Well... I'd listen to this man. DAD (to burglar) You're grounded!! They fly OS.

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COP Who were those masked Parents that look like the Turners? CAT BURGLAR I don't know, but he left this... The burglar shows he's picked Dad's wallet. Dad flies into scene. DAD Mine! (to burglar) But you're good. I'll give you that. ...and flies out. The "MIGHTY MOM/DYNO DAD" logo spins into frame as we... CUT TO: EXT. - DIMMSDALE CITY HALL - LATER On the steps - The MAYOR and CHOMPY are pinned against a wall by a team of high-tech, paramilitary NINJAS. MAYOR Town Hero, Chompy the Goat, we're doomed! CHOMPY (Bleats in agreement) PARAMILITARY GUY This is what you get for placing your trust in a goat!! Ready...Aim...FIRE! DAD (OS) (heroically) What about another hero?! Who's not a goat! But thinks he deserves the same chance as anyone else!! The Ninjas fire LASER GUNS but, suddenly, Dad swoops in and - now wearing AMAZON BRACELETS - reflects every laser blast away from the Mayor and Chompy. PULL BACK to reveal the reflecting blasts are destroying EVERYTHING AROUND HIM. ZAP! The guns all turn to ham. Mom lands next to Dad. DAD Man, that meat vision's a kick! Who knew this town was such a crime infested rat hole! NINJAS

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(readying for attack) HIYEE!!!! MOM I know! We have to keep fighting bad guys and keep the city safe for our son! DAD I'll arrange for a baby sitter! Mom leaps OS as Dad shoots laser beams into his hand. <BING!> A cell phone appears!! DAD Hey! Cell Phone Vision!! Dad kicks some serious ass as various NINJAS are hurled through scene while he speaks. As he talks, Dad throws bad guys OS and blasts POWER BEAMS at his attackers. DAD Vicky? Hi it's Dyno Dad!! Uh..I mean... (whispered) Timmy's Dad. (back to Normal) You're free? Great! Dad hangs up the phone and goes into a Karate stance. DAD (to Mom) I could defend truth and justice all night!! MOM Let's!! MOM/DAD Heeeee-Doggy!!!! DISSOLVE TO: INT. TURNER HOUSE - EVENING Timmy forlornly looks out the Window. Cosmo and Wanda dangle in front of Timmy as spiders again. Timmy sighs. Out the Window: The TURNER CAR drops from the sky and lands in the driveway, damaging it. Mom and Dad exit as though they drove home. CUT TO: INT. LIVING ROOM - SAME Mom and Dad enter.

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TIMMY Say the words..."Vicky You can go home!! MOM Hi Vicky! We're home! DAD You can go... WOMAN'S SCREAM (OS) EEEEEEEEE!!!!! Out the window: We see the CITY ON FIRE and the Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad SIGNAL. DAD ...back to watching Timmy for the rest of the night! Mom leans in and gives Timmy a quick kiss. Dad pulls out a SMOKE BOMB and throws it down. When it clears, they're gone. TIMMY Mom? Dad? Oh no... Vicky pulls out the pliers. VICKY Guess what time it is? TIMMY They'll be back! I know they will! Their Timmy senses will be tingling any minute. CUT TO: EXT. - SPACE - SAME TIME Mom and Dad are struggling against a gigantic COMET hurtling towards Earth. It's like... the size of Jupiter. MOM My Timmy senses are tingling!! DAD I don't have time for Timmy! I'm trying to make the world safe for Timmy!!! CUT TO:

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INT. - TIMMY'S ROOM - LATER THAT DAY Timmy fumes on his bed, his teeth bent in a ridiculous angle. Cosmo and Wanda are in the fishbowl. Out his bedroom window, we periodically see Mom and Dad battling the following: Dad chasing a SPACE SHIP; Mom catching a plummeting JET, etc. Mom and Dad battle the DINKLEBERG'S ROBOT CAR. TIMMY Now that they're super heroes, they're busier than ever! Cosmo and Wanda POOF next to Timmy. TIMMY This stinks! I wish they didn't have super powers anymore! Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and... <<FART NOISE>>. Nothing happens. TIMMY Let me guess. TIMMY, WANDA AND COSMO They're so super-powerful they're invulnerable to magic. Timmy taps his head and thinks aloud. TIMMY Darn it! I'm never going to see them again! Timmy pounds his fist into the wall. TIMMY OW! ON MOM AND DAD - Who wrench over in pain. MOM OUR TIMMY SENSES! TINGLING! POOF! Mom and Dad disappear... Then reappear... dishevelled, as though they desperately tried to get out of costume and into their Mom and Dad clothes in the span of a millisecond. MOM Son? Are you okay? DAD

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We had the strangest feeling you had hurt a knuckle in a savage wall beating! TIMMY No... I'm fine... MOM AND DAD Okay...back to the fighting crime...office... ZIP! They disappear. TIMMY Man, the only way to get them to change back is if I make them vulnerable again!! COSMO How are we gonna do that?? Wanda grabs the Chin comic book. WANDA (reading) It says here, to change a super person back to normal, they have to willingly give up their powers on their own!! TIMMY That's it!!! Then I'll make them! I'll become the biggest, baddest... Most powerful super-villain ever!! (pointing to book) I WISH I WAS...GALACTIM-US! THE EATER OF PLANETS! EXT. - DIMMSDALE - SAME TIME POOF! Timmy, now gigantic (easily dwarfing every building around him) and looking like the Marvel Super Villain GALACTUS - <POOFS!> Into scene. ON GALACTIMUS GALACTIMUS TO ME, MY FAIRIES! Cosmo and Wanda soar into frame, on Silver SKATEBOARDS - all shiny and silver like the Silver Surfer. Cosmo looks down... COSMO Hey, where are my pants? GALACTIMUS Now...to eat the Earth!!! Galactimus pulls out a gigantic barbecue FORK and jams it into the Earth.

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ON DIMMSDALE - Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad stand over the remains of the Dinkleberg Robot. DAD Everything seems quiet... BOOM! The gigantic fork plows into the ground behind them. They look up... And see their 500 story son dressed like a Jack Kirby villain holding the fork. GALACTIMUS BEHOLD MY MIGHTY VISAGE! I, GALACTIMUS, WILL NOW EAT YOUR PLANET LIKE A MEATBALL! MOM AND DAD NEVER!!! Mom and Dad fly closer, Closer, Closer and then see... Galactimus HAS TIMMY IN HIS CLUTCHES! (It's actually a really crappy TIMMY ROBOT.) MOM AND DAD GASP! MOM Timmy!! He has our...I mean the Turner's...Son! TIMMY ROBOT (completely monotone) I love you Mom. Give up your powers. I Love you Dad. Give up your powers. DYNO DAD Give us our son back or we'll destroy you!! GALACTIMUS Never!! You cannot win!! I have your son, and I have the Earth on a skewer!!! HA! HA! HA! Surrender your powers to me or I shall destroy them both!!! Mom and Dad attack Galactimus in various ways and with various powers. Nothing works and Mom and Dad get plowed into the ground. MOM Nothing works. TIMMY ROBOT Give up your powers. Give up your powers. DAD

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Hmm...we dare not endanger Timmy or the Earth. It's my favorite of all planets! And he's my favorite of all sons!! MOM Yes. It seems we only have one choice. For the good of our son and the planet...we must make ourselves vulnerable and relinquish our mighty abilities!!! Mom makes a STEAK appear in her hands one last time. DAD I'm gonna miss you, Meat Vision!! MOM/DAD GALACTIMUS...WE GIVE YOU OUR POWERS!! GALACTIMUS I wish their powers were gone!!!! Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and...<POOF!> Mom and Dad become normal again and fall to the Earth. DAD Farewell, powers. Timmy - back to normal - runs into scene. TIMMY Mom! Dad! It's great to have you back to normal! DAD Strange, but I don't really feel all that different!! Timmy hugs Dad's legs. DAD Aaagh!!! My knee!! MOM Well, Timmy, we were never "not normal". I mean, you act as if we had super powers or something!! TIMMY

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Hey! Now that we're in the middle of this barren, battle-scarred wasteland on the outskirts of town, how about a picnic? <POOF!> a gorgeous PICNIC LUNCH appears!! DAD (to Mom) Hmm...picnic vision. You don't suppose Timmy has... MOM (laughing) Don't be ridiculous! Let's just enjoy our lunch with the most important thing in our lives...Timmy!! DAD Yeah! And I'm actually glad we'll never be super heroes again!! Uh..I mean...too busy for our son again... MOM Right! The world can take care of itself from now on! We'll take care of Timmy!! DAD This is a boring town anyway!!! They all sit down to eat. DAD Aaagh! My hips!!! Timmy and Mom start laughing, then Dad joins in. ALL (Laughing) CAMERA PULLS BACK to include CHET UBETCHA speaking to the camera. CHET UBETCHA Good evening, I'm Chet Ubetcha. As the sun sets here in the town of Dimmsdale, we can all sleep easier knowing that Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad are protecting us!!! A CINDER BLOCK falls into scene and smashes Chet on the head. CHET UBETCHA Aaagh!!

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CAMERA PULLS BACK farther to reveal the city in ruins. SPACESHIPS fly through scene, blasting everything. Huge MONSTERS destroy BUILDINGS. FIRES rage. Sirens blare. PEOPLE run screaming for their lives. PEOPLE (Screaming walla) And as the Mighty Mom and Dyno Dad signal goes unanswered we... FADE OUT.