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1WEDNESDAY, MAY 21—7:15 A.M. AT HOME

SQUEEEEEE §!!

I think I’m suf󰁦ering from a sev󰁥re case of CRUSH-ITIS!!

OMG!

I wonder if I’m actual󰁬y fal󰁬ing in . . .. . . because I fe󰁥l so INSANELY hap󰁰y, I could VOMIT sunshine, rainbows, confet󰁴i, glit󰁴er, and those cute lit󰁴le Skit󰁴les candy thingies! My heart is pounding, my palms are sweaty, and the but󰁴erflies flut󰁴ering around inside my stomach are making me fe󰁥l a lit󰁴le queasy.

2Unf󰁯rtunately, ther󰁥 is no known CURE. . . .

MY CRUSH-ITIS DIAGNOSIS

How I got this acute case of crush-itis is kind of a long and complicated st󰁯ry. I was just about to eat breakfast and head of󰁦 to scho󰁯l. . . .

BAD NEWS! THIS IS THE WORST CASE OF CRUSH-ITIS I HAVE EVER SEEN!!

NIKKI MAXWELL

ENLARGED, LOVESICK HEARTBUTTERFLIES IN STOMACH

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DAISY, YOU CAN'T BE HUNGRY! I JUST FED YOU!

B A R K ! B A R K !