ROUND 1 (10:33): NBA Top Shot, a highlight version of a digital trading card, has been taking the internet by storm. We are gonna make some for the military and are ready to announce the top 10 military gif moments.

ROUND 2 (39:08): Ah, a nice pink salmon, cheery yellow butter, a bright orange orange… well it’s all lieees! Liees I tell you! The government is controlling the color of our foods and there’s nothing we can do…. Eh, it’s actually not that big a deal but we’ll tell you more in Round 2.

ROUND 3 (50:21): Is the F-35 officially a total failure or just too fancy for us now? A classic tale of military spending gone awry!

ROUND 4 (56:14): Hey dum dum face, we’ve got some of the best Military insults headed your way.

ROUND 5 (1:00): There was a sheep found in Australia that rivals my pubes after I left Iraq.