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Kee Hang : (KH)


Teck Hoe : (TH)
KH & TH : Hello, everybody!
KH

: Im Kee Hang.

TH

: Im Teck Hoe.

KH : Great to present crosstalk at here. Let us bow to


everyone!
KH

: Were very busy recently.

TH : Yes, we have to complete our assignments and do


revision for our mid-term test.

KH

: Yes, we have no time to prepare the script for our


crosstalk.

TH

: Right!

KH

: So, we do not speak crosstalk by today.

TH

: What are we going to do?

KH

: We are going to guess something.

TH

: Okay!

KH

: But, I have a requirement for this guessing game.

TH

: Whats the requirement?

KH

: The riddle of the guessing game must be name of


location in Malaysia.

TH

: Ohh, the answer must be the local towns name right?

KH

: Yes, Okay?

TH

: Okay!

KH

: Can we start now?

TH

: Yes!

KH

: First question, breast augmentation.

TH

: Wait! Whats breast augmentation? It has not culture!

KH

: This is the riddle, the answer is the name of location in


Malaysia.

TH

: Oh, this is riddle, right?

KH

: Yes, can you guess it?

TH

: Ermm, let me think first

TH

: Ohh, I know it! It is Tahan Mountain!

KH

: Hmm, Tahan Mountain? I thought you will tell me thats


Petronas Twins Tower?

TH

: So, whats the answer?

KH

: Its located in Port Dickson, Negeri Sembilan.

TH

: Ermm, thats all? Its not as good as my riddle.

KH

: Oh?

TH : I let you guess it. Fried the eggs until broken, but you
didnt admit it.
KH

: What is that?

TH

: Cheras.

KH

: Why the answer is Cheras?

TH

: How does the egg if fried badly?

KH

: It is scorching.

TH : You not admitting your fault means you are lying. You
fried the eggs until broken but you lied. Its Cheras.
KH

: Oh, Haha! Let you guess another one, in one word, rain.

TH

: Rain? Whats that?

KH

: Genting.

TH

: Unreasonable! How does rain is Genting?

KH

: Do you know the traditional Chinese character of rain?

TH : A rain(yu) character on the top and a cloud(yun)


character in below.

KH

: The rain character is above of cloud character, its so


called Genting.

TH

: Oh, not bad! I will let you guess the riddle of one word, Me!

KH

: You? You can also can be a local place name?

TH

: Yes! Guess it now.

KH

: Ya! I know it. It was Zhu Bajie (Pig)! Haha!

TH : Hey!! Whats that? Malaysia didnt have such local place


okay??!
KH

: Then, what is the answer?

TH

: Its Klang.

KH

: Why it was Klang?

TH

: My dad gave birth to me!

KH : When do the men in Malaysia can born? Its your mum gave
to you! Not your dad!
TH

birth

: This oneMy mum cant give birth without my dad, right?

KH : Right too. This needs the cooperation of twos together after a


night covered by the blankets
TH : Okay, okay! Its enough. This one is PG18, no need describe
much at here

too

KH : Haha! Still got some riddle to guess. Listen! The robbers that
not steal.

do

TH

: Huh? Where got the robbers as good as this??

KH

: In Malaysia got it.

TH

: What is that?

KH

: North-South Highway.

TH

: Huh?? You have to explain it.

KH

: He just robbed from south to north only.

TH

: Har? Like this can also?

KH

: Yes, just robbed from south to north only.

TH : Its okay! Let me give you another riddle. A thief that


not
kill women.
KH

: What is the answer?

TH

: Shah-Alam Highway.

KH

: He just kill man only.

TH

: Yes.

KH

: Your face also can be a guess riddle.

TH

: Whats the answer?

KH : Its my hometown, Muar. Your face is covered by the


pockmarks.
TH

: Your head can be a riddle of guess too.

KH

: This is?

TH

: Jelapang!

KH

: How come like that??

TH

: You have 9 holes on your head.

KH : How come I got 9 holes on my head? You have to count for


me!
TH

: 2 eyes.

KH

: two.

TH

: 2 ears.

KH

: four.

TH

: Two nostrils.

KH

: Six.

TH

: A mouth.

KH

: Its seven. Wheres another 2.

TH

: Its your dimples. 9 holes!

KH

: Dimples can be considered as holes too??

TH

: Haha! Right!

KH

: Your mouth is also a place name.

TH

: Whats that?

KH

: Batu Caves. You always not brush tooth, it stinks.

TH : Your mouth is also a place name too. Its Perak Cave,


talking non-stop.

KH

: Your chest is also a place name!

TH

: What is that?

KH

: Taiping!

TH

: Your chest is also a place name!

KH

: What is that?

TH

: Yong Peng!

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