Once Up on a Time t here was a g reat dwarf ( We ll a ctually he wa s a b it o f a c hubby t ummie ) a nd had j ust le ft his h omelands to se ek th e destin y of h is li fe .

He knew fo r s hure it wa sn’t i n the o ld mounta in s o f Mirr ik ar.

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1: Meeti ng the Donkey
Af ter alot of travel he fi nal ly came to hi s f irst village named: Dur kamman. Act ual ly that means in a wierd language D onkey Vi llage. H e was wal ki ng t rue the village when he came by a t alki n donkey .

“Well. ” said the donkey. “Aren’ t w e gonna say hello?” The dwarf w as stunne d. A talking donkey he had never seen t hat before . Th e dwarf said: “Wel l donke y thing I never seen a talking donkey bef ore. The donkey laughed at him and said: “ Look ar ound! Now u have! ” Out all cor ners ther e cam e donkeys. And t hey all looked t he s ame. A minut e af ter t hat t hey dissapered. O nly the first donkey stayed: “ Well fat human why you ar e her e? ” T he dw ar f didn’ t liked what t he donkey just said but ans wered him corr ectly. “I’ m no t a fat human but a dwarf .”And i’ m looking for a place to stay

Chapter 2: Leavi ng Donke y Vi ll age.

Aft er a wile . T he dwa rf a nd t he don key ar rive d in the p alac e of Don ke y Vill age bec ause t he d on ke y he h ad me t was t he king of Do nk ey Vil la ge . Af ter a few hou rs o f t alkin g t he dwa rf r ealiz ed that the d on ke y w as no t hap py wit h the vil la ge an d wan ted to le ave . S o h e asked : “ Why do n’t U com e wit h me? We cou ld sne ak aw ay at nigh t.” T he don key th ou ght it

And so they sneaked out of the pal ace at ni ght. But in donkey v il lage the sun was a lways up. So the y ha d to di squi se thei rsel fs.

Chapter 3: Hi ll s of Darkness
After some days of walking they came to a creepy place called: T he hills of Darknes s. The dwarf knew their was a lord liv ing here, called: Lord Merranu. H e was famous o f his fabulous country . Kn ow one pas sed his hills of darkness bef ore doing a tes t. The te st was hard and the dwarf and the donkey had to f ind a way to pas s it. A c lever way they didn’ t knew the test yet but they h ad to pre par e thems elve s. “A w eird place here lad. U really thin k this is a good idea?” sai d the dwarf . T he donkey re pli ed hars h: “ Of cours e! Why we shouldn’ t how though can that s cumback be? ” And s o their trav el we n’t f urther in the deep dark woods.

Chapter 4: Defeating Onyxia.
Fin ally th ey came to the th ro ne of lo rd Mer an nu . H e sat in a big t hr on e f illed wi th ic e. And h e s pok e to t he dwa rf a nd do nke y: “U ha ve g uts to co me he re . I thin k U alre ad y k no w wha t’ s go in g to ha ppe n n ow. U ar e g on na ta ke a t es t. A te st th at is rou gh b ut at v ic to ry will be re war de d t ha t y ou can p as s th es e wo od s.” T he d onk ey ste pp ed f orwa rd an d a sked : “Y o, mis ter r u hh Mir an nu ca n’t ya g iv e u s an e as y tes t y’kn ow’ ?” “F ool!” The l ord an swe re d, “ no w pr ep ar e f or you r t est ob jec tiv e!”” You must de feat On yxia the d ra go n o f fire ! It’s deffent ly no t an e as y te st!” Wh en th e d war f an d the do nke y walk ed i nto ro ugh vulc ano s to de fea t o nyxia th e dwa rf said: “ Yo u’ re re ally da mn s tu pid ain ’t y ou ?” T he do nke y l ooke d a t h is fac e and as ked.. “Umm , le t me th ink ab out tha t f or a min wh il l y a ple ase? ” T he dwa rf was a ng ry bu t c er ta inly wa nt ed to win th is te st. Wh en th ey c ame to Onyxia th ey wh er e b oth sca re d. And On yxia gr um med

Chapter 5: Passage to Wonderland