Police : How the theif did not take TV??? Sardar : I was watching TV na«. everybody said. . What will you call Mother¶s younger sis and elder sis? Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM A street dog was chasing sardar and the Sardar was laughing.. except the TV in my house. Thought for the Day!!! If you call your mother as MUM. A bystander: why are u laughing? Sardar: I have an Aitel phone but still Hutch network is following me.Santa : People consider me as a ³GOD´ Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today. Sardar complained 2 Police: Sir all items are missing.. Oh GOD ! U have came again.

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. thats a mirror! . Sardar:. NO MATCH!´ Postman:. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes. I¶ll marry you next year Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir. no problem Soniye. Sardar said: µOye.I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Sardar proposed a girl««Girl said: µI¶m 1 yr elder to you¶. He wrote ³DUE TO RAIN.why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it«.

kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" (What Sardarji? Are you afraid of the cinema?). Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai. but does that animal know?) . Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late. I know it is a movie. ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with you?). Man says ³Chin Yu Yan´ and dies.Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words. usko kya pata "( I am an intelligent man.Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai. It is ³you¶re standing on the oxygen tube!!´ Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai. I will die of hunger This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji.

. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well.Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. Oye. alarmed. He takes his seat in the examination hall. and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. approaches him and asks what is going on. The invigilator.>what is your father name?' Sardar misunderstanding and said:>Amitabhji>please give me a four option.. stares at the question paper for five minutes.'Answer in brief'. His shirt. pant. socks and watch follow suit. Sardarji go to Kaun Banega Crorepati>Amitabh said> first introductory question.. I am only following the instructions . .

Itne mahan ho . Then he whispers to the statue: "Beta. However he does not notice the difference. Kirpa karo jee. so that Santa can not see him. He wanted to help Santa. Papa kitthe hai?!?!!" . Itne mahan ho. Some one told him that if he goes and prays at Gurudwara. and prays there. The temple had a large Lord Shiva statue.Santa Singh needed some money desperately. Then he goes to a Mosque and prays there. He changes the big Shivji statue with smaller one of Ganapathi that day. bows his head. joins his hands and says his prayer. Once again Santa goes to the prayer room. from behind the statue. Saannoo 100 rupayen chahiye. Santa closes his eyes. Santa: "Ho Jee tussee itne vadde ho. that his prayers will surely be answered. and then slowly moves a bit forward near the statue. Then he goes to a Shiv temple. but knew that a Sikh will never accept the money. The Priest decides that he is not going to give any more money to Santa. Kirpa karo. He takes the note and goes away. So Santa goes to a Gurudwara. He saw the note and thought that god has listened to his prayers. bows his head. Itne mahan ho. Santa closes his eyes. After Santa had said his prayers. He slowly raises his head and now notices that small Ganapthi statue." The priest saw Santa praying. So he drops a 100 rupee note. and opened his eyes. However he is back again next day for money. Then he goes to a church and prays there. Santa:"O papa jee tussee itne vadde ho. He carefully looks left and than right. Asee 10 rupayen me hi kaam chala lenge. Ajj to saannoo 50 rupayen hi chahiye. Mosque. Santa: "Ho Jee tussee itne vadde ho. Now the priest is really annoyed with Santa." After that he slowly opens his eyes and does not find any money." After that he slowly opens his eyes and does not find any money. Church and a temple. joins his hands and says his prayer. Kirpa karo.

If the Pope won. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions. Santa Singh pointed to the ground where he sat. the debate was to be conducted using sign language and neither side would be allowed to talk. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Sardars. Santa Singh and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sardar community. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. said Santa Singh. I told him that not one of us was leaving." "And then?". asked the crowd. the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what had happened. If the Sardar won. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. The Pope stood up and said. Santa Singh pulled out an apple." said Santa Singh. the Sardars could stay. What could I do?" Meanwhile. Santa Singh asked for one condition to be added to the debate. I let him know that we were staying right here. the Sardar community had crowded around Santa Singh. The day of the great debate came. "First he said to me that the Sardars had three days to get out of here. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. To make it more interesting. The Pope agreed. the Sardars would leave. "I don't know. He had an answer for everything. "First I held up three fingers to represent the trinity. "I give up. "He took out his lunch and I took out mine". The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. "Well". Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. The Sardars can stay. " An hour later. "What happened ?" they asked. He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sardar community.About a century or two ago. So they picked a middle aged man named Santa Singh to represent them. So the Pope made a deal. Santa Singh looked back at him and raised one finger. . This man is too good. The Sardars realized that they had no choice. the Pope decided that all the Sardars had to leave Italy. The Pope said.

Main aam admi nahi hon I¶m not a mango man 2. Dr:No problem. Sardar:Begum aaj chicken bohut maze ki bani hai kia koi khaas masala lagaya hai ? Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya.do ro do chaar. Colda & hota r fruits 3. give and give four.Sarda or garma fruit hain. He did translation: 1. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay I belong 2 green pur thousanda . monkeys play football in my dreams. 5.Mujhey bhi english ati hay English comes 2 me also 4.Sardar to doctor: When I sleep. just take this medicine b4 sleep.

I will give both of them . Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month.A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9 Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many coins I have in my pocket? Friend:If I guess right. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. u give me 1? Sardar:Oji.

sardar forun bola:´Adat bhi bohut milti hai´ Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya per tu itna dara huwa Q hai? Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha ³Phir Milenge .! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai 1 sardar airhostess se.. ³Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!´ Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na.

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10 ... Wife asks why.. Drink quickly. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense....... Sardar says.

how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Teacher: No. listen carefully again. how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Teacher: Let's try this another way. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits. how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven? Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now! . Teacher: Good. how many apples have you got? Paddy: Six. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples.Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits.

Santa Singh: I am Selected. Santa Singh: Keep Talking. Interviewer: Get Out. Santa Singh: Oh your Devil. Interviewer: Ugly. Santa Singh: Come In. Santa Singh: Pichlli. Interviewer: Oh my God. Santa Singh: Go. Santa Singh: Bad. Interviewer: Come.Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good. Interviewer: U G L Y? Santa Singh: PICHLLY !!!!!!! Interviewer: Shut Up. Interviewer: You are Rejected. .

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