Now we know why teachers go "crazy" with their students .................

Teacher: Webster: Teacher: Webster:

Why are you late? Because of the sign. What sign? The one that says "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

. Maybe it's wrong but you asked me how I spell it. Teacher: John: Teacher: John: John. how do you spell "crocodile"? K-R-O-K-0-D-A-I-L No.Teacher: Cindy. why are you doing your maths on the floor ? Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables. that's wrong.

Now. George. go to the map and find North America Here it is ! Correct.Teacher: Sarah: Teacher: Sarah: Teacher: George: Teacher: Class: What is the chemical formula for water ? " HIJKLMNO" What are you talking about ? Yesterday you said it is "H to O". class. who discovered North America ? George !! .

. why do you always get so dirty ? Tommy: Well. Willy: Me !! Teacher: Tommy.Teacher: Willy. I am a lot closer to the ground than you are. name one important thing we have today that we did not have 10 yrs ago.

. What do you want me to write ? Your name on this report card. Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects ? Jose: Don't bite any. can you write in the dark ? I think so.Silvia: Father: Silvia: Dad.

. Ellen... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet............Teacher: Ellen: Teacher: Ellen: Ellen... Teacher: Johnny: ... give me a sentence starting with "I". always say "I am" All right .......... I is ..... my mother and father got married on the same day and at the same time.... No.." Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE" ? Sir.

why do you ask that question? Well.Teacher: Billy: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted doing it. Daddy. have you ever been to Egypt ? No. Now do you know why his father did not punish him ? Because George still had the axe in his hand. where did you get THIS mummy then ? Son: Father: Son: .

Old Lady: Little girl. where did you get such good looks ? 5 yr old: I must have got it from Daddy 'cause Mummy still got hers.Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing .one green and one blue. . I've got another pair of the same colour at home. it's really strange. Kirk: Yes.

Teacher: Now. children. if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him. Sam. . Sir. do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No.Teacher: Now. what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love. tell me frankly. I don't have to as my Mum is a good cook.

Teacher. your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Desmond: No. it is the same dog ! Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps talking when people are no longer interested? Adam: A Teacher !! .Teacher: Desmond.

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