How do you feel about Pres. Benson’s exortation that women stay athome, raise kids and not work?
Like it Don’t like itPoorWater
Are
YOU
also a returnedmissionary?Is yourtestimony:
Good Fair Poor WeakStrong Changeable None
How often do you bearyour testimony?
Milk
Were you:If yes, is there enough room for you to continue livingthere after marriage?Do you live with yourparents?
Family Background
Single Engaged Other
(if other, tear up form)
Born Adopted Hatched Kidnapped Found on front porchGovernment reject Fell from sky Other_____________________________
Returned Missionary Dating Application
Due to the overwhelming demand for returned missionaries, this form has been established in aneffort to qualify the prospective candidates. This form must be filled out by all desiring dating privilegesto returned missionaries. Complete cooperation is requested in filling out this form. Use only correctand pertinent information. If any additional help is required due to underqualification, comestibles andphotos are accepted as bribes. Please remember 2 Nephi 9:34 while filling out this form.
Information of Returned Missionary
This section is to be filled out by returned missionary
Returned missionary’s name (First, MI, Last)Name of mission servedYears ServedTime since return
19 to 19mo. yrs.
Favorite Color
Identification
Type or print all requested information using black or blue ink
Name (first, middle, last)Date of Birth(month, day, year)Are you:
Under 21Under 18Under 16Still in primaryOver 21
Gender
MF?
Home Street AddressHome Phone
( )
Work Phone
( )
CitySTZip codeHeightWeight
(please be honest, this is confidential)
Color of hairNatural color of hairEye colorMarital Status
Yes NoYes No
If you do not live with parents, where do you live?Is your refrigerator alwaysstocked?
Yes No
If no, whyDo you have smaller brothers or sisters?
Yes No
Can they bebribed?
Yes No
With what How much For how long
If yes:Is there a history of mental illness inyour family?
Yes No
Do you have any royalblood?
Yes No
How about horse thieves?
Yes No
WWF Wrestlers?
Yes No
Crazed 6-foot Albanian Dwarfs?
Yes No
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Yes No
Is your Father friendly?
Yes No
Ring size
(
VERY
important)
Does he own a gun?If yes, what caliber?Is he a:
Yes NoGood Shot Fair Shot Poor Shot Expert Shot Deadly ShotBig Shot Cheap Shot Rabies Shot 3-point Shot
Does your dad give temple reccomendinterviews to your dates?
Yes No
Do your parents approve of returnedmissionaries?
Yes No
If no, why?If parents are sealed, in which temple were theysealed?Do you want to be sealedthere as well?
Yes No
Any weird additional information about your family:Do you have a dog?
Yes No
Has he ever usedit?
Yes No
How big?What kind?Does he bite?Does he have his shots?Can he be out-run?Ever tried feeding peanut butter or bubblegum to a dog?
Yes NoYes NoYes NoYes No
Personal Information
On a seperate page, please write your
testimony
(not thank-a-mony or travel-log)
Do you go to church:
Every week Every other week Three times a month Once a monthTwice a year Wouldn’t be caught dead there Never heard of it
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Would you like to know more about the LDS church, eternal families andother fun stuff?
Yes No
Are you a seminary graduate?Did you recieve your Young Woman’s or Eaglescout (as applicable) award?
Yes NoYes No
What callings have you had?Did you graduate from:
Grade SchoolTrade SchoolJr. HighCollegeHigh SchoolCharm school
School name for highest education achieved, major, and year ofgraduationG.P.A.
If illiterate, please provide name of the person filling this out.
Do you:
Please easilyStay MadGossipSnoreAnger easilyCovet easily
Any other shortcoming?
FairGrinHilariousChuckleGigglyDead
Sense ofhumor:Are you presently employed?
Yes No
Where?For how long?Monthly incomeWould this meager income support me in the manner towhich I have become accustomed to?
Yes No
Number, in order your first8 favorite dishes: ____ Big Mac ____Steak and Lobster ____Hot Dogs ____Seafood ____Pizza ____Peanutbutter Sandwiches ____Top Ramen ____Macaroni and Cheese ____Corn ____Mexican food ____Low/Non fat stuff ____Cultural dishes from the mission field ____Tuna fish ____Chocolate Cake ____Spam ____Other:__________________ Can you cook?How Well? (1-10)
Yes No
What do you like to cook?Can you Sew?How Well? (1-10)
Yes No
Do you make your ownclothes?
Yes NoYes No
Would you consider submitting asample?Do you wear your ownclothes?
Yes No
Can you cut hair?
Yes No
Can you play the piano?Any other useful talents?Do you dress mostly in:
DressesSleevelessSkirtsPantsBlousesTurtle neckSweatersT-shirtsPolo shirtsSuit & TieShortsWhatever’s Clean!
Do you dress modestly?
Yes No
If no, Why?If you had a choice between elegant andcasual clothing, which would you prefer?
ElegantCasual
Do you use makeup?If so, how much?
Yes NoLight Medium Heavy Caked on
Is it very necessary?
Yes No
What color of lipstick do youprefer?If yes, why?What is your favorite reading material?Which form of literaturedo you read?
ScripuresFriendNovelsS.I. or G.Q.ClassicsMad Mag.Comic BooksTracting pampletsCosmo type magsTabloidsNew EraInternet stuff
Email addressFavorite ColorFavorite TV ShowFavorite SportFavorite form of recreationDo you drink?
Yes No
If yes, which?
Hot ChocolateSpriteCokeRoot BeerDiet CokeOther
(please specify)_________________________________________ Are you:
Soft spokenLoud spokenOther
______________________________________
Spoken for
Have you ever been arrested?
Yes No
If so, what for?If no, why not?How many children do you want andexpect to have?If over 12, why?If under 4, why?In light of our priesthood leader’s council for longer courtships and shorter engagements,length of engagement preferred:(If over 6 months, tear up form)What is your idea of a perfect honeymoon?Will you be available on this date? ____/ _____/ ____ (if no, please give this form to someone who will)
Yes No
Your personality:
ExcellentGoodBadFairN/A
Would you mind if your engagement ring was just a simple gold band?(the bretheren have advised against debt)
Yes No
In what occupation would you prefer yourSpouse?Are you willing to put your Spousethrough school?
Yes No
Will you support your spouse in his/hercallings?
Yes No
Ever heard of the commitmentpattern?
Yes NoYes NoYes No
Have you ever seen the C.E.S. video “Godly Sorrow” aboutthe girl who can’t go to the temple?
Yes No
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Languages in addition to english thatyou speak:
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what is purpose of this?
hahaha i love this!!!!
is this a joke?
very nice!
I filled it out once a long time ago. ha ha. The missionary sent it to me while he was still on his mission. it was funny. This time I'm gonna do it for my missionary who's out on his mission. haha
it's cool
Is this a joke? I can't actually tell.
This is real?