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The shuttle was barely visible in the night, and seemed almost near
enough to trip over. A bunch of shatteringly sober euronauts sat on
the beach trying to evoke a party atmosphere with fruit punch and
a tub of cheese footballs. Some fool had brought a guitar, and was
adding to the gloom by playing the "I'll have to tune it first, though"
ballad in six verses.
Ellis lay on his back, trying to pick out the space-station from all the
stars, but with no luck. He'd just have to rely on navigating by
normal methods. He was Going Up for his first real stretch after his
training trip, building the station up around him. Three months of
space-welding, space-bickering and space-using-waste-tubes. He
was riveted with excitement and a touch of fear. There was
nowhere to go if it all blew up, except outwards in all directions very
suddenly. Spaceships didn't come with escape pods, even now. And
the scrappy bit of living-room built onto the station was supposed
to have been temporary six months ago. Jens, his future co-worker,
came and lay down next to him.
"Do you think this mission will help me get the girls?" he asked
earnestly.
Ellis thought about it.
"Well, three months floating round a small pod with two men and no
shower, followed by weight loss and muscle wastage...you should
have no trouble.” he said reflectively.
Jens took a long sip of excitingly-blended carrot juice.
"I'd do better than ground staff, though. Girls love a spaceman."
Ellis looked at his profile in the welcome dark and chose not to
reply. The exotic frogs and tropical birds carried on singing into the
night, drowning out the still-tuning guitarist and creating an
atmosphere of purely earthbound beauty. He would be spending a
long time with the music that was Jens, and really wanted a night
off. This would be a bad time to insult him, though. He remembered
the last trip when he had been sent on his final test mission with his
recent ex-girlfriend, Lucy. They had spent fourteen hours on watch
without passing a single word.
French Guiana lay far away from its inhabitants' homelands, but it
was the original site of European space projects, and had a
launchpad latitude of only 5 degrees from the equator. Guiana had
been the site of the old Ariane project, and also housed a large
division of the French Foreign Legion, who were glad to have
something important to do for once. It was unlikely that anyone
would steal an entire rocket, but the possibility had to be
considered.
Most of the staff were recent engineering graduates and trained on-
site to become Euronauts. Although the business of going into
space was now so common, it should have become routine. But it
wasn't quite yet. Anyone who had been Up felt pretty special.
The station was going to take another four years to complete, so
there was plenty of work. It was a very busy stall at graduate
recruitment fairs, combining foreign travel, (to a truly unique extent
in some cases), high pay and a fun atmosphere. The Americans
continued to do occasional big, flashy projects, such as actually
paying for the station, but left most of the building work to
euronauts. They were still tied to the quasi-military astronaut
mindset, and didn't treat space with the same workmanlike
contempt as the grad students BuildEspace employed.
The smug burghers of Europe had coughed up their euros towards
three shuttles and a chunk of the actual station once the financial
benefits had been explained to them slowly, and with many
diagrams. Superceramics could only be built in space, for a start,
which would be essential to the bright new future of clean
electricity. Not only that, but huge amounts of money would be
saved from satellite repair, which still needed one launch per
accident. As about three quarters of the planet had a mobile phone,
there were enough mini-sats orbiting to create a new constellation.
There was also the secret and yet much-debated topic of Nuclear
Waste Disposal, which was where most of the American interest lay.
Lucy, James and the rest all felt lucky to be working in this midge-
infested paradise, rather than in some aerospace workshop in
Dortmund. Everyone was desperate to Go Up. Even the most
cynical money-grabber thought of going into training sometime.
Many of them would never get the chance. Still, the scenery was
gorgeous, as was the pay. And they could reflect that they were
actually pushing back the barriers of human achievement, just as it
said in the prospectus.
There was also the task of mapping the stars and looking out for
any new ones. This was done on computers, as staring at a set of
dots for months on end looking out for a new one was not a job for
even the most desperate research applicant. The students on the
hard cutting-edge of this branch dealt with Viable Planets, a fairly
recent science only made possible by deep-space telescopes. After
ten years of fairly chunky funding, they had come up with four
possible planets, one of which could potentially hold liquid water.
Hence, as they said in their funding applications, the almost certain
probability of humanoid life. The funders just wanted bigger spy
satellites, and paid these monkeys their nuts in case they ever
came up with anything useful.
Dave and Sue noticed a rogue comet one day, as they were
checking the Neptune computer.
Sue's tone of voice didn't really follow these words, but she
continued to check launch schedules. There was no mention on any
of the websites of errant deep-space satellites, but they could be
lying. Although why someone wanted to spy on the rings of
Neptune was a mystery.
She checked the main screen again. "Acceleration is now +0ms^2.
Rate of acceleration: +0ms^3"
3. on the ship
Ellis Aaron Smith (he had to concentrate on that part) was strapped
to a sweaty chair and thinking hard of anything that didn't involve
food or movement. As the token American, he had to keep his end
up. His co-workers claimed to have no respect for his homeland and
no interest in its contribution to space exploration. He suspected
they were doing it on purpose. After half an hour of vomit-laced
boredom, they finally achieved an orbit around the station. Edwald
ran the simple procedures, and they docked with the living unit
bolted to the side of the station. The lights were all off, and
condensation had formed on the beds. Edwald complained fussily
about the bits of litter floating round, and started to purposefully
drift after empty drinktubes.
Ellis unstrapped and went for a quick float around the living-pod. He
could see the half-built station through the porthole, and flushed
with joy at living out his 'Star Wars' fantasy. Well, more like 'Return
Of the Jedi' to be precise, as the station sat weakly in space with
stanchions and girders poking out. A small nut hung outside the
window.
"Let's get working, then we get home.” said Edwald like it was a
family motto. They bobbed towards the suit lockers.
"I'll wear the blue today,” said Jens. He always said that. Twice a
day. Every day.
The three of them zipped into their suits and checked each other.
Then each one stood in the pressure-tester chamber. This time Jens
chose not to make his standard remark about coffins. When the
computer was happy with their air-tightness, it allowed Edwald to
open the door. They stepped out into the universe and began work.
After a rewarding day testing fabrics, Lucy felt in the mood for a big
dinner. Unfortunately, there was only one restaurant on the
complex, and she couldn't go there at the moment due to an old
argument. It was either a hike to Kourou or slow-burning anger in
the mess-hall. She chose the trip to town, and wandered off to find
someone else to go with.
But today there was some big panic in the boardrooms. According
to local gossip, the director had received a mail this morning that
had totally shocked him. He was now trapped in the v-conference
room with seven other online wigs, and it looked serious. Lucy
drifted towards the bar, the traditional home of fresh gossip.
Someone would hack the debate in the next five minutes if it was
really interesting, and then it could be played to the bar v-screen.
Like the time the whole station found out about the director's
aborted mission and the lost paperwork.
Ellis stood on a girder and watched the nothing beneath his feet. He
was waiting for Edwald to signal it was time for lunch and 're-
briefing' in the living pod. It was hard work manipulating weightless
objects across nothing, and the work could be strangely spooky.
After a while, you started to imagine you could hear whispering in
the helmet, and saw Creatures loom up behind you in the sharp
shadows. He had a funny feeling he was being watched, but since
he got this back on Earth too, it probably wasn't anything abnormal.
They started to walk towards the pod, bouncing lightly on their toes
and occasionally missing.
Halfway through lunch (a tube of "mushroom soup" and some
"coffee"), the radio switched on.
"Oh...you're all in then? Fine. The Director has a special message
for you. He wants me to tell you that it's top secret and not to be
divulged, so I won't tell you it yet. But grab hold of something solid,
kids...here he is, get ready"
"Edwald Johnson, Jens Peterson and Ellis A. Smith; you are those
people?" said the Director in a strained and formal voice.
They looked at each other. Jens still had a ball of coffee by his
mouth and couldn't look round.
"Yes,” they said tentatively.
"You recognise your allegiance to the European Union and to
BuildEspace
Co.?"
"Oh yes...?", said Ellis encouragingly.
"Our satellites have recently picked up a signal from a non-natural-
powered vehicle heading this way. It appears to be some sort of
large, man-made satellite. We would like you to send detailed
reports. These must be completely secret."
Edwald looked almost interested.
"Do you believe it might be aliens?", he asked.
"We are not saying anything at the moment, but the possibility
must be considered, after studying the velocity."
"That'll be 'yes', then.”
"Keep your eyes open and report anything unusual. We're preparing
a shuttle to return you as soon as we can, but it may take some
days."
The director rang off, hurriedly.
There was a quiet moment in the pod, followed by another one.
"Is...” tried Jens.
"Is our government trying to tell us we...may be attacked by
aliens?” he managed.
"...yes..." said Ellis numbly.
They got up and began to run through the afternoon's checklist.
"Does anyone want my soup?” asked Jens feebly.
"Save it for the guests,” said Edwald, before re-suiting grimly and
going back outside.
The nauts of Dolth had followed the alien broadcasts along with
everyone else on the planet. Since the invention of super-
telescopes and hyper-conductors, clear broadcasts could be picked
up from the far edge of the galaxy. After only a few weeks, a source
of controlled blast had been found, and the messages decoded.
They turned out to be mostly entertainment broadcasts from a
highly-evolved planet on the other end of the Spiral. The planet, at
its highest level, seemed to be at the stage of Tannin about fifty
years ago. They already had local space flight and a high degree of
micro-circuitry and bio-manipulation. Not that the Dolthe were
judging this against any other civilisations they had found. But, as a
great philosopher pointed out, on a live TV show, there could be
sentient life on the nearest watered planet, but they just hadn't
invented television yet.
Huge departments of xenobiology, xenosociology and xeno-
postmodern-structuralist drama studies grew up in all the main
universities. The xenobiologists had the worst luck, as the residents
of this planet appeared to be exactly physically identical. There was
even a fashion for "alien" pop stars.
After some careful knob-twiddling, scientists finally found a
technical broadcast of the genome. It was identical, in every single
meaningful cluster. There seemed to be a lower tendency towards
green eyes and Type A blood, but that was it. As far as a computer
could tell, they weren't even an identifiably separate ethnic group.
Xenobiology professors still managed to make a comfortable living
out of this, writing papers about parallel evolution and the
inevitability of certain body-shapes, and universal Sullerinism
(although the famous old evolutionary theorist was always being
misquoted, his name sold more books to the general public).
The xeno-cultural-studies' people had even more to do now, as they
could write whole series of books about the effects of different
cultural and historical events upon the same genetic material.
Naturally, when the hyper-engines were first tested, "Earth" was the
obvious destination. They had nearly ten years of test flights,
including a nasty occurrence concerning a stranded escape-pod,
which was only rescued when all the occupants had died. They ran
a computer simulation every day for three years. Finally, they asked
for volunteers to spend two years in acceleration couches just so
they could greet a planetful of their own people who happened to
live on the other side of the galaxy. The final selection of
Dolthenauts did the talk-show circuit, bought a lot of life-insurance
and climbed aboard.
Soon, the news of their arrival would start to turn up on broadcasts
from
"Earth.”
Sreth M. Verlenon watched her co-pilots of the last four years argue
about a parking orbit. If it went wrong, they could all die. Which
would be a sad end to so much torment. She tried to shoot some
footage of the pilots calculating, but was told to run and play
outside. Space humour never changed.
They sat unhappily in the tiny landing pod and watched their
shuttle fly neatly into a lunar orbit. After a long hissed conversation
between Meng and Depi about whose fault it was that they had ran
out of short-range fuel, they decided to land on the alien space-
station and radio for help. Only an hour ago, they had been
discussing its building and whether it would do the relevant
economies any good, and now they were forced to land on it. Now
they would discover a lot about the relevant cultures in a painfully
short time.
The mission commanders had warned them that the parking orbit
would be the most dangerous part, but they hadn’t considered how
much fuel it would take. It seemed ridiculous to worry about that
when they still had the FTL engine manipulation and the
deceleration to get through. Now they had nothing. Their only
chance of life at all was among these aliens. They might be able to
refuel if they were lucky, but it was an embarrassing way to greet a
planet.
They sat awhile in contemplation of the blasted debris, chewing
rations and arguing about which advanced culture would rescue
them. Sreth filmed the ship as it swung past, and prepared her
memopack for a long programme about real-life aliens. In a minute,
someone would go out there and greet the people currently working
on the station. Just one person, so as to look less frightening. Falin
chose Sreth, as being the shortest. No-one could think of an answer
to such strange logic, and no-one contradicted him. Despite all the
careful research work about space workers and the fact they didn't
carry guns to build space-stations, the rest of the crew was too
nervous. They would wait for a proper rescue committee and
prepare themselves more fully.
*** stuck in the pod for a month in quarantine, looking at the view
out the window.***
It's extraordinary.
There was a little stream that used to run through his father's field
where he would fish badly. As he watched the ship come closer, he
wished he was back there and not about to hand these...people...
over to the Machine.
He doubted whether they would be left in one piece within a year,
and he knew they would never be allowed to leave whatever
military-medical complex they had prepared for them. If their
species was as human as they looked, they would need a good
night's sleep and maybe a week on the beach by now. They
wouldn't get that, just lots of tiled rooms and a huge pile of
research professors. None of them would get so much as a change
of underwear.
And the thoughts drifted hopelessly to imaginings of alien
underwear. And whether she was as human as she looked. All the
way down. Whether she was entirely compatible. A sub-branch of
his mind started to query whether this was further out than
bestiality. She was probably not in the mood, anyway, he figured.
He looked round at the actual creature, who kept shutting her eyes
and pinching the bridge of her nose. Perhaps she had a standard
earth-type headache. Or she was sending out telepathic death-rays,
whatever. How could anything look so human?
The ship docked with all due officiousness, and a selection of
bustling military types filled the pod. For some logic-free reason,
they were all wearing biohazard suits. Loud authoritarian voices
made arrogant government demands. Edwald, the suck-ass, started
to chat to one of them about decontamination procedures.
The three euronauts were shoved into bio suits and hustled onto
the ship. The military men followed on board soon after, carrying
the aliens in incubation boxes that looked just exactly like glass
coffins.
10. surprising results of medical tests
It's surprising.
"Hi folks!"
"I don't think so...hang on, what's that under your shirt?"
It's amazing.