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The journal of record for inflated research and personalities Annals of 2009 Annals of Improbable Research ISSN 1079-5146 print / 1935-6862 online
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of my professional companions were. Much as I enjoyed the work, and prideful though I am of myself and of my erstwhile colleagues, I know superior talent when I see it. Patricia Wallace London, UK NOTE: The opinions expressed here represent the opinions of the authors and do not necessarily represent the opinions of those who hold other opinions.
Exciting Research
The PsychInfo database yielded up this citation: Nocturnal Emission and Masturbatory Frequency Relationships: A 19th-Century Account, B.R. Burg, Journal of Sex Research, vol. 24, 1988, pp. 216-20. The abstract reads: Analyzed weekly masturbation and nocturnal emission frequency by age, educational level, and generation (younger or older), using data from studies by P.C. Van Buskirk (unpublished manuscript) and A. C. Kinsey et al (1948). In doing this database search, I was using the Ovid search interface, which, upon displaying the subject header nocturnal emission, gave me the option to auto-explode. [EDITORS NOTE: The image here shows a footnote extracted from B.R. Burgs report.] David Epstein Towson, Maryland
Overhanded Imaging
Perhaps one of your readers can solve this mystery. This drawing is in two of three copies I own (yes, I am a book collector) of the 1895 book 400 Versuche aus dem Gebiete der Mechanik, Akustik, Wrme, Optik, Elektricitt. Uebungsbuch fr den Experimentirkasten, Meiser and Mertig, editors, (4th edition, Dresden, Selbstverlag). My third copy contains a nearly identical drawing, but one that does not have the hand sticking out of the slot in the box on the table. I am sure there are good historical reasons why the hand does not appear in that one copy of the book, but my knowledge of elementary physics experiments is too limited to tell me what that reason could be. I hope somebody will enlighten me. Shawn Thieb Hogekirk, South Africa
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Gender-Sussing of Kitty
Identification of Gender In Domestic-Cat Faces With and Without Training: Perceptual Learning of a Natural Categorization Task, Paul C. Quinn, Vanessa Palmer, and Alan M. Slater, Perception, vol. 28, no. 6, 1999, pp. 74963. (Thanks to Morton Fisk for bringing this to our attention.) The authors are at Washington Jefferson College, Washington, Pennsylvania, and at the University of Exeter, U.K. They report: The findings indicate that, with appropriate training, human observers can identify the gender of cat faces at an above-chance level.
Detail from the Quinn/Palmer/Slater study Identification of Gender In Domestic-Cat Faces With and Without Training: Perceptual Learning of a Natural Categorization Task.
Spoonful o Neutrons
Measurements of 60Co in Spoons Activated by Neutrons During the JCO Criticality Accident at Tokai-mura in 1999, J. Gasparro, M. Hult, K. Komura, D. Arnold, L. Holmes, P.N. Johnston, M. Laubenstein, S. Neumaier, J.L. Reyss, P. Schillebeeckx, H. Tagziria, G. Van Britsom, and R. Vasselli, Journal of Environmental Radioactivity, vol. 73, no. 3, 2004, pp. 30721.
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Detail from the Charnetski/Riggers/Brennan study Effect of Petting a Dog on Immune System Function.
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The innovation of stoning is described on page 87 of The Criminal Code of the Jews, Philip Berger Benny, Smith, Elder and Company, London, 1880.
Ancient Arab swords. Note that some designs were more commonly used for decapitation, and other designs less so. Drawing: The Book of the Sword, Sir Richard Francis Burton, Chatto and Windus, London, 1884.
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At least one form of impalement by stake is thought to be a Turkish innovation. Details here are from The Eastern Question: Its Facts and Fallacies, Malcolm MacColl, Longmans, Green and Co., London, 1877.
Impalement by bamboo growth originated in regions of Asia that could take advantage of the rapid growth of certain varieties of the bamboo plant. Details shown here are from Two Happy Years in Ceylon, Constance Frederica Gordon Cumming, Chatto and Windus, London, 1893. Be sure to read footnote 1 in this image.
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The end was quick, and again, there was no waste of timber.
Ancient Roman Innovations
Still in the semi-arid Mediterranean, the Romans, who suffered from the consequences of severe deforestation, conserved good quality timber by the practice of crucifixion. They used wooden crosses repeatedly, and even forced the condemned people to carry the horizontal beam. An alternative tree-based method that saved the trees used in execution was to bend two trees till they were close and tie them with ropes so the ropes prevented them from straightening up. The condemned person was tied to the trees (an arm and a leg to each tree), the ropes holding the trees were cut. The end was quick, and again, there was no waste of timber.
The guillotine proved to be an environmentally friendly innovation in France. Drawing: History of the Guillotine, John Wilson Croker, John Murray, London, 1853.
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The Man
There exist few reliable, firsthand reports of the pain experienced during an execution. Harold Hillman was Director of the Unity Laboratory of Applied Neurobiology, and a Reader in Physiology at the University of Surrey, in Guildford. He spent years gathering whatever information he could find about what it feels like to undergo each of the most popular forms of capital punishment. Dr. Hillman drew from a wide variety of sources: Observations on the condemned persons, postmortem examinations, physiological studies on animals undergoing similar procedures, and the literature on emergency medicine. This he caringly distilled into a fact-filled, eight-page report that provoked reactions of many different kinds admiring, disgusted, disdainful, horrified, and in some circles, mordantly amused. continued >
Dr. Hillman at an event in London during the Ig Nobel Tour of the UK and Ireland in 2004. Photo: Kees Moeliker.
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The Methods
Dr. Hillman gave a detailed description of each method of execution: how the act is performed, the typical physiological course of events in the executee, and a quick pathological examination of the remains. He began with shooting (This may be carried out [by an executioner] who fires from behind the condemned persons occiput towards the frontal region...). Next came hanging. After hanging came stoning. Dr. Hillman pointed out that This form of execution is likely to result in the slowest form of death of any of the methods used. This was followed by beheading. (The skin, muscles, and vertebrae of the neck are tough, so that beheading does not always result from a single blow....) Then came electrocution. After that, gassing. (The condemned person is strapped to a chair in front of a pail of sulfuric acid, in an airtight chamber...) And in the end, came intravenous injection. (The condemned person is bound supine to a trolley and a trained nurse or technician cannulates the vein in the angle of the elbow....)
perspires, has dilated pupils, withdraws from the noxious stimulus, moves the limbs violently, contracts the facial muscles, micturates, and defaecates. Dr. Hillman constructed a helpful little chart to show, at a glance, which of these signs of possible pain typically can or cannot be detected during each method of execution. Altogether, the Hillman report is a helpful treasury of grisly detail augmented with medical speculation. Its ultimate conclusion: All of the methods for executing people, with the possible exception of intravenous injection, are likely to cause pain.
Reference
The Possible Pain Experienced During Execution by Different Methods, Harold Hillman, Perception, vol. 22, 1993, pp. 745-53.
Dr. Hillman at an event in Exeter during the 2004 tour. The man in the foreground, helping Dr. Hillman project images of his work, is Pek van Andel, himself an Ig Nobel Prize winner. Dr. van Andel led the team that made the first MRI images of a couples sexual organs while those organs were in use. Photo: Kees Moeliker
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Detail from Professor Hillmans study: some of the observed signs that are believed to indicate pain.
Further detail from Professor Hillmans study: Notes about evidence examined by other researchers.
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This is from the book Behavior Book A Guide and Manual for Ladies as Regards Their conversation; manners; dress; introductions; entree to society; shopping; conduct in the street; at places of amusement; in traveling; at the table, either at home, in company, or at hotels; deportment in gentlemens society; lips; complexion; teeth; hands; the hair; etc., etc. With full instructions and advice in letter writing; receiving presents; incorrect words; borrowing; obligations to gentlemen; offences; children; decorum in church; at evening parties; and full suggestions in bad practices and habits easily contracted, which no young lady should be guilty of, etc., etc., Eliza Leslie, T.B. Peterson and Brothers, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
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Puzzling Solutions
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Figure 1.
1. This one is from the United States Army Corps of Engineerss Walla Walla Districts Design Memorandum No. 28 Lower Granite Master Plan for the management of all natural and manmade resources of Lower Granite Lock and Dam, as can be seen from the full image here (Figure 1). 2. This one is a colonoscopy brochure, as can be seen from the full image here (Figure 2).
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"Brassiere Having Simulated Nipples," U.S. patent #3976083, issued to Jakob E. Schmidt of Charlestown, Indiana, on Aug 24, 1976. (Mr. Schmidt also was granted patent # 4241737 for "Brassiere Having Simulated Nipples and Attachable-Detachable Nipple Simulators" and patent #4127128 for the identically named "Brassiere Having Simulated Nipples and Attachable-Detachable Nipple Simulators," ."Patent #3976083 is for: A brassiere is disclosed having cups which are provided with a nipple-like protuberance simulating the bulge of a natural nipple. The nipple-like bulge or protuberance may be a built-in component of the brassiere, usually situated under the fabric of the cup; a component which is permanently attached to the external surface of the brassiere cop; or an individual structure which may be attached to or detached from the brassiere cup as will, by means of several linkage and attachment mechanisms... simulated nipples for a brassiere would offer an acceptable compromise for ladies who do not wish to go without a brassiere and a welcome release from the subconscious effects of the suppression brought on by wearing brassieres of the types variously available, which obliterate the nipple
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Desirability to Drunks
Effects of Acute Alcohol Consumption on Ratings of Attractiveness of Facial Stimuli: Evidence of Long-Term Encoding, Lycia L.C. Parker, Ian S. Penton-Voak, Angela S. Attwood, and Marcus R. Munaf, Alcohol and Alcoholism, vol. 43, no. 6, 2008, pp. 63640, DOI:10.1093/alcalc/agn065. (Thanks to Joe Ham for bringing this to our attention.) The authors, at the University of Bristol, UK, explain: A strongly held popular belief is that alcohol increases the perceived attractiveness of members of the opposite sex. Despite this, there are no experimental data that investigate this possibility. We therefore explored the relationship between acute alcohol consumption and ratings of attractiveness of facial stimuli.... We tested participants immediately following consumption of alcohol or placebo and one day later, in order to investigate whether any effects of alcohol persist beyond acute effects.... CONCLUSIONS: Alcohol consumption increases ratings of attractiveness of facial stimuli, and this effect is not selective for opposite-sex faces. In addition, the effects of alcohol consumption on ratings of attractiveness persist for up to 24 h after consumption, but only in male participants when rating female (i.e. opposite-sex) faces.
AsS Melt Under Pressure: One Substance, Three Liquids, V.V. Brazhkin, Y. Katayama, M.V. Kondrin, T. Hattori, A.G. Lyapin, and H. Saitoh, Physical Review Letters, vol. 100, no. 145701, 2008, DOI:10.1103/PhysRevLett.100.145701. (Thanks to Jerry Ryan for bringing this to our attention.) The authors, who are variously at the Russian Academy of Sciences in the Troitsk Moscow region, Russia and at the Japan Atomic Energy Agency in Hyogo, Japan, report: An in situ high-temperaturehigh-pressure study of liquid chalcogenide AsS by x-ray diffraction, resistivity measurements, and quenching from melt is presented.
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