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Valentin Fortunov
with Andrew Carey
Part 2: Sunday
SUNDAY
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Salomon signalled right and the black BMW bit into the
turn. Without slowing, he lowered the window and
clamped the blue lamp onto the roof. He switched it on,
hesitated, then turned on the siren as well, low, and
spurred the bavarian along the narrow roads past the
city’s most imposing villas. Beside him Lazar Palin
clutched the handle over the right door ostentatiously.
Two weeks of sharp frosts had already worked their
annual magic. The foliage in the small gardens was a
bonfire of reds and yellows – the colours glossed by the
sharply angled orange light of the early morning sun.
An idle town, Lazar thought. He had never adapted
to the post-Communist weekend rhythm of Sofia, where
life didn’t start before ten for those that remained there.
The rest simply left the stone jungle at the weekend en
masse, as if collectively
programmed to seek
out their summer
villas, summer houses
or (if they had been
unlucky in the
privatisation lottery)
summer cabins. But
even here in the rows Vitosha Mountain from Sofia – Blue Bulgaria
of summer houses at the foot of Mount Vitosha he could
see no discernible signs of life. It was nearly eight and
the silence tugged at him.
These people let their lives slip away, Lazar had just
concluded, when the car threw him sharply sideways,
and then forwards, so he had to jam his injured arm
against the impressively padded dashboard to avoid
smacking his head on the windscreen. Salomon had
braked sharply to avoid a potentially embarrassing
encounter with a police roadblock. To left and right cars
were randomly parked and several people, presumably
reporters, stood in small groups. Talking ceased as they
gazed at the BMW.
‘Bastards! They’ve moved it,’ Salomon spat. ‘The
roadblock was much nearer the hotel first thing.’ He
opened his window. Despite the BMW’s flashing blue
light, the two officers in front of them showed no sign of
moving, their Kalashnikovs pointing lazily at the car. A
third man, wearing the same camouflage uniform and a
black beret, approached them at a loose waddle, as if
doing an impression of a soldier in camouflage uniform
and black beret. He stopped by the car door and bent his
head down to talk to Lazar:
‘Colonel, I’m glad to see you’ve made such a quick
recovery.’
‘It was nothing, Emil, I just lost a couple of litres of
blood... It occurs to me to ask what you’re doing here?’
The sergeant smiled and shook his head. ‘You know
how it is, Colonel, when there’s politics involved, they
like to put us in front of the cameras.’
Lazar waved his hand in disgust: ‘Good luck,
Sergeant,’ then turned back to Salomon and nodded,
‘Let’s go.’
‘Same to you, Colonel. Bye, Sally,’ the sergeant
saluted sharply.
Salomon winked at the sergeant and accelerated in
an ostentatious squeal of diesel fumes.
Image credits:
Jehu Driving Furiously : An oil painted by Gertrude Jekyll in 1865 illustrating
a biblical text and remarked upon by Ruskin. Museum of Garden History
Mt Vitosha from Sofia - Blue Bulgaria
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