“Jasper! Hey Jazzy!” Alice came bounding down the stairs.“Hello, my dear wife.” Jasper responded. “Where is everyone?”“Edward took Bella to the bookstore. I can’t believe it! She should beshopping for clothes! Have I not rubbed off on her? I need to take her onanother trip! But still! She’s reading
again!” Alicebabbled. “Didn’t we all read that? Oh, sure, Jazzy, it’s a little older than youbut nothing Carlisle can’t read! Just because it was published in 1847 doesn’tmean you should be jealous of a book!” What did she just say? Jasperthought. Who said I was
? “And Rose and Emmett went tothe lake and I’m not going to even
to see what they are doing.” Aliceshuddered and Jasper saw her point. Rosalie and Emmett seem to have sexevery night – no wait, they are
with sex.“Ali-.” Jasper tried to cut in but Alice just kept on babbling and repeatingthings, just to keep talking. Knowing it was pointless to try and interruptAlice, Jasper used his ability to calm Alice. When Jasper looked into Alice’semotions, he too began to babble like an idiot.“Uh... Jasper? Alice? Are you alright?” someone asked from the doorway.Edward snickered like an idiot. Jasper began babbling about what happened. “Well, well, well, Alice, Alicecame down the stairs and then, and then, I, uh, asker, I mean, I mean askedher where everyone was and then she said that Edward took you to thebookstore and she started babbling about how you should be shopping forclothes and how she didn’t rub off on you! Then she said she had to take youon another trip and then about how you were still reading
and then about how I was supposedly jealous of a book that’s older than me.And about how Rose and Emmett went to the lake and about not wanting totry and see what they’re doing. And after that she kept on babbling aboutrandom stuff that were not even related to the subject and she also repeatedthings which I thought was really pointless. When I tried to get her to calmdown and I looked into her emotions, I started talking like an idiot toobecause her emotions are so strong that it is controlling me! Help me, helpme, help me, help me, plea! I mean, please! Edward and Bella! HELP ME!” Jasper said at a human speed which took forever to come out of his mouth.“Um... wow, Jasper.” Bella stared dumbfounded at two vampires jumpingaround the room talking continuously at a human pace.