Washington State University September 7, 2009 Volume 15, Issue 2

Vancouver’s Student Newspaper www.vancougar.com

Fifth graders Graffiti-inspired

get help from art on display at
Writing Center WSUV

{ } A
Jess Davis
ACE Editor n exhibit of graffiti-
D r. Kandy Robertson,
inspired artwork is on display
at Washington State University
Clinical Associate Professor for Vancouver through Sept. 10.
the Department of English, has The artwork can be seen in the
founded a volunteer program Administration building gallery
with the help of Karen Diller, and in the second-floor gallery
Vice Chancellor of Academic space of the Engineering Life
Affairs, and its right here on Sciences building.
campus! Students now have the Art collector Nancy Macklin
opportunity to make a difference organized the exhibit of graffiti
in their spare time, helping 5th artists for WSU Vancouver. The
graders improve their reading artists she selected work in a
skills. “Too often students fall variety of mediums: traditional
behind in reading, and this puts spray paint, fused glass, mixed
them at a serious disadvantage media, and pen and ink.
as they enter middle school. Some of the artists used the
Government programs help graffiti tradition of painting
some, but too many students words in bold colors and stylized
fall through the cracks and face letters. Others used a street-art
the challenges of middle school sensibility in less traditional
underprepared,” said Robertson, ways.
who volunteered as a reading Macklin chose both
tutor at Image Elementary last professional and emerging
year. “I worked with a total artists to be a part of the exhibit.
of 17 students on Fridays and The artists include: Denario
quickly realized that there was Jenkins, Jeremy Nichols and
more need than one person could Josue Rodriguez, who show in
handle.” Portland-area galleries.
This program offers a unique Richard Jule, Andre Simard
opportunity for students to and Stacy Smith collaborated on
volunteer as little as one hour a glass piece and are associated
per week, and it is great way with Bullseye Gallery. Paul
for those majoring in Education Estrada and Jordan Guy are
to fulfill their requirement of emerging artists from Grant
80 community service hours. High School.
The idea was conceived by At the close of the graffiti
Robertson and Kathleen Keller, exhibit, Jenkins, Nichols and
principal of Image elementary, Rodriguez will be on campus
after recognizing the need for to demonstrate their techniques
more volunteers. “We began and paint an original large-scale
to talk about what a cadre of work of art. The demonstration
volunteers could do to help will be from 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. on
students,” Robertson notes. The Sept. 9 at the basketball court on
need has always been there, and Loop Road.
now WSUV Cougars have the The artists will answer
chance to play an important role questions and interact with
in the future of our children. anyone who stops by to watch

Hawaiian BBQ attracts Cougs

Katie Anderson (top) and Joseph Tiegs/The VanCougar
If you love working with them work. A DJ from KOUG
children, and you would like Radio will entertain at the event
to make a difference in our over the lunch hour. The final
community, contact Kandy piece will be displayed at the
Robertson at kandy_robertson@
vancouver.wsu.edu or Karen
Back-to-school lunch and club fair a two day event WSU Vancouver community
celebration, “Connections 2009”
Diller at diller@vancouver.wsu. from 4 - 6 p.m. on Sept. 10 in the
edu. Katie Wells their office. Peter Sterr, the Director of Legislative Affairs
Firstenburg Student Commons.
There are also many other Editor-in-Chief for ASWSUV, talked to students about the lobbying efforts
M
The demonstration is sponsored,
volunteer opportunities on presented by our campus to Congress. Smaller clubs, such
any would say that with a great event comes food. in part, by the Associated
campus. The Civic Engagement as ‘Soccer Juggling’ and ‘Promoting Animal Welfare’ were
The back-to-school barbecue proved, in fact, that with food Students of Washington State
program offers projects such also given the chance to display their organizations.
comes a great event. When it comes to students at WSUV, University Vancouver and also
as ‘At Home At School,’ ‘Big During the combined four hours of the club fair, there
nothing calls to them more than free food. by Connections 2009.
Brothers Big Sisters,’ ‘Clark were other activities going on as well. Representatives from
Patrick’s Hawaiian Café once again catered the barbecue Some have brought opposition
County Court Appointed Special the library were gathering their annual ‘ASK’ photographs,
and club fair on Sept. 1 and 2. Hosted by ASWSUV, the to the event and do not find the
Advocate Program,’ Lunch Nancy Youlden, Vice Chancellor for Student Affairs, was
event was set up as a way to get more students involved artwork ‘morally correct.’
Buddies,’ and ‘Stream Team.’ practicing her hula dancing while sporting a Hawaiian
in the clubs and organizations around campus. Over 400 The University and majority
With each of these programs, skirt and hat, and a couple students were engineering paper
students passed through the Firstenburg Fountain region of of students appears to disagree.
students have the chance to airplanes for a throwing contest.
campus during the two-day event. The artwork that has been
help out young students or the The barbecue and club fair was the largest event on
Students and guests had the opportunity to check out hanging in the VADM Gallery
environment. campus since the start of school and leaves only high
the various clubs that were tabling after dishing up a plate since August has received many
This last year, members of expectations for events to come.
of food. While listening to live music played by acoustic positive reviews.
Civic Engagement helped plant Janine Johnston, Activities Director, played a large part
singer and guitarist Brett, the attendees migrated around For more information about
a garden with ‘at risk’ juveniles, in planning and executing the event. She has been working
the many tables set out around the fountain. the art demonstration contact
spent their Spring Break with ASWSUV since this last summer, but served as her
Clubs ranging from ‘Russell Kirk Society’ to ‘Cougar Erin Dengerink Madarang,
completing various community community college’s student body president.
Pride’ displayed their need for members while passing out madarang@vancouver.wsu.edu,
services, and put on a Poverty For those that were unable to attend the club fair, but still
brochures, buttons, and even candy. KOUG Radio was able or 360-546-9551.
Banquet to raise awareness of interested in joining a club, there is information regarding
to gather many names of students interested in working all organizations found on the WSUV web site.
issues at the local and global
there and the Recreation Center had the opportunity to
scale.
advertise the many events and activities available through

{ }
Outdoor soccer Freshman trip to Local artist WSUV’s 2009
photo spread Merwin Park at creates functional Convocation;
and information Merwin Lake artwork choir provides
entertainment
page 4 page 8 page 11 page 12
 2 STUDENT GOVERNMENT

ASWSUV Senate prepared

Looking forward to another year
Sally Thrall debates for mayoral candidates. On the federal
Staff Writer level, the senate hopes to secure more funding

A nother year, another chance to start

fresh and strong, accomplishing goals that may
have been pushed to the side in the past. Or, at
least, that is how Robert Chu looks at it. Robert
from the Free Application for Federal Student
Aid (FAFSA).
Along with promoting more advocacy,
the senate plans to take a more active role in
leadership on campus. Chu believes this goal

Chu is Chair Pro-tempore of ASWSUV’s
senate. As Chair Pro-tempore, Chu’s job is to
lead discussion in the senate and preside over
meetings. This will be Chu’s second year on
K\ckUg
can be accomplished by emphasizing strong
internal leadership. Chu plans to increase office
hours for senators across the board. All senators
will have more guaranteed time where students

dfYg]XYbh
the senate. Last year, Chu was a member of the will be able to see them. Senators in higher
external affairs committee, but was not able to leadership roles will have even more office
accomplish very much. Chu admits “Last year, hours. Chu, as the Chair Pro-Tempore, will
the senate was less productive than I would have the most.
have liked.” Finally, Chu would
This year, Robert
Chu has a vision for “[Activities are] not like to the senate to

Xif]b[mcif`Ugh
host more activities
what the senate will be
able to accomplish.
something that the for the student body.
“[Activities are]
“This year we will senate has been known not something that

be providing more
services through for in the past.”
advocacy, leadership
and activities,” Chu - Robert Chu
quoted from the senate
mission statement.
Speaking on behalf of the senate, Robert
Chu outlined some of the goals the senate has
for advocacy, leadership and activities in the
upcoming year.
Traditionally, the senate has acted as
advocates to larger political bodies on
behalf of the students of WSUV. In the past,
this advocacy mainly focused on the state
legislature, and particularly on the Higher
Education Coordinating Board. Last year, the
senate focused advocacy resources on fighting
the proposed tuition increases. This year, the
senate plans to continue advocacy at the state
level in addition to expanding to the local and
federal levels. On the local level, the senate
would like to increase involvement by holding
UbbiU`YlUa3
the senate has been
known for in the past,”
Chu said.
While specific
activities are still in
the works, the senate
already has some ideas including a volunteer
fair and fun run. Chu is also encouraging a lot Salm on Cree k hea lth cent er is back !
of student feedback in order to put on programs
2105 NE 129t h Stre et in Van couv er,
that students will want to attend. The senate
would like to focus on non-traditional students 1-88 8-57 6-PL AN
and making programs that they would like to
attend.
A good idea, considering as Chu said, “The
average age on campus is 26.”
While the expansion of the senate’s
productivity may seem like a lofty goal, Chu
does not seem worried. He says he has very high
standards. And if everything goes according to
plan, maybe those high standards will work in
the favor of the students here at WSUV.

/ (
/ * ( ) 5
&&
# 0 8 - *
-&:
- "/ & 4
'3 "5
$3 04
QN

.JEOJHIU
PO
4FQUFNCFS


$PVHBST 1#+

$08#0:4 $MVC
1SFTFOUT
4FQUFNCFS
 /BODZ
:PVMEFO
QN

QN 7JDF
$IBODFMMPS
PG
4UVEFOU
"GGBJST

'JSTUFOCVSH
4UVEFOU
$PNNPOT 4FQUFNCFS

/PPO

QN
PO
5IF
4UVEFOU
$PNNPOT
1BUJP

9/10 Free Bowling Night 9 p.m. Crosley Lanes - 9/16 Coffee Culture - 9/18 & 9/19 All-Campus Tailgate morning WSU Pullman
 STUDENT GOVERNMENT 3

 











 

HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL!
50% Off all slices everyday from 2 - 5 PM. $1.50 Schmizza beer with any slice.
12˝ Medium serves 1-2
14˝ Large serves 2-3
16˝ X-Large serves 3-4
Gourmet Slice. Great Price. Guaranteed. 18˝ Classic serves 4-6

Favorites Chicken
Medium Large X-large Classic Medium Large X-large Classic
$11.99 $15.99 $17.99 $20.99 $14.99 $18.99 $20.99 $23.99

CHEESE- A creamy blend of mozzarella, jack, provolone, romano &
parmesan cheeses
PEPPERONI- Cheesy goodness with pepperoni on top
DON HO- Canadian bacon & pineapple on a sea of cheese
Meatzas Medium Large X-large Classic
$14.99 $18.99 $20.99 $23.99
SCH’ MEAT’ ZA- Crumbled italian sausage, german sausage, canadian bacon,
genoa salami & pepperoni
OL’ HICKORY- Hickory smoked bacon, baby red potatoes, roma tomatoes & a
dollop of sour cream
GENOA- Genoa salami, mushrooms, olives, pepperoni & italian sausage
STEAK & POTATO- Marinated choice steak, baby red potatoes & a splash of
sour cream
SCHPAGHETTI & MEATBALL- Marinated meatballs on a bed of Mama
Schmizza’s schpaghetti with a splash of marinara sauce & a sprinkle of feta cheese
COMBO CLASSICO- Mushrooms, black olives & crumbled italian sausage
TRADITIONAL- Pepperoni, green peppers, red onions & black olives
Veggies Medium Large X-large Classic
$13.99 $17.99 $19.99 $22.99
MARGARITA- Olive oil base with garlic, basil, tomatoes, & feta cheese.
EXTREME VEGGIE- Mushrooms, roasted red & green peppers, spinach,
onions, zucchini, black olives & garlic
FOO FOO- Marinated artichoke hearts, sun dried tomatoes, garlic & feta
cheese
GREEK VEGGIE- Fresh spinach, roma tomatoes, red onions, black olives,
garlic & feta cheese
POPEYE & OLIVE OIL- Fresh spinach leaves on a bed of creamy alfredo
sauce with roma tomatoes, garlic & feta cheese
RUSTIC PIE- Baby red potatoes, roma tomatoes, garlic, broccoli & a sprinkle
of feta cheese
VEGGIE BABY- Fresh spinach, red bell peppers, onions, tomatoes & feta
cheese atop a creamy alfredo base
COCHINO CHICKEN- Pesto chicken, red onions, hickory smoked
bacon & feta cheese
CREOLE- Spicy chicken, smoked mozzarella, red onions & roasted red
peppers
GREEN CHICKEN PIE- Pesto chicken, fresh spinach, marinated
artichoke hearts, roma tomatoes & feta cheese
ITALIANO- Spicy chicken, oven roasted polenta, roma tomatoes, feta
cheese & cilantro
NO KISS TONIGHT- Garlic chicken, red onions & feta cheese atop a
creamy alfredo base
SPICY THAI- Garlic chicken, roasted red peppers, crushed red peppers &
cilantro on a spicy peanut sauce base
BBQ CHICKEN- Texas style marinated chicken, red onions, tomatoes &
feta cheese
SWEET ‘N SOUR- Sweet ’n sour marinated chicken, roasted red
peppers, pineapple & sesame seeds
YUCATECO GARLIC NOODLE- Mexican roasted chicken, sun
dried tomatoes & feta cheese on a bed of Mama Schmizza’s garlic noodles
ZORBA CHICKEN- Pesto chicken, fresh spinach, red onions, black
olives, roma tomatoes & feta cheese
Specialty
Medium Large X-large Classic
$18.99 $22.99 $24.99 $27.99
ALLIGATOR PIE- Louisiana farm raised alligator sausage with red
peppers, onions, tomatoes & feta cheese on a bed of Mama Schmizza’s
noodles. IT BITES!
Salads
GREEK SALAD- Side: $2.49 / Large: $4.49
Fresh cucumbers, roma tomatoes, oregano, red onion, kalamata olives & feta
cheese on a bed of spinach leaves & served with lemon lime dressing
CAESAR SCHMAESAR- Side: $2.49 / Large: $4.49
Fresh romaine lettuce tossed in a creamy Schmaesar dressing and finished
with shredded parmesan & herbed croutons.
***ADD CHICKEN OR STEAK TO ANY SALAD FOR ONLY $2 MORE

Pasta Ala Carte

$5.99
Combo Meal
$8.49
Other Stuff
CAJUNATOR- Alligator sausage or grilled chicken breast tossed in a light
spicy cajun chipotle cream sauce & finished with parmesan cheese DIPSTICKS- Six big dipsticks hand made from our very own
pizza dough - oven baked fresh daily & served with your choice of :
FRIKIN’ CHICKEN- Grilled chicken breast strips and oven roasted
MARINARA


RANCH


ALFREDO
broccoli tossed in a light basil pesto cream sauce & finished with parmesan cheese
$2.99
GARDEN NOODLE- Sauteed fresh spinach, black olives, mushrooms, SCHMIZZA BEER-
red onions & zucchini tossed in olive oil and garlic & finished with fresh roma Buy any slice & get a pint of Schmizza beer for only $1.50 ...Right On!
tomatoes and parmesan cheese
SCHPAGHETTI & MEATBALL- You know it, you love it WE DO BUSINESS DELIVERY
STEAK STRIP ALFREDO- Tender mesquite beef strips & pan fried Working lunches...heck yea! Special occasions...sure!
mushrooms finished with a creamy alfredo sauce & parmesan cheese For all the information, call us, we’d be happy to help you!

Let us cater your next event! www.schmizza.com

Under New Ownership
- working lunches
- company meetings Come see us soon!
- birthday parties
- employee appreciation
- team banquets 910 NE Tenney Rd.
- open houses Suite B119
- sales presentations

9/25 Cougars & Cowboys 7 p.m. VFSC - 10/1 Swing Dance - 10/8 Free Bowling Night at Crosley Lanes in downtown Vancouver - 8/14 Oktoberfest
 4 SPORTS AND RECREATION

Outdoor Adventurer
Beacon Rock: NW natural playground
displayed at several locations around the base,
Jess Davis and at the summit. During my first visit to
ACE Editor Beacon Rock—I’ve been several times since
A s our small window of summer comes
then—I found it hard to tear myself away from
the scenery long enough to read the seemingly
to a close, locals begin to give up on the great
endless literature, but I would urge any outdoor
Northwest outdoors. Several gloriously sunny
sportsman to read up on the places that you
days in a row are hard to follow, and many feel
enjoy. I’ve found that learning only enhances
bogged down by the impending grey that so
the experience, and helps you to build a respect
defines the greater aspect of our climate. It is too
and reverence for nature.
easy to put outdoor sports on the back burner,
The hiking trail, located only on the west
and students especially, find themselves locked
and south faces of the rock, is just short of one
indoors with takeout and stacks of homework
mile from trail head to summit. It is composed
for company.
of almost constant switchbacks, and it provides
Having grown up in the Portland metro
handrails and smooth surfaces for easy footing.
area, I realize the tendency to take this region
You don’t have to be an experienced hiker to
for granted. After years of wondering why
enjoy the rewarding view that extends from
everyone else in the nation held the Northwest
Bonneville Dam to Cape Horn. This hike is
to such high esteem, I decided to strap on some
for anyone, especially those who would like to
trail shoes and find out for myself. Whenever
gain the greatest reward from a fairly minimal
the summer offered a mild day, I would pack
input. For those of you looking for a bit more
up and head out to the Washington side of the
challenge, both physically and mentally,
Columbia River Gorge. In the beginning I
Beacon Rock boasts two faces reserved just for
did minimal preparation for these impromptu
rock climbing.
treks. I know now just how lucky I am to
The experienced climber will enjoy the
have happened upon Beacon Rock as my
challenges of dihedral rock climbing on the 400-
introduction to outdoor adventure. Having
foot southern face. The climb is multi-pitch, and
quickly understood the strenuous nature of even
technically demanding for even strong climbers,
a modest hike, I vowed to use the climate, that
so don’t brave it if you are a novice! There is
I have so loathed, to my advantage. Enjoying
enough risk in this climb to warn beginners
the outdoors in Washington and Oregon is not
not to use it to practice skills. If you do think
reserved for summer time only. In fact, fall
you’re ready for this rock, be sure and check out
semester is a fantastic time to take a breather,
Washington State Parks online before making
and explore the natural wonders around you!
the trip. Faces close seasonally, and times can
While there are countless hikes and climbs
vary depending on natural circumstances.
throughout the Gorge, Beacon Rock, located just
Even on the most overcast Vancouver day,
28.8 miles east of Vancouver, offers a unique
you can rest assured that this short trip will be
opportunity that few other outdoor experiences
worth your time and effort.
can offer. This 848 foot-high spire is believed
For more information on hiking Beacon
to be the basaltic andesite plug of an ancient
Rock, visit http://www.portlandhikersfieldguide.
volcano, the only piece that survived the ice age
org/wiki/Beacon_Rock. For Beacon Rock
Missoula floods while the rest of the mountain
climbing information, visit http://www.
was washed away. This second largest monolith
portlandrockclimbs.com/beacon-rock.
in the world is chalk full of history that is neatly

Jess Davis/The VanCougar

9/10 Open play soccer every Thurs. @ 3:30 p.m. on the sports field - 9/12 WSU vs Hawaii Football game - 9/14 Yoga class in Clark Center room 20 @ 1 p.m.

Mitch Croft prepares to boot the ball down the field. He attended most of the outdoor soccer
games last semester.
Sweat and shin guards
Outdoor soccer draws a large crowd
Chau Nguyen
Staff Writer
S occer season got its start at WSU
Vancouver on Aug. 27. It was 3:30 p.m. and
out in the open field, Tim Snyder and Denise
Eyerly from the Recreation Office were busy
putting together the legal papers while players
sat sweating under the 85 degree weather. Next
to them was a cart consisting of soccer gear for
the players to borrow to reduce the possibility of
injuries and many water bottles to quench their
thirst. A few people were already there doing
some warm-ups. By 3:45 p.m., fifteen people
were on the field ready to kick the ball.
“This year’s first day of outdoor soccer has
been fun and exciting. I am really glad that a lot
of people have come and played,” Phillip Ho
said with a big smile. “The weather is perfect.”
Tim Snyder said, “The first day was good.
Quite a few people showed up even though
some of them had classes and could not stay
for the entire time. We got teams rotating in and
out. Teams were even and it was fun.”
When being asked about his vision for
outdoor soccer this year, Kevin Cervantes said,
“I saw a couple of better players, but they are
not from WSUV. I think outdoor soccer should
be more organized. The effort is definitely there
for the staff, but for the size of the school, it is
9/16 Open Gym Basketball @ Alki Middle School; 1800 NW Bliss Rd., Vancouver, WA 98686; 8 p.m. - 9/22 Indoor archery $5 at 7:30 p.m. @ Archery World
SPORTS AND RECREATION 5
FITNESS CENTER
Hours
M-Th : 7 a.m. to 7 p.m.
Friday: 7 a.m. to 2 p.m.
Sat-Sun: Closed
Equipment
Ellipticals & Treadmills
Free Weights
Leg Presses, Extension, & Curl
machines
Medicine balls & Yoga mats
Strength bands & jump ropes
Policy
Fitness center is free to all WSUV
students, faculty, and staff. Must
sign liability waiver. Bring Fit-
ness Center card each visit.
Trainer
A certified personal trainer is
available to Fitness Center users
at no cost. Develop a fitness plan,
learn how to use the equipment,
or develop strength for a specific
sport or activity. The sessions are
free. Get fit! Stay fit!
Joseph Tiegs/The VanCougar
still not as good as that of other schools.”
Phillip Ho is currently a junior who finds
joy in playing soccer at WSUV and has been
implementing his goal to start a soccer club on
campus since spring 2009.
“Our plan right now is to practice and know
each other better. We will use the outdoor soccer
on Thursday as match practice for the club. Due
to the winter season coming up, we will play
indoor soccer. We also hope to have a friendly
match with the Clark College soccer team.”
A lot of people are actually excited for the
soccer club on the campus, but they do have
different expectations.
“I would like to have a lot of core people that
come every week and play. They should also
bring their friends, even those who do not know
how to play” said Snyder.
“I like how Phil is trying to make soccer more
official here. However, the soccer club needs to
be well-structured and not cost people a lot of
money to join in order to attract them. People’s
personal schedules also play an important role
in whether they can participate in the club or
not” said Cris Canseco who also played last
year.
The players played until 6:30 p.m., with only
a few breaks between. There were not a lot of
goals, but the ball definitely moved around the
field.
 6 FEATURE

Burgerville serving booze

Salmon Creek public responding well
Danielle Tanner public has responded very well. This location
Feature Editor has seen more business in the evening. It has
I f you’re looking for a casual place to
become another option for fast food and drinks,
bringing competition to the typical pizza parlor.
eat as well as drink a beer or glass of wine,
In addition to the normal crowd of customers,
Burgerville is now an option. A few months
Warwick noticed the increase of people aged
ago, the Burgerville in Salmon Creek obtained
21-32 coming to the restaurant. Typically large
a liquor license, allowing alcoholic beverages
groups of friends go in to eat and grab a drink,
to be served to the public. The only one of its
not only families. The franchise does limit
kind in this area, the Salmon Creek location is
drinks is 2 per person and check for I.D.
hoping to attract more customers and improve
Besides the increase in diversity, the overall
the overall food experience with new beverage
feeling of the restaurant remains the same. The
options.
only noticeable change for the staff is that this
The liquor license took about 6 months
location can no longer hire employees under the
to obtain, but employees think it was worth
age of 18.
the wait. The facility is becoming more of
With the development of this kind of eating
a restaurant than a typical fast food place,
experience, the management hopes to take it
attracting more people than before. The new
even further by creating specials for friends and
drinks are low in price and there are generous
family. The restaurant already has a ‘Kids Night’
options, with over ten selections of beer and
every Tuesday from 5 p.m. - 8 p.m. When you
wine (see menu below).
purchase a basket meal you can get a kids meal
The structure of the restaurant is set up
for just $1.49.
differently than any other local Burgerville.
“We plan to get more of a variety of drinks,”
There are two registers when you walk in, one
Warwick said of drawing in the older crowd.
for ordering food and the other for ordering
With that, a happy hour or a monthly special
alcohol. There is a large area dedicated to booths
may be in the works. Some may want to see
and large tables with 2 big screen TV’s and a
some Monday Night Football on the Burgerville
smaller room connected to it with children’s
big screens.
toys and a small play area. With this set-up
Next time you are looking for a place to
people will not have to be around the alcohol if
eat on your break between classes, remember
they choose not to, and there is a separate area
to check out the Burgerville in Salmon Creek.
for children and families.
Even if you don’t want to drink, it’s a great
What does the public have to say about this
place to dine with your friends or family.
change? Team manager David Warwick said the

Joe Creager and Danielle Tanner/The VanCougar

}

Student Spotlight: Roche celebration of diversity through music in film.

Stephanie met her husband of six years at
her four year old son is learning to change the
tires on his new ride: a four wheeler.

DJ, mother, and automobile lover
Triana Collins
Staff Writer
I met Stephanie in front of the library on a
sunny Tuesday afternoon. Although she had
just come from class, was eager to check out
the club fair, and was looking forward to going
home and spending some quality time with her
family after a hectic day at school, she took the
time to let me into her world.
From Outrage to Opportunity: After working
12 years at a company, Stephanie got laid off
and decided to attend WSU-Vancouver.
“I was looking for a job and couldn’t find
anything close to the money I was making
unless I had a bachelor’s degree,” said Roche.
Roche is a Digital Technology & Culture
with an emphasis on Informatics.
“I was planning on majoring in computer
science, but I needed Calculus 3 and failed it 3
times. It just didn’t work.”
After class, Roche spends her time in KOUG
radio as a DJ. Stephanie plays old school
metal and alternative rock from 8 p.m. to 9
p.m. every Wednesday. She will ‘definitely’
be broadcasting KISS, Ozzy Osbourne, Jane’s
Addiction, and her all time favorite, Tenacious
D, whom she has met twice.
She is also a volunteer with the WSUV’s
Diversity Film Festival: “Living Out Loud”, a
Fort Vancouver High School. It was not until
after graduation though, that the sparks flew.
Speaking of flying, Stephanie is a firm
believer in traveling.
“I believe in taking vacations. We go to Las
Vegas every year and we are going to Disneyland
in May. We took our son to Maui when he was
ten months old. I just like traveling. It’s fun.”
One thing Stephanie loves as much as
traveling would have to be cars. Cars, cars, and
more cars. So far, Roche has 18 automobiles,
ten of which are Datsun Z’s, including 2 that
were imported from Japan with the steering
wheel on the right side.
“I just think they look really good, get good
gas mileage, and are fast,” she said.
Her husband’s favorite is a 1963 Impala, and
Learning to change is nothing new to
Stephanie’s family. They are adapting to a
large obstacle in their lives right now. As a
professional photographer, Stephanie’s husband
relies on his fingers and hands to manipulate
the sensitive lenses of his cameras. A form
of muscular dystrophy called Charcot–Marie-
Tooth has been gradually deteriorating the
nerves in his extremities since high school,
affecting his feet, legs, hands, and arms. Right
now, he has trouble picking up small objects,
standing for long periods, and stumbles while
walking.
“He’s not going to be able to take pictures
much longer so it’s important that I go to school
and get a good job,” said Roche of why she is
depending on her education at WSUV.

9/10 Connections 2009 4 p.m. in VFSC to celebrate to diversity - 9/16 Diversity Film Festival 2009 Living Out Loud 4 p.m. in VADM 110
 FEATURE 7

Campus limiting speech? Letter to the Editor:

The truth behind free speech zone The moral sanction of graffiti
area from the cafeteria to the stone wall and all rather it tells us something important about
John McNett sidewalks adjacent to public roads as free speech Gene Ligman
Staff Writer Mechanical Engineering the moral and thematic vacuity of modern art.
I
zones. The guidelines and laws that govern the What is the harm in naming graffiti as art and
I
n America, we have the right to free creation of free speech zones are found in the then imitating it in the studio? Very simply put,
speech, but sometimes need to have a permit to Washington Administrative Code (look for the am particularly disturbed by the display
it lends moral sanction to those who deface the
gather in large groups to exercise that right. To section labeled schools and then Washington of graffiti art on the WSUV campus this fall.
property of others with graffiti. Moral sanction
some peoples’ surprise, it is the same here at the State University). My disturbance is not on a superficial level,
is a very powerful idea that gives people a
WSUV campus. At first you might object to placing limits meaning that the art itself does not disturb me.
feeling of justification to continue. In the case
In fact, there are limitations on the time, on free speech in any way, but if one considers The works that are displayed bear a remarkable
of those who strive to produce, to build up, to
place, and manner in the opposite side of the resemblance to many of those that I have seen
nurture, and to create, moral sanction can create
which one can exercise coin where intellectual out in the greater world. Rather, I am disturbed
freedom of speech that
“Free speech zones property rights and on a philosophical level. Why, you might ask,
a dynamic environment in which great things
can be accomplished. In the case of those who
is protected by the 1st allow the ingress and copyrights are protected does the display of graffiti as art disturb me
would destroy, enslave, loot, and mooch, moral
amendment here on by placing some limits philosophically? Art is a creative expression
campus. According egress of students to on ‘free speech’, then of the workings of the subconscious mind. The
sanction creates an environment of justification
in which the worst sort of catastrophes can
to Lynn Valenter of almost certainly we will composition, color palette, and theme are chosen
the Office of Student
campus buildings find people willing to by the artist by inspiration, and that inspiration is
result. By glorifying graffiti as art worthy of
reproduction, moral sanction is given to the
Involvement, these without being hassled.” capitulate about rules, a reflection of what the artist values. Therefore,
vandals to create even more “art”. They feel
limitations mostly extend regulations, and zones I find it disturbing that any artist would value the
they have a justification to adorn any bridge,
to those who want to designated for public word art of vandals enough to be inspired by it.
rail car, or wall because they are contributing
distribute flyers, pamphlets, and leaflets or hold displays of free speech (PDFS). Let me be clear. Those who deface the property
works of art to the world. To make matters
demonstrations and rallies. If you are interested in the Free Speech Zone of others with media of any type…applied in
even worse, when a university then prominently
The idea here is that the free speech zones and want to: 1) modify the areas designated a manner of any quality…and displaying a
displays and advertises such art, the community
allows the ingress and egress of students to for use as a public forum under the WAC, 2) theme of any variety are nothing more than
and even the state is now complicit in lending
campus buildings without being hassled or talk to someone about permission to distribute criminals with perhaps too much spare time
such moral sanction to criminals. I would hope
blocked by solicitors while simultaneously materials or hold a rally, or 3) inquire further on their hands. While the color palette and
that our university would take more time to
facilitating the students who want to exercise about school policies pertaining to free speech composition may be at some levels equivalent
consider what impacts their choices could have
their rights to free speech under the law. on campus, contact the Office of Student to the creations of many works of modern art, it
as they make such decisions in the future.
To this end, the university has designated the Involvement or the ASWSUV. does not lend virtue to the work of the vandals,

Answer: Whoa there cowboy! Remember difficult, so I suggest you suck it up, and

The SEXpert
Dr. D
Staff Writer
Question: “My girlfriend says that our
relationship is moving too fast, and I feel the
opposite. I’m getting a little frustrated and I
don’t know what to do.” -Taylor L.
those lonely nights when all you had for
company was a vague memory of Jessica Alba
in that chick flick you deny ever watching? I
suggest that you cling to the thought of those
solitary days and cut your girl some slack. At
least you have a companion who cares enough
about you to make sure she is good and ready
to take the next step.
We all have needs, just as we all have the
ability to fulfill those needs without hurting
our loved ones. Relationships are notoriously
communicate your feelings to your girl in a
humble, non-threatening way. In the meantime,
use your imagination. You’re a guy, so that
shouldn’t be too hard. And just remember:
Web Editor
Having a girlfriend these days is like having a
job. Just be glad you have one.
Have any questions you’d like to ask our
resident Sexpert? For a chance to get your
Needed
inquiries answered in upcoming issues of
file:///Volumes/JOE%27S/8-29-09%20(2).htm
the VanCougar, contact Dr. D. at vancoug@
vancouver.wsu.edu
Apply now at vancougar.com

Provided By: www.TheTeachersCorner.net

Comedy Movies
Use the clues to figure out the names of these popular comedy movies.
7

5 4

Across: Down:

1. A team of paranormal scientists become hunters of 2. Two detectives from different countries have to rescue
ghosts.(2 words) an 11 year old Chinese girl. (2 words
3. A big time mafia boss seeks to end his life as a criminal 4. A bumbling spy goes up against the evil organization
and become an honest businessman. KAOS (2 words)
5. A man lives the same day over and over again until he 7. The misadventures of two best friends returning a
does it right. (2 words) briefcase (3 words)
6. A family leaves on a trip when they realize that they left
someone important behind. (2 words)

Joey Hollibaugh/The VanCougar

9/16 Cougar Networking Night 5:30 p.m. at 4949 SW Macadam Ave. Portland, OR 97239 - 9/23 DTC information night in VFSC @ 6 p.m.
 8 STUDENT INVOLVEMENT
Cougs at Merwin Park
Six freshman attended annual trip
Chau Nguyen
Staff Writer
O nly six freshmen went on the trip, but
those who came said it was a good experience.
Like last year, after the two-day mandatory
freshman orientation, freshmen were invited
to go on the Annual Freshman Trip at Lake
Merwin Park in Woodland, WA. The trip was
free. The food, Subway, snacks, and drinks,
were provided. A very small number of freshmen
showed up, probably due to the fact that they
were exhausted after the orientation. However,
the experience was fun enough to leave a
special, fond memory in those that attended.
“It was a good one-on-one time trip. I felt
really good that I got to know more people
individually,” said Evan Moriwaki.
The school bus left the campus at 10:30 a.m.
and got to the park at around 11:00 a.m. Those
on the bus were surprised when the ambassadors
and people from the Recreation Office who
drove themselves to the park ran toward the bus
and greeted them with cheers and smiles.
The day began with games. The Recreation
Office, according to those that went, did a good
job in putting together many well-organized
games and activities such as relays, civil war,
human fuse ball, conquering kingdom, football,
slack-lining, and swimming.
Brandi Ward said, “I like to play football,
swim, and play many other games. It was fun
and I feel more welcome as a freshman after
going to the trip.”
9/10 PB&J Club Presents Nancy Youlden at the VFSC Patio at Noon - 9/24 Meet the Accounting Firms 6 p.m. in Firstenburg Student Commons
“I like how everything was set up. Everything
worked well together. All the activities felt
relevant. The trip was so fun that it did not feel
like there were not many freshmen attending,”
said Moriwaki
Much of the fun experience the freshmen
had on the trip was thanks to the help of the
Recreation Office and the ambassadors, Bret
Davis, Sierra Harris, Kerry Mraz, and Mason
O’Lennick.
It took Denise Eyerly about a week to plan
for the trip, with the help of Tim Snyder and
Neil Gregory.
“It did take some time to put everything
together. However, we had less work to do
because we had the ideas from last year. Tim
and I planned for the food, while Neil worked
on the games,” said Eyerly.
Mason O’Lennick, the head ambassador
who volunteered to help with the trip, shared
some of his favorite moments.
“I am very glad that I went. I thought it was
really great to have an opportunity to meet some
of the new freshmen. The Recreation Office put
on a great series of activities. I really enjoyed
slack lining with Nick Ferderer, the Student
Body President,” said O’Lennick.
O’Lennick said, of what he took with him the
most, “The trip was the start of some great and
genuine friendships.”
Moriwaki had a different insight. “I feel more
comfortable around people in general at a new
school. And it makes me think of becoming an
ambassador in the future,” he said.

Anthropology Club
Amy Thielen
Staff Writer
S tudents, professors, and community members of
the River Cities Anthropological Society (RCAS) are
getting together this year to stimulate interest in the
study of anthropology. Notably, one does not need to be
an anthropology major to join the club. Anyone simply
interested in the study of anthropology is encouraged to
join the RCAS.
To RCAS President Dave Harriman, “The club’s
purpose is to promote involvement within the discipline
of anthropology both on and off campus. Also, the
purpose is to promote the understanding and acceptance
of cross-cultural differences.”
For Harriman, a senior anthropology major, joining
the club was an ideal fit. “I wanted to join the club
because I am extremely interested in the study of
anthropology and everything it has to offer. I wanted
to get involved because I plan to go to graduate school
and being in the club helps me to grow in the study of
anthropology,” he said.
Both Harriman and RCAS Vice President Shelly
Vincent are looking forward to planning events for
the club for the upcoming year. Harriman described
several of the events RCAS is planning, including guest
lecturers related to the field of anthropology, field trips,
and cultural events at WSUV related to the study of
9/25 Chancellor’s Seminar Series: Health Care Reform: A Moral and Fiscal Imperative by Steven Hill of WA State Health Care Authority; 11:45 a.m. to 1:30 p.m.
STUDENT INVOLVEMENT 9
anthropology. Additionally, RCAS hopes to collaborate
with other WSUV clubs to sponsor cultural events.
One idea Harriman and Vincent are especially excited
about is the prospect of starting a monthly newsletter
called the “River Cities Anthropological Mini-Zine.”
This mini-magazine would be sent by mail to anyone
wishing to receive it and will feature anthropological
studies and the experiences of WSUV anthropology
students.
Importantly, if the club receives funding, club
members also hope to attend the annual American
Anthropological Association (AAA) conference. This
year’s meeting will be held in Philadelphia, PA from
Dec. 2 to 6 and includes speakers from around the world
giving presentations about their personal interests and
research in anthropology.
One of the benefits of joining the club is the chance
members get to interact with guest speakers and
professors on a one-on-one basis. Harriman said,
“I like going to the Hazel Dell Brewpub with others
after lectures and events because it is a good way to
get to know guest speakers and others involved in
anthropology over a pint of tasty, local brew.”
Anyone interested in joining RCAS is welcome to
contact debarnett@vancouver.wsu.edu. If students
would like to receive the “River Cities Anthropological
Mini-Zine” by mail, they can contact david.harriman@
email.wsu.edu.
10 ARTS, CULTURE, AND ENTERTAINMENT

THE COUG MEDIA REVIEW

Veckatimest Life of Pi Funny People
Artist- Grizzly Bear Author- Yann Martel Starring- Adam Sandler,
Label- Warp Records, Publisher- Harcourt, Inc. Seth Rogan,
Directed By- Judd Apatow

College radio favorite, Here is a story so outrageous that

and Brooklyn na-
tives, Grizzly Bear
released their third
full-length studio album this year. Debuting at #8 on the
US Billboard Charts, Veckatimest sold 33,000 copies in
its first week. A huge accomplishment for a band who’s
style has been described as psychedelic rock, folk rock,
and even freak-folk. Indie music has come a long way
in the past few years, and when you hear albums like
Veckatimest flaunting the artist’s creative freedom, it’s
hard not to understand why. This album is the kind that
you pop in for the first time, and warm to instantly. The
journey through each song is unpredictable. One minute
its pastoral harmonies that rival local band Fleet Foxes,
and the next its hook driven power-pop as found in the
new single “Two Weeks.” There are moments that feel
Bowie inspired, and definite moments that recall 60’s
folk fusion. For some easy entertainment, try this album
on for size.
one would question any writer’s
ability to make his reader believe,
and Yann Martel demonstrates
this ability effortlessly. Life of
Pi is the WSUV read for the term, and it will not disap-
point those readers diligent enough to make it through the
slower introductory chapters. The story can be interpreted
to mean many things depending on one’s perspective. There
are strong spiritual and philosophical themes that balance
ideas on religion, culture, strength, perseverance, growth,
and survival. The first section of the story ends when Pi and
his family are traveling to a new country. With an abrupt
statement “The ship sank,” the entire story shifts into a
magically descriptive world on the water, with only Pi and
a Bengal tiger adrift on a lifeboat. You do not have to be
an avid reader to enjoy this award winning, critically ac-
claimed tale.
It was not long after the
release of this summer’s
number one dramedy that
mixed reviews came flood-
ing in. There was a high
expectation from a film that had Director Judd Apatow’s
name on it. Having had great success directing two un-
forgettable comedies (40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up),
and reaching a large range of audiences, Apatow had his
work cut out for him. Funny People is equally relatable in
comparison to his other films. Unfortunately it has length
working against it, clocking in just under three hours.
While Apatow’s adult audiences are seemingly delighted
by the meandering plot and its reflection on life, death,
and the nature of marital bonds, his younger audiences
seem to noticed the inconsistency in crude humor that so
characterizes the director’s films. If anything, this film
caters to a more mature audience, but taking care not to
get too serious. The work was a modest success despite its
slight departure from full fledge comedy.

Rating: Rating: Rating:

Club review: Pop Culture

Poetry Place Local bands rock downtown club
P
Joseph Hollibaugh
Staff Writer

op Culture is no longer just something

Past Stench
From a yellow spiral notebook,
A tornado of words, blotted out
A single frayed page torn coil by metal coil
The ruffle for emotion, a delicate garment
Folded twice and stored with pride in her left jean pocket
A greasy patterned finger adorns the corner
And greets curious bystanders like a damsel in the rain
Tears masked by disregarded sentiments
Carried on, breath heavy with garlic and tomatoes
Dizzy from those fermented grapes, their last meal
He plucked the purple orbs from their mangled vine one by one
And contemplated how similar they were to the flecks in her eyes
Pluck. She loves me. Pluck. Not. Not. Knot. Knot.
His own coarse laughter caused the birds to ruffle their feathers
And cry.
They flew upward with the autumn wind
Carrying the golden leaves with them.
By Nick Ferderer and Sara Newton
Submit now to the Salmon Creek Journal
scj@vancouver.wsu.edu
kicked off the night. The energy in the audi-
ence peaked when Ember City began perform-
ing, and people began to sing along with the
music. Though many left at the conclusion of
you hear about in a sociology class. Moxie’s
the set, the enthusiasm of the audience stayed
has changed its name to Pop Culture and it is
strong as The New Divide took the stage. They
turning out to be the Vancouver hot spot for
kept the audience excited, interacting and in-
those who like Christian rock music. A crowd
corporating hand motions for the audience to
of more than 50 turned out on Aug. 28 to rock
mimic.
out to several bands.
Pop Culture has been in business for over
The list of performers included local fa-
three years under the Moxie’s title. With its
vorites, The New Divide and Ember City, as
large assortment of vintage sodas the store has
well as Renè Velarde from Salinas, California
quickly become a popular site in Downtown
and Emerson Hope all the way from Austra-
Vancouver. The selection includes current fa-
lia. Both Renè Velarde and NW Noise’s per-
vorites, such as Coke and Sprite, as well as clas-
formances were met with high praise. “It is
sics like Big Red. “It is a very safe venue for
really cool to hear these bands that I didn’t
families to come and enjoy themselves,” stated
even know were here,” said Leiah Noack. The
David Brashler, the youth pastor for Living
drummer of The New Divide, Aaron Ziesemer,
Water Community Church. “I really like the
commented, “I love the music of Emerson
feel of Pop Culture because it is a good place
Hope. They have a very unique sound that is
for us music lovers to hang out” said Keilah
such a delight to listen to.”
Zschomler, one of the concert attendees.
Each of the bands brought to the concert
Pop Culture is open for business Thurs-
their own distinctive sound and style to en-
day through Saturday from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m..
tertain the excited audience. Emerson Hope
The address is 1929 Main St. Vancouver, WA
started up the concert with their new song
98660.
“If You Were a Witch.” Their hard rock style
quickly brought the energy level up as the au-
dience jumped to the beat of the music. This
energy continued through Renè Velarde’s per- For more information contact Dan
formance, despite the more acoustic feel to Wyatt at (360) 750-1784 or visit
their songs. The last two bands were the most myspace.com/drinkpopculture
well received. Both Ember City and The New
Divide continued with the hard rock feel that

DJ Dossier: Mista Fer-Ris

Attention all DTC Majors and other web site
geniuses, The VanCougar is in need of a Web
Editor.
If you’d like to make money doing
something you love,
please apply online at vancougar.com.
Community member and former WSUV
student, Mista Fer-Ris: What can one say, the
guy is pure awesome. Wearing a mask of paper,
this dark reminder of his first day haze doubles
as a perfect metaphor describing this myste-
rious DJ. Spilling a plethora of gnarly tunes
ranging from alternative, hip-hop, pop, classic
rock, and a pinch of country, his selection is
sure to give you an eargasm you’ll never for-
get. “I chose to be on KOUG radio because it
allows me to still be involved with the school,
even though I am not really a student here.”
He can be counted on to be a great and
powerful influence on others. Consider your-
self lucky if you are granted the opportunity to
knock on his door. Extracting his opinions and
musical interests is a great and sacred privi-
lege. His favorite music genre in would have
to be Alternative/grunge, with just a pinch of
underground hip-hop. That’s not to say that
The Beatles aren’t in his top picks.
If you would like to hear Mista Fer-Ris
live, catch his show every Thursday night at
10 p.m. on KOUG Radio. If requests for songs
arise, you can find Mista Fer-Ris on Facebook.
com/FerrisB.

Listen to KOUG Radio streaming live on kougradio.com

9/9 Graffiti-inspired Art Demonstration on basketball court 10 a.m. - 9/12 Paint a small wood carving at 4600 SE Columbia Way from 1 p.m.
 ARTS, CULTURE, AND ENTERTAINMENT 11

Local sustainable artwork

The new beauty of antique windows
Jess Davis group of art is the kind that twenty and thirty-
ACE Editor somethings of Northeast Portland gush over.
I t is around 5 p.m. on a Wednesday, and
“I’m a gatherer. I am constantly looking down

for objects that can be used in my art.” Crawford
I’m driving through East Vancouver in search
admits. Her preoccupation with noticing every
of one particular residence. The last glimpse
possible creative contribution is evident as she
of summer sun is burning hot into my eyes,
points to a pile of odds and ends salvaged from
propelling me forward with urgency. I pass
demolished buildings.
countless cinder block walls that are meant for
Crawford, a Northwest native found an
soundproofing neighborhoods, and find my turn.
interest in art early on in life. “I started showing
At the edge of the city, where residential and
artistic interest in middle school. I was really
commercial developing has temporarily ceased,
inspired by a Battleground high school teacher,
there are numerous farms and dairies, bits of
Ms. Empie. She took some of my oil paintings
property scattered between a pressing suburbia.
up to a Seattle museum along with some other
The entrance to this particular development
student art. I became more interested in art when
opens into a familiar scene of repetition,
someone took an interest in what I was doing.”
Vancouver track housing at its best. I can’t
Like many artists, she is reluctant to praise
help but wonder at the unusual location of such
her own work. She is a steadfast perfectionist,
a forward thinking, artistic individual. Then,
demonstrating an attention to detail that is found
not two identical houses in, there it is. A sky-
in today’s most driven business executives.
grey colored two-story, towering between two
This humble, yet
ranch style homes. The
borderline depreciative
front yard is bursting,
flowers overflowing
“The is beauty in quality seems to fuel
the perfection and
every inch of the functionality... I wanted soundness in each
garden, vines wrapping
their way through to create something that piece. It is clear that a
great deal of thought
railings and cracks
in the awning. There
could beautify a space and planning must go
into working with such
are two white, antique while serving a purpose” a delicate canvas. “The
windows hanging from
process takes at least a
the porch, glinting with - Charlene Crawford week. The most difficult
the translucent color of
and time consuming
objects that were once
part is preparing the
destined for the nearest landfill. It is welcoming
windows.” As the evening progressed, I was
and warm, and an anomaly within a predictable
drawn to a particular piece that used a window
setting. Now this made sense.
as the frame for another artist’s print. Crawford
I am greeted by local artist Charlene
explained that her windows could be used as
Crawford, who seems to instinctively groom
frames. She was open and enthusiastic about the
and tidy the garden as we walk, never missing
potential to customize anything using recycled
a beat. She wastes no time in sharing with me
and reused materials. “I can create a piece
the many creations that fill her home, garage,
that represents an individual or a family. They
and outdoor spaces. “Windows” she smiles, as
make great wedding gifts when combining
if knowing something that nobody else knows. I
names, dates, photos, and personal items.
immediately notice the extremely unique quality
The possibilities are endless when it comes to
in each piece. Crawford does not seem to limit
customizing pieces.”
herself, subconsciously or purposefully, to any
It is the kind of art that is easy to enjoy. It
one style. Her pieces range from that which
makes a statement through the very materials
could be found in a Renaissance novel to Asian
it is composed of rather than using content
inspired with a modern twist, most of which
or loud color. The artist herself is open and
feature a functional quality. Many windows
honest about what drives her creativity. She
double as coat/umbrella/object hangers, with
is committed to the idea that anything can be
vintage knobs and hooks attached to the bottom
made into something. When she is not gathering
corners, and some pieces even incorporate flower
or preparing for a new piece, she is finding ways
pots and vases, evidence of her passion for
to beautify her own life and the lives of those
gardening and a nod to her idol, Claude Monet.
around her through sustainable creation. A few
“There is beauty in functionality” Crawford
hours later, I left satisfied and enlightened. My
says. “I wanted to create something that could
car weighted down by impromptu purchases of
beautify a space while serving a purpose.” She
windows I couldn’t just leave there. I was proud
has created a few pieces that make use of natural
to do my small part in supporting sustainable
elements such as fall leaves, and even baby
living through a local female artist.
coconuts gathered in the Hawaiian Islands. This
Attention
Poor Students. I repeat:
Attention Cheap/Broke Students. Is your bank
account in the double digits? Do you shop
exclusively in the Bargain a.k.a. Decaying
Bin of your local chain supermarket? Have
your friends stopped calling because they’re
tired of smoking you out? Are you this close
(my index and thumb are very close together
yet not quite touching), to plotting out a map
of area pay phones (or what’s left of them)
because your parents are “sick and tired” of
paying your cell bill again?
Well then, my poor dears, you are in luck!
Because this new column is dedicated to
you. Free Coug is a listing of area events
and all around fun stuff to do for free (or else
What: Movie
Where: Rusty Grape Vineyard
16712 NE 219th St.
Battle Ground, WA
When: Friday September 11
Time: Dusk
Cost: FREE
What: Festival
Where: Esther Short Park, Downtown
Vancouver
When: Saturday September 12
Time: 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Cost: FREE
What: Lecture
Where: The Cathlapotle Plankhouse
Ridgefield National Wildlife Refuge
www.plankhouse.org
When: Sunday September 13,
Time: Noon to 4 p.m.
Cost: FREE
What: Movie
Where: Rusty Grape Vineyard
16712 NE 219th St.
Battle Ground, WA
When: Friday September 18
Time: Dusk
Cost: FREE
so cheap that fund-raising will only require
a short shuffle through the couch cushions).
And yes, while I’m well aware that there are
infinite free activities, museums, lush gardens
and plush libraries to stroll through, I am
limiting the cheap choices to Vancouver and
surrounding Washington towns for numerous
reasons. One of which is that it costs money
in gas (or food fuel if you are on foot) to head
down to Portland, and another being the fact
that I enjoy finding interesting and low cost,
fun memories here. And being the adventure
type person that I am, I want a challenge!
I ENJOY searching high and low for free
stuff in Vancouver, and trust me, it is most
definitely a challenge. So here you are: the
free fruits of my free labor.
While the theatre is a winery, you don’t
have to be 21 to enjoy this free showing of
“Wizard of Oz.” Okay, I know you’ve seen
it, but when was the last time? And when
did you view it at with a bottle of wine that
was made at the very same place where
you are watching the film? Hmmm? Yea,
thought so.
The sixth annual Vancouver Peace and
Justice Fair is dedicated to helping you find
ways to further your commitment to peace
and justice, because of course, that’s what
you’re committed to, you peaceful person
you. I mean, isn’t everyone? Well, whether
or not we get around to that worldwide
peace and justice commitment survey, there
is still a pretty sweet party going on that
includes entertainment like strolling actors,
exhibits, and kids activities.
The Cathlapotle Plankhouse is rather
hard to sound out if you’re a lazy reader and
like to skim. Like me, you probably read
it as Cathy Pot Playhouse or something the
first time through. But I urge you to get it
right because it’s really quite a cool place: a
full scale Chinookan-style cedar plankhouse
with relevant cool stuff in it that will bring
you right back to the days when Native
Americans ruled present day Vancouver
and Lewis and Clark were shaking in their
boots at the magnificent sight of this large,
warm, dry, and colorful building. On this
particular day, educators will lecture about
new research from the latest excavations,
meaning you could be the one of the first
to lay eyes on really cool, really old, and
probably really dirty archaeological stuff.
Another free movie! “Pretty in Pink” is a
1986 comedy/romance/drama about teenage
love in a typical American High School. If
you’re like me and never had a desire to see
it, maybe some homemade, local wine will
be the final shove.

What: Lecture The title of this presentation is “Yes We

Where: Vancouver Community Library Can! Preserving Foods”, and as you may
1007 East Mill Plain Blvd. guess, it’s all about canning. Find out how
When: Saturday September 19 to enjoy your garden’s harvest year round
Time: Noon to 2 p.m. with information on how to make jams,
Cost: FREE jellies, fruit and veggie salsas, pickles, and
other foods that can be preserved in your
pantry.

The Celebrate Freedom Festival is a

What: Festival
gathering dedicated to honoring all those
Where: Fort Vancouver Parade Ground
who have served our country while wearing
When: Saturday September 19
a uniform. Army folks, postmen and women,
Time: 7:30 a.m. to 4 p.m.
firefighters, fast food employees, you name
Cost: FREE
it. At noon is the community festival with
family friendly activities, food, equipment
displays, living history re-enactors, and
army artifacts. But the real reason to attend
is taking place ridiculously early: at 7:30
a.m. (!), there will be a FREE Pancake
Breakfast. That’s right, FREE PANCAKES
at 7:30 in the morning. I know it seems
like pancakes go much better at 7:30 in the
evening but beggars can’t be choosers.
Jess Davis/The VanCougar

9/12 and 9/13 Farmer’s Market in downtown Vancouver at 9 and 10 a.m. - 9/12 and 9/13 Fall Garden Show at Marshall Community Center at 10 a.m.
 12 CAMPUS NEWS

Dr. David Owens, WSU Director of Disability Resource Center, spoke at the Convocation on
equal opportunities for every student. Hal Dengerink presented to the Convocation attendees
the effect of the budget deficiency on the WSUV campus.
Accommodating students
Services help almost 60 at WSUV
Rup Brar
Staff Writer
O n Aug. 28, 2009, WSUV held the annual
convocation, welcoming back the faculty
and staff for the upcoming year. Every year,
convocation focuses on a set theme addressing
the needs of the WSUV population. Last year,
Student Involvement was chosen. This year, the
convocation highlighted the Disability Services
on campus. This theme was chosen by Randy
Boose, the HR director who organized the event
with the collaboration of the Diversity Council.
At the event, Chancellor Dengerink gave
his annual “State of the Campus” address,
where he discussed the recent happenings of
the University. Chancellor Dengerink spoke
about the state’s educational budget cuts and
the effect they had on the inner workings of
the University and its future plans. He also
informed the crowd about the recent Swine
Flu outbreaks in Pullman, and asked to take
necessary precautions to keep our community
safe. In addition, Chancellor Dengerink had
some good news for the crowd. Even through
tough economic times, WSUV has managed
to add two new buildings to its campus: the
Undergraduate Classroom Building, which
opened this fall, and the Applied Technology
Building, which will open its door to students
in 2011. These buildings will help serve the
growing Cougar population.
Following the Chancellor’s address, new
ASWSUV president Nick Ferderer presented
his plans for the upcoming year. President
Ferderer stated that he plans to stand firmly
behind his campaign promises. Leadership,
Communication, and Sustainability were at the
heart of his campaign, and he plans to enforce
these principles through his work. One new
event that he implemented and is enthusiastically
promoting is the “PB&J Club”. This peanut
butter and jelly club will hold biweekly meetings
where students will have a chance to share
their thoughts and concerns with ASWSUV
Mark Balyshev/The VanCougar
and administration regarding the University as
well as meet a featured school administrator, all
while enjoying a bite of delicious sandwiches.
President Ferderer mentioned that PB&J will
be the perfect ingredient to open a dialogue
between these two very important entities on
our campus.
This year’s convocation strived to raise
awareness about the diverse population within
WSUV and especially focused on students with
disabilities. Therefore, the keynote speaker of
the day was the Director of Disabilities Resource
Center, David Owens. Owens discussed WSU’s
commitment to serve the needs of all students,
including students with disabilities. Sally Dost,
WSUV Disability Program Coordinator, further
emphasized Owens’ point, while presenting the
disability services offered on this Campus. Dost
also arranged a student panel for discussion.
The student panel provided insight into the
everyday experiences and challenges faced by
students with disabilities. The panel also made
recommendations to the Disability Services
Department.
The WSUV Disability Services currently
serve around 60 students, with diverse needs
for accommodations. Services such as testing
accommodation, alternative prints, ASL
translators, note taking services, and disability
identification are all part of Dost’s daily agenda.
Dost mentioned that WSUV provides a very
welcoming environment to students needing
special accommodations, but there are still
students who do not seek the provided services.
There are many students who have hidden
disabilities or who do not even realize that
services available on campus. Dost stated that
there is a need for awareness of the challenges
faced by students with disabilities. It is an issue
that is often overlooked. In the future, Dost
plans to become the advisor to newborn Student
with Disabilities Club. Any student seeking
accommodations can contact the Disability
Services office located in the Student Resource
Center.

9/10 Graffiti Demonstration on court at 10 a.m. - 9/13 20th Anniversary Auction VFSC 5:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. - 9/24 Meet Accounting Firms VFSC 6 p.m. to 9
p.m.

Hollywood D.C.?
One writer’s opinion on politics
Randeep Shergill
Student Involvement Editor
W ith last year’s presidential election,
one thing was evident: politicians were the
new Hollywood stars. From appearances on
Saturday Night Live to The Tonight Show with
Jay Leno, the question arises, when did the line
between Hollywood and Washington become
so blurred?
It isn’t anything new to have celebrity
endorsements when campaigning, but the
2008 election went above and beyond anything
we’ve ever seen before. We first saw Senator
Obama on Oprah Winfrey’s show promoting his
book “The Audacity of Hope.” His appearance
on Oprah, the most influential woman of our
time, catapulted Barack Obama into his own
celebrity. What was to follow was a 24 hour
Obama channel, Obama t-shirts, Twitter and
Facebook pages, appearance on The Tonight
Show and finally, Obama Girl.
The shift into this new celebrity may have
started in 1961 with the election of John F.
Kennedy, the charismatic, young president
whose image was more aligned with those
of movie stars than with politicians. With a
wife known for being a fashion icon and the
First Family appearing in numerous, popular
magazine spreads; it’s easy to see where the
transition into stardom began.
Twenty years later in 1981, we elected
an actual movie star, Ronald Reagan, and
First Lady, actress Nancy Davis. This started
a trend in Hollywood crossing over into
politics. Initially, entering politics meant you
had experience, worked your way up, all the
while gaining knowledge of local legislature.
Today it means, cough up the money to run for
Senator and you’re in. It’s been back and forth
between the two worlds. We’ve had comedian
Al Franken in the Senate, former wrestler Jesse
Ventura as governor, and singer Sonny Bono
in the House of Representatives. Then we’ve
seen former mayor of Cincinnati, Jerry Springer
host his notorious talk show, and Senator Fred
You’re a writer? Perfect! The VanCougar is hiring
reporters for all sections.
Please apply online at vancougar.com.
9/14 Education Abroad Fair at 10 a.m. in VADM Gallery - 9/16 Cougar Networking Night at 5:30 p.m. at 4949 SW Macadam Ave, Portland, OR 97239
CAMPUS NEWS 13
Thompson cast as District Attorney Arthur
Branch on Law & Order.
When presidential candidate Bill Clinton
appeared on The Arsenio Hall Show playing
Heartbreak Hotel on the saxophone, it boosted
his popularity with minorities and younger
voters. The rock star of all presidents, Clinton
obviously knew how to have a good time.
But even Clinton didn’t have the star studded
inauguration that Obama enjoyed. Complete
with a fashion show, hip hop concert, children’s
evening concert and luncheon, it was three days
of pure entertainment. Beyonce, U2, Bruce
Springstein, Usher, Shakira, Sheryl Crow,
Miley Cyrus, and LL Cool J, among others, all
performed.
In 2008 we came across the best TV we’ve
had in a long time. Saturday Night Live
couldn’t have created a better character without
Sarah Palin. Referencing the vice presidential
candidate’s good looks and her proximity to
Russia quote, the jokes were endless. Tina
Fey’s Sarah Palin character propelled SNL’s
ratings, with her striking resemblance and witty
dialogue: “Every morning when Alaskans wake
up, one of the first things they do is look outside
to see if there are any Russians hanging around.
If they are, you gotta ask them, ‘What are you
doing here?’ If they can’t give you a good
reason it’s our responsibility to say, ‘Shoo, get
back over there,’” Television host Jon Stewart
joked “When you think about it, Alaska is also
near the North Pole, so she must also be friends
with Santa.”
These days, California has “The Governator”
and Arizona’s senator is a “Maverick.” There
are, however, benefits when the lines distort
between politics and entertainment. Young
people are more aware of political issues,
fueling involvement in causes and letting their Apply online at vancougar.com. Applications are due by
voice be heard. Young voters came out in record
numbers; the largest turnout since the 1960s. Friday, Sept. 11 to the Editor-in-Chief in the VanCougar Office.
But when a respectable politician like John
Candid Cougs
McCain feuds with the likes of Paris Hilton, we
have to ask, have we gone too far?
“Be Crimson, ...?”
Jake Kleinschmidt
Campus News Editor
Wendi Pasa
“...Be Educated.”
Ryan Seifert
“...Be Proud.”
Jenny Tran
“...and Grey.”
Lakisha Dillinger
“...Think Red.”
Abe Robles
“...Be Grey?”
Steffen Silvis
“...and Grey.”
Kimber-Lee Borja
“...Go Green!”
 14 OPINIONS AND EDITORIALS
{
The VanCougar
The Rant by Typewriter

The VanCougar is a student-run I woke up this morning sick and sleep

newspaper serving the students, faculty deprived. This was due in great part to a
and staff of WSU Vancouver. Copies ridiculously overbooked schedule, and a
of The VanCougar are available free of carefully honed talent for procrastination.
I woke up this morning knowing there was
charge every other Monday during the
an excellent chance that I could feel no worse
school year.
Editor-in-Chief
than I already did, and I was oddly comforted
by this.
Katie Wells Halfway into my front yard in search of the
morning newspaper, I found myself paralyzed;
Managing Editor back hunched, hand extended, unable to move
Now Hiring! for what seemed like far too long. My nostrils
burned with the putrid smell of what I knew had
Adviser just taken place. Mustering up the courage, I
Dean Baker cast a half-glance toward my bare feet, one of
which was (as I had suspected) planted squarely
Advertising Manager in a steaming pile of canine feces. I instinctively
remove myself from the “situation,” and leap a
Ben Ryan
few extra steps as if the all too familiar present
Campus News Editor stuck to my foot were alive and out to get me.
Like any decent suburban neighbor, I spend
Jake Kleinschmidt
just enough time in my front yard to keep it
ACE Editor acceptably groomed, and each time I venture
into the flower bed or onto the lawn I can count
Jess Davis
on the presence of a special surprise left just
Feature Editor for me, courtesy of my friendly neighborhood
pet owners and their oh so adorable mutts. In
Danielle Tanner
fact, I was actually present for the giving of one
Student Involvement Editor particular gift. A man walks next to my yard,
dog on leash. Man smiles patiently, while dog
Randeep Shergill
relentlessly sniffs the tulips. Dog proceeds to
Student Government Editor conduct his business on said tulips. Man gives
dog swift but gentle pat on the head. Both parties
Adam Fox
walk silently away, guilt free…oblivious even!
Sports Editor All the while I am crouched not ten feet away,
stunned with fury. Who does this? He could
Erik Cummings
not have seen me, and even so, he is trotting
a sizable living creature through a suburban
Web Editor
neighborhood, in broad daylight, smiling as
Now Hiring!
he watches the damn think squeeze one out on
Staff Writers people’s lawns! What the hell?!
Over the course of several months I found
Louise Wynn, Matt Hunter, Amy
more evidence of this type of behavior. Having
Thielen, Rup Brar, John McNett, Alex witnessed the actual moment of reckoning just
Giebelhaus, Sally Thrall, Chau Nguyen, that one time, I could only visualize that specific
Joey Hollibaugh, and Triana Collins dog and his specific owner. The man was stocky.
Shirt sleeves hand torn to create the type of
Photographers muscle shirt no one wants to see on a man that
Joe Creager, Mark Balyshev, Joseph size. Camouflage hat was broken in just right
Tiegs, and Katie Anderson and proudly advertising something in relation
to guns, ammo, or both. I cannot remember his
Location: pants as my eye was drawn to his furry friend,
VCLS 212 but I can only imagine that they must have
14024 NE Salmon Creek Ave. been Carharts, or maybe sweatpants…yeah,
Vancouver, WA 98686 that would have completed the package alright.
Phone: (360) 546-9524 I cannot help but lump him, and consequently
every Vancouver pet owner, into a stereotype.
E-mail the Editor-in-Chief In his case it is the Coors guzzling, redneck,
and Managing Editor: “Joe Six Pack” that we all got uncomfortably
vancouged@vancouver.wsu.edu familiar with during the last election. In my
miffed state I found myself checking out all pet
owners (dog owners especially), and I lost hope
E-mail the Section Editors: when the only other extreme seemed to be the
vancoug@vancouver.wsu.edu guy or gal who treated their dog like their child,
their own flesh and blood. You know the type.
Advertising: Photos on the mantle, regular doggy spa visits
vancougad@vancouver.wsu.edu (complete with pedicure), play dates scheduled
with doggy friend. Come on people! If you have
We are hiring! the resources to treat your pets like royalty, then
We are always hiring. No experience is necessary; you certainly have the resources to clean up
we will provide all the training you need in after them. They are dogs for Christ sake! And
journalistic style, photography, and digital print they are pooping all over my stuff!
making. E-mail us at vancouged@vancouver. I am beginning to understand why people hate
wsu.edu or visit our office in VCLS 212 for more animals. It is simply a misguided rage for the
information. irresponsibility of the poor pet’s unforgivably
ignorant and careless owners. It was not long
Letters to the Editor until I was fantasizing about yard signs that
We encourage letters to the editor. Please include would read “Danger! Poison pepperoni! Fatal to
your full name as part of the letter, and a phone dogs.” Maybe something less threatening like
number or e-mail address for confirmation follow- “Your dog is adorable…when it’s not taking
up. Letters must be by a student, faculty, or staff a dump on my property!” Then, as the piles
member. E-mail to vancouged@vancouver.wsu. increased and diversified I began to consider a
edu friendly neighborhood flyer that would calmly
explain my commitment to visiting every
Advertising queries culprit’s home with the intention of letting
Advertising information and rates can be found my young children pop a squat on their turf. I
on our web site at www.vancouver.wsu.edu/ss/ mean, if these people let their doggy children
vancougar. E-mail vancougad@vancouver.wsu. do it, why can’t my kids? Hell, I might even do
edu for quotes. it myself if it means avoiding another morning
that begins with my bare foot planted in dog
Corrections policy crap. So please, if you have a dog, take the time
It is our policy to correct errors. Please contact to clean up after it does its duty. Otherwise,
the editors by e-mail at vancouged@vancouver. there is a good chance that you will look out the
wsu.edu window one day and find a milky white, bare
bum staring right back at you.
}
Kristine Olson: A larger view
If you started checking out Sigmund Freud ofhas helping
been based on European and white North
books from the public library when you were
in the seventh grade, as Kristine Olson did, a
natural career choice might be psychology.
She has always been looking for the
universals---and the differences---in human
behavior.
“I’m fascinated by how people process
information,” she says. “But I don’t go around
analyzing everyone.”
Kristine, a PhD student at WSUV’s
psychology department, is working in Industrial/
Organizational Psychology.
She started with a B.A. in philosophy from
the University of California at Santa Barbara,
and then went about as far away from home as
possible, to Minnesota, to work as a behavior
analyst.
From there, Kristine went to Northern
Arizona University in Flagstaff to earn her
M.A. in psychology. She’d wanted to work
with disabled people, but her research at NAU
got her started researching how people balance
their personal lives with their corporate lives.
Her current research follows along the same
lines.
Earning a Master’s degree at NAU, where
there is no PhD in psychology, gave her the
flexibility to figure out what she wanted to do
before committing to a PhD program.
To choose a program, she researched
psychology departments throughout the country,
finally applying to only four of them. She chose
WSUV because of the research of her adviser,
Dr. Armando Estrada, whose work focuses on
discrimination and prejudice.
“I’ve come from living all over the country
for the research and faculty here at WSUV,”
Kristine says. “My high school was about this
size! NAU was about 10 times larger than this
campus. But here we get more time with the
professors. And I like the diversity, being able
to work with people with families as well as
more traditional college students.”
Describing her field of study, Kristine says
it’s a business application of psychology, “what
an organization can do to help its employees
be more effective, focusing on teamwork and
leadership, how to balance work and home life.
“It might be called the ecology of business,”
she explains. “As in an ecological model,
there are a lot of different interactions at many
levels.
“Also, it’s the type of psychology where you
can actually get a job when you graduate. A lot
of our classes are with MBA students, so we’re
learning about organizational structure and
business interactions.
“So the job possibilities are diverse, from
working in a clinic, being a professor, or
becoming a consultant. And with this degree
you can actually make some money.”
Just as importantly, Kristine likes this way
people. “Traditional psychology
American stereotypes,” she points out. “But
this organizational approach helps the everyday
person, the under served, minorities, single
moms, orphans, all those people who don’t fit
the old model.
“So, although we don’t sit down and talk to
people one on one and try to fix them, we take a
global view. We use statistics and organizational
models to understand how people work together
and what will help them do it better.”
For undergrads considering graduate school
in psychology, Kristine says, “You’ve got to
love statistics and research methods. Enjoy the
science of it. And get experience working with
some of the professors on campus. Go to their
Web site to learn about their research, and then
ask them if there’s something you can do.
“Grad school in psychology is very
competitive. You have to have a high GPA.
Start studying for the GRE now. But, after
that, it’s going to come down to letters of
recommendation from your professors.”
WSUV Psychology Department: http://www.vancouver.wsu.
edu/programs/psych/node/61
Kristine Olson: Quick Profile
Most influential author: Sigmund
Freud
Favorite place to live: Minnesota
Favorite sport: Professional baseball
Favorite baseball team: Minnesota
Twins
Favorite vacation activity: Travel---to
anywhere
Some favorite books: Memoirs of a
Geisha, by Arthur Golden (1997); Man’s
Search for Meaning, by Viktor Frankl
(1956), and Plato’s writings (around 400
BCE).
Some favorite musicians: Morrissey
and Coldplay
Philosophy of life: Honesty, integrity,
and a good work ethic are essential.
Your reputation precedes you.
Advice: Be committed. Be present.
Focus on your degree. Don’t worry if
you don’t fit the mold, but follow your
own goals. Then, be prepared and keep
your mind open, because you never
know when opportunity will come.

9/11 Last date to change a course from graded to pass/fail - 9/18 Last day to change a credit to audit - 9/18 Last day to accept Faculty Fee Waiver forms
 OPINIONS AND EDITORIALS 15
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Just be glad it didn’t work out. Working out, in this
case, would have been far worse. And that’s all I’m going to say about that.

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Yes, it’s a crazy idea, but if there’s anyone who can
make it work, it’s you. And, no, not because you’re crazier than a junebug (though
Virgo’s Love Compatibility you are, and you know it.)

Taurus
These two signs have the amazing ability to communicate with one
another. They will provide each other with exactly what the other needs;
whether in the financial, emotional, or sexual aspects of the relationship. You
couldn’t find a better match for a Virgo.
Scorpio
Virgo finds a great friend and lover in the Scorpio. The deep friendship
that these two have is the bond that holds them together.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): If they had it here, you wouldn’t want it. It’s that
simple. Try wanting something you can actually achieve. Know what I mean?
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): Yes, your time will come. Probably around mid-semes-
ter. You’ll be studying for a midterm, and all of a sudden, you’ll know. It will be time.
Aries (March 21-April 19): You may not have realized you had any questions,
but you do, and here’s the answer to the most important one: (No, it’s not 42.) Look
under the compost pile.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): And now, to answer your question with two of my own:
Madame L answers your questions: What made you think that would work, anyway? What were you thinking of?

Virgo (August 23-Sept. 22): Dude. What kind of question is that? Yes, I do know the
answer, but I’m not going to tell you. That’s the kind of question you should only ask
your mom.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don’t wait another minute. This is the moment you’ve
been waiting for. Go for it. Jump all over it. Attack it with vigor. And then get a good
night’s sleep.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Of course you need to do the whole assignment! Even
if you know the prof isn’t going to read the whole thing, do it. Why? Do it for your-
self.
Gemini (May 21-June 21): You’ve signed up for five classes, and you’ve got to drop
one of them. Yes, that’s the answer. You didn’t think I was going to tell you which
one, did you?
Cancer (June 22-July 22): If beauty were really only skin deep, you wouldn’t be
asking this question. That said, you think you already know the answer, and you’re
right.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22):So you want to know where love is. Well, love is right here,
bay-bee. It’s in your heart, waiting for you to set it free. Or something like that.
Madame L
Staff Astrologist

addictive, and it is not safe to use, even under

medical supervision. The federal government
places marijuana in the same category as drugs
such as heroin, methamphetamine, cocaine,
The US should legalize and ecstasy. Why does this matter? Because
marijuana doesn’t belong on that schedule,
Cannabis immediately unlike most schedule I drugs, marijuana cannot
kill you.

The Passing of Two Men and what
it tells us about our Culture
A year ago, I would have laughed if the United States. The plan was to discredit the
then very popular President Reagan, reducing
someone had told me that Michael Jackson
would be mourned by millions of people and
reverently remembered for months by the
media. It would have seemed impossible at the
time. How could a nation devote the front of
practically every newspaper and magazine to
a disturbing child molester? How could the
memory of a monster bring tears to millions of
American eyes?
And yet this is precisely what we have
beheld in the aftermath of Jackson’s unexpected
demise. This incredible spilling of grief goes
far beyond the usual fascination people have for
celebrities. A bizarre blind awe seems to have
consumed Jackson’s
fans, allowing them to “The point is that we
ignore- or even glory in-
his strange side.
as a nation decide whose
The last few weeks memory we will
has seen national
mourning of a celebrity publicly honor...”
of the political arena-
Senator Ted Kennedy. Very few in the media
has had ill to say of “The Lion of the Senate,”
speaking fondly of his likable personality, his
long fight for civil rights and his perseverance
in the 80s against conservative policies. The
praises have come thick and fast. He is well on
his way to being canonized as one of the great
men of the 20th century.
Alas, this canonization of Senator Kennedy is
nearly as remarkable as the revolting idolization
of Jackson. In the 1990s, a 1983 KGB memo
between the head of the KGB and his superior,
General Secretary Yuri Andopov, was made
public. The memo dealt with a secret offer
Senator Kennedy had made to the Kremlin to
help discredit President Reagan’s military
expansion policy towards the Soviet Union.
Kennedy’s plan was two part. First, he would be
invited to Moscow. During this visit, he would
be able to help the Kremlin come up with the
best answers to the concerns Americans had
about nuclear disarmament.
The second part was to arrange huge numbers
of televised interviews with Soviet officials in
his chances of winning the election in 1984.
This might easily be interpreted as an act of
treason by the late senator, made all the more
repugnant by the secrecy in which it was done.
Moreover, it shows that Kennedy was willing to
ally himself with a regime that had murdered 62
million people to advance his political ends.
And yet the media will not mention this
extraordinary memo despite the fact that they
are well aware of it. The memo appeared in
the London Times in 1992, but since then it
has hardly been mentioned by the mainstream
media.
But this is only one of the skeletons in Senator
Kennedy’s closet. In
1969, Senator Kennedy
ran his speeding
car off a bridge into
a tidal channel on
Chappaquiddick
Island. Inside the
car was Mary Jo
Kopechne, a girl the married senator had picked
up at a party that evening. The senator made
it to safety but left Ms. Kopechne underwater
in the car. Moreover, he didn’t call emergency
personnel. If he had, Kopechne might have
survived. It is suspected that it could have taken
the car as long as 5 hours to fill with water: a
horrible way to die.
Only when the car and body were found did
Kennedy reveal that he had been the driver of the
car. Only excellent political connections kept
him from going to jail. According to Kennedy’s
close friend Ed Klein, the late senator liked to
hear jokes about Chappaquiddick. One can
only call such a sense of humor revolting.
None of this is news. It is a matter of record.
I’m not trying to convince you that Ted Kennedy
and Michael Jackson were talented men who
did bad things. The point is that we as a nation
decide whose memory we will publicly honor
and what we will remember about them. Thus,
we can learn a great deal about our culture’s
values by how it remembers Ted Kennedy and
Michael Jackson.
M arijuana, its green, its sticky, and it can
get you high. Sadly, that’s probably the full
extent of most people’s understanding of the
Cannabis plant. For this reason it has become
the most controversial drug, rather, the most
controversial plant on the planet. As of right
now, it is strictly illegal in the United States, save
the few states that allow the use of marijuana
for medicinal purposes in spite of superseding
federal laws. However, the cannabis plant’s
expansive industrial and medicinal value and
remarkably large margin of safety warrant it’s
immediate legalization.
To begin, the cannabis plant has vast
industrial and medicinal value. Most people
probably don’t know this, but the cannabis
plant is possibly the most valuable renewable
resource on the planet. Almost everything
that we produce today could be made with
the cannabis plant. Just one acre of hemp is
the equivalent to 4.5 acres of trees for paper
production. It is extremely easy to cultivate,
requires little to no pesticides, and returns most
of its nutrients to the soil. An acre of hemp
can be grown in one season, while an acre of
trees may require ten to twenty. On top of that
it can be used to make fuel for cars, clothing
more durable and comfortable than cotton, and
about 25,000 other commercial products, heck,
we could build house made completely from
hemp.
As a drug, there are a multitude of ailments
that can be treated with cannabis. Some of
the more common ailments include glaucoma,
post-chemotherapy nausea, epilepsy, HIV/
AIDS, migraines, multiple sclerosis, arthritis,
spinal chord injury, and various other painful
and debilitating conditions. However the
list doesn’t end there and it is believed that
cannabis may be useful for the treatment of
many more conditions. In addition to that, not
only is it possible to treat many conditions with
cannabis, cannabis itself may even be safer than
the treatments already in place.
That’s all well and good, but it’s still a
drug isn’t it? Well, yes it is a drug, however
according to the DEA’s Chief Administrative
Law Judge, Francis L. Young, in a 1988 ruling,
“Marijuana, in its natural form, is one of the
safest therapeutically active substances known
to man.” Yet the federal government still list
marijuana a Schedule I controlled substance,
which means that it has no medical value, it is
The safety of a drug is determined by its
therapeutic index. A therapeutic index is
determined by dividing the dose that is lethal in
50% of test subjects by the dose that is effective
in 50% of test subjects. The therapeutic index
for heroin is 6, meaning that it is lethal at a dose
six times its therapeutic dose. For alcohol it
is 10, for cocaine 15, aspirin 20. Marijuana’s
therapeutic index is so high that it is probably
impossible to quantify, although it is usually
listed as <1000, however some sources say
it could be as high as 20,000 to 40,000. That
means a smoker would need to consume about
1500 pounds in 15 minutes to cause a lethal
reaction.
As a medicinal and recreational drug,
marijuana is extremely safe, safer than most
substances that we consume regularly. In fact, in
5000 years of human experience with cannabis,
there is not one credible record that indicates that
anyone has ever died from consuming cannabis.
By comparison, tobacco causes 435,000 deaths
per year, and alcohol causes 85,000 deaths per
year, even over the counter pain medicines such
as aspirin, acetaminophen (Tylenol), ibuprofen
(Advil), and naproxen (Aleve) manage to pull
down a couple thousand deaths a year.
Given that tobacco and alcohol are perfectly
legal, and kill plenty of people every year,
does cannabis use even matter at all? Yes and
no. The amount of harm done by cannabis is
virtually non-existent, with the exception of the
artificial harm that has been fabricated by the
Justice Department via arrest and conviction.
However if cannabis were legal, the tax revenue
from cannabis and all of its constituents would
be massive, and its legalization could even save
our ailing economy, while displacing many if
not most harmful and high pollution industries.
Now that matters.
So know you know, cannabis is remarkably
safe, and incredibly useful. Of course, this isn’t
new information; people have known this for
centuries. It has only been the last century that
cannabis has had any formal sanctions against
its production and use. The question remains,
how can we reverse a century of flawed policy?
Education; educate yourself, and then educate
others.
Next Time: Find out how cannabis’s legal
status fosters an environment for organized
crime to profit.

9/22 Last date to drop a course without record; after this date, $5 is charged and a ‘W’ appears on transcript - 9/22 Last day to pay tuition prior to 5 percent late fee
 16 CALENDAR

Kayak Trip, Ross

Cardio Combo, Clark Cardio Combo, Clark Island, 10 a.m.
Center 20, 12:15 p.m. Center 20, 12:15 p.m. Soccer Outdoor Open College Color Day Student Cost: $15
Yoga Class, Clark Yoga Class, Clark Play @3:30 p.m. Show off your Crimson Nonstudent Cost: $20
Center 20, 1 p.m. Center 20, 1 p.m. and Gray
Football Party, Big Al’s
Bar and Grill, 3 p.m.
Free

Graffiti Art Demo, Bas- PB Club Presents Nancy

Driving Range and ketball Court, 10 a.m. Youlden, WSU Pullman Vs.
JJ Jump Passes, Free, Open to Public VFSC Patio, Noon, Free Hawaii
Rec Office, 10 a.m. Soccer Outdoor Open
Student and ‘The Place of Animals Football Party, Big Al’s
Play @3:30 p.m.
Nonstudent Cost: $3 in Popular Culture’ Connections 2009, Bar and Grill, 4 p.m.
Mark Berrettini, VUCB VFSC, 4 p.m. Free
125, Noon Free, Open to Public

Education Abroad Fair, Diversity Film Festival,

VADM Gallery, 10 a.m. VADM 110, 4 p.m., Free Soccer Outdoor Open
Free Cougar Networking Play @ 3:30 p.m.
Night, Clear Channel
Cardio Combo, Clark Diversity Film Festival,
Radio, 5:30 p.m., Free
Center 20, 12:15 p.m. MBA Info Night, VADM 110, 6 p.m.
Yoga Class, Clark VADM 129, 6 p.m.,Free Free, Open to Public
Center 20, 1 p.m. Basketball Open Play

Diversity Film Festival, Soccer Outdoor Open Close Encounters at the

Archery Indoor Play @3:30 p.m. Alumni at
Oregon Zoo Tickets, VADM 110, 4 p.m. Zoo, Oregon Zoo
Instruction, Archery Meet the Accounting Winterhawks
Rec Office, 10 a.m. Free, Open to Public Chancellor’s Seminar
World, 7:30 p.m. Firms, VFSC, 6 p.m. Opening Night,
Student Cost: $5 DTC Information Series Fall 2009, VFSC,
Student Cost: $5 Free 11:45 a.m., $25 7 p.m.
Night, VFSC, 6 p.m.
Nonstudent Cost: $10 Diversity Film Festival, Cougars and Cowboys, Get Alumni Rates
Free, Open to Public
VADM 110, 6 p.m. VFSC, 7 p.m.
Basketball Open Play Free, Open to Public Free

Horseback Riding Trip, Kids Club Passes, Diversity Film Festival,

Silver Buckle Ranch, Rec Office, 10 a.m. VADM 110, 4 p.m.
1 p.m. Student and Free, Open to Public
Student Cost: $5 Nonstudent Cost: $5
Nonstudent Cost: $10
Basketball Open Play

Journalism Boot camp

Saturday, Sept. 12 from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.
in the Firstenburg Student Commons

Guest speakers include Jeffrey Mize (the city hall and political
reporter for the Columbian), Kelly Adams (former cops and
social service reporter for The Columbian and several other
papers, and now a community activist), and Dean Baker
(former military and agriculture reporter for The Columbian;
former reporter also for The Oregonian, The Register-Guard,
United Press International and other publications).

Come join us to learn about reporting,

photography, ‘getting the story,’ and
much more.

Open and free to the public.

Please RSVP at vancouged@vancouver.wsu.edu so that we can

make sure to get you a lunch.