God and the man A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few

questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all." So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?" God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes." The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?" God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents." The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?" God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!"

God and the man A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all." So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?" God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes." The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?" God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents." The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?" God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!"

God and the man A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all." So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?" God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes." The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?" God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents." The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?" God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!"

God and the man A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all." So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?" God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes." The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?" God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents." The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?" God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!"

Deus e o homem Um homem visita a Deus e diz: "Deus, voc se importa se eu pedir-lhe algumas perguntas?" Deus diz: "No me pergunte nada." Ento, o homem diz: "Deus, voc tem sido em torno de um tempo muito longo, por isso, para voc, quanto tempo como mil anos?" Deus responde: "Para mim, mil anos de apenas cinco minutos." O homem, em seguida, diz: "Isso Deus interessante. E, para voc, quanto um milho de dlares?" Deus responde: "Para mim, um milho de dlares de apenas cinco centavos." O homem diz: "Srio? Bem, ento Deus, voc poderia me emprestar cinco centavos, por favor?" Deus olha para o homem, sorri, e diz: " claro que o meu filho. Espere cinco minutos!"