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ScrapTrooper

PeaNut

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:05:47 PM
I am never cropping with Darth Cropper again.

I went to use my Quickutz and he used the Force to snatch it right out of my hands.

Seriously, he is soooo rude. AND I have to work a double shift today, which means less time for
scrapping.

Stupid Death Star.

angelag
the most ransorish pea evah

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:08:01 PM
L.M.A.O.

MommyRedBecca
I'm the mutha flippin'

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:09:28 PM
Oh, man, this may be my favorite Anon pea yet. LMAO.

DisneyBeachBabyScrap
Pretty In PEAnk

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:10:01 PM
Maybe if he had some dark side M&Ms he wouldn't have been so grumpy.

RummyJen
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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:11:20 PM
Next time lock him in a closet with JarJar. *shudder*

simplekelly
Loving Life

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:11:37 PM
well i agree with you...BUT i have to admire his fashion sense with choosing the pink album so
for that i would have to forgive and forget.

Darth Cropper
PeaNut

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:13:56 PM
Seriously, he is soooo rude. AND I have to work a double shift today, which means less time for
scrapping.


We'll see who has double-duty in the Death Star garbage dump!

Next time I'll take your K*I, too.

MCM
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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:16:15 PM
Hmmm.....the Pea-Force is strong in this one.

Clear your mind ScrapTrooper. There is much scrapping to be done.

PrincessLayout
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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:17:58 PM
The way you breathe all over the crop goodies & slurp away at your drink with your extra long
straw makes you so disgusting & vile, Darth, I mean really.

I'm buying another Quickutz so that we'll have two to use next time, Trooper. Luke also said,
"Hello" & that he'll see you at the next crop. Have you talked to the Wookie today?


Gluebacca
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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:18:32 PM
Geeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


angelag
the most ransorish pea evah

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:19:45 PM
Why can't ALL trolls be this funny?

PrincessLayout
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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:21:23 PM
Forgot to mention Trooper, next time you come with me to a class, ditch your light saber so
that you don't hit into my paper saver & slice it open again. You were irritating alot of people
in that class, you show off.

C3KU
PeaNut

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:25:01 PM
You idiot, you embossed me backwards!
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MCM
StuckOnPeas

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:25:03 PM
Gluebacca??? Snort!!!

Luke Skycropper
Just one more post!

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:27:01 PM
I sold three of Uncle Owen's droids for scrap supplies.


I'm so ashamed.


PrincessLayout
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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:29:10 PM
Nothing to be ashamed of. I sold R2D2 this morning for another Quickutz.


"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

Posted: 4/24/2005 5:30:20 PM
C3KU
PeaNut

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How could you sell R2D2? I wanted to have his babies.

ScrapTrooper
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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:31:19 PM
You were irritating alot of people in that class, you show off.


Look who's talking?

You kept sticking all the Tootsie Rolls in your hair buns so you could hide in the bathroom and
eat them all by yourself, you hog.

And your hologram LOs are sooo lame. You have to project them through R2D2, so maybe you
shouldn't have sold him! DUH!


Miss Jen
Mommy to Snowflakes

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:31:52 PM
C3KU


*snort*

thanks star-troll. you really cheered me up!

AimeeInOhio
Artsy-Fartsy Disney Nerd

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:35:25 PM
LOL

PrincessLayout
PeaNut

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:35:53 PM
My hologram layouts are awesome & you know it. I won an honorable mention at the crop.
You are obviously jealous. Let's talk about lame. All your layouts are the same: DarthCropper
(your constantly smooching bootie). You can just forget about me sharing my Cropper Hopper
at the next crop.

Sorry, C3KU, the Quickutz won out.

C3KU
PeaNut

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:37:10 PM
We'll just see who gets shoved into the cutesy pink Chatterbox when we're getting ready for
the next crop.

ScrapTrooper
PeaNut

PeaNut 202,054
Posted: 4/24/2005 5:38:25 PM
You can just forget about me sharing my Cropper Hopper at the next crop.

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Playa hata!

You're just in a snit because you made all those "Moments" layouts with Luke Skycropper and
he turned out to be your brother!

GROSS!


simplekelly
Loving Life

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:42:29 PM
You're just in a snit because you made all those "Moments" layouts with Luke Skycropper and
he turned out to be your brother!

GROSS!
ok yeah good one scraptrooper. ITA...sorry princess layout but he won this round...

PrincessLayout
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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:42:37 PM
Playa hata!

You're just in a snit because you made all those "Moments" layouts with Luke Skycropper and
he turned out to be your brother!

GROSS!


How dare you make this personal!!! I'm adopted anyway.

I'll never, ever let you crop with Obi-Wan again!

--CAREBEAR--
BucketHead

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:45:09 PM
Someone's bored..



ScrapTrooper
PeaNut

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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:45:29 PM
I'm sorry Princess Layout.

I hope you dance.

Prince_Albert
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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:45:31 PM
It's moments like these when I wish I had watched Star Wars instead of filming commercials.

C3KU
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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:46:10 PM
Someone's snarky.

PrincessLayout
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Posted: 4/24/2005 5:56:26 PM
Some people just don't understand "The Force", that's all.

ScrapTrooper, I'll over you a peace offering of patterned paper or 10 sheets of Bazzil cardstock
(your choice of color, of course), decorative scissors (Victorian edge), a free crop aboard the
Millenium Falcon & some acid-free adhesive (maybe the small Xyron?). One condition, you get
me those Heidi Swapp chipboard pieces I so desperately want & don't bring up my past with
Luke, again.



TinaFB
the lunatics have taken over
the asylum

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Posted: 4/24/2005 6:00:02 PM
Hmmmm, vedddy intewesting.

Now which pea do we know is a Star Wars nut? Who could this possibly be?

sPaRkLy
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Posted: 4/24/2005 6:01:37 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!

Posted: 4/24/2005 6:03:10 PM
PrincessLayout
PeaNut

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Now which pea do we know is a Star Wars nut? Who could this possibly be?


Everyone loves Star Wars. There's a galaxy full of us!

DastardlyBoo
pea long and prosper

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Posted: 4/24/2005 6:04:43 PM
~chuckle~

C3KU
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Posted: 4/24/2005 6:04:45 PM
It's not like we're all the same person, er, droid, anyway.

PrincessLayout
PeaNut

Posted: 4/24/2005 6:08:42 PM
It's not like we're all the same person, er, droid, anyway.
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That's right. I can assure you that I am ONE person.

"May the force be with you."

PrincessLayout
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Posted: 4/24/2005 6:16:23 PM
How's the light sabre work for making mattes? I can see it as a mean deckle edger.


Last time Luke used the sabre to make an AWESOME laser diecut. It was of Uncle Owen. It was
fabulous.

WannaPea
No Peas for you ! Come back
one year!

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Posted: 4/24/2005 6:28:58 PM
hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!! LMAO!

Too good. I'm watching Star Wars right now!

Popcornluvr
ldjfaldfjljd

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Posted: 4/24/2005 6:30:27 PM
ROFL!
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Luke Skycropper
Just one more post!

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Posted: 4/24/2005 6:31:58 PM
That was a totally sweet die cut.

I was going to start my own laser die cut business, but I have to get used to my new
mechanical hand since SOMEONE had to go and chop it off.

DARTH CROPPER I'm talking to YOU!

Some people don't know how to use their light sabers in the grownup way!!! Next time you
should just use a PAPER TRIMMER instead of trying to trim your paper in mid-air.

GOSH!

Darth Cropper
PeaNut

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Posted: 4/24/2005 6:34:20 PM
Luke, you're so whiny.

You must get that from your mother. At least you didn't inherit my mouth-breathing gene.


ZaAiMa
A to Z Pea

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Posted: 4/24/2005 6:39:09 PM
You guys are crackign me up!!!!




ZaAiMa
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Posted: 4/24/2005 6:39:28 PM
You guys are crackign me up!!!!

Queen Ama-scrap-ya
PeaNut

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Posted: 4/24/2005 6:41:47 PM
I am so NOT whiny. I've just got a headache from wearing all these head-dresses. But they sure
do provide me a great place to stash extra supplies. See the horns I'm sporting? They actually
hollowed out to hold adhesives and embellishments. And all this ribbon I'm carting around on
my head will sure come in handy on my layouts.

And who are you to talk anyway Darth? You're so damn serious these days, no one can crop
with you. You bring down the room with all those death grip thingies you do. Can't you just
chill for a day?

RummyJen
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Posted: 4/24/2005 6:46:06 PM
I'm telling Yoda.

Gluebacca
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Posted: 4/24/2005 6:53:58 PM
GEeeeaaarrrggh! Graaaagggh! Grrrreeeeeeaaaaaahhhh!

JillBilly
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Posted: 4/24/2005 7:04:30 PM
Darth Cropper you're my favorite



mistysmere
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Posted: 4/24/2005 7:31:08 PM
And I thought watching Episode I, II and IV today with my 3 year old would have no relavance
in real life.

Kerry

R2Pea2
PeaNut

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Posted: 4/24/2005 7:33:23 PM
beep beep boop beep boop

frogfan
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Posted: 4/25/2005 4:18:52 AM
I *heart* Gluebacca

MoniqueS
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Posted: 4/25/2005 4:42:17 AM

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Nin Nin
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Posted: 4/25/2005 5:16:54 AM
I *heart* R2Pea2 !!!!!

R2Pea2
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Posted: 4/25/2005 5:29:02 AM
Beep Boop!


meant2b4boys
loves fortune cookie fortunes

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Posted: 4/25/2005 5:43:29 AM
giggle giggle, snort

My 3 Boys
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Posted: 4/25/2005 6:01:23 AM
Can't wait to see some of you on May 19, I'm counting down the days.

May the Force be with each and everyone of you too!!!!

hunzer
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Posted: 4/25/2005 8:36:43 AM
I'm sooooooooooo anti-Star Wars but dammit...this is a RIOT!


Minnekansas




pink*princess
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Posted: 4/25/2005 8:45:37 AM
LOL!!!!

~ Anna ~
:blink:

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Posted: 4/25/2005 8:59:10 AM
Do they have orange clouds and hairless piggies in space?

~ Anna ~
:blink:

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Posted: 4/25/2005 9:00:16 AM
Double post, sorry.

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Posted: 4/25/2005 10:19:04 AM


oh yvonne
Pea-rom Queen

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Posted: 4/25/2005 10:24:38 AM
hee hee!!

Andie Smith
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Posted: 4/25/2005 11:26:39 AM
roflol

ms.scrapper
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Posted: 4/25/2005 11:36:21 AM
Oh garsh....this is too funny. What creativity! Kudos!

Posted: 4/25/2005 11:36:41 AM
ms.scrapper
StuckOnPeas

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Oh garsh....this is too funny. What creativity! Kudos!

jediannie
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Posted: 4/25/2005 1:15:31 PM
I love this. . . I wish I would have thought of it! Thank you!!

TraceyG
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Posted: 4/25/2005 4:20:58 PM
Don't make me destroy you!

catchingfire
Posted: 4/25/2005 4:36:16 PM
BucketHead

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At least you didn't inherit my mouth-breathing gene.




MommyRedBecca
I'm the mutha flippin'

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Posted: 4/25/2005 4:36:21 PM
Gluebacca - hermafix dots must be a b!tch to get out of your fur. Ouch!

p.s. Someone's been huffing their Undo

Mystie
Dancing to the end of love.

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Posted: 4/25/2005 6:21:53 PM
Where oh where is Han Solo? Couldn't you think up a scrapping name for him so we could
enjoy his hunky goodness??? Please?
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Jaa47
Ancient Ancestor of Pea

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Posted: 4/25/2005 6:58:59 PM
I wish you guys would post some of these LOS that you did. You really need to try to get along.
I'm curious about Hans also. Isn't he a scrapper too?

Darth Cropper
PeaNut

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Posted: 4/25/2005 7:29:17 PM
I wish you guys would post some of these LOS that you did


I will try, but the internet connection on the Death Star TOTALLY sucks. You'd think SOMEONE
around this place would have a frickin' clue. I mean, we're only the EMPIRE.

I have a feeling Jabba has been mooching off our connection and using up all the bandwidth
looking at nakie pictures of Princess Layout again.

Hhooooooo prrrrrrr Hhhooooooo prrrrrrrr.



UpNorth Scrapper
Seriously warped and
appalling

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Posted: 4/25/2005 7:45:02 PM
I am so glad that I decided to open up just one more post before I went to bed. LMAO!

~Kimmer~
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Posted: 4/25/2005 8:01:23 PM
Where are the Ton-Tons and the Ewoks? Please please more more!

dalayney
Shut the PEA UP! Yer gettin
me all twitterpaited!

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Posted: 9/17/2005 12:27:15 PM
LMAO... I have GOT to show my DH this.....



Sherrie_N
SuPEArteachermom

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Posted: 9/17/2005 12:32:55 PM
Thanks to btting this whoever did it. Completely hysterical!

RummyJen
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Posted: 9/17/2005 12:45:42 PM
coughcoughMaryMarycoughcough

thistlecreek
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Posted: 9/17/2005 12:47:51 PM
2P's needs a Thread Hall of Fame

I'm anxiously awaiting Episode II of this Saga

or is it Episode IV? the Empire Crops back?



Darth Cropper
PeaNut

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:03:37 PM
Oh, hello ladies.

I wanted to hop online and tell you all about this fabulous new organizing system I cant live
without!

HAHAHAHA!

Just kidding. Those things are lame. Don't think I don't pay attention to this joint just because I
am stuck here on this piece of crap Death Star. I need something to do up here while we are
rebuilding (AGAIN). Someone BTT Keri's house thread. I need ideas on new cabinets for my
Death Star scrap room.

Anyway, it's pretty boring up here We can't even get the latest Heidi Swapp products up here. I
guess I am going to have to get in the destroyer and go invade another rebel planet so that I
can get some scrapbook shopping done.




ScrapTrooper
PeaNut

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:19:02 PM
Well, if you do decide to go, you better put me on duty on the destroyer. I used the last of my
mono tape runner and I had to use some of Jabba the Hutt's snot to attach a metal charm.


Han Kolo
Just one more post!

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:19:48 PM
Idiots.



dalayney
Shut the PEA UP! Yer gettin
me all twitterpaited!

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:20:06 PM
"I had to use some of Jabba the Hutt's snot to attach a metal charm. "

Question..... is jabba's snot acid free?


C3KU
PeaNut

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:21:22 PM
Don't forget me. I'm fresh out of walnut ink, and Princess Layout isn't exactly generous when it
comes to her supplies.

Luke Skycropper
Just one more post!

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:23:11 PM
I'm fresh out of walnut ink, and Princess Layout isn't exactly generous when it comes to her
supplies.


She is completely stingy. You read about what she did with those Tootsie Rolls at the crop,
didn't you?

R2Pea2
PeaNut

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:25:40 PM
beep beep booooooop boop beep beeeeep boop boop boop beep

sandikal
Henny Button--English Lit
Major

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:26:24 PM
ROFLMAO!!!

Thanks for the sequel!

C3KU
PeaNut

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:27:55 PM
She's such a brat sometimes. I mean really, just because you're a princess doesn't mean you
have to ACT like one.

Queen Ama-scrap-ya
PeaNut

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:30:55 PM
That's my daughter you're talking about! She's not stingy. She's royalty. Princess Layout is
accustomed to having things her way. Quiet you stupid piece of tin!

C3KU
PeaNut

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:32:30 PM
Who taught you to apply lipstick, anyway? Lisa Whatshername?

Queen Ama-scrap-ya
PeaNut

PeaNut 202,073
Posted: 9/17/2005 1:34:20 PM
No, Lisa cannot help but to imitate my makeup style. It's the traditional Naboo mark of royalty.
Ms. Lisa B. is the Queen of all scrapbooks, after all. Why shouldn't she try to look the part?
April 2005
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Loc: Naboo




C3KU
PeaNut

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April 2005
Posts: 20
Layouts: 0



Posted: 9/17/2005 1:36:37 PM
Whatever, At least I don't have a lookalike servant doing all my work for me while I sit back on
my arse looking at back issues of scrap magazines for makeup tips.

R2Pea2
PeaNut

PeaNut 202,084
April 2005
Posts: 37
Layouts: 0



Posted: 9/17/2005 1:39:06 PM
Beep boop BEEP BOOOP BEEP beep boop

C3KU
PeaNut

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April 2005
Posts: 20
Layouts: 0
Posted: 9/17/2005 1:39:54 PM
Butt out, R2!




Queen Ama-scrap-ya
PeaNut

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Layouts: 0
Loc: Naboo



Posted: 9/17/2005 1:40:11 PM
Thank you R2Pea2 for those wise words. You are a droid worth your weight in intergalactic
gold.

jandmsmom
PeaAddict

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January 2004
Posts: 1,249
Layouts: 7



Posted: 9/17/2005 1:40:42 PM
I have really missed R2P2!!!

~Dale

C3KU
PeaNut

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:44:24 PM
Copout.

Queen Ama-scrap-ya
PeaNut

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Posts: 48
Layouts: 0
Loc: Naboo



Posted: 9/17/2005 1:45:58 PM
You stupid droid. All you can say is, "Butt out!"? I wouldn't expect anything more creative, I
suppose. You are after all, the same loser with those classic lines of, "This is such a drag" and
"Machines making machines. How perverse." You're so lame. For a droid who supposedly
knows a million or so intergalactic languages, your use of English certainly is poor.

Darth Cropper
PeaNut

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:47:04 PM
You are a droid worth your weight in intergalactic gold.


Yeah, but he's worth about a buck forty in scrap parts on Tatooine.


Queen Ama-scrap-ya
PeaNut

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:50:24 PM
I don't think you're one to talk about the value of R2's scrap metal there Darth. You're sporting
a whole aluminum suit there yourself, you metalhead.

Darth Cropper
PeaNut

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:51:34 PM
This from a woman with a mangled satellite dish on her head.

You're just jealous that I am a scrap Diva and you are not.


R2Pea2
PeaNut

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Posts: 37
Layouts: 0



Posted: 9/17/2005 1:51:40 PM
beep beep beep boop beep

Darth Cropper
PeaNut

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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:52:20 PM
Oh, go project a hologram.


littlefish
Peain' in the Pool

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March 2003
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Posted: 9/17/2005 1:54:37 PM
HOW did I miss this first time around???? Hysterical!

Proceed.

R2Pea2
PeaNut

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Posts: 37
Layouts: 0



Posted: 9/17/2005 1:58:54 PM

Booooo beeeeep boooooooooop

Anakin Scrapwalker
PeaNut

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Layouts: 0
Posted: 9/17/2005 2:07:20 PM
What's going on in here? Why are you picking on m'lady, Darth Cropper!? I know there is still
good in you, since I am you.

Get off her back! Or I'll snap your bra!

Hugs and Kisses,
Ani
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somewhere




P.S.
I miss my mom. So. MUCH.

bnlnkids
AncestralPea

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Posted: 9/17/2005 2:37:34 PM
There is much scrapping to be done.
Shouldn't that read...

"Much scrapping to be done there is."

LOL Just kiddin'. VERY funny thread.

karen.jersey
valsalvavating

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Posted: 9/17/2005 3:31:11 PM
this is fabulous!


labradorparade
BucketHead

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Posted: 10/25/2008 9:43:06 AM


Had to BTT. Need some lighthearted fun on the board about now.

**Angie**
Pea Who Should Be Cleaning!

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May 2004
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Posted: 10/25/2008 9:56:07 AM
hilarious!

Did anyone admit to this?

NICU_nurse_Ashley
Posted: 10/25/2008 10:10:02 AM
This is great!!
StuckOnPeas

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Layouts: 24
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Sunshine36616
God peas protect me from
your followers

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Layouts: 204
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Posted: 10/25/2008 10:12:27 AM
Man, I miss the fun trolls.

**ScrapWench**
Seems a pity to miss such a
good pudding.

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Posts: 18,899
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Posted: 10/25/2008 10:13:35 AM
I labradorparade.

Thank you.
Loc: Spokane, WA




*Leanne*
Adam Lambert is my gay
boyfriend!

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March 2002
Posts: 14,189
Layouts: 0
Loc: Calgary, Alberta



Posted: 10/25/2008 10:23:23 AM


Leanne

amah1976
miss Avery's Momma Pea

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Posted: 10/25/2008 10:33:39 AM
Thanks for the laugh.

Woobster
The Banana Under the Couch
Pea

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Posted: 10/25/2008 10:44:27 AM
This is hysterical!! Thanks for BTT, Lab!
I'm sorry Princess Layout.

I hope you dance.


rainbow...



Best line EVER!!

Goddss
It's all about the Shoes

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December 2003
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Loc: ONT



Posted: 10/25/2008 1:21:32 PM
This is such a fun thread.

Thanks for the BTT!!!

TT
M

labradorparade
BucketHead

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Posted: 10/25/2008 7:32:41 PM


caroscraps
7 Sweetpeas for me

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Posted: 10/25/2008 7:38:01 PM
Isn't this the work of Kolcamtay who used to frequent this board? She also had another name
but I can't remember other than her real name was Sue and she was a Stars Wars fanatic.

ScrapTrooper
PeaNut

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Posted: 10/25/2008 8:02:47 PM
Isn't this the work of Kolcamtay who used to frequent this board?


No, but I ran into her at the Mos Eisley Cantina once.

So, what's up fellow scrappers? Not much new here. I've been a little disappointed with recent
trends in the scrapbooking world. I can't go digital because (as usual) my wireless connection
on this hunk of junk Death Star prevents me from downloading kits. I'm sick of the owl trend.
Not a lot of owls on a galactic destroyer. I'm sure the stupid Ewoks started THAT one.

I missed National Scrapbook Day because dumb Darth Cropper had me fixing his blaster that
he broke trying to punch holes in a sheet of cardstock for some stupid "Color My World"
layout he was making for Emperor Palpatine (who NEVER appreciates those gifts).

I guess it's been a rough few years in the galaxy far, far away.

What did I miss?


freecharlie
What happens in NSBR, stays
in NSBR

PeaNut 109,127
September 2003
Posts: 22,066
Posted: 10/25/2008 8:10:51 PM
ScrapTrooper good to see you. Just please remember to log in/out at the right time. I don't
think I could handle another big reveal tonight.
Layouts: 4
Loc: Colorado




Han Kolo
Just one more post!

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Posts: 10
Layouts: 0
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Posted: 10/25/2008 8:14:06 PM
Well, princesses, looks like you managed to keep me here a while longer.

Boba Felt
PeaWee

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October 2008
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Layouts: 0



Posted: 10/25/2008 8:37:40 PM
Just you wait, I've nearly completed my Paperkins clone army!

redfox
PeaAddict

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August 2002
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Posted: 10/25/2008 9:14:58 PM
Ok, see now this is just some seriously awesome funny!

Love it!!





Gagemom
To new beginnings....

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Posts: 8,353
Layouts: 8
Loc: Arizona



Posted: 10/25/2008 10:04:59 PM
One of the BEST threads EVER!!! Made me LOL Thanks for the giggles !!

This:
I'm sorry Princess Layout.

I hope you dance.

I totally second as best quote . Awesome. Just awesome.

tania7424
Who am I kidding? Too tired
to drink tequila

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Layouts: 28
Loc: Port Coquitlam, BC



Posted: 10/25/2008 10:22:44 PM
One of the best threads EVER.

I just read bits of it to dh. He's killing himself laughing.

labradorparade
BucketHead

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June 2003
Posts: 540
Layouts: 0
Loc: Texas



Posted: 10/26/2008 9:33:51 AM
I missed National Scrapbook Day because dumb Darth Cropper had me fixing his blaster that
he broke trying to punch holes in a sheet of cardstock for some stupid "Color My World"
layout he was making for Emperor Palpatine (who NEVER appreciates those gifts).






Boba Felt... LMAO!

janet_o
PEA-anist

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Posted: 3/28/2009 8:15:37 AM
BTT cause I just laughed my sizable arse off.

Posted: 3/28/2009 8:30:50 AM
Great thread....thanks for bringing it back up.
scrappinlily
PeaAddict

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July 2007
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Layouts: 1
Loc: Montgomery County, MD




wezee812
I Remember You!

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Posted: 3/28/2009 9:07:13 AM
May the force be with you.

CropTartKatie
Team Sharon

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Posted: 3/28/2009 10:20:57 AM
I missed this the first couple of times. hysterical!




TinaFB
the lunatics have taken over
the asylum

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Posted: 3/28/2009 10:28:02 AM
I love this thread.

StampNScrap1128
AncestralPea

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Layouts: 0



Posted: 3/28/2009 11:12:22 AM
One of the funniest threads ever! I'm laughing just as hard this time as I did years ago when it
was first posted. Thanks for BTT'ing it.

Mary in OK

Posted: 2/3/2011 6:37:48 PM
*Kath*
Official Time Clock of 2Ps

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zombies



It's been 2 years. This one needs to be BTT'ed again. One of my favorites.







twinsmom-fla99
AncestralPea

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May 2005
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Posted: 2/3/2011 6:47:38 PM
"PUNCH IT, GLUIE!"

"Graaaaaawwwww!"

ScrapperCandy
PeaAddict

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December 2005
Posts: 1,525
Layouts: 30
Loc: Off in Neverland!



Posted: 2/3/2011 6:48:50 PM
Best thread evah!!

Eta: I just noticed that this thread is 6 years old. I kept thinking Chatterbox? Heidi Swapp?
What the what?

neshie
Posted: 2/3/2011 7:37:11 PM
Withdrawl in disgust is not the
same as apathy

PeaNut 203,578
May 2005
Posts: 5,567
Layouts: 12
Loc: Western WA



I love that the Star Wars peas have the little "5" peas under them. How many trolls have that
kind of pea cred.

irishscrappermom8
Ancient Ancestor of Pea

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Posted: 2/3/2011 8:23:05 PM
LOL. I've been here awhile and somehow missed this thread.

*Fresca*
StuckOnPeas

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May 2005
Posts: 2,786
Layouts: 0
Loc: Northern Illinois



Posted: 2/3/2011 8:26:05 PM
An oldie but a goodie!

Posted: 2/3/2011 8:36:13 PM
Oh, Kath! I you!! Thanks for sharing. I missed this the first time around!
JZam
Insert witty status here:

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September 2002
Posts: 5,396
Layouts: 4
Loc: Boy heaven!




Nordy
PeaFixture

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August 2001
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Layouts: 63
Loc: Utah



Posted: 2/3/2011 8:54:52 PM
I've been here since 2001....HOW did I miss this thread the first time??!! LOL

This is the BEST! LOVE. IT.

MoniqueS
Elitist Pea

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July 2001
Posts: 18,507
Layouts: 34
Loc: Florida



Posted: 8/23/2012 7:57:49 AM
bump

Miglets
Posted: 8/23/2012 11:46:32 AM
StuckOnPeas

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July 2001
Posts: 2,711
Layouts: 3
Loc: NJ



Monique, you & your amazing bookmarking skills crack me up!

purpledaisy
Calm

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Layouts: 102



Posted: 8/23/2012 1:33:35 PM
I remember this thread! Too funny!

SMG in AZ
Je suis desole

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May 2002
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Loc: Phoenix area

Posted: 8/23/2012 3:05:18 PM
Jedi mind trick brought back this thread.



o-pea-one
PeaFixture

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Posted: 8/23/2012 4:40:27 PM
Love it! Missed it the first time!! hahaha



Chopped Liver *U*
Running from the drama llama

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Posted: 8/23/2012 4:54:27 PM
Funny ever single time. Thanks for the bump.

Nicole in TX
Posted: 8/23/2012 5:03:49 PM
I have tears rolling down my cheeks from R2D2. Thanks!
The Peas did what we do and
went insane over it

PeaNut 16,696
June 2001
Posts: 19,213
Layouts: 65
Loc: Not so obvious




Kelpea
Owner of "best tacky
invitation" thread EVER

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November 2004
Posts: 14,039
Layouts: 2
Loc: Stalking Dave Gahan



Posted: 8/23/2012 5:04:20 PM
Timely bump, Monique! We needed the yuks.

Now: "You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"


andreasmom
International Pea of Mystery

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Layouts: 102
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Posted: 8/23/2012 5:07:58 PM
i so loooved these trolls I mean ewoks.

magenta
Mr. Conductor, if you Pea...

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Posted: 8/23/2012 5:20:51 PM
This never gets old. Thanks for bumping!

cycworker
On dry runs Santa drives the
Isuzu

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Canada



Posted: 8/23/2012 5:47:13 PM
What a hoot! I missed it before somehow. Thanks for bumping!

*Sara*
Posted: 8/23/2012 6:10:46 PM
Somehow I have missed this every time. Sooo funny. Reminds me of when I scrapbooked all of
the time.
insert clever Pea Title here

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Zemea
PeaAddict

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Posted: 8/23/2012 8:10:55 PM
I've got a baaaad feeling about this.....



Love me some Star Wars. Can't believe in almost 11 years on the board, I never saw this
thread.

Mariah2
I live for the applause
applause applause...

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Loc: Illinois



Posted: 8/23/2012 8:39:40 PM
Hee!!!!


I-95
It's all just nonsense anyway!

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Posted: 8/23/2012 8:48:21 PM
O.M.G. Thank you so much for the bump.

Brilliant!!!

bodegabayca
PeaNut

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Posted: 8/23/2012 9:45:24 PM


ScrapsontheRocks
BucketHead

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Posted: 8/24/2012 1:38:40 AM
Newbie says: many excuses I used to have for not Pea'ing... enjoyed this so much, I have, so
post I will.

Try? there is no try. Pea or Pea not...

kyky77
BucketHead

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Posts: 821
Layouts: 252
Loc: Italy



Posted: 8/24/2012 4:05:02 AM
LOL!! love it. Best thread EVER.

My cat was Chewbacca ^__^ love SW.



Posted: 8/24/2012 5:56:28 AM
How have I never seen this?
Peppermintpatty
Mother of Benedict
Cumberbatch's love child

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October 2006
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Shih Tzu Mommy
Million dollar camera, 10
dollar lock!

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Loc: Right here



Posted: 8/24/2012 7:13:10 AM
LOL, how have I missed this in the past?!

WorkingClassDog
Rick Springfield Junkie

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March 2003
Posts: 16,052
Layouts: 5
Loc: Mountain High Pea
Posted: 8/24/2012 7:16:18 AM
How I have miss this as well? To funny!




CroppingKate
Peas-okay; Queues-not so
much

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Layouts: 4
Loc: Caribe or Cali



Posted: 5/5/2013 12:18:52 AM


Can't be trolls from back in them dark days, too cool for that. And since I saw it on the GS
board and it's Star Wars day(s) and all:


May the Fourth be with you

scrappinsam
Creative Dreamer

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Loc: Mobile, AL



Posted: 5/5/2013 12:58:28 AM
Oh my, this is the funniest thing I've seen on 2peas since the infamous "magic shaving powder"
threads!!!




leftturnonly
Will trade mosquitoes for
cookies.

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Layouts: 0
Loc: Living in Kim's Perfect
World, again.



Posted: 5/5/2013 2:33:18 AM
I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT I'M DARTH VADER, AND YOU'RE MY BABY.


BEST LINE EVER in the history of ever. May the Fourth be with you!



Jennerator
AncestralPea

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Posted: 5/5/2013 9:54:27 AM
Thanks for this.

*Fresca*
StuckOnPeas

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Posted: 5/5/2013 11:31:22 AM
An oldie but a goodie!
May 2005
Posts: 2,786
Layouts: 0
Loc: Northern Illinois

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