� Osama to Big B: How are you??

Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?

Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.

� Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look
at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's Blunder!

� Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?

A: A Moti-vaiting.

� Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is
bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

� Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in the film GUIDE?
Coz Dev Anand says: O mere humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, badle duniya SARI,
tum na badalna.

� Gujju lover: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa,
Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: Dhokla.

� Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few
sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.

� Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for
this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top.

� Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be
transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

� Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people
talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS.