Punk'd: Cullen Style
One weekend. A big brother who loves to tease and play jokes on his favorite human/little sister.Another brother who happens to be the extremely protective fiancé of the human, and one vision-gifted sister who may just be scarier than the fiancé when the safety of her little sister is jeopardized. Human tears, a hospital emergency room and two very angry vampires! It’s time for revenge. Watch out Emmett, you’re going to get punk’d…Cullen style!
Edward Cullen was in a bad mood, a very bad mood as he sped back to Forks in his Volvo. And avampire in a bad mood is never a good thing. A vampire in love with a human (and obsessed withher safety as she happens to be a magnet for danger) is an especially bad thing to cross. And whensomething or someone causes tears and/or harm to this vampire’s human love, even unintentionally,well, that is something to be avoided at all costs. Carlisle was sitting in the passenger seat, throwingconcerned looks at his extremely angry and worried son, wondering if his daughter Rosalie wasgoing to still have a mate after the day was through. Jasper sat in the backseat, desperately trying tosend out waves of calm towards Edward, but Edward’s fury was too strong to tamp down. His Bellawas hurt, Emmett was involved and there was going to be hell to pay…
Chapter One: Plans for the Weekend
Emmett had finally crossed the line. It was one thing for him to try to tease and harass me abouteverything from “being too old-fashioned and no fun” to “too bad you’re note getting any”comments concerning my relationship with Bella. He can act like an oversized little kid at times, but I’d been around him for the better part of a century and it was nothing that I couldn’t handle.Even when he teased Bella, I didn’t worry too much. Bella takes his teasing in stride, treating himlike the older brother she never had, although at times his comments have embarrassed her. I step inimmediately when I see Emmett headed in that direction. No one is going to make my Bellauncomfortable like that without paying a price. But when the same older brother makes my Bellacry, I see red. And when it results in Bella ending up in a hospital emergency room, I don’t just seered. I see vampire red. Blood red.
Emmett is dead meat
, I thought, or whatever qualified as theequivalent of dead meat for a vampire as I pressed down harder on the gas pedal, trying to coaxmore speed from the engine. I was so angry, I couldn’t even come up with the proper analogy for Emmett's soon-to-be state of existence, or more accurately non-existence!It all started when I left for a weekend hunting trip with Jasper and Carlisle. It had been a couple of weeks since I had hunted anything other than deer or whatever the nearby forest had to offer, but1