Hook, Line and Sinker

By Elton Camp
Bob went fishing on one fall day
The results made him say Hooray!
About as soon as his line hit the water
A fish did what he shouldnt oughter
Swallowed the hook, line, sinker too
Bob enjoyed a deliious meal its true
Before that foolish fish gul!ed it down
He should"e arefully looked around
#ullible as that fish some folks an be
$riminals, of their money, set em free
The !hone rang and on the aller %&'&
The sary name %(S )ohn did see
This is %nternal (e"enue agent )ak *lee
And ++,-+./A my badge ha!!ens to be&
%ts ten thousand buks that you owe&
0ay u! now, or its to jail you will go&
#i"e me your redit ard number now,
1r the !olie will arrest you, % firmly "ow!
And on your house well !lae a lien&
2i"ing on the streets, youll be seen!
0oor )ohn trembled in most abjet fear
At the frightening words he did hear
So he did just as the aller re3uired
2ater found it a sam and nearly e4!ired
But by then, it was far too late
2oss of his funds )ohn did hate
That hed ated wiser than that fish
5ow im!o"erished )ohn sure did wish