Vampires: Edward- pianoplyr

Bella- bellaisuberawesome

Renesmee- hybrid4eva

Alice-shopaholic

Jasper- confederatesrule!

Emmett-bloodthrstytedybear

Rosalie-2kewl4u

Carlisle-Dr.C

Esme- OCDvampire

Aro-rulerofdaworld

Caius- muahahahaha!

Marcus- idonotspeak

Werewolves- Jacob-formerbeta

Quil-ilikepie

Embry-Awoooooooooh!

Seth- wisewolf

Leah- shutup

Sam-proudalpha

Emily- wolfgirl

People- Charlie-supercop

Renee-lovethesun

confederatesrule! has entered chat

bellaisuberawesome has entered chat

confederatesrule!- I’m free! FREE!

bellaisuberawesome- Alice let you out?

confederatesrule!- Yes, after I promised to not to ever avenge the Confederacy.

bellaisuberawesome- lemme guess…you’re going to anyway though, right?

confederatesrule!- Yes! WHO TOLD YOU?!

bellaisuberawesome- no one, I just guessed.

confederatesrule!- (GASP!) YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU COULD SEE THE FUTURE TOO!

bellaisuberawesome- I can’t. You’re just a predictable person.

confederatesrule! -oh

bellaisuberawesome- so, how are u going to do this without Alice seeing?

confederatesrule!- you’ll see. I hired a little friend to help me out.

ilikepie has entered chat

ilikepie- Hey!

bellaisuberawesome- Quil! How could you?!

ilikepie- I’m sorry Bella, but he’s paying me $5,000!

bellaisuberawesome- Jasper, I’m ashamed of you! Manipulating a young wolf into

helping you with your dirty work!

confederatesrule!- It’s not dirty work, it’s a movement for redemption!

bellaisuberawesome- right…um I have to go, um, feed Renesmee. brb

shopaholic has entered chat

shopaholic- JASPER HALE! HOW DARE YOU GO BEHIND MY BACK TO AVENGE THE
CONFEDERACY! UN-TAPING YOU WAS A PRIVELEGE, AND YOU JUST LOST IT!

confederatesrule!-Bella! You told!

bellaisuberawesome- I’m sorry, Jasper. I just couldn’t let you go through with this.

confederatesrule!- Bella, help me! She’s getting the tape! Noooo! It’s plaid! The colors…
so vibrant! AHHHHHH!

confederatesrule! Has been signed off by shopaholic and is now being duck taped
to a chair.

bellaisuberawesome- well, I better go. Um bye Quil. Quil?

bellaisuberawesome- Um, okay then. Bye.

bellaisuberawesome has signed off.

ilikepie- huh? What? I like totally zoned out there. Hello? Anyone? Alright, no ones here.
Loooooonely I am so looonely! I’ve got no boooooody for my owwwwwwwn oh!

rulerofdaworld has entered chat.

rulerofdaworld- why, hello there young shape-shifter. Have you ever considered
therapy?
ilikepie- AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

ilikepie has signed off due to emotional distress caused by creepy, stalkerish, old
vampire.

rulerofdaworld- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! YOU NEED EMOTIONAL HELP! COME BACK!
I’M A THERAPIST! I WANT TO HELP YOU! Well, I guess he’s gone. Goodbye nobody in
particular.

rulerofdaworld has signed off to go on a quest to find and help the strange
shape-shifting boy