SMS collection vol 1

• Kick off ur shoes, take a break,

Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,

Light the candles, cut the cake.

Make it a day that's simply Great! Happy B'Day.

• Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability,

always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss &

I hope it'll never bounce.

• This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you!

Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?

Animal Planet!

• If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns,

coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives

by just walking with him a few miles.

• A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears

are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

• Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but

Every time I call it says:

The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!

• Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice,

think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

• All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going,

a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day.

• I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard;

to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.

• Never waste an opportunity to say 'I love U' to someone u really like,

coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to

let u fall in love.

• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it.

Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.

• If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it

as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n

they both melted in each other’s arms.

• I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream.

I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning,

think of me.

• Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say,

but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness,

how the hell did u manage 2 find me!

Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships &

difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day!

• Only the open heart receives luv, only the open mind receives wisdom,

only the open hand receives gifts & only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

• Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace.

A friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older just like

• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems
to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!

• God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into
you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!

• Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur

innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best.

• Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report
reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

• Why is it that I must climb the tallest mountain and swim the widest ocean to get
to you, when all you need is just a simple smile to get to me?

• Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in
the right half, nothing is left.

• Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your
love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.
• If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through
my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!

• You put the fun in together,

The sad in apart,

The hope in tomorrow,

The joy in my heart.

• Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have
to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

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• I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I
notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

• Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees

ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...

• Today, tomorrow & yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for u.
You know Whose?

Your Own, Stupid!

• I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at
you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you.

• Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too
much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!

• We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so
when problems upset u just think… u must be God's fav cup of tea.
• Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe; Stronger than u
seem; Wiser than u think & life isn't that bad. So cheer up!

• Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I
have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day!

• Only the open heart receives luv, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the
open hand receives gifts & only the cute persons receive SMS from me!

• Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it gets
better as it grows older just like us... I get better, u get older.

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• May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up
your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

• The shortest word I know is 'I'. The sweetest word I know is 'LOVE'. And the person
I never forget is 'YOU'

• Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain
close to my heart and far from my eyes.

• Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple
reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now.

• I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say
those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.
• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter
than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.

• Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope
your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.

• I am a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as
lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.

• Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday,
Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.

• Life is like a piano... white keys represent happiness, black keys for sorrow but
only when you go through the white & black keys u hear the MUSIC of LIFE.

• I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced &
how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

• Look outside, it’s so pleasant, sun is smiling with u, trees dancing for u, birds
singing for u, coz last night, I asked them to wish u a Good Morning.

• Just Go To Hell..... do u understand Just Go To Hell.... because only you can change
the hell into heaven... by your sweetness.

• 2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Gal closed her eyes n returned back
saying: Luv is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies.

• May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up
your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

• The shortest word I know is 'I'. The sweetest word I know is 'LOVE'. And the person
I never forget is 'YOU'
• Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain
close to my heart and far from my eyes.

• Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple
reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now.

---One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life?

I will say: my life. You will walk away from me without knowing that

U R MY LIFE!!!

---if I were to be anything in this world?. I?d be ur tears!!!?

So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks

& die on ur lips!!!!!

---Its Takes A Minute 2 Know Someone Its Takes A Sec To Luv Someone

But Its Takes A Life To Forget Someone

---A friend is sweet when its new..but it is sweeter when its TRUE!

But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.

---"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg

even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."

---Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know
I need u.

---years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die

---If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves,

I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,

if friendship is life I will give u mine.

---People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up

Some will try Some say hi Some say bye

Others may forget YOU but never will I.

TO LIVE A LIFE ONE NEEDS BRAIN,REFLEX,PERCEPTION,IQ,KNOWLEDGE,WAY OF

EXPRESSION AND MANY MORE QUALITIES.AAPKO SALAAM BOSS! U R DOING

GREAT WITHOUT ALL THESE

JAB BHEE KANJOOSI K LIYE OSCAR KA NOMINATAION AAYEGA

TERA NAAM USME JAROOR AAYEGA

YEH PADHKAR EK BLANK MESSAGE HE KAR DE JAALIM

VARNA AWARD BHEE TUJHE HE MIL JAAYEGA.

FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki, FOOLwari mein FOOL k saath wish kiya....

may u be the most beautiFOOL, wonderFOOL, colourFOOL person.

INDIA IS OUR NATION

GALS R OUR DESTINATION....

DATING IS OUR OCCUPATION...

FLIRTING IS OUR PROFESSION..

TO HELL WITH EDUCATION.

IF U R IN TENSION

IF NOTHING SEEMS GOING RIGHT

IF U FIND NO WAY OUT

THEN JUST THINK OF ME

I,LL BE THERE 2 INCREASE UR TENSION.

KYAA AANKHEIN HAI, KYAA BAATEIN HAI

KYAA CHEHRA TUMNE PAAYA HAI

AISA LAGTA HAI JAISE... JAISE........

JAISE PEEPAL K PED SE BHOOTH UTAR KAR AAYA HO.

SAAGAR JITNAA COURSE HAI

NADIYA JITNAA PADH PAATE HAI

BAALTI BHAR YAAD REHTAA HAI

MAGGA BHAR LIKH PAATE HAI

CHULLU BHAR NUMBER AATE HAI

DOOB KAR MAR JAATE HAI.

FRESH AIR...

FRESH IDEA...

FRESH TALENT...

FRESH ENERGY...

I WISH TO HAVE A.......

MARVELLOUS MONDAY,
TASTY TUESDAY,

WONDERFUL WEDNSDAY,

THANKSFUL THURSDAY,

FRIENDLY FRIDAY,

SUCCESSFUL SATARDAY,

SECURED SUNDAY...

"HAVE A GREAT WEEK"

IN WHITE COLLOR-"GUDNIGHT:,

IN DESI- "SHUB RAATRI",

IN URDU-"SHABBA KHAIR,

IN KANNAD-"YARA NADI ,APUN KA STYLE-

CHAL LUDAK LE MAST MAST SAPNE DEKHNA KYA..