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My life story is like money in the bank. The longer I live, the more the interest builds. I’ve collected
my share of stories, but when people ask me about my life, I know what they want. They want a story
of survival. My life before and after the war holds no interest. It’s as if the Nazis gave me the only
life worth mentioning. They took so much; it’s nice to know that they left me something in return.
I. New Shoes
When people demand a story, I tell them about the two SS guards. I never knew their names but that
was not unusual. It would have been absurd for the SS to tell us their names, just as it would be
absurd for you to introduce yourself to a chicken sandwich. Mind you, I didn’t know the name of the
victim either. Hundreds of Jews arrived at the camp from all over Europe every day. Most stayed
only a few days before going up the chimney. Who could be bothered with names?
The guards were drunk on duty. It was a hazard of their professional. Even the guards could not help
but suffer in the midst of all our misery. It was depressing to be among the thousands of dead and
near dead. The drink numbed the guards to the misery but did nothing to relieve their boredom. So
they devised a game.
Each guard took a turn stomping on the neck of one hapless prisoner. He was dead with the first
stomp but the object of the game wasn’t to kill the man. The winner had to stomp the head clean off
the body. Though these guards were members Hitler’s elite squad, they were as lazy as any other
soldier. Not wishing to challenge themselves, they picked a particularly frail looking man. We were
all thin and this man was not so remarkable but he seemed to fit the guards’ criteria. But the game did
not go as easily as the SS imagined. The man’s neck had snapped easily enough but separating the
head from the body was another matter altogether. The guards pounded the man’s muscles and
tendons into pulp but their boots just could not cut the stubborn fibres. After many frustrating
minutes, one guard stood on the man’s neck while the other attempted to kick the man’s head free.
The entire enterprise was doomed to failure as the guard’s boot broke through the victim’s skull.
Disgusted, the guards finally gave up on their unholy diversion and I was left to drag the body to the
crematorium.
During the game I noticed that the victim had pair of tattered but serviceable boots that were a damn
sight better than the uncomfortable dress shoes I had been forced to wear for many months. So before
I began the physically demanding job of moving the body, I took the time to exchange shoes with the
corpse. The secret to surviving the camps was to have a pair of comfortable of work boots.
II. The Next to the Youngest Brother
It was the next to the youngest brother who first noticed that Yossel didn’t talk. Yossel was the tenth
out of eleven children. In such a large family it was not unusual for the older children to raise the
younger children but even without this convention, it was unlikely that his parents would have noticed
very much about Yossel.
Yossel’s father was a baker. He arrived at his small shop at 3:00 each morning to begin baking the
day’s wares. At 6:00 in the morning, his wife arrived to mind the front counter while Yossel’s father
minded the ovens. Even if they were so inclined, the couple would have only about two hours at the
end of each day to devote to their children. If divided evenly, this would allot only ten minutes per
child. But they were not that way inclined. They were a product of their times, their religion, and
their community and the couple was overwhelmed by the obligations imposed by each. They believed
their duty was to discharge these obligations and arrive safely at the end of their lives. They found no
joy in living and looked forward to reaching the end of their days.