‘COSTAMBAR Jenny's Market ‘Catamaran Beach Bar El Carey Bar & Restaurant Costambar Library Pedro's Bor & Restaurant Sam's @ Loase Resort La otra PUERTO PLATA, Big Lee's Beach Bar Tropical Bar Supermercado Jose Luis case What To Do This Month RUSA Money Exchange Definitely Not The News Mesting Place The Rainy Day Page LASROCAS Useful Telephone Numbers Los Tres Cocos Classified Ads Page 5 - What do yourmean? CORES ‘And Lots More Fun Stuff! | Pade 7- Well this got squirrel Page 12 - A shower of deep thoughts! Page 13 - Interesting shit! Page 15 - When your ship comes in! ilCostambar Monthly page 2 da Wee om le) a Los Tres Cocos in Las Rocas invites you to try something different. Call 809-993-4503 for details. Fine dining at it’s best! They will be closed June 15 to July 19 for holidays. At The Catamaran on Costambar Beach you'll find great food at great prices enjoyed with a million dollar view! Enjoy a relaxing breakfast on the beach. Every day they have Power Hour with 3X1 cuba libres from 6-7pm. Their food never disappoints! WIFI ZONE!!! The Jolly Lobster Seafood Lounge is available for dining until 9:30pm with reservations only. Please reserve by 6pm! Big Lee’s Beach Bar on the Malecon has fantastic food at affordable prices! Amazing Fish & Chips, big juicy burgers and yummy sandwiches. Kitchen now open 9:30am to 11:00pm. Live Music every Friday from 4pm - 7pm is coming to an end until next season! The last two shows will be June 3rd & 10th with Ken & Monalissa! Kevin & Patricia invite you to El Carey Restaurant - where you can enjoy the beach your way!! Every day from 5-7pm cuba/santo libres for RD$50. The best burger in town, Kevin’s homemade Mamajuana and fresh made Pina Coladas! Pedro’s Bar & Restaurant has a full menu including Pedro’s Famous Cordon Bleu. Fridays 4-6pm they have cocktail specials. WIFI Zone! Tropical Bar on the Malecon has over 20 types of Belgian beer and 8 sports channels! They will be showing EURO 2016 in June. They will have special activities during the games of Belgium. Special Belgian meal available every game. Live DJ! They will have Jupiler (a Belgian beer) available. You can watch the games in a really special decorated environment, to make you feel you are right there on the pitch with the players! And for the people who don't like football, they will also have a game site - badminton, jeux des boules, darts, beer pong and a lot more. Sam’s Bar & Grill at Loase Resort is closed until November 2016. They are still available for room rentals, special events and will continue to feed their group reservations. Follow them on Facebook to find out about this summer's events. In July they will be open to host a Potluck BBQ & Pool Party! Bring your food & drinks and come celebrate! The grills will be hot and the pool will be cool! The Meeting Place is now on summer hours concentrated around the cruise ship arrivals. This month they are open on Mondays and Thursdays from 11am to 1pm. La Otra Bar is open for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Domincan food - specializing in Chivo Picante! This month they have 3 Coronitas for RD$130!!! Happy Hour 5-6pm with 2 Dominican EEE 3 i a S Saoen S500 anion Sani “pipe Semn-ipm Tapio Tism-Sere Samm Tune 1 Tune? Tune€ Tone 7-10 June 13 Tune 21-24, dune 23 “une27 Carnival Valor Carnival splendor Carnival Magic denia(velunteer) ‘Carnival Magic doniavolunteer) ‘Camnival Conquest “Carnival MagicCostambar Monthly page 3 El Catamaran On the Beach in Costambar| HAPPY NEW YEAR BELGICA! CoN clea) Mie toe Ts [ay 8am till 8em BIG LEE’S Beach Bar Open Every Day at 9am - 3rd caseta from La Sirena| Stee antson C | la Ae ‘ UNTIL/NEXT SEASON! (Tie Va i HAVE A FEAR OF GERMAN SAUSAGES... fs ‘June 3rd ae ce Neottesy NEW SESE bigleesbeachbar_ com Los Tres Geos RESTAURANT INTERNATIONAL GOURMET CUISINE & AUSTRIAN SPECIALTIES. IF 1 HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY GIRL THAT FOUND ME UNATTRACTIVE, ein) 98503 THEY'D EVENTUALLY FIND ME ATTRACTIVE, | ° eee Ijust want to spend the rest of my life laughing.Costambar Monthly page 4 Lt eT ir i dh} Cuba/Santo Livres RD$50 The Best in Town! DER He In front of Jenny's EIDIR $ open Monday-soturda PEDRO'S carn BAR & nemravnan Closed Sundays “BURO 2016 13/06 3pm BELGIUM - ITALY 18/06 9am BELGIUM - IRELAND 22/06 3pm BELGIUM - SWEDEN JUST FOR A MINUTE YOU DON'T REALIZE THIS IS SPELLLED WRONGCostambar Monthly page 5 EIGHT WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female... Any part under a car's hood. Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female... Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male.. Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4, COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n. Female... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5, ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n, Female... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion. Male... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding, 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. &. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trobl) n. Female... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes, THE POLICE CAME TO MY HOUSE EARLIER AND SAID MY DOG HAD CHASED SOMEONE ON A BIKE. I SAID, YOU MUST BE JOKING OFFICER, MY DOG HASN'T GOT A BIKE! ‘samsbardr.com for complete menu & events, “Like” Sams Bar & Grill ‘On Facebook CRA JULY 4TH POOL PARTY & POTLUGK BBQ!| The grt willbe hot! The pool wile cook. Brig something to throw onthe i your shes and condmentsand| ‘8 cocerof you favourite beverage ready to share and celebrate! Starts 1:30pm I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor's offices on everything from tissues to note pads! This one should get first prize: T emailed it to e my Japanese doctor friend: he emailed back: “If light stay on | more than 4 i hour, call erectrician.Costambar Monthly page 6 2 FO OPEN 8AM DOMINICAN FOOD/ COMIDA CRIOLLA! IN FRONT OF JENNY’S MARKET 809-970-7617 829-770-0661 (nk iehakar] orn MetinglacePueroPatacom 823455-6110 JUNE HOURS 11:00am-1:00pm Monday & Thursday there is oe life than Beer, sill ) Who is Uhey? And why would I trust"them??? An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful, leqgy, busty blonde, "I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price,” said the man. "Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $65,000 to that lovely ‘young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model." "Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and just look at her, how could I resist?" replied the grinning salesman. Just then the young woman approached the aged couple and gave them the keys. “There you go," she said. "I told you I could get you a better deal. See you later, Grandpa.” Never mess with the elderly!Costambar Monthly page 7 Health Insurance Available Through “International Residents Club” FOR DETAILED INFO OR TO PAY ATES: Ae ae Casa Mia, Malecon, Puerto Plata 5pm Pedro’s Bar, Costambar 6:30pm Or call Petra & Marcel Bahr 809-904-8535/809-543-2155 Be ln el rT Professional MASSAGE 4 Therapeutic massage 4 Sport massage 4 Deep tissue massage 4 Trigger point massage +¢ Lymph massage! drainage 4 Relax massage NOW OFFERING LASER THERAPY! Home And Hotel Visits Tel: 829 549 9516 Email: plokkie@hotmail.com ‘member of VONAS: vonihs, Squirrels became a significant problem in local churches as they caused damage and scurried about during services. ‘The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they dare not interfere with God's divine will. At the Baptist church the equirrele had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water slide in the baptistery and let the squirrels slide in and drown themselves. ‘The equirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to ewim. Twice as many ‘squirrels showed up the following week. ‘The Methodist church decided that they were not ina position to harm any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their equirrele and set them free near the Baptist Church, Two weeks later the equirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide. ‘The Catholic Church came up with another strategy, They baptized all the equirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter. But the local Synagogue did not experience the same problems. It ig rumored that they took one ‘equirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a ‘equirrel on their property since, We keep the Holy Cow in the born Gnd the Holy Mackerel in the 1 lake... Lquess L don't have to tell gou what we keep io there /Costambar Monthly page 8 THE RAINY DAY PAGE SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 13 PRING Find and circle all of the words that are hidden in the grid ‘SUDOKU PUZZLES ‘The remaining letters spell a hidden message Fill in the missing numbers so every row, column 4, ISKEYBUNKHOUSETHA and quadrant contains the number I through.) gp yy CROCK ETTEWROSA UNSLINGERPOCRYARWTS STLEPTSRIOONOSAAIK ADORCHUOUTSIELSNRO TLIEOINOSSNSTETTRK 8 NSATEEFLTGTUAKOEUC UPGMEWAFPOOLTLODFI DUBRIREOOPOEESBPTH NRSUETSLBYGHERLOAL ISENCTYABGADSLASRE L cCESDKNJUMNSLCCTE! 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SUNNY WITH A CHANCE OF HURRICANES! which actually means it will be a regular season since the last few years have been fairly quiet. They are expecting 12 to 16 named storms. As | am typing this the second name storm, Bonnie, is already happening. But regardless of how many storms they expect, it only takes one to turn your life upside down. CM advises that you take at least the minimum precautions and and also put together a basic emergency kit in advance of i's the season or when you hear storms are active in the area. ‘An Emergency Supplies Kit Should Include: v Atleast a 3-day supply of water v One blanket or sleeping v Extra set of car keys (one gallon per person, bag per person ¥ Credit card and cash per day) ¥ First-aid kit ¥ Special items for infant, elderty or ¥ Atleast a 3-day supply of v Battery-powered NWR disabled family members non-perishable food anda portable radio Prescription and non-prescription ¥ Atleast, one change of clothing ¥ Emergency tools medicines and shoes per person ¥ Flashlight, extra batteries IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT Pretty much every night. At Happy Hour. The weather lately has been quite unsettled. Days are hot, humid and sunny but in the afternoon the clouds build and the thunder starts to roll and, by the time you're ready to go out for your favourite libation, the rain is bucketing down and the light show is incredible. Flooding, as always, is a horrific problem for many areas. Especially those that can least afford it. So far the worst of it has been in Santiago where even a hospital was knee deep in water. ELEC ANOTHER ELECTION, ANOTHER PROTEST i » By now you probably know that Danilo Medina was re-elected as President RESL of the DR last month by a landslide with a large voter turnout. Protests started immediately, mostly at the JCE offices, claiming election fraud. v, While the more violent turmoil seems to have subsided, many protest continue including hunger strikes. - WHERE THERE’S SMOKE... There is noise and smell and black dust that leaves rusty marks on things. Yes, you guessed it, the San Felipe planta is back up and running. And yes, it is causing much consternation amongst Costambar residents who became used to the planta being mostly down and running only intermittently if at all. Devil’s advocate - there’s always a price to pay to have wonderful amenities like 24 hour power. Note: as we went to press it appeared the planta was again offline.Costambar Monthly page 10 COSTAMBAR MONTHLY AD RATES The Best Value for your Advertising Peso! NEW RATES EFFECTIVE NOVEMBER 2015, SIZE ‘APPROX. SIZE|_PRICE/MONTH FULL PAGE ~ BACK R0S4200 FULL PAGE — INTERIOR 053700 1/2 PAGE 052100, 1/6 PAGE ROS1150 1/8 PAGE BUSINESS CARD AD {CUSTOM SIZE/SHAPE ADS Contact Us 809-970-7507/809-449-1820 costambarmonthly@yahoo.ca www.costambarmonthly.com BS" OR AXIO" as" R0S520 Contact Us for a Quote: oR ST) ay SAY YOU SAW ITIN TA SOLUTIONS TO PUZZLES ON PAGE 8 ‘The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit. "But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm," he complained. "That's why the suit is such a bargain," the sales clerk explained. "Just cock your left shoulder up a little, like this, and tuck this left lapel under your chin a bit, like this." “But the right leg is way too short," argued the customer. "No problem," the sales clerk answered. “Just keep your right knee bent a little at all times, walk like this, and no one will notice. That's why this suit is only thirty dollars." Finally, the fellow bought the suit, cocked his left shoulder into the air, tucked the suit's left lapel under his chin, bent his right knee, and limped out of the store toward his car. ‘Two doctors happened along and noticed him. "Good heavens," the first doctor said to the second, "look at that poor crippled fellow.” "Yeah," answered the second doctor. 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Teopafteall With Animation in Various Languat Large screen, Plasma screen & Light E 0: OPEN DAILY (INCLUDING HOLIDAYS) Mon-Sat 8am-10pm Sundays 8am-8pm Everything you need from snacks to supper! Delivery Service Available! Calle)Principal, Costambar (just inside the gate) 809-970-3028 QUALITY DOMINICAN _ CIGARS!! $e _suy virect AT FACTORY PRICES! DELIVERED TO YOUR HOTEL CALL THE CIGAR MAN 1-809-449-1819 JUST NAILS ALDANANA 1 105 CALORIE, IN COSTAMBAR | | _jyt0ki iuhiS64 CHORES German Nail Stylist CG Working with Gel Acrylic ly Shellac www.facebook.com/ | i JustNailsirina Le 829-727-6845 HOUSE WiseY. There's no need to repeat yourself. Lignored you just fine the first time. SANTO MERCADO Manager MERCADO. RENT-CAR Prices from US$18! & 809-727-9850/809-261-6001 & mercadorentcar@gmail.com Paice Pear ere Cre) far)Costambar Monthly page 12 Showering relaxes us and allows the mind to wander, And sometimes when our minds wander they stray onto some truly incredible things. The following minds wandered until they came across some of the most profound and entertaining thoughts ever to be had in the shower. 1. The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf. 2. The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen. 3. Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they should start making “equels” - films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective. 4, X88B88 looks like the word "voodoo" reflecting off of itself. 5. April Fools Day is the one day of the year that people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true, 6. Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I can remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their site. 7. Now that cellphones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again. &.1used hola unblocker to watch Argo on the Canadian Netflix. I was an American who had to pretend to be Canadian to watch a movie about Americans who have to pretend to be Canadians making a movie. 9. Maybe ‘Are You Smarter Than a Sth Grader?" isn't a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won't be retained or applicable later in life, 10, Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid. 11, When Sweden is playing Denmark it is SWE- DEN, The remaining letters, not used, is DEN- MARK, 12, "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning’ is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?" 13. In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will be found on snowy mountains containing the last moments of people's lives. AVING RUST PROBLEMS? Rust No & More™ Rusty Metal Primer = Will worl on clean steel or rusty steel, galvanized metal, zine. aluminum, ‘tin or previously painted surfaces + Is a universal paint primer: and a “rust converting paint primer”. = Can overcoat with all different types ‘of paint - no restrictions. + Needs no sanding or deglossing. + Ie a self etching primer that “bices™ into a painted surface, + Ie-a unique I-step process. [eye ee Primer for all your Guy BST CT 14. We should have a holiday called Space Day, where lights are to be shut off for at least an hour at night to reduce light pollution, so we can see the galaxy. 15. Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you. 16. Senior citizen discounts should just round dollar amounts down so we don't have to wait in line behind them while they dig for change. 17. Ihave never once hit the space bar while watching a YouTube video with the intention of scrolling halfway down the page 18. Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating. 19, Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are, 20. The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was literally a grammar Nazi. eee:Costambar Monthly page 13 CLEAR FIBERGLASS 3 GALLON { i j PROPANE CYLINDER TANK IDEAL FOR BOATS ONLY RD$2300 Tanks & valves are brand new Made in the USA Always know how much gas you get or have left! Lightweight & rustproof! CALL COLIN AT 809-449-1819 THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's chit. That's right, chit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find chit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't WORD OF THE MONTH: tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. SHENANIGATOR ‘There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. (NOUN) A PERSON WHO INSTIGATES You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, choot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. SHENANIGANS! You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier ATTENTION BOATERS! than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, come days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain NOW AVAILABLE! shitty. Soma music sounds like shit, things can look like Blue Water Antifouling Paint shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. Ablative and hard You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the Also right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. Topside paint and varnish You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find All at U.S. Prices! yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come ‘out smelling like a rose. Call 809-449-1819 or Email drcigarman@yahoo.com When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the For details and orders basic building block of the English 1: a oO EE Te cd ALWAYS BUY A BIGGER BOTTLE ONLY US$100 THAN YOU THINK YOU'LL NEED. Ce ees BETTER SAFE THAN SOBER!!! BLUE WATERCostambar Monthly page 14 Crs FOR SALE Stove- Mabe- 30 4 regular burners, longer single burner in the middle. 8,000 RD Washer - Whirlpool automatic washer, 16 months old, 17 KS size, 15,000RD Couch & Loveseat - chocolate brown leather, Couch 76", Loveseat 66". Better price if APARTMENT FOR RENT h bedroom in Costambar. Call rina 129-727-6845. For pics email rarena2004@aol.com FOR SALE ‘quad bike Yamaha Breeze 125cc. Very good condition, ‘Asking US$500. Tel: 809-787-7314 or email sold as set! luperonmarine@gmallcom. inverter style Air Conditioner FREE TO A GOOD HOME TGM brand, Uses 40% LESS 2 adorable kittens found abandoned where Ive in Costambar. if you are interested in one or both of them please call 809-988-1322 energy, used 6 months, Paid 154,000 RD, Offers on 40,000RD. White unit. Propane hot water heater - used less then 1 year, 6,000RD Inverter 3.6 KW with 8 Trogan Batteries. Used less then 1 year. Offers on 30,000 RD. TV stand for Large flat screen TV, 3,000RD Some items available immediately, some for mid June, Deposit required to hold items. Call 809-448-6288 or email consultantdr@gmall.com FOR SALE 2014 locion 150 motorbike, itis used for 9 months and has less than 1000 kilometers on it. ‘White in color. Asking USS900 Call 849-883-3152, FOR SALE 1999 Skoda Felicia,4 door, Has Nissan motor and transmission,car is white in color has air conditioning and stereo, Tires are good, has gasoline and propane system both. Asking RDS95000 neg, Phone 849-257-1562 WANTED In working condition, toaster fora reasonable price Call 809-370-7354 FOR SALE 3 air conditioners, 2 are 24000 btu, and 1 is 12000 btu. All 3 work good and were seldom sed, have remotes with them. ‘Asking RO$35000 for all 3 call 849-257-1562 FOR SALE 2008 VW CROSSFOX. Red, 13,442 kms with service record, One owner since new. Perfect condition. US$13,000 will negotiate some, Sewing machine in working lorder 2,000 pesos. Small table included. Printer, Canon MG7120, White, brand new still in its ‘box. Brought in from the states to get the cheaper inks on line 80 dollars us. Gateway desktop computer. Perfect working order. 5,000, pesos. contact dore@ymail.com I've NEVER Lele asarcasm Ais [costambar Monthly classified ads are free but can only be placed by emailing costambarmonthly@gmail.com Or calling 809-970-7507 or 809-449-1820 PLEASE NOTE. free classified ads are only for personal items. Icommercial properties or enterprises (including real estate sales or rentals) must purchase an ad. Classifieds will usually be run for one month only unless we are otherwise notified. Please limit the length of your ads to no more than Costambar Community Center & Library Open 9am-Spm Located next to the farmaci: Separate English & using the library is much appreciated and necessary to OSM Police Office 809-320-8510 Police Car 809-320-8840 IAPC Office 809-970-7877 IAPC Gate Security 809-970-7015 lCodetel 809-220-1111 lEdenorte - emergency 809-261-1844 Edenorte - office 809-586-9823 [Costambar Taxi Stand 809-970-7318 [CONSULATES [Canada 809-586-5761 Britain 809-586-4244 U.S.A. 809-586-4204 German 809-586-6995 Italian 809-320-7601 HOSPITALSICLINICS (Clinica Bournigal (Clinica Brugal 809-586-2342 809-586-2519 Los Tropicos Pharmac} 809-970-7607Costambar Monthly page 15 yes PAID ADVERTISEMENT ASSOCIATION « PROPRIETORS » COSTAMBAR ASOCIACION « PROPIETARIOS « COSTAMBAR WHAT APC IS WORKING ON THIS MONTI Black dust from the electric plant: This is a priority. We filed a complaint with the Ministry of Environment in SD lwho were here to check the pollution-measuring-device that is installed in Costambar. The next step was to reach out, to them again and they will come here again this week. We will try to get more information from them, and depending lon the outcome of this second visit, we will try to establish a relationship with a member of the Ministry to whom we can address any future correspondence. If necessary, we will also contact both Ocean World and Lifestyle Haciendas to see if they are having the same problem. In any case, we will keep working on this - taking it one step at a time. Horses, cows and pigs: We have taken the first step to remove these animals from Costambar. The first deadline has just expired, so now we will take the matters further. It is unpleasant to have farm animals roaming your backyard land the loose horses on the streets present danger to the public and can potentially cause fatal accidents. Fumigation: We are trying to get the Salud Publica to come and fumigate Costambar, but right now they are busy taking care of the areas where many cases of dengue and chikungunya have been registered. We will keep pressuring them and pay their cost when they come to fumigate. Maintenance: We are continuing the maintenance of Costambar by keeping the roadsides clean and putting [chemicals in the abandoned pools we know of, which is about 10. If you know of an abandoned pool, kindly report it to the APC office, so that we can treat it. |Costambar Security: When you join APC you are covered by the Security but since not everybody here in ICostambar is paying APC, the Security is in urgent need of donations for equipment (please contact |jackflor@aol.com if you want to donate, or the APC office). We are hoping that we can uphold the level of care and attention we have now, but we do need more residents to pay APC fees instead of relying on others spending money lon their behalf. 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