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Editor’s note:
In the 25-year history of this magazine, we have assigned
hundreds of writers to report thousands of stories.
Beyond the occasional missed flight or mild case of reef rash,
each has returned unscathed. Until now. In retrospect,
pairing former editor in chief Bob Friel with the assignment
to “check out some beach bars in the British Virgin Islands”
may not have been the smartest move. Friel is a famously
exhaustive researcher on such topics. We might also have
reconsidered sending along several magazine employees to
document his quest, since according to our legal department,
we are now contractually obligated to repatriate their
bodies, should they ever be found. And maybe we shouldn’t
have given him a boat. Or at least not one so big. On these
pages, we have collected fragments of Friel’s reportage,
some sent in from a Hotmail account, others recovered from a
laptop found wedged, eco-unfriendily, into a brain coral off
Anegada. Other fragments, photos and evidence have been
made available by the U.S. State Department and Larry’s
Marine Salvage or are, as state’s evidence, public record.
This dossier represents all we know about …
Ghost Ship
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Jost Van Dyke to White Bay. Dead sailors into the shallows, where the dinghy mounts orange juices replenish precious bodily sagely. He’s not overly impressed with our when the belongers and longtimers retake a the One Love Bar, where Seddy Callwood,
may go to Fiddler’s Green, but when him like a lovesick manatee. fluids, and the nutmeg works as a tradi- attempt to drink the BVI dry. He’s had particularly cool spot from the tourists. And like his fishing father, Foxy, supplies the
Caribbean rummies kick the bucket, they On the beach, we slog through the tional detoxifier. And oh yeah, the rum gets real legends belly up to his bar, including in the Virgin Islands, that’s White Bay on a kitchen with all its fresh fish and lobster.
go to a heavenly version of White Bay — powder-soft sand, feeling each one of the you buzzed again, which is really the only the immortal god of all drinkers, Keith Sunday. Along the beach, we meet fun- and Seddy can sometimes be persuaded to do
which is exactly like the earthly version, morning sun’s photons jab at our bodies. true cure for a hangover. After two rounds, Richards. We agree we cannot hold a rum-seeking folks from the BVI’s Tortola magic tricks, while his wife’s Bushwhackers
only without the occasional boatload of The shade beneath the Soggy Dollar Bar’s the sun once again becomes our friend, and candle to Richards — and not just because and Virgin Gorda and the USVI’s St. John magically make your sobriety disappear.
boutique cruise-ship passengers. patio roof offers welcome relief. It’s only 9 we’re able to grab walkies and wander down he would instantly burst into flames. and St. Thomas. They anchor their boats
There are no dinghy docks at White Bay, a.m., but we’re professionals and this is a job, the beach to Ivan’s Stress Free Bar. As we descend the hill that separates stern to the beach, then spend the entire C a p ta i n ’ s L o g :
so Graybeard’s faced with a beach landing: so we order a round of Painkillers, born and Another of Jost’s fortunate sons, the two sides of White Bay, we witness an day wallowing in the warm water — some B i tt e r , b i tt e r
The rest of us jump into shallow water, tell- bred right here at the famous Soggy. Their 66-year-old Ivan Chinnery has run his armada of booze-hungry boaters pouring zealously, perhaps romantically, attached to From Cooper (more Painkillers), we
ing him to stay on board until we’ve pulled painkilling abilities prove extraordinary. bar, restaurant and campground on the through the narrow cut in the reef. Some of their pool noodles — and taking turns stag- journey into the belly of the sailing beast:
the boat onto the sand. He will have none of The cream of coconut, always laid on a little quiet side of White Bay for 19 years. As we the best times you’ll find in the Caribbean gering through the sand for more drinks. Virgin Gorda’s North Sound and its Bitter
that, though, and jumps out just as a swell thick at the Soggy Dollar, offers a smooth, relate our alcoholic quest to him over a happen when you stumble upon the right White Bay offers a poor overnight anchor- End Yacht Club. We warily head ashore,
catches the dinghy. He falls flat, face first stomach-soothing taste. The pineapple and round of potent Bananawhackers, he nods place at the right time for a local’s party day, age, but we couldn’t leave without a visit to but perhaps just to befuddle us, all the
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