1. This document outlines unrealistic career goals such as moving to a new state for an international assignment, earning rewards like stickers that are meant for children, getting a 10% raise to increase one's waistline instead of salary, being promoted to a made-up subject matter expert role, and building a case for sexual harassment.
2. The goals appear to be a parody of common career development goals and objectives, satirizing unrealistic expectations by taking goals to absurd extremes or interpreting them in nonsensical ways.
3. The document aims to critique overly ambitious career goals that lack awareness of practical constraints or have little basis in reality through absurd humor.
1. This document outlines unrealistic career goals such as moving to a new state for an international assignment, earning rewards like stickers that are meant for children, getting a 10% raise to increase one's waistline instead of salary, being promoted to a made-up subject matter expert role, and building a case for sexual harassment.
2. The goals appear to be a parody of common career development goals and objectives, satirizing unrealistic expectations by taking goals to absurd extremes or interpreting them in nonsensical ways.
3. The document aims to critique overly ambitious career goals that lack awareness of practical constraints or have little basis in reality through absurd humor.
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1. This document outlines unrealistic career goals such as moving to a new state for an international assignment, earning rewards like stickers that are meant for children, getting a 10% raise to increase one's waistline instead of salary, being promoted to a made-up subject matter expert role, and building a case for sexual harassment.
2. The goals appear to be a parody of common career development goals and objectives, satirizing unrealistic expectations by taking goals to absurd extremes or interpreting them in nonsensical ways.
3. The document aims to critique overly ambitious career goals that lack awareness of practical constraints or have little basis in reality through absurd humor.
Copyright:
Attribution Non-Commercial (BY-NC)
Available Formats
Download as PPTX, PDF, TXT or read online from Scribd
1.Challenging work environment. G ^orking with people who are challenged.
2.Take on international assignment GMove to New Hampshire 3.Attain all ͚exceeds expectations͛ GAttain 10 scratch n sniff stickers on my report on reviews card 4.Increase my salary by 10% GIncrease my waistline by 10% 5.Be promoted to Manager GBe promoted to Excel Subject Matter Expert 6.Build my network (because no one else can add numbers) GBuild my case for sexual harassment