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Two Gentlemen of Lebowski

Romeo and Juliet:

The Balcony Scene
JULIET
O Achiever, Achiever, wherefore hast thou
not achieved?
Deny thy rules and mark it eight,
Or if thou wilt not, but swear me thy special lady,
And I'll no longer be a nihilist.
(Shall I find a cash machine, or speak at this?)
'Tis but thy name that is thy enemy.
Thou art thyself, and yet a Lebowski.
What's Lebowski? It is not toe, nor Johnson,
Nor jerkoff face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man like testicles.
What's in a name? That which we call a Dude
By any other name would show less brevity.
So Lebowski would, were he not Lebowski called,
Retain those imperfections which he owns
Without that title. Dude, mark it zero,
And for thy game - which is a league tourney -
Abide thyself.