BAD NOISE Randy Savage morgan steele died for your sins may 2011 Dateline: Orlandoworld, Floriduh, 2011 A.D. I'm in Orlando on Assignment; The Greatest Show on Earth; the biggest, badass and best story going: Oprah has retired. Ah, but then again, that would be the Chicago beat. I'm lost. No, girlfriends, we's talkin' about Floriduh; Ground Zero epi- center of the mighty 2011 Rapture; a bible belt Mecca of sorts; the big city, Mickeytown; the kind of place humans build so they've got something tangable to move From. Yes, you've read about it yourselves; The Rapture, in The Bible; earthquakes and floods, masturbation and fire and the rise and fall of both Harpo Productions and Mickey The Mouse. Search your Holy Script for these things and you will find them. Encrypted, of course; ...Inasmuch that the End Days have come and they have gone, and that God spelled backwards is Dog, and Oprah being " Harpo ", and that Groucho is of distant relations to Casey Anthony, or so it is written in the Good Book as I have found, as opposed to any bad books, I suppose. Take for instance “ The Rise & Fall Of Casey Anthony ", a novel vehical of my very own; Chapter 1; Hymn 666th: The Geraldo hath commeth; "...And on the 3rd Day, the prophet Anderson Cooper douth slayed a network intern with the jaw bone of a wolverine ". Nancy Drew Grace being a no-show in my little project as of yet, and it having been said she got raptured of ¢ the face of the earth last saturday evening while bowling. At exactly six o' clock that saturday was when a good friend of mine in Bithlo had released his balloons; a dozen of them, and all of them stuffed into suits and jackets and dresses. He'd said to me over the phone that it was a real hoot to see his entire town freak out. Said it was right up there with the Orson Wells Martian Invasion of 1939. Meanwhile in The City: The Orange County Courthouse is the tallest building in Podunk. That is to say " Orlando “, which is ig latin for " The gtty Beautiful "... The Courthouse; somewhere Seep within this vast structure surrounded of news trucks there sits a sullen and despondant little girl shackled at the thighs and listening to lawyers ranting. Miss Anthony's got about six more weeks or so of this before she'll be hung from the tits off Cinderella's Castle in the Magic Kingdom. Two years ago it is said that she'd killed her own little girl. Two years later now and here is the defensive barrister declaring the child was eaten by Floridian dingees, and that Grandpa's a canibol molester and Cindy's on toadstools, all the Cops in this land are bogus frauds; black being white and the moon itself being made of cheese, the earth being flat after all... Perhaps The Butler did it. An iron candle stick holder, yeah ? The Greatest Show. After all, the news it has been runnin’ a little thin over these last few days after the Apokeeklypse. After all, Obama is gone now, having been destroyed by trigger- happy thugs, and in his very own Pakastani porn dungeon on the outskirts somewhere near Casablanca. How romantic a tale there, eh ? +++Deep Throat, Behind The Green Door, Robocock... +++ET: Space Pussy; " In Space, Nobody Can Hear You Cream". (eo) T™ Yes, kids, that's Porn. The man he was said to have been found with over 500 dirty DVDs and tapes; multiple “ Toys “, and a corn- icopia of Islamic stroke books involving both women, and animals. And this being the very man who only a decade ago had dictated to His People that any and all electronic infidel equipment be nailed and lashed to all the telephone poles in his kingdom. In the end, even the telephone poles themselves had been attacked and yelled at and cursed before being burnt, at the stake no less. very rather ironic, wouldn't you say? Be warned, myn children, for the Omish are on the rise as well in this here kingdom of ours. It's only a matter of time, and matches. Yea thou inasmuch, the dreadded and proverbial date of May 2ist it hath commeth, and it is now gone. And in the proverbial End, only one Good Man hath fallen due to the Wrath; Randall Abraham Savage. AKA Randy Savage, the imfamous Pro-Wrestler of American yesteryear. ~-;Heart attack in heavy traffic I am told. Crashed into a 7-11 TI am told. The beef jerky rack being totaled, beat down. Jesus H. Christ, who knew ? Randy was jewish. And they'd all wanted him in the ground by sundown. So consequently there had been not enough time for President Osama to make the scene with a long-winded speech at the funeral for our beloved fallen angel. The Donald would have to surffice for these duties, for the publicity if nothing else at all. God's Speed, President Trump. Hell yeah; run him up the ole flag pole, and see what salutes. My one main question now begins to fester in the heated blood; now that it hath retired, will Oprah be Running ? Nonetheless, maybe and perhaps Our Donald here can get the economy going once again, and I can get myself a Decent gig writing for Grit Magazine. I'll be abel to get a Press Pass to things such as the Casey Anthony Trial; front row press seats, a novelty gavel and a bag of oranges for my trouble... Ah yes, the media circus is in town. Damn good thing it is to be a part of it; the fourth branch of Government; The Media. But also, the 9th Circle of Limbo; an incubated hostility within a mediocre world of total fools. Ah, sweet suckcess. It seems the only people making any real coin nowadays are media people. Take my buddy Dave for instance, an out of work union camraman who's recently invested in an ice cream vending bicycle; day in and day out and there he is down on the Front Lines at Casey Anthony Ground Zero, and dilligently selling popsickles to reporters standing outside the Orange County court- house. Indeed, a truly Hot Ticket to ever ride. And Dave's got himself six more weeks of this strange shit. Says he's been pulling down an average two bills a day. Rightious bucks. morgan steele aboard the USS Battieshi signning off, and amen Nixon, will write for food 407 756 8930 ( London }