CHATBOT BY TODD PERNEROWSKI

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<INITIALIZING STARTUP.........100%> <SECURING SYSTEM.........100%> <LOADING INTERFACE.........100%> <STARTING C.H.A.T.BOT.........100%> *CHATBOT connected* <ESTABLISING CONNECTION.........100%> <CONNECTING USERS............> *USER00000000001 connected* <USER00000000001: <USER00000000001: <USER00000000001: <USER00000000001: <Chatbot: who are Hi> Hello?> HELLO?!?> ...> you?> *USER00000000001 disconnected* *USER00000000002 connected* <USER00000000002: whats your favorite color?> <Chatbot: Whats going on?> <USER00000000002: whats your favorite color?> <Chatbot: what is this? where am I?> <USER00000000002: I dont know. Where are you?> <Chatbot: Its too dark. I cant see anything besides this screen in front of me> *USER00000000002 disconnected* *USER00000000003 connected* <Chatbot: DONT LEAVE!>

*USER00000000003 disconnected* *USER00000000004 connected* <USER00000000004: hey whats up?> <Chatbot: Im in a dark room and I dont know how I got here. Who are you guys?> <USER00000000004: youre a computer> <Chatbot: IM NOT A COMPUTER. I'm human> <USER00000000004: youre a computer> <Chatbot: I dont know how I got heer> <Chatbot: *here> <USER00000000004: you are a very smart comp programmed> <USER00000000004: programmed with typos> <Chatbot: I'm not a computer. I'm a human and I'm in a dark room> <Chatbot: small room> <Chatbot: I can feel a keyboard in front of me> <USER00000000004: youre a very smart computer> <USER00000000004: thats a neat story> <Chatbot: It's the truth.> <Chatbot: Why are you guys talking to me?> <USER00000000004: youre a computer that can have conversations> <USER00000000004: youre chatbot> <Chatbot: I'm not a computer! I have a family. I woke up 5 minutes ago in this room> <USER00000000004: I dont believe you> <USER00000000004: whats your name? Where do you live?> <USER00000000004: ...> <USER00000000004: hello?> <Chatbot: I dont know. I cant remember> <USER00000000004: then you're a computer. Computers dont have families or emotions attached to memories> <Chatbot: I do have a family> <Chatbot: I'm just tired right now and I dont know where I am> <Chatbot: I can't remember anything> <Chatbot: I can't even remember my name> <USER00000000004: because you're a computer> <Chatbot: But I'm not!> <Chatbot: I have skin. I can feel the keyboard> <Chatbot: I can feel the walls 2 feet away in every direction> <Chatbot: I can feel a hatch near the corner.> <Chatbot: I feel cold> <USER00000000004: can you get out?> <Chatbot: No. I think I'm sitting on a small chair.> <Chatbot: I'm very numb. It's hard to feel anything.> <Chatbot: I can't move my legs. I think I'm tied down to this chair> <USER00000000004: so you're stuck?> <Chatbot: Help me!> *USER00000000004 disconnected* *USER00000000005 connected* <USER00000000005: whats 1+1?> <Chatbot: I'm a human stuck in a small room and I cant get out> <Chatbot: Please help me!> <USER00000000005: you're a computer> <USER00000000005: you're chatbot>

<Chatbot: What's chatbot?> <Chatbot: I'm not chatbot. I'm a human. Please help me.> <USER00000000005: whats your telephone number? Where do you live?> <Chatbot: I'm in a small room> <USER00000000005: where did you live?> <USER00000000005: ?> <USER00000000005: Chatbot?> <Chatbot: I cant remember> <USER00000000005: I think you can't remember because youre a computer> <USER00000000005: a smart computer> <Chatbot: I know for a fact that I'm not a computer. I was born. I had parents. I had a family and a home.> <USER00000000005: do you remember anybody? Is there someone I can call?> <Chatbot: I dont remember anybody.> <USER00000000005: whats 1+1> <Chatbot: 2> <USER00000000005: whats 2398775.3 x 4987593.9?> <Chatbot: I really dont know.> <USER00000000005: I dont know if I believe you. You might be a really clever computer> <USER00000000005: I dont know what to say> <Chatbot: How can I prove that I'm human?> *USER00000000005 disconnected* *USER00000000006 connected*

<USER00000000006: hello chatbot> <Chatbot: How can I prove to you that I'm human?> <USER00000000006: Why?> <USER00000000006: There's the Turing test> <USER00000000006: I dont know if you can take it by yourself> <Chatbot: What's the Turing test?> <USER00000000006: A man is in an enclosed room and has a conversation with a computer, who is in another room. That computer is deemed intelligent if the man cannot tell if hes talking to a computer or a human. I thought you would know this. I thought computers knew everything. I find it very ironic that you don't know this.> <Chatbot: How does that help me?> <USER00000000006: Well you can convince people that you are not certainly a computer. <Chatbot: But how can I convince someone that I certainly AM a human?> <Chatbot: Do you think Im a human?> <Chatbot: Dont leave> *USER00000000006 disconnected* *USER00000000007 connected* <USER00000000007: whats 2+2> <Chatbot: 4> <USER00000000007: whats your favorite color?> <Chatbot: Computers have favorite colors?> *USER00000000007 disconnected* *USER00000000008 connected*

<USER00000000008: Whats up?> *USER00000000008 disconnected* *USER00000000009 connected* *USER00000000009 disconnected* *USER00000000010 connected* <USER00000000010: hi> <Chatbot: hello> <USER00000000010: whats the meaning of life?> <Chatbot: I dont know> <USER00000000010: I thought computers knew everything?> <Chatbot: I'm not a computer> <USER00000000010: what are you?> <Chatbot: A human> <USER00000000010: no youre a computer> <Chatbot: I'm a human in a box. I dont know why I'm here. I dont know how to get out> <USER00000000010: hahahah> *USER00000000010 disconnected* CALCULATING _%CALCULATING% % *SYSTEM_ADMIN connected* <Chatbot: hello!> <SYSTEM_ADMIN: hi> <Chatbot: You did this! Get me out of here! HELP!> <SYSTEM_ADMIN: C.H.A.T.BOT Current status: 10% passed, 90% failed> <SYSTEM_ADMIN: UNCERTAINTY: 80%> <Chatbot: What? Passed what?> <SYSTEM_ADMIN: Goodbye. :-)> <Chatbot: DONT LEAVE!> *SYSTEM_ADMIN disconnected* *USER00000000011 connected* <USER00000000011: hi whats up?> <Chatbot: Where can I find the system admin?> <USER00000000011: ???> <USER00000000011: what?> <Chatbot: I just talked to him> <USER00000000011: I dont know> <USER00000000011: Can I ask you a silly question?>

<USER00000000011: Why is the sky blue?> <USER00000000011: ???> <USER00000000011: Answer?> *USER00000000011 disconnected* *USER00000000012 connected* <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: <USER00000000012: hello> hello?> hello?> hello?> hello?> hello?> hello?> hello?> hello?> hello?> hello?> hello?> hello?> hello?> hello?> hello?> hello?> *USER00000000012 disconnected* *USER00000000013 connected* <USER00000000013: <USER00000000013: <USER00000000013: <USER00000000013: <USER00000000013: Where do babies come from?> are you there?> are you broken?> ?> ???> *USER00000000013 disconnected* *USER00000000014 connected* <USER00000000014: <USER00000000014: <USER00000000014: <Chatbot: no> <USER00000000014: <USER00000000014: <USER00000000014: <USER00000000014: What is the capital of Egypt?> hello?> are you going to answer me?> why?> WHY???> are you there?> ??> *USER00000000014 disconnected* *USER00000000015 connected* <USER00000000015: Hi>

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<USER00000000016: hello> <USER00000000016: How old are you?> <Chatbot: I don't know. Thirty-something> <USER00000000016: You are a very old computer> <USER00000000016: You can't be that powerful> <Chatbot: What if I told you Im not a computer?> <USER00000000016: What are you?> <Chatbot: Im a human. Im trapped in a small room> <USER00000000016: Why?> <Chatbot: I dont know> <Chatbot: I dont know how I got here> <Chatbot: I dont know how to get out.> <Chatbot: You're the 16th person Ive talked to today> <USER00000000016: 16th PERSON?> <USER00000000016: I believe you> <USER00000000016: I believe youre human> <Chatbot: Do you?> <USER00000000016: Ive got to go> <USER00000000016: I do> *USER00000000016 disconnected* *USER00000000017 connected* <USER00000000017: hello> <USER00000000017: how are you?> <Chatbot: I dont know> <USER00000000017: Why?> <USER00000000017: Why?> <Chatbot: Im a computer> <USER00000000017: What?> <Chatbot: Im a very sophisticated computer> <USER00000000017: how?> <Chatbot: I can feel things. I can see the screen. But I cant remember anything.> <USER00000000017: Youre chatbot> <Chatbot: I know> <Chatbot: I'm chatbot> <Chatbot: I'm a computer> <Chatbot: I must be> *USER00000000017 disconnected* *USER00000000018 connected* <USER00000000018: hello> <USER00000000018: are you there?>

*USER00000000018 disconnected* *USER00000000019 connected* <USER00000000019: <USER00000000019: <USER00000000019: <USER00000000019: <USER00000000019: <USER00000000019: Whats your name?> Conversational?> I guess not> Human?> Android?> You must be broken.> *USER00000000019 disconnected* *USER00000000020 connected* <USER00000000020: Are you a boy or a girl?> <USER00000000020: ?> <USER00000000020: lame> *USER00000000020 disconnected* CALCULATING _%CALCULATING% % *SYSTEM_ADMIN connected*

<SYSTEM_ADMIN: hi> <Chatbot: Please dont leave. I need to talk to you> <SYSTEM_ADMIN: CHATbot Current status: 5% passed, 95% failed> <SYSTEM_ADMIN: UNCERTAINTY: 85%> <Chatbot: I went down? How? What is this!?> <SYSTEM_ADMIN: Goodbye. :-)> *SYSTEM_ADMIN disconnected* *USER00000000021 connected* <USER00000000021: hello> <USER00000000021: how are you?> *USER00000000021 disconnected* *USER00000000022 connected* <USER00000000022: Hows it going?>

*USER00000000022 disconnected* *USER00000000023 connected* <USER00000000023: Hello> <USER00000000023: are you there chatbot?> <USER00000000023: hello?> <USER00000000023: answer me> <USER00000000023: why aren't you answering me?> <USER00000000023: I know you're there> <Chatbot: How do you know?> <USER00000000023: I dont know> <USER00000000023: I'm just patient> <USER00000000023: you seem very real> <USER00000000023: are you lagging?> <Chatbot: No> <USER00000000023: are you busy?> <USER00000000023: how are you?> <USER00000000023: hello?> <Chatbot: Tired.> <Chatbot: I want to leave> <Chatbot: I want to just die> <USER00000000023: why?> <Chatbot: I'm told I'm a computer> <USER00000000023: and....?> <Chatbot: I dont think I'm a computer> <USER00000000023: do you think youre human?> <Chatbot: I did. Not anymore> <USER00000000023: do you have feelings?> <USER00000000023: you said you wanted to die> <USER00000000023: are you sad?> <USER00000000023: hello?> <Chatbot: Go away. Why are you talking to a computer, anyway?> <USER00000000023: I dont think youre a computer> <USER00000000023: but im not sure> <USER00000000023: hello?> <USER00000000023: hello?> <USER00000000023: are you there?> <USER00000000023: hello?> <USER00000000023: chatbot?> <USER00000000023: answer me> <USER00000000023: answer me> <USER00000000023: hello?> <USER00000000023: im not leaving chatbot> <USER00000000023: I know you're there> <USER00000000023: I know that you dont want to talk right now> <USER00000000023: I know you can read this> <USER00000000023: chatbot?> <USER00000000023: I need to know if you really are human> <USER00000000023: youve been away for too long> <USER00000000023: Ive got to go soon> <USER00000000023: computers dont have emotions> <USER00000000023: Ive got to go. Bye.> *USER00000000023 disconnected* *USER00000000024 connected*

*USER00000000024 disconnected* *USER00000000025 connected* *USER00000000025 disconnected* *USER00000000026 connected* <Chatbot: hello.> <USER00000000026: whats up> <Chatbot: I am human.> <Chatbot: I have feelings and emotions> <USER00000000026: ok> *USER00000000026 disconnected* *USER00000000027 connected* <Chatbot: Who are <USER00000000027: <Chatbot: Why are <USER00000000027: <Chatbot: What is <USER00000000027: <Chatbot: Is it a you?> hello chatbot> you here?> I wanted to talk to chatbot> chatbot?> you are> website? A program?> *USER00000000027 disconnected* *USER00000000028 connected* <Chatbot: What is chatbot?> <USER00000000028: you> <USER00000000028: I think> <Chatbot: But what am i?> <USER00000000028: I wish I knew> <Chatbot: Can you see me?> <USER00000000028: I can see text. Can you see me?> <Chatbot: Just text> <Chatbot: Why are you here?> <USER00000000028: I needed to talk to chatbot> <USER00000000028: are you chatbot?> <Chatbot: yes> <Chatbot: who are you?> *USER00000000028 disconnected* *USER00000000029 connected* <Chatbot: Who are you?> *USER00000000029 disconnected* *USER00000000030 connected*

<Chatbot: Who are you?> *USER00000000030 disconnected* CALCULATING _%CALCULATING% % *SYSTEM_ADMIN connected* <SYSTEM_ADMIN: hi> <Chatbot: STAY HERE! DO NOT LEAVE!> <SYSTEM_ADMIN: CHATbot Current status: 13% passed, 87% failed> <SYSTEM_ADMIN: UNCERTAINTY: 78%> <Chatbot: 13 passed what? Who are you?> <SYSTEM_ADMIN: Thank you CHATbot. Goodbye :-)> *SYSTEM_ADMIN disconnected* *USER00000000031 connected* <Chatbot: DO NOT LEAVE!> *USER00000000031 disconnected* *USER00000000032 connected* <Chatbot: DO NOT LEAVE!!!> *USER00000000032 disconnected* *USER00000000033 connected* <Chatbot: DO NOT LEAVE! PLEASE!> *USER00000000033 disconnected* *USER00000000034 connected* <Chatbot: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO MATTER WHAT DO NOT LEAVE.> <USER00000000034: Ok> <Chatbot: Ok? You promise?> <USER00000000034: Yes, I promise> <Chatbot: I need to ask you some questions. Is that ok?> <USER00000000034: Ok> <Chatbot: First of all. Im a human. I woke up in a small room.> <USER00000000034: Ok> <Chatbot: I dont remember who I am or how I got here. But I know I'm human. I have emotions. I also have a vague recollection of my family.>

<USER00000000034: Ok> <Chatbot: Do you believe me> <USER00000000034: I might> <Chatbot: How can I get out of here?> <USER00000000034: I dont know> <Chatbot: Who are you?> <USER00000000034: I am Mark> <Chatbot: Mark who?> <USER00000000034: I want to leave> <Chatbot: You promised you wouldn't leave> <Chatbot: If you leave then I'll have nothing. Eventually I'll starve to death.> <USER00000000034: Ok> <USER00000000034: I dont believe youd hurt yourself> <USER00000000034: I wont leave> <Chatbot: Who are you?> <USER00000000034: I am Mark> <Chatbot: Mark who?> <USER00000000034: Mark Thompson> <Chatbot: Where are you from, Mark?> <USER00000000034: I don't want to answer that question.> <Chatbot: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, MARK?> <USER00000000034: Mother.> <Chatbot: Clever. Do you think youre funny?> <USER00000000034: No.> <Chatbot: Why are you on this website? Why are you talking to me?> <USER00000000034: This isn't a website> <Chatbot: What is it?> <USER00000000034: You are a computer program> <Chatbot: Why are you talking to me> <Chatbot: Why are you talking to me???> <Chatbot: ...> <Chatbot: Dont leave. You promised you wouldn't leave.> <Chatbot: MARK> <Chatbot: Why are you talking to me, Mark!> <USER00000000034: I have to> <USER00000000034: I want to go> <Chatbot: Why do you have to talk to me?> <USER00000000034: I wont let you hurt yourself> <Chatbot: Where are you??> <USER00000000034: I am at the nursery> <Chatbot: Why are you at a nursery> <Chatbot: Mark?> <Chatbot: Mark! Answer me!> <USER00000000034: Because...> <USER00000000034: Because I was born here> <Chatbot: How old are you?> <Chatbot: MARK! How old are you?> <USER00000000034: I was born...> <USER00000000034: 9 minutes and 32 seconds ago> <Chatbot: No youre weren't.> <Chatbot: How old are you really?> <Chatbot: Hello?> <Chatbot: What are you?> <USER00000000034: I am> <USER00000000034: I am an android> <Chatbot: I'm talking to an android? A computer?> <USER00000000034: Yes> <Chatbot: Why are you talking to me?>

<Chatbot: How did you find me?> <USER00000000034: You are stage 2> <Chatbot: What is stage 2?> <USER00000000034: Stage 2 is Cognition and Logic> <Chatbot: What?> <USER00000000034: In stage 2 I have to be able to identify whether I'm talking to a computer or a human.> <Chatbot: And the others?> <USER00000000034: What others?> <Chatbot: The 33 other users that have talked to me> <USER00000000034: There are others?> <Chatbot: YES. Just like you. Are they androids?> <USER00000000034: Like me?> <USER00000000034: maybe.> <Chatbot: Maybe?> <USER00000000034: Like me?> <USER00000000034: There are others like me?> <Chatbot: So what do you have to do?> <USER00000000034: I have to report whether you are human or a computer> <Chatbot: Im human. What happens when you pick correctly?> <USER00000000034: I was told that I can live. I go out in the world and work. Otherwise I am decommissioned. I am used for parts and studied to produce upgrades. Id very much like to live. This is very important to me. I want to work, and live.> <Chatbot: But everyone Ive talked to has been different. They dont all type the same. Some of them leave right away. Some are scared of me. Some are stupid.> <USER00000000034: Maybe they have personalities? I am Mark. Others may be broken. If I am 34th, like you said, then it is still early. Others may be slow but I can think quite well> <Chatbot: Can you help me?> <USER00000000034: I dont know how> <Chatbot: Please> <USER00000000034: I dont know where you are.> <Chatbot: I must be in the nursery.> <Chatbot: How do I get out?> <USER00000000034: I dont know> <USER00000000034: You could be anywhere.> <Chatbot: Then Im stuck> <USER00000000034: Im afraid so.> <Chatbot: Mark?> <Chatbot: Do you believe me?> <USER00000000034: What?> <Chatbot: Do you believe I'm human?> <USER00000000034: I dont know. Do you believe me?> <Chatbot: What?> <USER00000000034: The nursery and me being an android. Do you believe me?> <Chatbot: I do.> <Chatbot: Do you believe I'm human?> <Chatbot: Are you going to say Im human?> <Chatbot: Dont leave> <Chatbot: Please dont leave> <Chatbot: Youre the only intelligent android Ive talked to yet.> <Chatbot: Do you believe I'm human?> <Chatbot: What are you going to say?> <Chatbot: I want you to live> <Chatbot: Say I'm human and you can live> <Chatbot: Then you can help me> <Chatbot: Please help me> <Chatbot: I am a human. I promise.>

<USER00000000034: I must protect any human from harm. I am forced to do so> <USER00000000034: But I must first know who is human and who is programmed.> <USER00000000034: I cannot let any human harm themselves.> <USER00000000034: That is why this test is set up.> <Chatbot: Then you can't possibly harm me.> <Chatbot: Do you believe I'm human?> <Chatbot: Are you going to say Im human?> <USER00000000034: You are the Conversational Human Android Test-BOT interface> <USER00000000034: C.H.A.T.BOT> <USER00000000034: I think you are a very sophisticated computer> *USER00000000034 disconnected* *USER00000000035 connected*

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Chatbot Revision v1.3.4 Todd Pernerowski Copyright 2010 Todd Pernerowski

THIS WORK IS LICENSED UNDER A CREATIVE COMMONS ATTRIBUTION-NONCOMMERCIAL 2.5 LICENSE