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Published by Todd Dills
THE2NDHAND No. 32 featured a short by Chicago writer Mairead Case, "Kind of LIke Birds."
THE2NDHAND No. 32 featured a short by Chicago writer Mairead Case, "Kind of LIke Birds."

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MARY HAD A BOYFRIEND
named Charlie.They went to college in asmall town,lived together and walked to
class together,past yards full ofgeraniums,
 windsocks,and plastic geese wearing hats and flowersand aprons.Evenings,Mary and Charlie would go by the convenience store to buy macaroni and cheesefor a dollar,a meal the color ofbutter,were buttermade ofwax.Sometimes Mary doctored it with salsaand hamburger. After dinner,they would go to the library or thelaundromat or their friend Danny’s porch to listen topunk records.Danny baked bread and knew the Lordand hated football because didn’t it always look likethe quarterback was trying to bone the center? He’dnever get that close to a dude.Danny said that atleast twice,every time they came over,so Mary won-dered whether he was gay or just a jerk. Then,Mary and Charlie came home and drank two glasses ofwater from one cup,flopped nakedonto the bed.They didn’t sleep together becauseMary didn’t want to,yet,and Charlie said that wasOK as long as she knew sex was supposed to be afun thing you do with people you love.Mary said sheknew,she was,she really did,but not.Not now.Charlie said that was OK and so she believed him. The other thing Mary did besides class and maca-roni and sleeping next to Charlie,curled like onehand cracking the other’s knuckles,was teach writing at the local juvie.She’d never taught before,had noexperience beyond babysitting and watching TV spe-cials about dangerous urban high schools,but the gig  was working out OK.She did it for an hour every Sunday.Rode the bus an hour each way. The warden had an Irish name,soft hands,and apaunch.In frames behind his desk sat silver dollars,an inspirational poster with quotes and clouds,and aphoto ofhis family at Christmastime.Self,dog,preg-nant wife.There were three stockings on the mantel,and one ofthem said,“Willie.Maybe the baby’s?Maybe the dog’s.“You gotta be careful with these kids,”the wardentold Mary.“Don’t talk about sex,don’t talk aboutdrugs or therapy or suicide.They’re learning to forgetthat stuff.”Mary thought about this and told Charlieand he snorted over it.“How the hell do teenagersforget about sex?”Charlie asked.“Doesn’t thatrequire drugs?”She laughed and put her head on hisshoulder.It was as sharp as the blade ofa fan. The only rule Mary made,for the kids,was thatyou had to do something.Somehow.Reading or writ-ing.Don’t just moon at the ceiling.Each time shetaught,Mary lugged two shoeboxes full ofold zinesand used books on the bus with her.Once they’dheld cookies from her mom,so soon all the pagessmelled like chocolate and orange peels.She’d sit withthe boxes in her lap and look out the window,craving sweets and milk.Staples were illegal,so Mary de-spined her library  with help from Carlos,her neighbor’s fiancé.Theneighbor,Jennifer,was studying in Chile,and Carlosfollowed her home.They still slept together—loudly,bangs and smashing—but everyone knew the wed-ding wasoff.NoCarlosspent dayscrashed onMary’scouch,dayssmoking cigarettesand reading astronomy textbooks.She got used to him there,likehe was a lamp or a throw.Carlos liked Mary’s zinesbecause they had slang and weren’t about stars.Sometimes the staples skewed and pierced their fin-gers,leaving bloody Xs on the Xeroxes.Lewd ads gotclipped out,too.Ofcourse there were some rules at the jailalready,so Mary thought she’d let the kids write someoftheir own,too.Justin couldn’t really tell rules fromtaste,but he wrote a list anyway,and in caps1.
IDON
 TLIKESTORIESTHATAREN
 TREALISTIC
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 TLIKESTORIESTHATAREOLDORFROMBACK INTHEDA
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 TLIKEREADINGORWRITINGBIGWORDSINBOOKS
.Everyone’s clothes were color-coded:blue forgood behavior,white for suicide attempt,orange for“random violence.They all wore the same crappy plastic shoes with basket-weave molding on the tops,and when the girls acted up or out their warden madethem go naked under a blanket.That seemed wrong to Mary,but she didn’t know what to do about it. There were waves ofroom checks,ofwomen urging pills in Dixie cups,Gideon bibles or abstinence.Theonly natural light came through a triangular-shapedhole in the ceiling,and pretty much everybody hadlice.Mary learned to say “pissor “Christ”at leastonce in the first four minutes so she wasn’t too obvi-ously Miss Susie Creamcheese.Tried to get obviously 
K I N D O F L I K E B I R D S
—for G.
by M air ead Case
chicago, nash ville, nyc, l.a., birmingham. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . | new writing | march 2010
THE2NDHAND
no. 33.2 is part of our series of mini-sheets available in pdf and easily printed via THE2NDHAND.com/printjump.html. Readers, pleaseshare with interested parties. We recommend printing pages 1 and 2 on thefront and back sides, respectively, of 8.5x11-in. paper, reading, then distribut-ing in mini-stacks or singly in your neighborhoods’ reading-friendly establishments’ bathrooms and other spaces.Chicago writer and Literago.org editor
Mairead Case
authored this installment. Find more from her and others inour online magazine weekly:
the2ndhand.com
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