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the issues Bottled water sales cuts for on the way CAnCEr out?
duncan day-myron
When unofficial results of last weeks election were posted, with it came the results of the three referendum questions. All three questions passed, including one proposing bottled water sales on campus end, which came in at 78.62 per cent in favour. However, if youd read these results and thought that it meant youd instantly no longer be able to purchase bottled water on campus, that isnt the case. Bottled water sales on campus are controlled by the retailers themselves, whether it is the Bullring, Hospitality Services, or the Grad Lounge, to name a few. This question is simply part of a larger initiative made throughout the year by the CSA to move toward more sustainable practices on campus with regards to drinking water. That initiative is ongoing. The next step is basically meeting with the administration and
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The u of gs v-day chapter offered two presentations of a memory, a monologue, a rant, and a Prayer at the Bullring on mar. 3 and 4. as part of their campaign to educate campus about violence against women.
and be aware of the state of the injustices individuals of certain genders face. The performances provided an excellent chance to connect with such issues emotionally through a medium that transmits empathy in an extraordinary way: theatre. Every participant bore their soul for all to see. For every tale told, the audience felt that there were millions just like it. The ratio of men to women at the event was rather uneven, as the audience was almost entirely female, with only a few men.
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Putin reaffirms right to rule Hot off unprecedented protests against his rule, and his portrayal as a lonely old man in a German produced documentary, Russian leader Vladimir Putin shocked no one by winning Presidential elections this week. Monitors then shocked no one by pointing to irregularities in the conduct of the elections. Amidst a crackdown on protests against the results, Andrei Isayev, a senior official in Putins party, terrified everyone by referring to Russians as a conqueror people. Election controversies aside, even opponents appear to accept that Putin, facing communists, ultranationalists, and liberal parties tied to the urban population, or as Putin terms them foes, drew a majority of votes in the troubled country. (BBC) canadian government responds with the bare minimum to syrian massacres In response to the Syrian governments bloody and rapidly growing crackdown on opponents, the Canadian government has extended its sanctions regime and closed its embassy in the country. Sanctions now ban all financial services and dealings with the Syrian central bank, and freeze the assets of seven members of the Assad government. While positive moves, many remain doubtful they will have much effect on the actions of the dictatorship, which has been allowed to act relatively free from substantive international pressure. Syrian-Canadian groups and their supporters continue to pressure the Canadian government to do more to help their ravaged homeland. (Globe and Mail) israels netanyahu repeats threats In Washington this week, Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu reiterated his willingness to attack Iran unilaterally if their government acquires nuclear technology, while American president Barack Obama cautioned against loose talk of war. The American president clarified that the United States was committed to ensuring that Iran does not acquire an actual nuclear weapon, but refused to go as far as Netanyahu in committing to an illegal war. Obama did voice support for the position that the Israeli government may act as it sees fit. While this gap in stances appears to preclude American involvement in a regional war, many worry that an expected Spring attack by Israel will force American involvement as Obama faces pressure preelection. (Toronto Star) Compiled by Cal Ceasar
it really feels a lot better. its the difference between having real hair and barbie hair.
Lisa Kellenberger
We just found that the space in the UC was too small for the amount of people we wanted to accommodate, said Kellenberger. Which was great really. Its probably the best problem you can have. When The Ontarion interviewed Kellenberger, Cuts for Cancer had collected 66 ponytails, which is more than previous years. The
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cuts for cancer collected both hair and monetary donations at stone road mall to provide wigs for cancer patients.
majority of people who participate cut off eight to 10 inches of hair, which is the minimum requirement for a wig. It can take about nine to 15 ponytails to manufacture a single wig. The hair is donated to two organizations called Pantene Beautiful and Locks of Love, depending on whether or not the hair is treated. Pantene, a Canadian organization, distributes wigs through the Canadian Cancer Society and does not accept hair that has been treated or coloured. Cuts for Cancer also donates to the US organization Locks of Love to maximize that number of donations. Our preference is to keep it in Canada, because then it gets donated to Canadian women and children whove lost their hair in treatment, said Kellenberger. But we want to make sure that as many people as possible participate. Real wigs are considered superior to synthetic wigs for a number of reasons. After manufacture, real wigs are one length and can be cut and styled just like real hair according to the clients preference. The other benefit of real hair wigs is the comfort level. Not only are they tailor fitted, but they behave more like real hair. It really feels a lot better. Its the difference between having real hair and Barbie hair, said Kellenberger. There are lots of ways to participate in the event, such as sponsoring someone to shave their head, or by simply donating to the Cuts for Cancer website. This year Cuts for Cancer partnered up with an organization called Streaks for Cancer. People can buy coloured hair extension for $10-20 if they cant quite bring themselves to shave. Both hair and monetary donations will be collected until the end of the month.
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gain access to any food. It took only two weeks for the rats to learn how to get the food. Through this training process, the rats learned to associate certain thought patterns with the appropriate pitch and were able to control when and how often they were rewarded. In essence, the researchers managed to separate the role of the targeted motor neuron that triggers whisker twitching from the action. Carmena, associate professor of electrical engineering at UC Berkeley, cognitive science and neuroscience, believes that this study demonstrates the very real possibility that a patient could one day control a prosthetic without having to use any physical movement. This is something that is not
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natural for the rats, said Dr. Rui telekinesis any time soon, it is Costa, co-principal investigator possible that we might see those of the study. This tells us that who have lost motor control reits possible to craft a prosthesis gain some agency and control in ways that do not have to mimic over their lives in the next few the anatomy of the natural motor years, which is just as extraorsystem in order to work. dinary if you ask me. The researchers hope that this study will lead to the develop- Arielle blogs about science at ment of new and more innovative www.salamanderhours.com prosthetics. So, although we wont be using The Force for
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hospitality services and getting a gauge of how best to phase out bottled water or if we need to make a compromise but certainly there are steps we need to take, said Jessica Carter, the academic and university affairs commissioner. Although the CSAs efforts have been going throughout the semester, the results to this referendum question will definitely strengthen their case moving forwards. Its huge. Students voted overwhelming in favour to discontinue the sale of bottled water on campus, said Carter. If anything, action has to be taken. Despite the show of support from students, there wont be anything definitive about the future of bottled water on campus right away. Part of the process involves meeting with and discussing the topic with representatives from vendors on campus, including Hospitality Services. Its definitely going to be an ongoing thing with negotiations and phasing and getting figures about bottled water and how much profit that brings into the university, explained Demetria Jackson, the external affairs commissioner.
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Guelph. But, as Reyes says, he was already here. Reyes describes his frustration with the little influence international students have on their fate as institutional cash-grabs, and describes the biggest issue foreign students face are vulnerability and fear. After recently experiencing a close call with the expiration of his student visa, Reyes was forced to extend his education until the administrative conflict was resolved. This nearly cost him more money, as his academic duration was stretched into the following year. Luckily Reyes confronted the matter, and dealt with the lengthy procedure of getting his money back, a process that he says would rarely be undertaken by the average international student. Students being overworked or unfairly treated are often too afraid of any repercussions that would jeopardize their scholarship or hard-fought and expensive education. Unlike the average Canadian youth that attends the University of Guelph, international students dont have anywhere else to go but back to their home country, should anything go wrong. This is why, Reyes claims, international students are such easy targets for governments and institutions to charge double the rates on their tuition. International students make up a valuable fraction of Guelphs student population, creating diversity through the enrichment of friendships and academic perspectives. Reyes echoes the popular opinion that Canada, as a developed and notoriously generous country, has both the responsibility and the resources to assist those who want to learn. Jackson is familiar with similar efforts, and brings up a referendum question from March 2010. In 2010 we had the Bullring referendum to remove bottled water there, and that was huge and students voted overwhelmingly in favour of that, said Jackson. Ultimately it came down to [students] are our stakeholders, this is what they want so we need to make it happen. That was very successful. With the success there will hopefully be motivation for further water bottle restrictions to take place, although part of the issue also involves providing alternatives. Part of it is also making sure we have more access to water fountains, so thats something that were also advocating for, and accessible water fountains so everyone has access to it, continued Jackson. The referendum results only coming in this week, it is still early in the process, and it is something that will likely be ongoing throughout the next year. We hope to get the wheels turning and leave a good solid transition for our next counterparts, said Carter. Before meeting, its difficult to put a time on it. But students voted in favour, so thats the direction were going.
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Joe sorbara, director of the university of guelphs contemporary music ensemble (cme) gets creative on the drum kit during their open rehearsal last tuesday night with laurier universitys improvisation concert ensemble (ice).
feed their conviction that there is always room to add further creativity to an already diverse group of musicians. Any music geek should be strongly encouraged to attend one such evening of music, guaranteed to walk away with a fresh take on musical ensemble and creative license. The remainder of the colloquiums events include lectures from key note speakers, round table discussions, performances, and studio tours. Most events are free to attend. All will be held throughout the Alexander, MacKinnon, University Centre, and Zavitz buildings on the U of G campus, except for a final joint presentation of an African repertoire and Newfoundland singer, fiddler, actor and accordionist Daniel Payne, at Harcourt United Church on Mar. 10.
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moka only and evil ebeneezer ventured out to guelphs knights of columbus hall mar. 3 in support of their new release as ZZBra, Official Motion Picture Soundtrack.
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featured at Zavitz gallery from feb. 27-mar. 2, duplex focused on aspects of the typical urban living situation.
album review
Plants and Animals The End of That 4/5
nick reVington
As one might expect from any bands third album, Montreal indie outfit Plants and Animals latest offering, The End of That, courtesy is of a more mature sound than its predecessors. The third tune, Song for Love, Mature, but not necessarily is upbeat as well, beginning with all-grown-up: the songs are dom- an aesthetic similar to that of the inated by two conflicting themes one before it. Though at this point to which any student can surely it is understandable if one starts relate. First, there is a restlessness to worry whether or not they can about these songs, a yearning to still live up to the rock and roll be on the road (take a year off to precedent they constructed with travel, anyone?). Second, there their earlier albums. While these is a certain apprehension about are great songs, it would be an the future, a realization that what altogether bad thing if their raw we once thought was the distant edge were to fall by the wayside future is not so distant anymore as they grow as a band. But fear (marriage? kids? a real job?). Their not: halfway through the chorus, website likens 2008s Parc Av- the cavalry arrives in the form of enue to childhood, and 2010s wailing guitar chords and shoutLa La Land to adolescence. The ing vocals. End of That, then, represents the From here on out, the album twenties. captures the familiar Plants and Part of the appeal of Plants Animals sound of earlier works, and Animals early albums was but with a fresh take. Lead singer the freewheeling yet restrained Warren Spicers voice is throatirock and roll sound they exhib- er, harsher and, most importantly, ited, particularly in La La Land, more emotive than on either of the with the layered guitar riffs oc- previous albums. The vocals are no casionally invoking some good longer just providing a melody; old-fashioned Rolling Stones they provide a depth of meaning vibes. The End of That began beyond the lyrics themselves. with a completely different apNo Idea slows things down proach, starting off with Before, once morethe way the Eagles a soothing acoustic ballad, before might doin resignation to the moving into the titular track. The fact that the future will always End of That is a likewise acousti- be uncertain. This tension breeds cally-dominated piece, but laced restlessness, and that manifests with fuzz-toned guitar licks, it is itself in Runaways: one last catchy, upbeat, and refreshing. chance to delay commitment and Its like Tom Petty singing a Bob responsibility, one last youthful Dylan song. road trip.
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hedley frontman Jacob hoggard serenades a crowd at guelphs sleeman centre on mar. 1.
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Anyone approving the initial distribution of photos obtained in an unlawful, invasive manner are especially shameful and should have to answer to penalizations of the same load as those faced by the people obtaining photographs illegally.
What is equally deplorable, is the tendency of news sources to publish such photos.
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The purpose of V-Day is to raise awareness, and its important for women to be aware and feel empowered by each others strength to overcome the many hardships they have had to endure. However, it is equally important for men to hear their stories as well. Reaching out to men on V-Day may need to be the next step of the campaign. The more people who are made aware of violence agains women the better. The inspiring words found on the back of the program truly showcased the positive energy of the event: Dont ever let them silence you girl. You are sensational. What you have to say is important, it is relevant. You are undeniable, you are capable, indescribable, revolutionary. You are fucking beautiful. Lets hope the message and the campaign it represents can reach the ears of more men and women future years.
vanessa tignanelli
The u of gs v-day chapter presented a memory, a monologue, a rant, and a Prayer at the Bullring on mar. 3 and 4.
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from philosophy and feminism to the philosophy of chemistry to the species problem, the inaugural Philopolis guelph conference brought together thinkers to discuss varied topics on campus on mar. 3.
Ubuntu theme most have heard before, the belief that rather than being someone else, you should be yourself. Molengeraaf adds that we learn how to truly be ourselves, and that Ubuntu teaches us that we can all embrace each other and that difference does not mean Other. We can live, learn and embrace each other in a multicultural experience like we do at the University of Guelph, in a way that strengthens our own faith but does not denigrate somebody elses, said Molegraaf. He concludes that Ubuntu is not the name and origin of a philosophy as much as it is a belief held worldwide. In South Africa it is called Ubuntu, in Nigeria it is called NKonson Konson, among the Ojibwe it is called Akinaawiia, and among ancient Peruvian culture it is called Minga. The variety of indigenous cultures that have practised a similar concept of Ubuntu speaks to how the philosophy is embraced. In a society that shuns any belief that goes against the grain, the concept of Ubuntu may naturally seem difficult to accept. But as this Philophis seminar highlights, Ubuntu is a philosophy that can be applied to a wide variety of people, culture, and practices that can keep our core values intact, but teach us to respect and embrace others more in the sense that we are all one community of people. For more information on Ubuntu, you can go to Campus Ubuntu at McNally House on 377 Gordon St, across from Alexander Hall.
we can live, learn and embrace each other in a multicultural experience like we do at the University of guelph, in a way that strengthens our own faith but does not denigrate somebody elses. Marty Molengeraaf
Marty Molengeraaf explains a variety of Ubuntu concepts, first telling a story about a British woman living in Canada, who was trying to become more of a Canadian. Molengeraaf notes that Canada needs her to be British because that is who she is. It is a story that exemplifies the
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if youre looking for a thrilling sport, kiteboarding is sure to get your adrenaline pumping
so: what are some of the expenses of kiteboarding? DR: Kiteboarding can be expensive at the onset but buying gear is an investment. Unlike snowboarding or skiing (which have similar upfront costs), once you have your kiteboarding equipment you never have to buy any lift tickets-the wind is free! You can expect to pay around 300 dollars for a day-long lesson, which usually provides you with enough experience to continue the learning process on your own. Buying all of the equipment itself can run anywhere from 700 dollars (if you purchase second hand equipment) all the way up to 2000 dollars for new equipment. Expect to pay at least 1000 dollars to get yourself started with a harness, kite, bar/ lines, and board if you choose to buy directly from a retailer. so: what would you say/advice would you give to people who were interested in getting into kiteboarding? Take a lesson! This advice is generally overstated but it always applies the sport requires instruction or it can be very dangerous. If you are even mildly interested in kiteboarding or if you are a thrill seeker, you need to try this sport! I have met very few people who have tried kiteboarding and have not followed it as a lifelong passion. There is something uniquely addicting about the feeling of kiteboarding and the pursuit of wind. The sport truly has something for everyone huge air, wave riding, powerful and complex tricks, and even just the feeling of cruising through the water. Every kiteboarder will tell you: after your first (usually brief) ride, you will be helplessly addicted!
event will go towards the costs associated with the teams trip to Victoria including travel expenses, entry fees, accommodations, food and transport around B.C, that the chosen team representatives would otherwise have to come up with on their own. While the coach decides which team memebers will make the trip out West, the team must wait in anticipation. Were sitting on pins and needles right now said Wright. Both team members agreed that in addition to the night being a fun time, its a great way for students to support their Guelph athletes while also being a part of the initial development of the team. The team is also hoping that their results at nationals will help
increase awareness of the team on-campus as well as encourage golf athletes to try-out for the team. At this point in the game the Gryphons have a leg-up on the competition having had the opportunity to train throughout the winter thanks to their new training program, whereas other schools might only have a month after exams to prepare. Weve been doing this the whole winter, hitting balls indoors and I think its definitely going to help us out, said Forbes. In case you missed this one, there is another fundraiser pub night for the team in the works. For updates check out the University of Guelph Mens and Womens Varsity Golf page on Facebook.
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dominica mcpherson
What do you think are the most important aspects of the External Affairs Commissioners portfolio? This portfolio is responsible for a number of important aspects that I am both committed to working on and am particularly excited about. Advocating for the rights and interests of students on a number of levels is crucial, while acting as a resource on provincial and federal decisions and policies is essential. I think it is also really important for Guelph to have strong relations with other student unions and associations in order to be a part of a greater student movement, and to learn from their successes and challenges in order to inform our efforts here. A dedication to social and environmental justice, the organizing of strong campaigns, and providing students with a number of opportunities to get involved in ways they feel both comfortable with and excited about is essential. What do you hope to work on first once you assume the position? Aside from getting a good handle on the position and the work that has already been accomplished in this portfolio, I hope to be building strong relations with the other commissioners and taking the first steps to put my platform into action. I am excited to explore ideas for campaigns that students and groups feel they can work collaboratively on, including a campaign on tuition fees and other areas pertaining to social and environmental justice. I will begin by asking important questions concerning provincial and federal decisions and policies affecting students, as well as begin finding out where funding is coming from for our university. I hope to be building relations with other student unions and associations in order to explore what they are working on. How do you plan to get feedback from students on the issues that this position represents? In terms of acquiring feedback and input from students, I feel strongly about speaking with students directly and ensuring they are aware of this position and how this portfolio relates to them. I am dedicated to reaching out to students and working closely with groups and individuals on a number of projects in order to ensure feedback and direction along the way. I see the importance of using social media as a form of communication and I am committed to creating a forum for students to ask important questions concerning decisions that impact them. I am not coming into this position with a set agenda and my goals are flexible and open to being responsive to the interests and needs of students. I am approachable and dedicated to open communication and collaboration.
What are the next steps you plan to take in order to phase out bottled water? Students have voted 80 per cent in favor of phasing out bottled water sales on campus. I firmly believe that water is a human right. The vote at University of Guelph was a small victory in the fight against water privatization and for sustainability in Canada. The next step locally is to meet with Hospitality Services and the University of Guelph administration and make sure they live up to their commitment to sustainability and respect the democratic voice of students. We are totally willing to talk and figure out the best way to phase out bottled water and bring in more public drinking fountains. I will continue to work with the rest of the CSA Executive to make this central to the CSAs work for the next year. When can students expect the new CSA website to be available to them? The new CSA website is now officially under construction! Myself and other staff at the CSA have been working on this since Nov. and were now in the final development stage. The CSA website will be available to them in April. Students will have a chance to check it out before enjoying their summer break. The hope is that it will become a tool for students to provide feedback directly to the CSA. Working on promotion of the site and integrating social media effectively will also be a project that continues into the Fall as many students return. What were some of your biggest challenges this year as Communications and Corporate Affairs Commissioner? Do you anticipate those problems next year, and how do you plan to address them? We need to increase membership/involvement at the Board of Directors level and voter turnout in the elections. Strong promotional campaigns are certainly part of this, but its not as simple as that. Making sure students see the CSA as outwardly focused and advocating on their behalf will generate interest in the organization. Also, making sure there is that direct contact with our members. We need to break the CSA bubble, reach beyond involving only student leaders and people directly connected to the CSA, and speak directly to students about things that matter to them and challenges that they face. I plan on holding office hours and tabling for campaigns at least once a week in the fall and winter semesters as a step towards this general strategy. The CSA is only as strong as student involvement so this is at the top of the list of priorities!
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gryphons in history
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Published in The Ontarion on June 10, 1980. Good ol Flying Disks have been around since the 30s, starting with cake pans and evolving into what we know know as the Frisbee but it would seem that in 1980, the University of Guelph campus saw a boom in these fancy disks. The article highlights the importance of weight, disk-care and retail prices (five to nine dollars!) and advertises for an upcoming tournament on campus. While the primary attraction of the Frisbee is their being their ability to soar, fly, ski, roll, hover [and] boomerang, Geoff Smither, the Guelph athlete in this image, demonstrates one of the many tricks in the advanced art of Freestyle Frisbee.
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treating fat cells differently, apparently unkindly. The muscle-building qualities of cold showers kick in for similar reasons: when the body shivers it releases hormones that benefit muscle growth (though it sounds like you still have to lift weights
and such in tandem with this, so its not quite the miracle muscle method one might hope). Outside of a small clique of Russian Olympic weightlifters, these benefits are thankfully touted without a substantial body of people advocating that the shower begin hot.
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Beths craft corner
Make your own cookie jar
Beth Purdon mcLeLLan
Heres a gift that is always a refreshing surprise. The trick to this gift is to pick a recipe with ingredients that have lots of different textures and colours. For this craft, I chose caramel oatmeal cookies. you will need: Mason Jar Ribbon Piece of decorative paper or card stock 1 C brown sugar 1/2 C white sugar 1 C flour 1/2 tsp baking soda 1tsp salt 3 C instant oats 1 C caramel chips how to make it: For this craft, you only include the dry cookie ingredients in the jar. Write out the wet ingredients on your cardstock with baking instructions. For this recipe, your instructions would be: Preheat oven to 325 F add 2 eggs, 2 tsp of vanilla and 1 C butter place on a greased cookie sheet and bake for 12 min Layer your dry ingredients in the jar. Remember that ingredients
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Next, select Filter>DistortPolar Coordinates, and in the pop-up window choose Rectangular to Polar The first step is to crop or stretch the image into a square. A tip for stretching images easily is with the free transform tool (ctrl T on Windows, cmd T on Macs)aBi lemak
like white sugar and flour will quickly sink to the bottom. You might find it takes a couple tries to get it to layer the way you want. Usually people who receive this gift arent particularly concerned, and that the cookie mix might not stay in the jar for very long anyways.
Finally, using the free transform tool again, rotate your planet to the angle of your choosing. Once you have a square image, rotate your image 180 degrees by selecting Image>Image rotation> 180all images By marianne Pointner
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Those eyes so deep and soulful, and with a tender smile that could melt your heart: the perfect disguise for patrolling the campus for dweebs lunch money. look at that face. no one was going to believe them when they say that allie was the one taking it. and whats she going to spend it on? more t-shirts? your damn right she is. she looks good in those t-shirts.
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original point: consent being this stage in university that con- away at any time. fidence is sexy. Now for some reason, theres freely and enthusiastically given. Great, so now that weve es- this trend that when anyone Why would that be sexy? Well, tablished that consent is in fact brings up the topic of consent, its the difference between okay, sexy maybe we should go back its met with rolled eyes. Some- fine and @#$% yes I want (you) even a step further and figure out how many of us have forgotten to [verb] my/your [noun]! Enwhat the heck consent is. Con- that it means so much more than thusiasm is definitely a desired sent is about giving permission for just preventing sexual assault, but trait in a sexual partner, and something to happen. Its about actually serves a greater purpose while it can serve plenty of other giving your partner permission in enhancing your sexual en- purposes (connecting partners, to engage in whatever kind of counters. 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its also really sexy to be asked for consent. why? because it means that your partner has respect for you and your desires.
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my new favourite food with, and had some winners and some losers. Worcestershire sauce was a bit too overpowering, as was HP Sauce
and sriracha. Each of them was all I could taste. There were a couple winners though, aside from the tomato, namely anchovy paste (I
used Patum Peperium, but you can be less fancy than me if you like), lemon juice or a couple drops of chipotle hot sauce.
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pre cooked) handful of shredded cheddar cheese salt pepper oil Set the oven to 325 F and place your washed, aluminum foil wrapped sweet potatoes into the oven for forty minutes. I just placed them on the bottom rack of my oven. Carefully peel the foil off the sweet potatoes (theyre really hot so take your time!) and drop them in a medium sized bowl.
Add in an inch of butter and mash with a fork. I like to leave the skin on for extra fiber and nutrients. Add a pinch of salt and pepper. Take this sweet potato spread and smear it over one side of your tortilla (thats already laying in a pan.) Take the diced chorizo and sprinkle it on top, followed by the cheese and fold the tortilla in half. Place on the top rack of your oven for 10 minutes until the tortilla is crispy and your cheese is melted. Cut in half and enjoy!
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with your current experience, reexamine your habits. I truly admire an athletes conviction, as they embody selfdiscipline in its truest colour. But most people struggle with their day to day practice of habits. If you are one of them, and this article has found you in your escape into procrastination, fear no more. You can change and form new habits, just give yourself an allowance of 21 days of patience, resilience and perseverance. Whether you want to practice controlled spending, efficient study habits, a healthier lifestyle, or learn and explore a new talent, you will find yourself well on the way to becoming a changed person. Just take a personal challenge and commit yourself to 21 days of self-discovery! I cant recount how many times I have tried to stick to a daily study routine. My main frustration was that I attacked my initial planning stage with vigour and then gave up too soon because I didnt see instant results. Thats where most people are at fault. When bad habits die hard, you have to practice patience, and accept that you will fall a few times before you stand victorious. Any personal breakthrough is usually preceded by a personal breakdown. Positive affirmations are a useful tool to keep you mentally stimulated through this process. Practice them daily, along with the power of gratitude to keep you mentally empowered. When you really think about it, 21 days of sacrifice for a long-term reward is a minimal trade-off to say the least. Remind yourself that you reap what you sow, and that momentary restraint allows for long-term success. Heres a breakdown to make the transition a smooth one. First, write down your intentions. It is important to identify why you want to accomplish and master this habit. The greater your conviction, the easier it will be for you to stand by the change. Next, practice total honesty with yourself and celebrate each step, regardless of how irrelevant it may seem. Make sure to stay clear of negative people. There will be people who unintentionally may act as a trigger to your downfall. Ultimately, constantly remind yourself, as Aristotle did himself, that we are what we repeatedly do, excellence then is not an act, but a habit. Mastering yourself is true power.
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other crucial factors. Although a moment for self reflection and with music by Noah Gundersen, the statistics for those affect- even taking a deep breath once followed by a conversation led ed by mental health challenges in a while. by To Write Love On Her Arms may seem overwhelming, there Eve Lampert, another member founder Jamie Tworkowski on are many initiatives that can be of the 1 in 5 committee, empha- issues including self injury. One taken to assist with such chal- sized education as being a very of the event coordinators, Ian lenges. Shannon Stach said that important aspect of confronting Sinclair, describes these two the biggest preventative measure the stigmas around mental health. events as being the book ends is early intervention. She also ex- The members of the 1 in 5 cam- of March to raise awareness of pressed the need for people to paign have been busy developing mental health challenges. increase self awareness, promote events that will tackle stigmas On top of these initiatives to self care and create healthy cop- and promote awareness. In hon- promote awareness of mental ing mechanisms. our of Mental Health Awareness health, many resources exist on In terms of student life, it is day on Thursday Mar. 8, there and off campus to provide peoeasy to see how mental health will be a panel discussion held ple with support. These services challenges can emerge with such in Rozanski 103 at 5:30pm. The include: Counselling Services tedious and stressful workloads panel is comprised of students through the University of Guelph, and a tense environment. Stach that have experienced a mental Student Support Network, The urges students to do whatever health challenge, a psychiatrist, Wellness Centre, Trellis and your passion is for an hour a day. and Eric Windeler, founder of The Homewood Health Centre. No matter how high the stack Furthermore, 1 in 5 committee Jack Project at Kids Help Phone. member Brittany Moor conveyed Another unique and informa- of library books or how few hours that students often put time for tive event taking place in light of are left until your exam, take self care on the back burner. It is mental health awareness is being time for self reflection and for a as simple as not eating lunch at held on Mar. 25 at War Memo- much-needed deep breath. your desk while working, taking rial Hall. This event will begin
Bropocalypse now
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The Bropocalypse is a cataclysmic epidemic that has viciously poisoned and destroyed integral parts of Western humanity. It came without any warning from the Mayans and spread faster than the Spanish Flu. Most of you already know what Bros are, but for those who dont look no further than the stereotypical party personalities present at almost every social gathering. Theyre the guys whose only gear is alpha male sexual predator. The ones who are well versed in how much they drank and how many girls theyve slept with, but are completely impotent in every other avenue of conversation. I had been aware for a long time that the Bros live among us; I had seen them during the day walking half-dead in their hangover paralysis. Petrified, I observed their attempts to suckle all the good out of this world. Yet, only reThe Bros baptized me into their cently did I realize the extent to ranks with a funnel of cheap beer. which their infection had spread. Funnel after funnel I drank that This awareness washed over me beer until it tasted like dirty water. when I awoke in the darkness to When I finished they yelled my the hum of a misogynistic drone. name, celebrated my alcoholic deSlowly, the sound became louder bauchery and chanted that I was a and louder until finally I looked legend. I became an exalted vacuout my window to see the horde ous slob. I became a Bro. that is Bro culture beckoning at Once the Bropocalypse demy chamber door. stroyed my humanity, life became From that day forward, I did so easy. With the help of severe everything in my power to re- intoxication, my existential and sist the onslaught of the Bromidic metaphysical quandaries evaphorde. I even took the precaution orated into hollow pleasure of pouring ammonium outside my pursuits. My role models stopped home to throw them off my scent being Billy Corrigan and Chris(Bros constantly piss and defecate topher Hedges and started being on each other, so this is a good the Jersey Shore cast. The Jersey practice for blending in). Howev- Shore is MTVs most viewed T.V. er, over the slow decay of time my telecast series ever and the shows defences eventually broke down and the Bros devoured me like savage dogsin the end cat piss only attracted them. Yes, my dear reader, I confess that up until this point I have mislead you. There was a time when I was the monster that today I renounce. superficial slogan GTL (gym, tan, laundry) became the Bro religion that I followed faithfully. Onward I walked with Bro ideology in my heart, but I was not the only one. Enrique Iglesias, arguably the worlds most romantic man, the one who promised to be your hero baby to take away the pain forsook his loving heart. I suspect that he was corrupted by Pitbullthe bald pervert Bro who fills the role of the boogey man in all of our nightmares but I cant be sure. Together Enrique and Pitbull released I Like It, a song devoid of passion that features the entire Jersey Shore cast. While the song had all of Enriques usual production value it lacked his relevance and heart. As a result, the song was dumped into the landfill that houses all the other forgotten pop music pornography. The Bropocalypse transformed Enrique from a beacon of love to a proponent of Bro culture. Fortunately, even with Enrique succumbing to the Bro fever, in 2011 the Bropocalypse started slowing down. You see, the Bro mentality is so devoid of substance that in order to function it must constantly subsume new people into its apparatus of control. Human beings, by their very nature, can only handle a meaningless perspective for so long before they start to question it. In order to compensate for this flaw, new Bros are constantly recruited, so that old Bros can feed off their enthusiasm and put their doubts to rest. New Bros then climb this hierarchal Bro ladder, as they attempt to transcend reality and become some
Funnel after funnel i drank that beer until it tasted like dirty water. when i finished they yelled my name, celebrated my alcoholic debauchery and chanted that i was a legend.
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sort of super Bro, which of course Although I cant speak for human does not exist. In 2011, however, beings, I know that last year while the Bropyramid started crash- he went on his holy winning ing down. There were too many crusade, the Bros watched every Bros at the top and not enough at moment. When Charlie did all the bottom. those drugs, drank all that alcohol I know the Bropocalypse and slept with all those women, scourge is slowing down be- he became the super Bro we had cause I have just recently looked all longed for. We watched in ecat the Jersey Shore ratings and stasy as he stumbled through one thank God they are in decline. controversy to the next speaking Ever since the finale of season about his transcendence to the four their viewership has been Bropocalyptic Promised Land and slipping along with their gener- the endless pleasure that awaital appearances. Jersey Shore, the ed those who followed him. But engine of Bro culture, is losing its then shockingly, Charlies path ability to pump gas and spread to greatness stopped at a custoBrosyphilis. dy battle where he lost his kids. For me, however, it wasnt JerWith that, my twisted dark sey Shores decline that rescued Bro fantasy came to an end and me from the vacuum of the Bro- I awoke disoriented: from a terpocalypseit was Charlie Sheen. rible empty dream.
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With summer sublets hard to come by, sticking around in Guelph seems like the simplest solution to the summer rent issue, but with all the students staying back it can be difficult to find work, especially in your area of study. The competition for summer employment on-campus is especially fierce but the experience is rewarding. Once you finally make your way through the labyrinth that is the University of Guelph website and find the hidden cache of job postings, the next step is drafting your resume. Coop and Career Services offers some great workshops on resume and cover letter writing and are available by appointment for mock interviews and to review your resume with you. The real employment gems are the research assistant positions, but require a little more digging unless you know where to look. The catch is that once you find them, you still have to apply for Financial Need or Work Study. And thats where things get ugly. Youre not poor enough to work here is the response many students get in response to their application (though not quite in those words). Even if youre $16,000 in debt, you have a sibling (or multiple) at university, your parents are about to retire, halving their income each yea or any number of other mitigating factors which could affect your finances, you might get denied. But that doesnt mean you cant work somewhere else, is a response that often follows to students who are turned down. There are few on-campus opportunities that accept students who do not qualify. The Financial Need Assessment forms do not take into consideration your own personal student debt, nor does it take into consideration that some students may be choosing to support themselves through university through other means of employment rather than relying on student loans. Even if you choose not to accept OSAP because you would rather learn valuable lessons about managing your own finances than owe the government money and kudos to you if you pull it off if you can technically receive financial support through OSAP, you may be denied Work Study approval since those other options are available, even if those options saddle you with debt. So whats all that about? The Financial Need Assessment form looks only at your parents income. But heres the real kicker, it looks at their income before taxes. You can appeal the verdict, but the logic they seem to follow behind those Student Financial Services desks is this: if youre parents make X amount of money (and they dont have crazy credit card debt) then they should be able to fund your education. The end. So if youre working 40 hours a week on top of a full course load to pay for school, youll get nothing but a pat on the back. Rather, they might look at your employment as another reason not to approve your application, because obviously you dont have any expenses other than paying tuition. The standards for the Financial Need Assessment form need to either be released so we can all see what these results are based on, or else the system needs to be overhauled to consider that students are no longer solely dependent on their parents, and that some students are choosing to pay for their own education. It seems fair to have resources available to supplement the income of students who are struggling a great deal
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check out the all day event in the UC courtyard. Pick up a t-shirt for the SAFE week t-shirt campaign from the The Wellness Centre, J.T. Powell Bldng, 2nd floor, Mar 12-14, 8:30am-4:30pm. Guelph Lecture in Philosophy. Everyone Welcome. Harvard Professor Thomas (Tim) Scanlon will speak on What is morality? 5:30pm-7pm. Academic Public Square, McLaughlin Library, U of G. Guelph Field Naturalists indoor meeting: 7:30pm at the Arboretum Centre. All welcome. The Wonderful World Of Fossils- Bob ODonnell, shares his knowledge of Fossils around Canada. Fossils will be on display. saturday march 9 Guelph Contra Dances holds its monthly contra dance 8-10:30pm at St. James Anglican Church (corner of Glasgow/Paisley Rd). Free parking. Special guest caller Tara Bolker, band Relative Harmony. Admission is $10/$8 members and students. Info call: Rick Avery at 519-763-2494.
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saturday march 10 Guelph Hiking Trial Club Hike: Snyders Flat, Bloomingdale 7 km. Level 1. Speed Moderate. Meet at Canadian Tire on Woodlawn for 10am departure and car pool to hike start point. Some muddy spots Bring water, no pets. All welcome. Leader: Terry (519) 265-6203. www.guelphhiking. com Guelph Cultural Arts Festival: a one day arts festival to foster and showcase creative writing, music, theatre, performance and other cultural arts in Guelph. Free and open to public. Info and registration: www.guelphculturalarts. com wednesday march 14 Decreasing Headaches program begins at 7:30 pm. More than 2 or 3 headaches a month are too many! This 4 session program teaches drug-free strategies that decrease tension and migraine headaches. Fee $20. Details at www.uoguelph.ca/~ksomers. Thursday march 15 Guelph Civic Museum Military History Lecture Series. This month: Matt Symes speaks on War in the Abstract: Art as a Window into Canadas Military Past. 7:30 pm at the new Guelph Civic Museum. Doors open 6:30pm. Free admission. 52 Norfolk St. Contact: 519-836-1221 x2775. ongoing: Milk bags for Mat-making! Meal Exchange is making bed mats out of Milk bags! The bed mats are used in third world countries. email meal@uoguelph.ca to participate in the event or arrange a pickup time,or bring bags to UC room 241. Deadline- March 9th Thursday At Noon Concert Series. celebrating over 40 years of music making . Concerts start at 12:00p.m. Thursdays in Mackinnon room 107 (Goldschmidt room). Admission free donations gratefully appreciated. Everyone welcome! Trillium Gift of Life Network (TGLN) is encouraging all Ontarians to register their consent to become organ and tissue donors. By registering as a donor, you could one day save up to eight lives and enhance as many as 75 more. Online donor registration is now available at BeADonor.ca. Its easy and it only takes 3 minutes to register. www.beadonor.ca
Thursday march 8 In celebration of International Womens Day, come out for an evening of celebration, solidarity & awareness of women through dance, music, film & poetry. Womens Voices 7pm at John F.Ross, E.L. Fox Auditorium. Tickets $15/door. Reception after the show. Brought to you by Guelph Fab5. SAFE Week, an annual initiative to raise awareness of sexual assault and the importance of consent and respectful relationships. Come
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