Funny quizzes

1- What has ears but can't hear?

Answer: corn

2- What has fingers but can't type?

Answer: gloves

5- When is a car not a car?

Answer: When it turns into a driveway

4- What has a head and a foot but no body?

Answer: BED

8- What has leaves but isn't a tree?

Answer: BOOK

2- Why is the letter D like a sailor?

Answer: Because it fellows the C.

3- What has a neck, but no head?

Answer: A Bottle.

8- Here on earth it is true, yesterday is always before today; but there is a place where yesterday always follows today. WHERE?
Answer: In a dictionary.

4- When is the best time to have lunch?

Answer: After breakfast.

7- What always ends everything?

Answer: A letter g

9- What animal keeps the best time?

Answer: A Watchdog.

5- What starts with "e" ends with "e" and contains only one letter?
Answer: An envelope!

9- What is hard to beat?

Answer: A drum with a hole in it.

10- What is too much for one, enough for two, but nothing at all for three?
Answer: A secret!