After my pregnancy, my body went through some serious changes. This humorous anecdote details how I metamorphosed into Sasquatch and asks the reader not to contact the authorities about me.
life stories about growing up and living in the desert and beyond, terminal moving itch and other affliction of a desert rat. Stories of a returning Vietnam veteran and a story of WWII vets. Sundry...
"The Mad Vegetarian" . Stiles Huddlestump is projected into the future via an explosion of the time travel apparatus.
The antics of Freddy and the Time Travel Argonauts and Saturday Evening ...
A presentation on a man who influences 1.63 billion people of all nationalities,races and class. Should you not know the opinion of other great people about Muhammad.contains opinions of historians...
You are in high-school. You just have seen the most beautiful girl in the world -she's an exchange student...
You fall in love! (deeply) You try to impress her...but in the process you end up -...
A collection of darkly humorous stories and columns.
In “The Twilight of the Clowns” a traditional way of life ends as clowning ceases to be a viable way of life;
In “Everybody Loves a Littl...
The Ad Game is a tragicomedy about sex, advertising and the darkness of the human heart- a sort of a retelling of Heart of Darkness set in late 20th century. In The Ad Game the urban America, rath...
When Jacob Gold was ten years old, his grandfather gave him this advice – “never lift a man so high that he can piss in your face.”
When Jacob accepts a position at a prominent Pittsburgh law ...
This true story describes the unbelievably complex and painful process of publishing a scientific comment to correct an error in the scientific literature. It's simultaneously very sad and remarka...
This is an excerpt from my novel, Satori in Brighton Beach (or how I found redemption on Barrow Street). In this scene Johnny Weinberg, the protagonist, who has encountered oval, blue lights which...
This is a compilation of the best stories from the worst year of my life. I grew up on the south side of Chicago in a very Irish Catholic neighborhood, went through 12 years of Catholic schools, an...
James Morris prides himself on his thoroughness and persistence, the qualities that made him a top salesman in his company. When a computer game challenges him to read an obscure scientific tex...