Chris Erskine: When wanderlust strikes
by Chris Erskine, Los Angeles Times
Jul 24, 2018
3 minutes
We quit being invited to cocktail parties recently after I mistook a conch shell for a napkin and ran it across my face like some sort of tribesman. The dudes kind of dug it, but it so unsettled their dates that I was asked to leave.
Honestly, the hosts were much nicer about it than they could've been.
One of my attorneys - with my lifestyle, it takes several - was telling me the
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