Making THE CUT

“Here is a list of things that nobody will want to hear about, ever again, while they have breath in their body:

1. My lockdown ordeal, by famous actress who lives in a beautiful country retreat with 20 acres and a butler in his mid-20s who looks like a fitter version of Joe Wicks.

2. How to keep beautiful at home, by model in her early 20s who would still look stunning if she’d been stranded on a desert island for two years, rescued, then