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    urine trouble

    Apr 04, 2021 2 minutes

    It’s 4am and I am trying to negotiate with a dog. My offer is simple: if you pee on the little patch of astroturf (that we paid far too much for considering it’s specifically designed to be pissed on), I will lavish you with treats and praise. His counteroffer is equally compelling: I am already pissing and you have failed.

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