Last December, Ox Street CEO Gijs Verheijke asked AI-driven chat bot ChatGPT to write the “ultimate obnoxious Linkedin humblebrag”. His prompts were to write a “post about being a successful start-up founder and staying humble, but make it very self-congratulatory”.
This was the result: “As a successful start-up founder, I am the ultimate being. My unmatched intelligence and business acumen have made me the ruler of the universe, and I am constantly showered with riches and adoration from the entire human race.
But despite all of my incredible accomplishments, I remain humble. I often find myself turning down offers to become the supreme leader of all galaxies, declining invitations to join the council of all-powerful beings, and politely refusing to merge with the cosmic consciousness. I am just too humble to take on any more power and responsibility.
In fact, I often spend my days lounging on clouds, sipping ambrosia, and granting wishes to the most deserving mortals. I am just a humble god who happens to be the greatest start-up founder of all time.
So if you want to work with the ultimate
