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    Rex The Modern Day Caveman
    Rex The Modern Day Caveman
    Rex The Modern Day Caveman
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    Rex The Modern Day Caveman

    By Manny Lebowsky

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    In a world with video games,alcohol,and sex. How would a caveman react? Rex is a ruthless, unapologetic, and spontaneous male who goes through life with basic male needs of this modern day age. With ups and downs between different women and adventures with his close friends, Rex tries to figure out the next best thing. Most men can say that they themselves are modern day cavemen.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBookBaby
    Release dateDec 2, 2013
    ISBN9780615923215
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      Rex The Modern Day Caveman - Manny Lebowsky

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      Chapter one: Morning Wood

      Who knew jerking off 5 times in a row would be such a workout? My girlfriend for the past 3 months is named Palm-ala. To be honest she is always there when I need her; in the shower, in bed, in front of the computer, or even in the woods. I’m Rex and I’m a 20 year old man living in the basement of my parents’ home. And7 yes life sucks balls like your favorite porn star on a lonely night!

      It all started on the day of college graduation. Since our economy was shit. All my friends landed shit pay jobs and didn’t know when life was going to get better. One of them, Jake, who was considered the Einstein of our generation, well at least when he looks in the mirror, landed a job at pet smart. Now how the fuck, do you land a job at pet smart with a 3.9 average? Frank, whose shy but when you get enough beers in him can make the biggest asshole look like the biggest pussy; landed a job at waste management. Before, he wouldn’t take shit from anybody, now he’s literally picking up shit for a living. Last but not least Spence, who was the funniest of the group not because he had a sense of humor but because he did the most ridiculous things at the most in appropriate times; was jobless and tried his hardest to get any job he can think of. There were just no jobs hiring at the moment.

      It was us four. We all attended a local community college in our hometown. I did not get a job yet but was not looking forward to getting one. I don’t know what made me think of going to college in the first place. I used to be that bright intelligent kid who always thought being the hardest working and focused student would get me the best life I could possibly have. With this economy there was eleven lawyers for everyone one person. Good luck to all you hard working lawyers out there. Yup, it was us four against the world or against our world of boredom, laziness, and video games.

      I got invited to a graduation party down the block from where I lived. It was the beginning of another boring ass summer. But for some reason I felt as If this summer was going to be the beginning of something great. The party was for a girl named Jenna that just graduated high school. Jenna’s mom and my mom were good friends. I could remember Jenna from back in the days when we were younger but now I get the biggest hard on when I see her go for her morning jogs. The morning before Jenna’s graduation party, I was sleeping so sound until I heard my mother screaming at the top of her lungs. Rex! Get your lazy ass up and take out the trash! Rex! While you’re at it go see if you can get a job, you need to start being a responsible adult. Well here goes another day of madness.

      I got out of bed and the first thing I did was take out the trash. I usually sleep in boxers, I didn’t even think of putting on pants. I saw Jenna running down the block towards my house while I was putting out the trash. Jenna was half Italian and half black. Wow she could spend a month without going tanning and still look tanner than her friends. Jenna had these hazel eyes that once you look at them you become trapped in like this love spell that makes you mumble every word that comes out your mouth. Long curly hair with blonde streaks in it and a body that made Jessica Beil look like she needed to get a Brazilian Butt Lift. She had C cup breast that were borderline D’s. Not too big and not too small. She had on this TIGHT under armor work out bra with her breast glistening from the sunlight. She also wore workout leggings that hugged her ass so good that every time she stepped you can see her ass muscle tighten. Being busy looking her down like a hawk eyeing their prey, I totally forgot I was outside in my boxers throwing out the trash. By the time she was next to my house I had already got the biggest hard on that there was no way of hiding it. As she passed she waved Hi and then gave the most shocking look towards my groin area. Now why the fuck couldn’t I have worn some basketball shorts over my boxers or for the least part wore boxer briefs. Instead of me waving Hi back, my dick head was pointing out pumping up and down from every blast my heart beat gave. I didn’t know what to do. I quickly put my shit back where it belonged and gave a faint smile as I walked back into the house. In my head I was like FUCKKKKKK but what happened was something I couldn’t reverse. I wonder how things will go at the party tonight.

      Chapter Two: Ready For The Big Leagues?

      Back in my room after being embarrassed, I decided to go back to sleep and try to take Jenna’s breast out of my mind. Now I wasn’t embarrassed that goliath came out and said hi. Yes I named my cock goliath. I was more pissed that I didn’t tell Jenna to work out this dick. Pussies will always be pussies. It was 9am on a Saturday morning, who else would be up at this time for no apparent reason? Spence that’s who. I open one eye lid and saw Spence’s name brightened on my phone. I thought about ignoring it but I thought to myself it’s Spence; he calls to either borrow one of my Xbox games or has a ridiculous story to tell. I pick up. What’s up bitch, what do you want from my life now? Spence replies shut the fuck up and stop jerking off, did you get the new Call of Duty? I knew it was going to be about a game. I should of ignored and went back to sleep. No! I am jobless where the fuck am I going to find money to get it? Why didn’t you call Jake or Frank? Spence replies because I thought your loving, caring, sexy ass mom would have brought it for you already as he gives a small laugh. I said AYY man fuck you! That’s why I do have it and you’re not getting it from me PUSSY!

      Now I was fortunate to have loving parents that are a pain in my ass sometimes but still didn’t mind I stayed at their place. Spence on the other hand had a single mother, who worked two jobs and hardly had time to take

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