Everand Logo

Welcome to Everand!

  • Discover millions of ebooks, audiobooks, and so much more with a free trial

    Only $11.99/month after trial. Cancel anytime.

    Hot Shots FC v Semi Pro FC
    Hot Shots FC v Semi Pro FC
    Hot Shots FC v Semi Pro FC
    Ebook79 pages38 minutes

    Hot Shots FC v Semi Pro FC

    By A M Layet

    ()

    Read preview

    About this ebook

    Hot Shots FC v Semi Pro FC is the fourth book in the 'stupidly funny' football series Hot Shots FC. It is for children aged 6-12 who like football or like being silly.
    One day, on his way home from football training, Hat Trick Boy disappears. Cowpat goes looking for him, but then he disappears as well. In the end Sid decides to stop counting his precious money and go looking for his friends. But for the first time in his life, Sid is faced with an emergency he cannot control.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSkillywidden
    Release dateJul 20, 2012
    ISBN9781476494982
    Hot Shots FC v Semi Pro FC
    Author

    A M Layet

    A M Layet began writing because, like baking, homemade tastes better. If you come across one of her tasty treats, tuck in and enjoy.

    Read more from A M Layet

    Related to Hot Shots FC v Semi Pro FC

    Related ebooks

    Children's Sports & Recreation For You

    View More
    View More

    Related podcast episodes

    Related articles

    • Article

      Park LIFE

      Aug 3, 2022

      We are sitting on a bench in the park on a bright sunny day, and Mr Dear is grumbling. ‘You realise,’ he says, ‘that not so long ago we could have been arrested for just sitting on a park bench, flouting lockdown rules.’ ‘Yes, dear,’ I reply. ‘You d

      3 min read

    • Article

      Browne Amplification

      Jun 4, 2021

      Browne Amplification
      4 min read

    • Article

      New kid IN TOWN

      Mar 1, 2023

      Where shall I put this china cat?’ I yelled at Deb. ‘What china cat?’ she said. You might remember that my sister used to live in a large house in the country, complete with a whirlpool bath, a coffee machine which looked like the controls of the St

      3 min read

    • Article

      A stitch IN TIME...

      Mar 9, 2022

      A stitch IN TIME...
      3 min read

    • Article

      New kid IN TOWN

      Mar 1, 2023

      Where shall I put this china cat?’ I yelled at Deb. ‘What china cat?’ she said. You might remember that my sister used to live in a large house in the country, complete with a whirlpool bath, a coffee machine which looked like the controls of the Sta

      3 min read

    • Article

      Socks APPEAL

      Dec 21, 2022

      Just about the only bad thing about this job are the deadlines. They loom over you, and they’re often armed with blunt instruments. One of the nice things about the job is that, just when a deadline is poised to strike and you think you have nothing

      3 min read

    • Article

      Chuckles

      Apr 14, 2022

      ■ Question: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Answer: Samson. He brought the house down. ■ Question: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Answer: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. ■ Question: Wh

      4 min read

    • Article

      Big Boy Barry

      Dec 27, 2019

      Big Boy Barry
      12 min read

    • Article

      The ’burst Under The Bed

      Jun 24, 2022

      Despite the old gag about only 10,000 Les Paul ’Bursts still surviving, informed production estimates for the 1958-to-1960 era average out around 1,500. Verified examples still fall short of that number. So where are all those missing ’Bursts? If a r

      6 min read

    • Article

      Seddo’s Column, By Rooth

      Sep 13, 2023

      “You want me to pretend to be Seddo? Gees Nige, you been giving the petty cash a flogging at the pub or something? Nobody does Seddo…” Poor Nige. The bugger’s been subbing my shit since Two Wheels days back in the 1990s. More than once he’s had to ma

      3 min read

    • Article

      Chocs AWAY!

      Feb 7, 2024

      ‘One hundred and twenty-one… one hundred and twenty-two… one hundred and twenty-three,’ said Mr Dear. ‘I’m off then, love,’ I said, popping my head around the kitchen door. ‘Sorry? I… D’oh! Now I’ve lost count’. Mr Dear is counting sweets, and not ju

      3 min read

    • Article

      IN THE BUNKHOUSE with RED STEAGALL

      Apr 18, 2023

      Now me and Ernie Taylor we left Denver yesterday,We’s a haulin his ol’ scorpion horse home.By the time we reached my cattle guard well it was plain to see,That everything I had at home was gone. She didn’t leave a note for me sayin’ where she’d gone,

      2 min read

    • Article

      Chuckles

      Feb 11, 2022

      Fancy yourself a joker? Email original jokes to chuckles@you.co.za or send them to Chuckles, YOU, PO Box 7167, Roggebaai 8012, and we may publish them on this page. Sue’s husband, a scout leader, gets sick. Though she’s never been camping before, she

      4 min read

    • Article

      Stevie Stipanovic

      Dec 14, 2020

      Stevie Stipanovic
      14 min read

    • Article

      A hot POTATO

      Mar 17, 2021

      “The woods are very quiet at this time of year, and for a few minutes Mr D and I trudged along in companionable silence. We probably weren’t as socially distanced as we might have been, even as a household bubble, but if we walk more than 3ft apart,

      3 min read

    • Article

      Jakob Robinson

      Dec 14, 2020

      22 years old | LIVES IN Ballina, NSW RIDES FOR Antihero [Flow through Project Distribution], Vans, Japan National, Ace Trucks, DSCO Bearings, The Bumbag Co and Truck Stop Skate Shop Hey, Jakob. What are you up to right now? Your Instagram Stories re

      9 min read

    • Article

      Still Got The Blues

      Apr 3, 2020

      Still Got The Blues
      2 min read

    • Article

      Tai Wepa SPIXX

      Sep 20, 2023

      Tai Wepa SPIXX
      6 min read

    • Article

      Gabbers And Friends

      Jun 28, 2023

      Gabbers And Friends
      14 min read

    • Article

      String FEVER

      Jan 8, 2020

      “You find the Dear household in the middle of a string crisis. How, you’ll be asking, is it possible for anybody to have a crisis about string? That is a very good question. Another good question is this: how is it possible for a married couple to ha

      3 min read

    • Article

      Steve Cradock Special

      Apr 25, 2023

      Steve Cradock Special
      5 min read

    • Article

      Jake Hayes

      Mar 29, 2021

      INTERVIEW BY TRENT FAHEY Jake Hayes grew up in Sydney, cutting his teeth at iconic spots like Martin Place, Chifley Plaza and Cook and Phillip. He’ll always have a soft spot for the gritty Sydney city skate scene, but these days he lives in Koreato

      15 min read

    • Article

      Spirit of Scunthorpe

      Aug 25, 2020

      Spirit of Scunthorpe
      3 min read

    • Article

      SIX PIX with Sam Fairweather

      Jul 1, 2021

      SIX PIX with Sam Fairweather
      13 min read

    • Article

      Carry on CAMPING

      Sep 23, 2020

      “‘I’m getting too old for this,’ said Mr Dear. ‘Pah!’ I said. There has not been a time in the adult life of Thomas Dear, retired hardware store owner, when he has not complained about his age. Here are just a few examples: When coming down the ladd

      3 min read

    • Article

      Crests: My 15-year Itch

      Mar 30, 2022

      Crests: My 15-year Itch
      3 min read

    • Article

      New DATING

      Mar 2, 2022

      New DATING
      3 min read

    Related categories

    Reviews for Hot Shots FC v Semi Pro FC

    0 ratings

    0 ratings0 reviews

    What did you think?

    Tap to rate

    Review must be at least 10 words

      Book preview

      Hot Shots FC v Semi Pro FC - A M Layet

      Smashwords Edition

      Copyright 2012 A M Layet

      Discover my world at http://amlayet.co.uk/aboutmybooks

      Table of Contents

      Prologue - Meet the Players

      Chapter One - We Need More Stuff

      Chapter Two - Sid Visits the Sports Shop Again

      Chapter Three - Sid hands out the Sponsorship Forms

      Chapter Four - Sid Gets Creative with the Truth

      Chapter Five - Hat Trick Boy Gets Creative with the Truth

      Chapter Six - Hat Trick Boy's Sponsorship Form

      Chapter Seven - Tactics and Training

      Chapter Eight - The Fun Run

      Chapter Nine - A Bit of Trouble

      Chapter Ten - The Mexican Stand Off

      Chapter Eleven - In the Camper Van

      Chapter Twelve - Hot Shots FC v Semi Pro FC

      Chapter Thirteen - The Goal of the Century

      Chapter Fourteen - Party On!

      Epilogue

      Prologue - Meet the Players

      1

      2

      3

      4

      5

      6

      7

      Chapter One - We Need More Stuff

      It was a summer afternoon and the Hot Shots players were making their way to the park for their weekly practice. Sid and Uno had got there early. They were walking around the pitch. Uno had a map and Sid had a paint brush. They were trying to paint the white lines

      When Hat Trick Boy arrived it started to rain. Within minutes, all the white lines had vanished and the pitch looked just as it had before. But Sid was not defeated. He nodded, which could have meant anything. This time it meant never mind.

      ‘We’ll try again next week,’ he told Uno.

      It was the third week in a row they had tried to put lines on the pitch. The first week they had used bread crumbs. Sid had no idea what happened to the white lines but he did notice there was a lot of bird song that day.

      The second week he put down toilet paper. This worked very well until anyone stood on it. By the end of the practice there were no white lines left, but lots of piles of toilet paper with brown stains on them. Even Sid had to admit it looked disgusting and he needed to come up with a better idea.

      So this week it was paint, but water based paint, which washes off in water.

      ‘Let’s try tippex next week,’ Uno suggested. ‘It's water resistant. We can have a bottle each.’

      ‘Good idea,’ Sid said, even though it wasn’t. In fact, it was a ridiculous idea. It would take them a year to paint lines on

      Enjoying the preview?
      Page 1 of 1