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    A Seriously Humorous Look at Dogs, Men and Sex.
    A Seriously Humorous Look at Dogs, Men and Sex.
    A Seriously Humorous Look at Dogs, Men and Sex.
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    A Seriously Humorous Look at Dogs, Men and Sex.

    By Oscar -Oz Benson

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    Dogs and men do have a lot in common. They both need sex a lot and are willing to fight to get some unless they are bound by political correctness! Whether people believe it or not the world works on needs more than on wants. Men's basic instinctual needs are not exactly like most people think and were told by their mommies. In fact many think that the number one basic need of men is sex. Won't you be excited to find out what it really is the number one need of men? Many women know that to give a man sex is to make the whole world turn a lot easier!!
    Heroes of our society such as James Bond 007 and for you Dems, Mr. Bill Clinton, always get a lot of Sex. Why can't the average man be a little more like them? People all over the world are moving and engaging in what they believe to be culturally influenced life. However, in reality it is far more insidious than that. They are being exploited and manipulated at every turn and by many institutional means such as religion and corporate marketing but mostly by the state! Getting back to reality is not an easy task and yet it is so satisfying to feel your feet below you again and to know that the decision you just made is going to bring you a load of happiness. So jump right in here and set your love ambitions to soar!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOscar -Oz Benson
    Release dateFeb 7, 2014
    ISBN9781311690968
    A Seriously Humorous Look at Dogs, Men and Sex.
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    Oscar -Oz Benson

    Basically I have been a traveling poet and writer for most of my life since about 15 or so. I published my first book of poems entitled 'Who Are You?' in 2002. I wrote a children's book entitled, Brother Bear and I about the same time in 2003. To date I have published also a book on Chongqing as well as one on investing in the stock markets. In the future I will publish a humorous book entitled 'The Mystery of Medicine and How to Escape From It'. I have lived in many places in America, Mexico, Philippines and China. I have found that following the yellow brick road will lead you to the truth. What you do with the truth will change your life. Change is what the earth needs now. No MORE WAR !! Just as Orson Wells said 'war is peace', you always hear this from the US gov. But it is not true. War doesn't bring peace nor safety. War destroys those who would maintain their freedoms mostly. We have allowed the International Banking system and others to become too powerful and now we must rethink our existence in order to safeguard the future. We must vote with our money and our purchases. It has come to me as I have traveled that there is and has always been more than enough of every thing on this earth for all of us. I have walked the deserts of North America and the Washington Rain Forrest as well. I have gone down the Amazon in South America by boat and walked in its midst. I have visited the most crowded cities of the world, Mexico City, Mexico and Chongqing China. We all over the world in every school have been denied even the knowledge of how much there is and how we can protect it. There is a light which was produced by Edison and is still burning now over 100 years. When we build things that last such as this then our resources too will last and our earth will sustain its health and balance. There is renewable energy that can be produced in each and every home that is clean and only has the initial cost of construction. This was released world wide by a group called HopeGirl on project Avalon Forum. This business of letting the corporations run governments and politicians with their greedy ways for profit and only offering us outdated technologies in cars and energy only will eventually destroy our green and blue world. We need to all band together demanding change, seeking and teaching the ways to love our earth and care for it and for sure we need to take the care of it out of the hands of the monopolies that are indeed trying to destroy her. We no longer should allow them to harm her and go unpunished. People are not evil but monopolies run by evil profiteers are. I have attained a variety of experiences over the years. I began to work at about 9 years of age working with my brother in our family tomato selling business and then did many other things over the years. I have owned my own construction firm and done well in sales at times and marketing of many different products. I have been a licensed insurance producer and stock vendor. I served both in the Navy and National Guard. Over the last 20+ years I have studied nutrition and history extensively. I did special studies in religions and politics as well as economics. Not only have I studied these things but have also put lots of these studies to practical uses as well. Presently I am a professor of English in Chongqing University in China. I enjoy providing healthy foods to my family and friends and helping others to find a healthy way of life in counseling. Please don't hesitate to leave me a note on my website or drop me a line if you would like to discuss what I have put into my books. You my readers are greatly appreciated. Thanks, Please post a review of what you read. I appreciate it greatly. Oscar -Oz Benson

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      A Seriously Humorous Look at Dogs, Men and Sex. - Oscar -Oz Benson

      A

      Seriously Humorous

      Look

      at

      Dogs, Men and Sex

      Written By

      Oscar -Oz Benson

      Copy write Oscar -Oz Benson January 2014

      Smashwords Edition

      This eBook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This eBook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient.

      Thanks!

      Contents

      Chapter 1 Atta Boy!

      Chapter 2 How Important Is Sex Really?

      Chapter 3 What Is in the Food?

      Chapter 4 Ooooh You Bad Boy You!!

      Chapter 5 No Money, No Honey

      Chapter 6 Religion and Sex

      Bibliography

      An Open Mind is of great value

      however,

      it is often maligned by

      those

      whose minds are closed.

      -Oz

      Dedicated to my Family and my Wives.

      Thank you all for loving me.

      I know it wasn’t easy.

      Man’s most important need.

      Chapter 1

      Behind every great man is an even greater woman. Unknown?

      Atta Boy!

      Men are indeed like dogs in many respects.

      Now I am talking about the men and not women. I will take a hard look at women later if that is ok with you, my lovely readers.

      You may or may not like dogs. Dogs however are very loyal when they are well taken care of. They can be the best of companions by being there to listen to your every word and give you a big licky, sticky kiss afterwards. You may have even noticed the best of them are oh so silent as well. Big and strong, tender, attentive and silent, what more could any woman want?

      Right?

      So, begs the question, where can a woman get one and/or how does a woman train them to be that way?

      We will be glad to take any and all questions at the end…HEHEH!

      Well contrary to most understandings in the world today, here on these pages, I will tell you the way it really is.

      --People (not unlike animals) have needs. This is probably going to all be very different though from what you read in most of the religious or pseudo science books of today. Here you will learn the truth (and nothing but the truth) of the matter.

      Dogs have 3 needs and so do men. Men are indeed like dogs in so very many important ways. They can be extremely loyal. They can be heroic!! In fact that is their (men and dogs) greatest desire—to be heroic and save the damsel in distress!! You Baby! Yes, I am talking about you!

      Yeah, the needs!

      Their number one need of all time and for all men is, believe it or not, HONOR. Yep, you heard me right sister. It is honor. Men need honor like a dog needs good words such as ‘atta-boy', ‘yeah', ‘go gettem’, 'you did it’, ‘come here you HANDSOME hunk you’, and so many more. Now no one would slight a person for encouraging a dog, no matter what breed nor how smart or ugly, but

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