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    Laikanist Times

    By Dylan Malik Orchard

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    Laikanist Times is the story of one planet divided by a few million years and a fistful of species divides. While the Bald Chimps are seeing apparitions and finding God (or possibly Dog) the dogs are indulging in some quantum meddling and the humans? Well, they had their time.

    Rex the Bulldog sets out to change the world, for better or worse, Gdunk the Chimp aims for the stars, Yessa aims to be left alone and Raeget and Kaisabosen aim for, well, something probably. All alongside a host of characters including the good, the bad and the ugly with Jinx and the Four-Leggers, the Laikanists, the Whippet Brotherhood and the Great Salmonists each doing their best to ignore what they need to and find what they want. And all the while Laika the Space Dog is doing something, or not, depending on your point of view.

    Laikanist Times is a strange and surrealist parable on the wonders and woes of religion, science, belief and talking animals. As the first novella from Dylan Malik Orchard it’s less a declaration of intent and more a declaration of confusion. With the answers to none of your questions and a slew of doubts to introduce. Humour, farce, satire, sloths and Sci-Fi are mixed together in a heady literary brew*.

    *’heady literary brew’ may or may not actually mean anything.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDylan Malik Orchard
    Release dateMar 20, 2014
    ISBN9781311065346
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    Dylan Malik Orchard

    Dylan Orchard is a Creative Writing graduate and native Londoner with a mind like a crazy cat ladies basement. Both suspicious and nefarious he is not to be trusted.

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