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    Confessions of a Private Soldier
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    Confessions of a Private Soldier
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    Confessions of a Private Soldier

    By Timothy Lea

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    About this ebook

    Privates on parade… he never had any trouble standing to attention…

    Available for the first time in eBook, the classic sex comedy from the 70s.

    Timmy needs a rest from his amorous adventures – how about a spot of light warfare?

    But there are lots of rather lovely ladies at the Royal Loamshire Regiment.
    Whether entertaining the troops or overseeing vigourous physicals, the girls are pretty inescapable – not that he’s trying!

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins UK
    Release dateNov 27, 2013
    ISBN9780007544547
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