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    Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX (8) - The First First Time
    Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX (8) - The First First Time
    Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX (8) - The First First Time
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    Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX (8) - The First First Time

    By Gene Clements

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    In the Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX series, our favorite sexagenarians describe, in sometimes hilarious and sometimes scandalous detail, their slow motion coming of age in the Midwest in the early sixties. From their clumsy first date to the first time they go “all the way” (on the second try), you’ll gasp at Elmer’s inexperience, smile at Tilly’s (real or faked?) innocence, and perhaps shed a tear of recognition at the blundering beauty of their first time.
    After over a year of hands on practice in foreplay, our lovers can’t hold off any longer; it’s time to say a grateful goodbye to their precious virginity and find out what real sex is all about. The only problem is where to find a warm, reasonably comfortable, and very private place to celebrate their first coupling. Finally, an opportunity arises and Elmer and Tilly are ready to seize the day!

    “December 9, 1962
    On a Saturday a couple of weeks before Christmas, Elmer drove out to Tilly’s house a few miles out of town to pick her up, presumably to go to a movie and hang around at the local diner in town. As Tilly’s mom opened the door, she wondered why Elmer was wearing an unusually heavy application of Old Spice aftershave lotion. For her part, Tilly noticed that Elmer was grinning more than usual, and didn’t seem to want to engage in his usual friendly banter with her mother.
    As soon as they were out of earshot, Tilly said, ”I see you’re grinning like you know something I probably want to know too.“
    If all goes according to my carefully crafted plan, your virginity will get lost somewhere before you come back home!” giggled Elmer, barely able to contain his enthusiasm.
    “Oh no, Elmer, not my precious virginity!” said Tilly with mock seriousness. Then she turned to real seriousness. “You’re making my panties wet, and I haven’t even heard the plan yet!”
    They got into Elmer’s truck, and on the way to town, he revealed the plot.“

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGene Clements
    Release dateAug 8, 2014
    ISBN9781311168900
    Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX (8) - The First First Time
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    Gene Clements

    Gene Clements is an artist, architect, and educator. He began the Tilly and Elmer series by writing a couple of paragraphs about a frisky older couple. His friends thought they were funny and wanted to find out what was going to happen if he finished the story. Now they know, for better or worse.Gene grew up in a small town in the Midwest although he now lives in California. He thinks he’s eighteen, but he’s really the same age as Tilly and Elmer. These stories aren’t necessarily autobiographical. Gene knows a lot of interesting people and has a prolific imagination; a dangerous combination.

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      Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX (8) - The First First Time - Gene Clements

      The First First Time

      Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX

      Book 8

      Gene Clements

      Illustrations and Cover Design

      Gene Clements

      The First First Time

      Tilly and Elmer FlashbackX

      Book 8

      Gene Clements

      This is a work of fiction. Events, places, characters or names are products of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events, places, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Any references to historical events, places, or real people are used fictitiously. All characters depicted in this work of fiction are 18 years of age or older.

      Copyright 2014, 2015 Gene Clements

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      Author’s Note

      The First First Time

      About the Author

      More About Tilly and Elmer

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      Author’s Note:

      These fictional stories chronicle the romantic, usually erotic, and almost always humorous, adventures of Tilly and Elmer, a Midwestern couple in their late sixties. They’ve been married for close to fifty years, and would appear to the casual observer to be the definition of an old married couple. But while they ARE a couple, AND married, they don’t consider themselves OLD. In fact, they still feel like teenagers most of the time, although sometimes events remind them that they aren’t quite as athletic, skinny, or flexible, as they were five decades ago. No matter. They try to recapture their youth anyway; and when they can’t quite recapture it, they at least

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